Shit.. SHHHHIEET. I' ENOUGH - GUI TO KNOW I Ci Sti‘ EJHU' Sai ,. So if you'd never played GTA you'd think to go and cook a marshmallow on it? shit gta v
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#14 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
So if you'd never played GTA you'd think to go and cook a ******* marshmallow on it?
#45 to #14 - pandaluna (09/18/2013) [-]
My brothers ex-wife was driving somewhere and car (brothers car) started to smoke on the road and she kept driving until it burst into ******* flames so yea.. some really are that stupid ..

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#44 to #14 - afunkyjunky (09/18/2013) [-]
well I did play a lot of sims when I was younger.
User avatar #19 to #14 - hecatonchires (09/18/2013) [-]
Yes, why not?
#4 - Simranj (09/18/2013) [-]
unless you got the health cheat.
User avatar #5 to #4 - coolioplasm (09/18/2013) [-]
noob health cheat doesnt work for explosions
User avatar #6 to #5 - makonendrak (09/18/2013) [-]
It does if you're outside the car
User avatar #50 to #6 - coolioplasm (09/19/2013) [-]
IT DOES NOT WORK IF YOU'RE OUTSIDE THE ******* CAR
THE INFINITE HEALTH CHEAT DOES NOT PROTECT YOU FROM EXPLOSIONS
User avatar #7 to #6 - coolioplasm (09/18/2013) [-]
no
#11 to #7 - Nahyon (09/18/2013) [-]
**** off slark
#17 to #11 - ilikecawk (09/18/2013) [-]
But Slark is so adorable
User avatar #38 to #4 - welliguessitsaname ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Unless you a zombie
User avatar #21 to #4 - tartwolfblack (09/18/2013) [-]
Or you can call 9-1-1 In GTA IV
#10 - wefwq **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 to #10 - savethepandas (09/18/2013) [-]
'This fukin asshole again.'
#39 to #10 - zenet (09/18/2013) [-]
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#18 - alstorp (09/18/2013) [-]
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#23 to #18 - mathafaka (09/18/2013) [-]
those dogs opne a whole new level of entertinment    
   
mfw I have no money to buy a console or upgrade my pc
those dogs opne a whole new level of entertinment

mfw I have no money to buy a console or upgrade my pc
User avatar #24 to #23 - alstorp (09/18/2013) [-]
Buy it and turn down the settings.

It's so ******* good
#25 to #24 - mathafaka (09/18/2013) [-]
If I can run GTA IV, can i run this? what do you think?
User avatar #26 to #25 - alstorp (09/18/2013) [-]
Oh definitely. GTA IV was one of the worst optimized games ever. It ran like **** for almost any computer. GTA V is very well optimized though, so it should run fine for you.
#47 to #26 - ffinfinity ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
How do you know GTA V is well optimized it hasn't even been released for PC???
User avatar #48 to #47 - alstorp (09/18/2013) [-]
1. Because it runs perfectly on the PS3 and Xbox. Rockstar was forced to optimize it up the ass to make it work.
2. It's not only optimized perfectly for consoles, as they confirmed a while ago, which means that the PC version will also be as optimized. It was easier to make it all-compatible instead of doing that **** all over again like they had to do with GTA IV.

This probably also means that the PC version is not far away.
#49 to #48 - ffinfinity ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Ok I can see your point and I know GTA5 pc is undoubtedly on its way, but just because it is optimized well for consoles doesn't mean it optimized well for PC. However they probably will go that extra mile because of GTA4 like you said.
User avatar #51 to #49 - keatontheghostfox (09/24/2013) [-]
GTA 4 had some framerate drops even on consoles if there was enough going on. Get 5 stars, that should do it. So far I saw none on GTA5
#52 to #51 - ffinfinity ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
hope your right, it looks amazing thus far.
#27 to #26 - mathafaka (09/18/2013) [-]
oh yiss I am so excited I watch gameplays all the time
oh yiss I am so excited I watch gameplays all the time
User avatar #29 to #27 - alstorp (09/18/2013) [-]
Yeh. Have you played The Lost & Damned?
#30 to #29 - mathafaka (09/18/2013) [-]
I still play it I have all the gta's
User avatar #31 to #30 - alstorp (09/18/2013) [-]
Johnny is in GTA V. It's pretty darn cool. Even though it's pretty short.

↓Very small spoiler, if you want to see it, it's great↓

Trevor kills Johnny after he ****** his girlfriend. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Y9FwYzcf8
User avatar #32 to #31 - alstorp (09/18/2013) [-]
Trevor ****** Johnnys girl that is
#33 to #32 - mathafaka (09/18/2013) [-]
johnny, my hero... what next? CJ???
johnny, my hero... what next? CJ???
User avatar #34 to #33 - alstorp (09/18/2013) [-]
I don't know i haven't come that far ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#35 to #34 - mathafaka (09/18/2013) [-]
it has many endings i am so excited about the game
User avatar #36 to #35 - alstorp (09/18/2013) [-]
Woah, it does?
#40 to #36 - negrimelona (09/18/2013) [-]
Michael and Trevor die
User avatar #41 to #40 - alstorp (09/18/2013) [-]
Yeah that i already know.
User avatar #22 - rainiar (09/18/2013) [-]
Bitch, you didn't learn **** . Real men drive that mother ****** until near explosion and jump out so you have a flaming torpedo going 80 mph into a field of unsuspecting people/cars and watch the fireworks.
#42 to #22 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
I always time it wrong and end up dying inside the car or taking heavy damage from the explosion.
User avatar #8 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
nah the rear wheels aren't burning yet, get in the car and call 911, hang up and your car should stop burning.
#12 to #8 - sourpotato (09/18/2013) [-]
GTA IV casual.
User avatar #3 - ivoryhammer (09/18/2013) [-]
No, we don't need a GTA5 channel, /r/gaming is circle jerking over it enough as it is, go there.
User avatar #28 - ohiowildman (09/18/2013) [-]
Running away from that **** was more tense than the cuban missile crisis
User avatar #20 - missglorianicole (09/18/2013) [-]
I guess you do learn from playing video games.
User avatar #43 to #20 - DisgruntledTomato (09/18/2013) [-]
If you had to learn that a source of fire was bad if it was near petrol from a video game then I have some bad news for you.
User avatar #46 to #43 - missglorianicole (09/18/2013) [-]
Oh jeez, I was joking.
#15 - Rascal (09/18/2013) [-]
People do know this **** doesn't actually explode, right?
User avatar #16 to #15 - douthit (09/18/2013) [-]
If it gets to enough gasoline vapors it can.
User avatar #13 - makenshi (09/18/2013) [-]
no, its time to have a barbeque
#9 - Rascal (09/18/2013) [-]
**** that. Stand on it and try to time your jump.
User avatar #2 - irishking (09/18/2013) [-]
Nah, you just enter the health code and it will fix its self.
#1 - spanishyes (09/18/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure at this point, anyone with a hint of common sense would know to back away from the car.
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