Chinaman. This is the easiest one I've done so far, the Chinese are a goldmine!. Chinese man steals iphone from bicyclist using chopsticks Chinese man puts eel  chinaman china Chinese man News Headline Headlines matlock expressway GOLDMINE
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Chinaman. This is the easiest one I've done so far, the Chinese are a goldmine!. Chinese man steals iphone from bicyclist using chopsticks Chinese man puts eel

This is the easiest one I've done so far, the Chinese are a goldmine!

Chinese man steals iphone from
bicyclist using chopsticks
Chinese man puts eel in anus,
turns out to be bad idea
Chinese man goes to doctor,
finds out he' s a woman
Chinese man turns green after eating too
many river snails
J apon' s right wingers are like
Voldemort, says China' s man in UK
Chinese man grows a
replacement nose on his forehead
China man kills neighbour
to play chess after death
Chinese man divorces and sues wife
over ugly children. And wins.
Chinese Man Yang Cuts Off' His Penis
Because He' s Tired Of Being Single
Chinese Man Fails to Smuggle a Turtle
Disguised as a Hamburger
Chinese man fed up with his girlfriend' s
shopping jumps off balcony to his death
China: Man Amputates His Own Leg With Saw
Chinese man arrives in hospital with fruit
knife sticking out of his head
Chinese Man Builds His Own Bionic Hands
from Scrap Metal After Losing Limbs in
Explosion
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User avatar #63 - walkerjam (01/06/2014) [-]
stickied by walkerjam
#25 - thereforeiamnot (01/06/2014) [-]
Behold, the turtleburger
#27 to #25 - anon (01/06/2014) [-]
this needs a sticky
User avatar #4 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/05/2014) [-]
How did he build bionic hands? Did he smash his face against a bunch of things until it just happened to be hands?
User avatar #26 to #4 - halor (01/06/2014) [-]
if i remember correctly he made them out of scrap metal because it was too expensive to buy, it's actually pretty cool so i found a video of him www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJDKF6agxGY
#5 to #4 - walkerjam (01/05/2014) [-]
He probably had help at hand.
He probably had help at hand.
#6 to #5 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/05/2014) [-]
#41 - kmichel (01/06/2014) [-]
How could you forget this one
User avatar #48 to #41 - alphagex (01/06/2014) [-]
Who you gonna call?
User avatar #50 to #48 - HardyUndertook (01/06/2014) [-]
not that guy
User avatar #69 to #50 - alexianary (01/06/2014) [-]
ijust choked on my food
User avatar #51 to #50 - alphagex (01/06/2014) [-]
you missed a huge chance there, may god have mercy on ure nipples
User avatar #52 to #51 - HardyUndertook (01/06/2014) [-]
okay how this....the penis-normal investget-in-her?
User avatar #53 to #52 - alphagex (01/06/2014) [-]
i guess that better then nothing, but i did not get an erection out of ure comment
User avatar #54 to #53 - HardyUndertook (01/06/2014) [-]
a whole new meaning to get the **** out?
#57 to #54 - alphagex (01/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #36 - grimsho (01/06/2014) [-]
"...divorces and sues wife over ugly children. and wins."
The story was that their children were born very ugly although both parents were apparently attractive people. So it turns out the wife admitted that she had plastic surgery a long time ago to look beautiful, so then the husband got mad and sued her, saying that he married her under false pretenses and that she lied to him about being pretty, and... he won the case.
User avatar #44 to #36 - phoenixprince (01/06/2014) [-]
I heard it turned out to be a bunch of bull crap based on a plastic surgery poster with 2 good looking parents with ugly children
#45 - gemleonn ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
'Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be a bad idea.' cracked me up
'Chinese man puts eel in anus, turns out to be a bad idea.' cracked me up
#23 - dragonmark (01/06/2014) [-]
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Chopped Stick I seem to be using a lot of RT references lately. And I have no problem with this
#42 to #23 - haqq (01/06/2014) [-]
Damnit I was just about to post this you mingy little pisspot.
#30 to #23 - ethiopia (01/06/2014) [-]
Me too, and I'm 			*******		 loving it
Me too, and I'm ******* loving it
#38 to #30 - rainbowbear ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
Gavin the the peak of human evolution
Gavin the the peak of human evolution
#59 - figgernag (01/06/2014) [-]
Now what does this have to do with geometric cabbages?
#32 - shatted (01/06/2014) [-]
That last one is just Franky from One Piece.
#86 - jfbyers (01/09/2014) [-]
<MFW the last one
<MFW the last one
User avatar #81 - oceanfrank (01/08/2014) [-]
the first ******* sentence is the most Asian thing I've ever read
#73 - vandettamask (01/06/2014) [-]
Why are they all under "Geometriccabbage"?
User avatar #55 - skaffanl (01/06/2014) [-]
Ye I can totally understand the man who sued his wife because of the ugly children. Apparently his wife had undergone extensive plastic surgery and never told him. So the guy naturally expected babies who looked liked him and her (and she was beautiful I guess) but what they got were hideous babies because of course the genetics of the wife didn't change when she changed her body and face. I mean, be honest people!
User avatar #35 - memvar (01/06/2014) [-]
The Mighty Boosh | Series Three - EELS
User avatar #31 - youhei (01/06/2014) [-]
the last one is pretty badass
User avatar #40 - halomike (01/06/2014) [-]
Why is this in the geometric cabbages channel?
#62 to #40 - walkerjam (01/06/2014) [-]
Well, why not?
Well, why not?
#11 - buffalogriller (01/05/2014) [-]
so... using many different fonts makes things legit?
User avatar #46 to #11 - lelfaget (01/06/2014) [-]
no it makes them easy to read, cunt
#75 to #46 - buffalogriller (01/06/2014) [-]
didn't you hear? the race is over.
User avatar #12 to #11 - walkerjam (01/05/2014) [-]
They are headlines, just google them and you'll find sources. I have not however checked if the sources are legit. I post them cause I find them entertaining and I hope it might produce a few laughs among other FJ'ers as well.
User avatar #20 to #12 - minecraftoutrage (01/06/2014) [-]
Next time copy pasta the clips to make it seem more legit, seriously though this looks fake.
User avatar #21 to #20 - walkerjam (01/06/2014) [-]
What clips? These are just headlines taken from random webpages. I haven't even some of these articles. I just copy+paste headlines I find amusing, I'm not trying to be a news agency.
User avatar #22 to #21 - walkerjam (01/06/2014) [-]
I haven't even read some of these articles*
User avatar #83 - citizenofnecrocity (01/08/2014) [-]
Am I the only one weirded out by the impromptu penis amputation?
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