I was sitting in Spanish really bored one day with one of my friends(we will call him Tit Master K), and ^he asked for a piece of paper. We usually just rip a paper in half and share because tits that's why, but I was feeling particularly dickish so I ripped his paper into a perfect dick shape before giving it to him. Now normally I'm a good student so when the teacher walked by I decided to take the blame for the dick paper. What I didn't expect was for her to try to send me to the councler so I thought quick "What are you talking about this is just a gavel!", she did not think this was funny. She now hates me so ******* much. And thinks I'm gay which makes her hate me even MORE. Here is just one reason she thinks I'm gay. So my friend Tit Master K gave me pokémon Ruby for Christmas, and so just jokingly i gave him a piece of paper and said "Here is a pass for a blow job. Anytime you want you can just give me that pass and", now the whole class just gets quoted than a little boy watching mommy suck off his pet dog "you can give me a blowjob for free!", and the teacher who is standing right next to my desk and stares at me. Just stares. The whole ******* class is just looking at me, and all I say is "He has a nice gavel."