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Heaven or Hell this coming Friday?

Heaven or Hell this coming Friday?. Whats going on this Friday in hell, Can't wait. THIS.. FRIDAY! THIS FRIDAY! IN HELL! 1' ?, quort' BIBLE SCHOOL C" If H, WET

Whats going on this Friday in hell, Can't wait

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#89 - kibbleis ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #118 to #89 - darklit (08/06/2012) [-]
GONG-I TEM PIE
#143 - TheOriginalNerd (08/07/2012) [-]
im surprised the endless glutton buffet didnt cost 6.66$
User avatar #73 - guitarheroadam (08/06/2012) [-]
One of the least accurate Christian jabs I've hears in a long time...
User avatar #201 to #73 - purplegorrila (08/07/2012) [-]
I think people think you said something different like I did when I first read it...
#178 to #73 - anon (08/07/2012) [-]
yep, heaven is ALOT more boring.
User avatar #135 - endface (08/07/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I don't find either of these places enjoyable. Is purgatory still an option?
User avatar #164 to #135 - noblexfenrir (08/07/2012) [-]
If you want to be ripped apart by leviathans than sure.
#43 - boomdady (08/06/2012) [-]
Harp lessons?

**** YEAH!
#30 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
Actually, you would probably be morbidly tortured for an eternity.........
Actually, you would probably be morbidly tortured for an eternity.........
User avatar #54 to #30 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
Unless you're a masochist. Besides, after a while you'd just get used to it
#60 to #54 - Cloudxhigh (08/06/2012) [-]
We are saying that Hell is indeed real and that God does indeed exist for this argument. If God could make the Earth, humans, animals, etc. Do you not think that he would make Hell a place that is torture for everyone, regardless of what you were before death?

The idea that being a masochist would make being in hell bearable is just idiotic, and proves just how little you know about the Christian religion.
User avatar #62 to #60 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
You do realize the notion of comedy in my comment, right? I do, very well, realize the theory that Hell is supposed to be a place of extreme suffering for EVERYONE, and not in a physical sense either. However, I don't believe that god is good, nor do I think he's all powerful, all knowing, or all loving. In fact, I side with Satan on that argument
#64 to #62 - Cloudxhigh (08/06/2012) [-]
Just so i can understand your point of view. What reason do you have for thinking that God is not "good,' all powerful, all knowing or all loving? And why would you side with the Angel that revolted against God, in his own domain? If Satan is stupid enough to fight God in Heaven, and very well knowing that God is indeed "God," then why would anyone side with anything he believes?
User avatar #78 to #64 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
I would side with Satan because Satan is the one who opposed the cruel and unjust tyrant we know as god. why would anyone side with Satan? once again, because god and jesus are assholes who don't care for anyone but themselves and their own cheerleading squad. furthermore, I do believe jesus said that (in the NEW testament, you know, the one that tells of love and light) he supports slavery, agree's with his "father", and that anyone who does not love him more then anyone, and serve him is not worthy of him, and they shall suffer eternally
#83 to #78 - Cloudxhigh (08/06/2012) [-]
Do you not think it's possible that Human kind has taken this world to a place that God hasn't designed it to be? I know earlier i said that God is all knowing, but perhaps i should elaborate on what i believe to be true. I simply believe that God can see many different outcomes of what CAN come to pass, and tries to make the best out of the situation.

Just like when God decided to kill all of the Human beings except Noah with a flood. I think it's foolish to say that God knows exactly what is going to happen, every day of every month of every year. If God knew what your plans were in life, and what you were going to do, then there would be no point in being a Christian at all. If you chose to not be a Christian, then God would have already known that and you can't really be blamed for that. You didn't create yourself, God did. So if God knows EVERYTHING about EVERYONE, then being a Christian is just pointless.
User avatar #76 to #64 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
Commandment 8: thou shalt not steal

Joshua 11:8 - and the LORD gave them into the hand of Israel.

Numbers 31:0 - The Israelites captured the Midianite women and children and took all the Midianite herds, flocks and goods as plunder.

Numbers 31:17-18- - Kill all the boys. and every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has not slept with a man.

Deut 20:16 - However, in the cities of the nations the LORD your god is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything. completely destroy them.

Levinticus 20:24 - "You will posses their land; i will give it to you as an inheritance, a land flowing with milk and honey. I am the LORD your god"

Exodus 3:17 - And i have promised to bring you up out of your misery in Egypt into the land of the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites
User avatar #75 to #64 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
Commandment 9: thou shalt not bear false witness (which god also does many times)

Genesis 22:2 - God said, "Take your only son, Isaac, whom you love, and go to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering... (and god eventually stopped him right before he did) Genesis 22:12 - "Do not do anything to him. now i know that you fear god, because you have not withheld me from your son".

true, this may have been a test, i will give god that. but he still LIED to abraham and STILL gave false witness. disobeying his OWN rules (and by that standard, because the lord's law is perfect, god should kill himself). Jesus also lied when he said "you can wither fig tree's and drink poison without dying through belief in jesus"
User avatar #74 to #64 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
you say that god is always good, right? therefore, there should only be ONE set of guidelines and rules that you should follow. otherwise, it's just your own preferences staying in the hands of a fascist dictatorship. just because god is all powerful and "can't be stopped" doesn't mean he's "good". but, because there is only one standard of good, i think god should have to follow it too, wouldn't you agree? (otherwise, he's just an asshole still) and, for this look into the guidelines for good, i can think of no better place to look except in the 10 commandments.

Commandment 6: thou shalt not kill. (god has directly killed, and asked others to kill repeatedly throughout the bible)

Genesis:38:7-9- But Er, Judah's firstborn was wicked in the LORD's sight: so the LORD put him to death

Onan spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring, so god put him to death also

Numbers 11:33 - the anger of the LORD burned against the people, and he struck them with a severe plague.

Numbers 16:20 - the LORD said to Moses and Aaron, "Separate yourselves from this assembly so i can put an end to them all at once"

Numbers 16:31-33 - The ground under them split apart and the earth opened it's mouth and swallowed them, the earth closed over them and they perished.

Numbers 16:35 - And fire came out from the LORD and consumed the 250 men who were offering the incense.

Numbers 21:6 - Then the LORD sent venomous snakes among them; they bit the people and many Israelis died

Leviticus 10:1-3 - Aaron's sons offered unauthorized fire before the LORD, contrary to his command. so fire came out from the presence of the LORD and consumed them, and they died before the LORD.
User avatar #72 to #64 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
Lev. 20:10 states that anyone who cheats on their spouse must be put to death

Lev. 20:13 states that homosexuals must be put to death

Matthew 18:7-9 states that if you sin of the flesh, you must cut off that body part and throw it away. or you get burned alive

1 Corinthians 14 states that women are to be seen and NOT heard in churches

1 Tim 2 states that a woman must be quiet and learn with submissiveness, and they are not allowed to teach or have authority over men

Exodus 21:20 states that it is okay to beat your slaves as long as they don't die

Titus 2:9 states that every slave is to show complete submissiveness

Isaiah 13 states that any slave who escapes shall be put to death, but first, their children shall be killed right before their eyes

Hosea 13 states that all Sumerian's are to be put to death for disobeying god (for the crime of one woman, i might add. because she disobeyed god)

Numbers 31 states that every town of people who have disobeyed god shall all die, except virgin women (who become slaves)
User avatar #71 to #64 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
Lev.1:9. states that you should burn a bull on the alter of sacrifice, as the odor is pleasing to thy lord. anyone who objects is smitten
Exodus 21:7. states that it is acceptable to sell your daughter into slavery
Lev.15:19- 24. states that it is a sin to have contact with a women on her menstrual cycle
Lev. 25:44 states that you may possesses slaves of a foreign country
Exodus 35:2 states that anyone working on the sabbath (sunday) shall be put to death
Lev. 11:10 states that eating shellfish is an abomination
Lev. 21:20 states that it is a sin to approach the alter of god if you have defect in your sight
Lev. 19:27. states that people who trim their hair around their temples shall be put to death
Lev. 11:6-8 states that touching the skin of a dead pig is a sin and makes you unclean
Lev. 19:19 states that it is a sin to both plant more then one crop in your field, and wear clothes with 2 different kind's of thread
Lev.24:10-16. states that the proper way to execute a sinner is to bury them neck deep in the ground and pelt them with stones until dead
Lev. 20:14 states that it is a sin to have sexual relations with in laws, and is punishable by death (burning)
Lev. 18:22 states that homosexuality an abomination upon mankind and unto the lord, and all homosexuals should be put to death
Isaiah 40:8 states that god's word is the ONLY word and we may NEVER disobey it
Psalm 19:7 states that the law of the lord is PERFECT
first commandment: thou shalt have no other god's before me
(if anyone does do this, you must take them outside your town and stone them to death. Deut: 17:2-7)
Deut:13:13-9 states that ANYONE who disobeys the laws of the lord must have their town destroyed, as well as their livestock and buildings
Lev. 24:16 states that anyone who blasphemies the lord must be put to death (by stoning)
Lev. 20:9 states that all who disobey their mother or father must be put to death
#80 to #71 - Cloudxhigh (08/06/2012) [-]
Okay, we are not Jews dude (no offense to jews) . Christians don't live by the Old testament, so why bring scripture from Leviticus into this?
User avatar #87 to #80 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
Because it still counts, it is the bible, and the word of god. One could easily say the jews, christians, and muslims all worship the same god, just with different idea's of what he wants
#91 to #87 - Cloudxhigh (08/06/2012) [-]
And there is nothing wrong with that. I mean do i agree with the fact that Muslim's (some Muslim's) believe we are the scourge of the Earth and are meant for destruction? No, but i can understand how people could have different understandings of what it means to serve God.
User avatar #96 to #91 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
Indeed, and I agree with that too. But as I said, either it's all taken literally, or all up for debate. I do not mean to offend you with my words, and I would like to apologize for getting riled up if it seem's like I am, this is just a very personal topic for me. I apologize for taking any gripe out on you
User avatar #70 to #64 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
lets look at this in a christian view. If god created Hell, a place where people go to suffer, he is not all loving, no if's, and's, or butt's. It's as simple as that. Yes, he beat Satan, but he could not kill him and instead cast him out, thus he is not all powerful (and if he is and just chose not too, then he let evil into the world, thus he is still not all loving), and Satan snuck into the garden of Eden and screwed up gods plan, thus he is not all knowing. And if he did know, and didn't do anything, then he is not all loving because he let evil into the world. And if he is all loving, then he is not all powerful, because he could not stop it. Furthermore, we will look at the bible for proof that god in an asshole
#81 to #70 - Cloudxhigh (08/06/2012) [-]
With all the scripture you are pouring out, i highly doubt you had time to understand that those commandments and laws are meant for Man. Not God. Not Jesus. I assumed that you were intelligently able to discuss something like this, but i can see that rather than give me any opinions of your own beliefs, you are more interested in spouting off scripture that you don't even understand.
User avatar #90 to #81 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
and THAT is ******** . it doesn't matter if he is a god, those rules were supposed to represent pure good, and yet he defies them. that is unnacceptable in ever sense of the word, and is just like saying a boss of a company is exempt from the rules, when it is obvious he is not
User avatar #114 to #90 - varcolac (08/06/2012) [-]
Actually, much of the bible is (in my opinion) the way people interpret God, it is a human document, and thus, sadly, subject to manipulation by zealots, bigots, and politicians...Also, the reason theology exists is because it IS all up for debate, if there wasn't debate, there could not be growth. Just my opinion, sorry to butt in (You seem like pretty cool guys btw, what with the not flinging **** at eachother when discussing religion.)
User avatar #126 to #114 - captainfuckitall (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you, good sir. You seem pretty chilled out yourself. And while I agree that it is all up for debate, and constantly SHOULD be; when comparing religions and discussing these types of arguments it's better to have everything taken literally then everything up for speculation. if you kept up like that, you just have a million and two people running around shouting nonsense
User avatar #136 to #126 - varcolac (08/07/2012) [-]
I'm not entirely convinced that isn't already the case, but yes, I think that there should be a baseline when discussing religion, or we will get nowhere. I suppose, in talking about Christianity, the Nicene creed could be a decent place to start, in addition to the ten commandments.
#92 to #90 - Cloudxhigh (08/06/2012) [-]
Okay, i will say you are right there. I didn't really think about it too much, but i can agree with that. It is wrong that God did some of the things he did, but that's just my opinion. I mean, assuming we are believing he is real for this, then it doesn't really matter what i think because he can pretty much do whatever he wants.
#79 to #70 - Cloudxhigh (08/06/2012) [-]
All loving is a very general term, and it's what humans have labeled God. All loving to us might be letting us all get a free pass into heaven, but then what would be the point of the trials and temptations that we face on Earth? From a Christian point of view, we are supposed to glorify him in life, and thus earn a spot in Heaven. I'm sure you can understand that you can love someone, yet still do things to them that might seem confusing. If hell didn't exist then people would run rampant and still be guaranteed a place in Heaven. I don't think i want the guy who just got finished raping Little Susy sitting beside me when I'm eating.

Ever think that he didn't want to kill Satan, and it served a dual purpose of creating hell and not forcing God to kill Satan? God chose to let Evil into this world so that we could be created, for without Satan being cast out then why would God have even created human beings? Nothing would have gone wrong in Heaven, and our world would be non-existent.

How do we know that it screwed up God's plan when Satan snuck into the Garden of Eden? I mean without Satan telling eve to eat the fruit, Hell would have been pointless for God to create. So maybe instead of claiming that he isn't All knowing, perhaps God set the events that happened into motion for that specific purpose.

And about God being less than kind. I'm sorry if you think killing every single person in the world, because God thought they were all evil (ALL EVIL) except Noah, is considered being hateful and not being loving. Rather than think about the hordes of Evil people that God killed, think about the fact that God chose to save Noah because he saw that Noah still held to Godly beliefs.
User avatar #85 to #79 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
I don't care how general a term you think it is. If what the bible say's is based upon perspective and speculation, then i can just as easily say "when god said "Serve Me", he meant "Serve Satan"). either we take the bible as literal, or EVERYTHING is up for debate. And while I do see your point, good sir, in the bible it say's all you must do is be part of god's cheerleading squad and you will get into heaven (oh ya, and you must be sorry for the bad things you have done. but even if they are sorry, that doesn't excuse their actions). god created humans to serve him, that's actually what it says; and if you wish for me to find that, I can go on the hunt for the verse and chapter. Perhaps that is true, but if it is, then why are people born so different? why are some born into privledge while others are born into poverty? if god truly is all loving, I doubt he would do something so cruel, even if it IS for a "plan". it's also unfair to put someone in a spot where god is unheard of so they have no CHANCE of going to heaven. Sorry to say, but that doesn't cut it; Gandhi, Buddha, and The Dali-Lama were loving, kind, caring, and compassionate people, who were said to have no vice in them, and easily the closest thing to "all loving" on this planet, yet they did not hate evil or violence, they simply viewed it as misguided and sought to change them with peaceful means. besides, if god is all powerful, he could have changed everyone with a snap of his fingers, and i would much rather think a god who is all loving would prefer to mess with self-control and free-will then kill his own "children"
#100 to #85 - Cloudxhigh (08/06/2012) [-]
And i mean personally, i hope that there are other things outside of the small Earth that we live on. Who knows what else is out there? Just because the bible says that we are to worship God doesn't mean that somewhere there is a whole society doing something totally different.

I look at it like this. I believe in Christianity because it suits me. It won't suit some people, and that's totally up to them. Doesn't matter to me what you choose to believe. I mean it does, from a Christian point of view, but whatever.
#98 to #85 - Cloudxhigh (08/06/2012) [-]
I'm going to end all of this with hopefully just a few sentences. Regardless of what the bible says, i have a very simple motto i live by in life. I do believe in God, i do believe in Christianity and what it stands for, and i do believe that Jesus died on the cross to save me from my own sins. Outside of that, i believe in what i think is right. God gave us the ability to use common sense, but some people forget that. They are too caught up in what a book says to actually use their own logic. And of course logically speaking, it makes no sense that God exists. But whatever.

I know that i will do the right thing if i choose to. If i do something wrong, then i know it's not because i didn't read the right verse in the bible. I know if i do something that is considered wrong, and i know if i do something that is considered right.
User avatar #101 to #98 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
Well good for you. I actually agree with you upon that part. I like the christian stance that all men deserve forgiveness if they earn it, and that all should be kind to their neighbour, and that you are to live a good, honest, happy life. I like that. Unfortunetly, god doesn't seem to follow that to standard. But hey, if it makes you happy, and makes you a better person, then I truly am happy for you
User avatar #120 to #54 - SgtObvious (08/06/2012) [-]
Satan would know what you like and don't like, so if you're a masochist then he wouldn't inflict any pain on you and instead would do something else that you don't like.
User avatar #128 to #120 - captainfuckitall (08/07/2012) [-]
Haha, I know, it was just supposed to be a joke :P
User avatar #95 to #54 - rokkarokkaali (08/06/2012) [-]
Or do what Homer did and eat donuts for all eternity like the clever bastard he was.
User avatar #97 to #95 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
Gotta Love The Simpsons
User avatar #133 - benjaminbutton (08/07/2012) [-]
Whether Heaven and Hell is real or not, it doesn't really matter. I don't want to go to a place where people are aloud a get out of jail free card because they prayed and their sins are forgiven. Bunch of assholes either way. So whatever. I'll stick to my sciences and carry on with my life. I have no intentions of ever setting myself in a religious setting. To much to do and see in this world to risk worshipping for no reason. Live a good and fair life and keep your religious beliefs to yourself. No one can debate about it responsible anymore.
#175 - spatulaman ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
MFW I only had $5 when I die and go to hell from laughing at all the things on the internet.
#140 - itrinx (08/07/2012) [-]
$6.99 Buffet I REGRET EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW !
#124 - peelshere (08/07/2012) [-]
Laugh at this and i'll see you in hell!
User avatar #16 - icameheretotroll (08/06/2012) [-]
Or just endless torture
User avatar #19 to #16 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
ya, but why be a pessimist?
User avatar #21 to #19 - icameheretotroll (08/06/2012) [-]
same reason OP thought heaven is worse than hell
User avatar #23 to #21 - captainfuckitall (08/06/2012) [-]
Ya, but if you actually read the old testament, you will find that god isn't much of a good guy, nor is jesus for that matter
#168 - anon (08/07/2012) [-]
dont you think
'god'
is just the biggest egotistical prick of all time
all he wants
is everyone to say how great he is
whereas the devil just wants everyone to have free will
to do whatever the **** they want
he was all
yo adam
eve
eat this
and make your own ******* mind up
whereas gods like
oi wagwan
im the best
you cant do anything
and i'm a prick
User avatar #173 to #168 - noblexfenrir (08/07/2012) [-]
Satan hates humans, he only made us eat the fruit in mythology because he wanted to show god that his "perfect" creations were flawed.
#179 to #173 - anon (08/07/2012) [-]
Can't say I blame Satan for hating them if they're made in God's 'perfect' image. Who doesn't hate a big wanky ******** who thinks they're (tee hee) GOD'S GIFT!!!?!?!?!?
#193 - kyfvini (08/07/2012) [-]
<-

get it?
#192 - anon (08/07/2012) [-]
buffet should be 6.66
#190 - anon (08/07/2012) [-]
#187 - snapbackcc (08/07/2012) [-]
wait... fat soccer moms and minimal food? How the hell does that work? **** it i'm just gonna go to hell they atleast have 7$ buffet
#106 - darkrighteosnight (08/06/2012) [-]
But that's not all, i you come to Hell now, you will get your own personal demon that will **** you in the ass for all eternity with his barbed dick! But that's still isn't all! If you get here before the Apocalypse, the pain won't ever end.


> Side effects are anal bleed-age and the demon will steal your money so no buffet and strippers/Prostitutes will tern you down because of fear of demon.
#116 to #106 - anon (08/06/2012) [-]
Christfags.
User avatar #147 to #106 - JklnHyd (08/07/2012) [-]
I am unable to read either this comment or the post in anything other than an over the top announcer voice, such as you would hear in a commercial for a MONSTER TRUCK RALLY RALLY RALLY! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE!
#99 - anon (08/06/2012) [-]
Why do i have a feeling the hell poster would be false advertising for the most part?
User avatar #31 - daviid (08/06/2012) [-]
hell is supposed to be a place where you suffer the pain that you made others suffer,

what if you only made one person suffer? or what about ghandhi since he didnt believe in this god?
#34 to #31 - anon (08/06/2012) [-]
what if you rape a hot girl does she rape you back ?
User avatar #119 to #34 - SgtObvious (08/06/2012) [-]
You'd probably be raped by some huge dicked fat guy for all of eternity
#32 to #31 - lordumpalumpa (08/06/2012) [-]
Hell is the absence of god = if god is not here, he canĀ“t punish you, enjoy the ******* metal fest man!
User avatar #33 to #32 - daviid (08/06/2012) [-]
**** yeah :D

now we'da bitches at?
User avatar #110 to #31 - italianchef (08/06/2012) [-]
on the contrary to what many of my ******** brethren have said, you dont need to believe in God or be Christian or whatever to go to heaven
User avatar #112 to #110 - varcolac (08/06/2012) [-]
iloveyoujustsoyouknowkthnxbai
User avatar #35 to #31 - justadude (08/06/2012) [-]
actually ghandi was quoted saying that he liked the christian god and the bible just not christians
User avatar #36 to #35 - daviid (08/06/2012) [-]
but did he believe in god, go to christian church, pay 10% of his check thingy, and confess his sins? (doubt if he had any but still)
User avatar #37 to #36 - justadude (08/06/2012) [-]
the bible says that all you have to do is believe. in the past year of not going to church i have grown more in my faith than i did any time i went to church. you dont need to give money to any church. and sin is personal not general.
User avatar #42 to #37 - alphawolffifteen (08/06/2012) [-]
The Bible does not at any time say, "Just beliiiieeevveee!!"
User avatar #104 to #42 - jokeface (08/06/2012) [-]
Yes it does. Multiple times. It says putting your faith in Jesus is the ONLY way to earn salvation. The rest of the rituals are just formalities.
User avatar #203 to #104 - alphawolffifteen (08/07/2012) [-]
You're one of a group of people who believes that, but I'm sorry to tell you it doesn't work that way.John 3:3, "Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."
Being born again is to have accepted the savior into your heart, not just believe, but also repent your sins and commit your life to God. The difference between this faith and Catholicism is that Catholics try to do good deeds all the time and constantly repent, while non-denominational (Pure Bible and nothing else) know that once you're saved, like the love given to you by grace, you yourself do the good work God wants you to do. True salvation like this is never lost. You don't have to respond or anything, I don't really want to debate, I just want you to look into this. Have a blessed day, and sorry for the seemingly angry comment I posted 6 hours ago.
User avatar #204 to #203 - jokeface (08/07/2012) [-]
I don't want to debate either. But I am curious as to how being born again (which is a staple of my Baptist faith) differs from my statement. It sounds like you're agreeing with me, the way I'm interpreting it.
User avatar #206 to #204 - alphawolffifteen (08/07/2012) [-]
Well, just believing and only believing doesn't really mean much. Satan believes in God... It's just that the Bible says that whoever repents their sins and accepts God into their hearts will be saved. A true Christian as I have seen, and as I have been trying for is one that not just believes but LIVES the life that God wants him/her to live. Not making your own decisions. I've seen miraculous changes in people, even my own brother. One can say I believe in God, then turn around and be drinking, fighting, buying hookers etc. Now that is not to say any truly saved man is perfect, the Bible says that although you will fall, you will not stay down. As in true salvation is never lost. Simply believing is oversimplifying it really.
User avatar #207 to #206 - jokeface (08/07/2012) [-]
Oh, right, that's what I meant, sorry. Obviously it's more than just saying "Yea I believe in God so I'm going to heaven." You're right, it takes actual devotion and whatnot. I didn't mean to oversimplify it.
User avatar #208 to #207 - alphawolffifteen (08/07/2012) [-]
Oh ok, it's just that some people will actually be like that. Cherry pickers, go-happy all's good people :P
User avatar #212 to #208 - justadude (08/07/2012) [-]
are you a calvinist or arminianist?
User avatar #213 to #212 - alphawolffifteen (08/07/2012) [-]
Let me be honest with you...I have no idea what those are. I am a non-denominational Christian.
User avatar #214 to #213 - justadude (08/07/2012) [-]
ok that makes me understand what you said a little bit more. i would advise researching both of those extensively, its somewhat of a faith-definer
User avatar #38 to #37 - daviid (08/06/2012) [-]
true words of wisdon there my brotha, too bad im athist and im going to hell
User avatar #39 to #38 - justadude (08/06/2012) [-]
thats only if im right and heaven and hell exist. i dont know, but for my sake i hope heaven does
User avatar #40 to #39 - daviid (08/06/2012) [-]
for your sake yes, but not for mine lol cuz then im skrewed bro. i heard satan has a things for pineapples (*.*)
User avatar #105 to #40 - jokeface (08/06/2012) [-]
Was that a reference to Little Nicky?
User avatar #210 to #105 - daviid (08/07/2012) [-]
yes!
User avatar #211 to #210 - jokeface (08/07/2012) [-]
**** yea.
#156 - Blackspeed ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
Real Hell.
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