Stupid bitch. is my Minecraft server if you want to join /user/tredbear/169#169 I had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the only form of transport Stupid bitch is my Minecraft server if you want to join /user/tredbear/169#169 I had a dream that went porn convention where the only form of transport
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Stupid bitch. is my Minecraft server if you want to join /user/tredbear/169#169 I had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the only form of transport

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I had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the only form of transportaion around the convention was through suction tubes, like in futurama. There was a stadium at the convention, where you would watch porn and stuff, but half the of the seats in the statium were not completed with condtructing, so I sat in one of those seats were the needed to be finished, and it was scary, because it was like 20 ft. upove the ground, and the only way to get down was through the tube right next to it. I took the tube to get outa there, and it took me to the roof of the porn convention, and there was a bunch of fireworks up there, and a mutilated hand with a match in it, so I took the match from the hand and lit the fire works, they ended up lighting the convention on fire, then I took the tube to this room where everyone was giving eachother hand jobs, blowjobs, and jacking off. In that room I wathced a bear and a crow jack off, and they came all over themselfs, then after they came on me, I took the tube to outside the convention, then, I decided to play "Wargame European Escelation" in my dream, where I had to hide golden tanks and what not from aliens trying to find them, so I killed all of the aliens.

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - bigbaddrag
Reply +28 123456789123345869
(04/20/2013) [-]
I was kinda hoping that a second skier would go over the jump and hit her


am I a bad person?
User avatar #2 to #1 - daftiduck
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(04/20/2013) [-]
No, you're just the average FJer
User avatar #19 - SheWolfie
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(04/21/2013) [-]
>be 17
>snowboarding at local slopes
>be on black diamond hill (Expert level hill, some really steep)
>Mini-jump right where hill sloped drastically
>*********.jpg
>Zoom down at the speed of Sonic on acid.
>Jump.
>Dearsweetjesus
>See a mother and child sitting approx. 50 ft in front of slow down sign
>******* SITTING
>Airborn, no time nor space to change.
>Slam into childwiththe force of a prison gang rape
>Flip and smash my head onto the metal sign
>Helmet cracks.
>******* SHATTERS...
User avatar #20 to #19 - SheWolfie
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(04/21/2013) [-]
>Wake up dazed to screeching
>Mother 2 inches away from my face, screeching I hurt her kid.
>Threatens to sue for damages and med bills.
>************
>Gets the attention of the Ski Patrol.
>Fastforward.
>Sitting in Ski Patrol room, still slightly dazed.
>Banshee mom screeching her story, kid smirking at me. Fill with rage.
>Literally ******* happy.
>Doctor comes to my room as I hear "And I demand she pay my son's medical bills!"
>High as **** friend finally shows up to see how I'mdoing...
User avatar #21 to #20 - SheWolfie
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(04/21/2013) [-]
>Tells doctor my story.
>Doc takes my tag (We have a tag system that shows how skilled you are and what hills you can go on.)
> Doc leaves to get Banshee spawn's tag.
>He comes back with the most pissed off look on his face.
>Tag is shown.
>Banshee spawn is light green circle. (Lowest level skill, basically sit in a corner and think about how you're wasting your time.)
>High friend goes bats hit crazy for me. I'm not paying ****
>Only Green hill on opposite side of resort.
>Doc goes back and tells them they have to pay their own bills and mine for the hospital.
>Concussion and sprained wrist.
#24 to #21 - ironstrike
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(04/21/2013) [-]
You forgot the ending

>******* win.

Seems appropriate.
User avatar #23 to #21 - angelambrosius
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(04/21/2013) [-]
This... This is good. **** the mom and kid for being stupid. Kinda wonder if she was waiting there on purpose for a get rich quick scheme.
#28 to #21 - jamesrustler
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(04/21/2013) [-]
YFW Doctor says they have to pay your bill
User avatar #27 to #21 - mistressluna
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(04/21/2013) [-]
For once, I am actually glad a human was saved by wearing protective gear.
User avatar #30 to #21 - Danzig
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I feel like I've read this before. Either you're reposting your own content, you're reposting someone else comment, or it's a coincidence. WHICH ONE IS IT SHEWOLF?!
User avatar #34 to #30 - SheWolfie
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(04/22/2013) [-]
the same comment I made when this was posted ages ago
#32 to #30 - anon id: f54e0f13
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I've read something very similar as well.
It is most likely a remade version of someones content from ages ago.
User avatar #3 - friendlytroll
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(04/20/2013) [-]
At least she dodged it.


But she's a stupid bitch for just casually strutting out on the slope.
#16 - gomocado
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/21/2013) [-]
test
#22 to #16 - ejacrobat
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/21/2013) [-]
Did it work?
#29 - Skrufymunky
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/21/2013) [-]
I love that guy who just cheers
I love that guy who just cheers
#10 - detectivejewhat
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(04/21/2013) [-]
So I haven't been on FJ in a while, can someone explain to me the shades of blue on the names?
User avatar #12 to #10 - allennis
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(04/21/2013) [-]
How aged your account is. The darker the shade, the older the account, the more "prestigious" you are.
User avatar #18 to #12 - maswan
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/21/2013) [-]
cool
#17 to #12 - randomMemory
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I wondered about that, ty
#13 to #12 - detectivejewhat
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(04/21/2013) [-]
so am i 1337 now?
#25 to #13 - zyketor
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User avatar #14 to #13 - allennis
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Obvious. Your wildest dreams have come true.
User avatar #15 to #14 - allennis
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I meant of course*. How the **** did I type "obvious"?
#33 - pyroking
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(04/21/2013) [-]
i'm surprised she didn't get hit
#31 - redstain
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(04/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - ramathlehi
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I love how she just pauses and contemplates her existence after the skier nearly decapitates her.
#11 - thenoobjunkie
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Looks like that was, "Flippin" close.
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