dem feels. Misleading title got you didn't it? anyway check out my new channel its posted to it.. Anonymous (ll/ theyll/ lon)'?)?!, eonly had 1 friend in my chi

dem feels

dem feels. Misleading title got you didn't it? anyway check out my new channel its posted to it.. Anonymous (ll/ theyll/ lon)'?)?!, eonly had 1 friend in my chi

Misleading title got you didn't it? anyway check out my new channel its posted to it.

Anonymous (ll/ theyll/ lon)'?)?!,
eonly had 1 friend in my childhood
aha was femanon
ifall in Ieve with her
friends as she' s all I got
mave to different uni after highschool
st] friends at uni
eta: to stay in contact with her
eepic ignore
we visit her at her university as a suprise
wee her kissing mete alpha
hertha next day
ewes nice, still frendzone
ddon' t see forbears
suecide to do something with my life
stein the army
met senate fight somewhere in the east
we there fer a few years
mmade 1 friend in army.
we got shot and died
tthink aboutthe girl I Ieve everyday
awrite her letters
we response
bleave the army after returning home
bbuy ewn house
rafter a few years the girl semes to my house
sshe' s in deep **** and has newhere else to go
of my life
sstill can' t bear only being friends with her
Hell girl I Ieve her (again)
Everything went betterthan expected
wave sex with her
men morning
sshe' s not in the house anymore
cdormt see heffer a few years again
Mbw years later I get a message mm her
go visit girl
aha has a child
mmy child
whants marry me
ewe get married
year later she dies
mingle father
we chance of overheating a weman again
Nev ml
Fun Funnier and Funplaze. t: tom
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#22 - Muppetz (12/28/2012) [-]
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#38 - deezknuts (12/28/2012) [-]
i knew it was forrest gump when he said he joined the army.

i was thinking "what is this ****** autistic, only having one friend in the army?"

and then mfw
#37 - valve (12/28/2012) [-]
You got me.
You got me.
#18 - lazybrainz (12/28/2012) [-]
#154 - BerryLicious (12/28/2012) [-]
This bit gets me every time.
This bit gets me every time.
#136 - psychfouronenine (12/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #97 - freakaleak (12/28/2012) [-]
saw it coming
#66 - beerholder (12/28/2012) [-]
It should have ended with "that's all I have to say about that..."
#138 - atangytaco (12/28/2012) [-]
Oh god, That ending to the movie!
Oh god, That ending to the movie!
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#57 - douchebuttt (12/28/2012) [-]
MFW my life seems like it's going down this exact road...
User avatar #67 to #57 - thereisaguy (12/28/2012) [-]
Same, then I realized I had more than one friend. Other than that its damn close.
#68 to #67 - douchebuttt (12/28/2012) [-]
I have no friends, because well... I hate most people.
User avatar #69 to #68 - thereisaguy (12/28/2012) [-]
I feel ya man, it's not often I say that someone should compromise their personal values but I loosened up a bit and got to know some terrible people. Now they're my terrible good friends. Could help you out. You graduate yet?
#70 to #69 - douchebuttt (12/28/2012) [-]
Nope I have no graduated yet. Still young. Despite the fact that I'm still in my youth, the story of the journey so far is quite long. I used to have many friends. As far as I could see. Many of which were older and already graduated, and now they're all burn outs. And all of the people who are around my age suddenly became either stuck up, assholes, douche bags, sluts, and just completely different, and they all believe that they've either changed for the better, or haven't changed at all. The only person who has't changed is my best friend (Who is a girl), who I've been friends with for years. And the entire time I've like her and had to keep a secret, all while she dates the ********* guys around, and I can't say anything about it.
User avatar #78 to #70 - AngNoop (12/28/2012) [-]
Some advice if shes a friend then it wouldnt make he not be your friend if you told her? some people do there entire lives wondering what would have been. There is a story like this a girl and guy is great friends in grade school up into high school and they guy likes her but is scared. she dates douches and he is always there to comfort her in the break up and after high school they go their ways. He meets with her and see's 10 years down he has missed the chance and she is married and has kids.He goes a whole life wondering what could have been. She died in here 60s and left a letter for him and it said since she is gone it's okay to say they if he would have asked her in high school she would have said yes and she also spend her life wondering what could have been as well.
I heard this was a true story but if not the moral is if shes a friend then you should be able to talk to her. The worst is No. when you talk to her be for real dont try to make it funny. Fix yourself up so you look good to when you ask.

There is a girl I was about to date and I didn't talk to her enough and she thought i wasn't into her then so she got with another guy.. no i wonder every day what if I was with her... this has happened on 2 girl. Trust me ask her.

Btw i know around your age everyone wants to be there own person and thats when most people go full retard.
#82 to #78 - douchebuttt (12/28/2012) [-]
That story is my biggest fear. She already knows. And claims we're just friends. Yet at certain times she has liked me, and even now, she seems flirty from time to time, as if she's hinting at something. I've been friends with her since 5th grade, been head over heals for her ever since. every time I'm with her, I can leave the world and focus on things... well most of the time. Sometimes I just go full retard and google eye'd over her. we always chill over night at each others houses, and have rituals and what not. we have a couple songs we call "our songs" I guess. But I don't know. And I don't think I can make myself look decent. I have dreads, and look like a hippie while scrubbing it up all day every day. Yet she's literally perfect. Though I can see us as "that stoner couple". And yet I can NOT stand to see her with anyone else. I get jealous at the slightest things.
User avatar #83 to #82 - AngNoop (12/28/2012) [-]
see whats she likes and flirt back and build but your going to have to go 80% and then if she will let her go the 20%
#85 to #83 - douchebuttt (12/28/2012) [-]
I'll do that when it's spring break and summer. Since she goes to the local highschool, and I was kind of kicked out of school. I'm technically home schooled because I've always been hassled by the law, and nosey people, even when I haven't done anything wrong. It's just safer at home. So I don't get to see her as much as I'd wish.
User avatar #87 to #85 - AngNoop (12/28/2012) [-]
okay i understand but make imt eafter school!
#88 to #87 - douchebuttt (12/28/2012) [-]
She's always busy. With either school work, after school activities, or other friends who won't always be there She seems like she tries to go with the flow, no matter what. Even if she's flowing down stream over a waterfall, I choose my actions carefully. Though I'm not one of those people who's just completely afraid to go outside, I don't mean that, I just mean I look far ahead in the future before making decisions. Which is why I have no friends, because they all do nothing but disappoint me, and never change. Therefore they can keep on screwing up.
User avatar #90 to #88 - thereisaguy (12/28/2012) [-]
AngNoop good job picking up the slack. Douchbutt swing for the stands or however that expression goes.
#92 to #90 - douchebuttt (12/28/2012) [-]
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#162 to #33 - chiktikkavaspaus (12/28/2012) [-]
He is definitely the best Video game character I've seen in a long time.
He is definitely the best Video game character I've seen in a long time.
#167 to #162 - ASDLSD (12/28/2012) [-]
He makes other villains seem like baby girls.
User avatar #176 to #167 - rihardololz (12/28/2012) [-]
expect handsome jack
User avatar #58 - animedudej (12/28/2012) [-]
That movie is the greatest movie in ever
#185 - shinobidesu (12/28/2012) [-]
I'm pissed that I didn't see this coming.
I'm pissed that I didn't see this coming.
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