Stupid bitch. is my Minecraft server if you want to join www.funnyjunk.com/user/tredbear/169#169 I had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the only
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Stupid bitch

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I had a dream that I went to a porn convention, where the only form of transportaion around the convention was through suction tubes, like in futurama. There was a stadium at the convention, where you would watch porn and stuff, but half the of the seats in the statium were not completed with condtructing, so I sat in one of those seats were the needed to be finished, and it was scary, because it was like 20 ft. upove the ground, and the only way to get down was through the tube right next to it. I took the tube to get outa there, and it took me to the roof of the porn convention, and there was a bunch of fireworks up there, and a mutilated hand with a match in it, so I took the match from the hand and lit the fire works, they ended up lighting the convention on fire, then I took the tube to this room where everyone was giving eachother hand jobs, blowjobs, and jacking off. In that room I wathced a bear and a crow jack off, and they came all over themselfs, then after they came on me, I took the tube to outside the convention, then, I decided to play "Wargame European Escelation" in my dream, where I had to hide golden tanks and what not from aliens trying to find them, so I killed all of the aliens.

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Submitted: 04/20/2013
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User avatar #1 - bigbaddrag (04/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was kinda hoping that a second skier would go over the jump and hit her


am I a bad person?
User avatar #19 - SheWolfie (04/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>be 17
>snowboarding at local slopes
>be on black diamond hill (Expert level hill, some really steep)
>Mini-jump right where hill sloped drastically
> ********* .jpg
>Zoom down at the speed of Sonic on acid.
>Jump.
>Dearsweetjesus
>See a mother and child sitting approx. 50 ft in front of slow down sign
> ******* SITTING
>Airborn, no time nor space to change.
>Slam into childwiththe force of a prison gang rape
>Flip and smash my head onto the metal sign
>Helmet cracks.
> ******* SHATTERS...
User avatar #3 - friendlytroll (04/20/2013) [-]
At least she dodged it.


But she's a stupid bitch for just casually strutting out on the slope.
#16 - gomocado (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
test
#29 - Skrufymunky (04/21/2013) [-]
I love that guy who just cheers
I love that guy who just cheers
#10 - detectivejewhat (04/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
So I haven't been on FJ in a while, can someone explain to me the shades of blue on the names?
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#33 - pyroking (04/21/2013) [-]
i'm surprised she didn't get hit
User avatar #26 - ramathlehi (04/21/2013) [-]
I love how she just pauses and contemplates her existence after the skier nearly decapitates her.
#11 - thenoobjunkie (04/21/2013) [-]
Looks like that was, "Flippin" close.
#9 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - kazoodlez (04/21/2013) [-]
i don't understand she calmly leaned back and didn't freak out at all how is that stupid it's actually pretty badass
User avatar #6 - mountainyard ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
And this kids, is why we look both ways before crossing the road.
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