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#1 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 to #1 - darthblam (05/05/2013) [-]
Yeah.. and along with that ******* armor, you have a thief run up to your and demand your money.
Attempt to use the 'intimidate' option
"Hah! You don't scare me!"
1-shotted with dagger.
#18 to #11 - mooghens ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Not to mention this sick sadistic bastard. And worst of all, everytime i go to enchant/disenchant something, up untill the point where you are made of money and can buy the house in solitude, you have to go up dragonsreach and get all your magic **** done.
And while you are there. Alone. Vulnerable. Bent over. Enchanting iron daggers with banish daedra in order to level up enchanting. Peacefully enjoying the thematic and calming music....

And he lurks in the corner...

and suddenly....

"COME TO DRAGONSHREASCH TO DISHCUSH THE ONGOING HOSHTILITIESH, LIKE THE RESHT OF THE GREAT WARRIORSH?!?!"
User avatar #32 to #18 - neoexdeath (05/05/2013) [-]
Kill his bitch ass with the Ebony Blade
#9 - breakfastlunch (05/04/2013) [-]
"Hail, Dragonborn!"
"Maybe I'M the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet!"

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User avatar #10 to #9 - darthblam (05/05/2013) [-]
I had a situation sort of like this that was surprising and hilarious.

I was fighting a dragon just outside of Riften, shooting it with arrows. It lands with low health so I run over to it with a sword to try and get a cool kill.
All of a sudden a Riften guard jumps onto the dragons head and pulls off the badass finisher animation kill with a sword. He jumps off the dragon's head and immediately says
"Maybe I'M the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet..."
Then he just ******* casually walks away, not giving a **** as I absorb the dragon's soul.
#12 to #10 - breakfastlunch (05/05/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, his cousin in Whiterun...
User avatar #17 to #10 - demonicchimera (05/05/2013) [-]
I had a similar situation but it was outside Solitude and the guard said
"My cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard Duty."
#26 to #10 - snakefire (05/05/2013) [-]
God dammit dude You should've recorded that 			****		.
God dammit dude You should've recorded that **** .
User avatar #42 to #26 - darthblam (05/05/2013) [-]
I wish I could have, but it was so sudden and I have no recording software...
User avatar #45 to #42 - snakefire (05/05/2013) [-]
Crack fraps
#3 - valorcore (05/04/2013) [-]
MFW Guard says "aww did someone steal your sweetroll?"
#38 to #3 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
There's still worst. The childrens. THE ******* CHILDRENS.
#24 to #3 - bigken (05/05/2013) [-]
The guards are nothing. I never wanted to murder anyone more than Nazeem. The Talos screaming priest is a close second, but **** Nazeem and **** cloud district!
#58 to #24 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
That kid in Whiterun, "I'm not afraid of you, even if you are my elder." Or how about the one in Riverwood "You're new around here, so I'll go easy on ya. But don't gt on my bad side."
**** those kids!
#46 to #24 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Y'all mother ******* need Talos
#37 - Tyranitar (05/05/2013) [-]
Wearing armor made of dragon bones and wielding a sword made with the world's strongest metal and the heart of a powerful demon.

"You're the new member of the Companions? So what do you do, fetch the mead?"
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User avatar #82 to #70 - paradoxofnight ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
they say that no matter how far into the game you are. doesn't matter, as long as you've joined them.
#83 to #37 - natanhiel (05/05/2013) [-]
Helmet reminded me of Annuvin
#96 to #37 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
For that matter, why are you wearing Dragonbone over Daedric?
User avatar #97 to #37 - BubsyB (05/19/2013) [-]
Full set of blood-soaked Daedric armor, dual wielding the two finest swords in Skyrim. You are literally glowing of enchantments. Rings and Necklaces from distant lands, You get interrupted by an ancient dragon and the town watches as you take it down bare-handed and devour it's soul. You are wearing badges that show you as The Master of the Thieves guild, a Full nightingale, head of the Dark Brotherhood (the listener), Leader of the companions, a member of the Blades, Arch-Mage of the college, and officer of the Stormcloaks. You are also a Werewolf and favored by a majority of the Daedric Princess and Princesses. Followed by an Army of kiss asses in full battle gear and wielding Daedric artifacts. You have more coin than an average man could carry. You let off a triumphant shout into the sky so powerful that it separates the clouds and a single beam of light shines down on you as your nine wives (from that village) come running to your feet.


Small starving child: "You're new around here, so I'll go easy on you. But DON'T get on my bad side."
#21 - maxismahname (05/05/2013) [-]
mfw people call me weak in skyrim
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User avatar #61 to #21 - minnesotaids (05/05/2013) [-]
Hah! Anybody seeing this - scroll down when you enlarge it!
Just in case you haven't seen it already...
#36 - capnwetnipples (05/05/2013) [-]
This image has expired
why dont i have any relevant gifs today?
#64 to #36 - zomaru (05/05/2013) [-]
Here you go. It's pony, but relevant.
Here you go. It's pony, but relevant.
#30 - alucord (05/05/2013) [-]
I still don't like ******* with Giants
User avatar #74 to #30 - godot (05/05/2013) [-]
I see a gaint and a couple mammoths kill dragons like it's nothing.
User avatar #93 to #74 - thepunchedface (05/05/2013) [-]
Dragon music comes up and 10 seconds later, the dragon ******* landed and tried messing with a giant. Got gang raped by a giant and two mammoths
User avatar #95 to #93 - godot (05/05/2013) [-]
I can slay dragons and make them into armor all I want, but I'll never be strong enough to **** with a small group of mammoths and giants.
User avatar #54 to #30 - lesrin (05/05/2013) [-]
full daedra, level 60ish beat the game long ago, i still dont like ******* with giants, sure if i block they only do 1/4 or less of my life, but i mean dam, theyre ******* painfull
User avatar #65 to #54 - bendeman (05/05/2013) [-]
the benefit of being orc; natural giant killing skills
User avatar #81 to #65 - mortality (05/05/2013) [-]
The benefit of being a wood elf, natural one shotting a giant from a nearby cliff skills
User avatar #75 to #65 - sabcy (05/05/2013) [-]
all hail the orc master race
#89 to #75 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
nord master race
#56 - zombiesexsymbol (05/05/2013) [-]
>Walking around in Whiterun
>Passes guard
> "Is that fur coming out of your ears?"
>Wearing Nightingale Armor
>mfw
#57 to #56 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
What I think is stupid is that if you are a Kajiit, they will still ask you that.
#47 - areo0420 (05/05/2013) [-]
>doing quest for Gildergreen Tree   
>escorting douchefag to the cave for the last part of the quest   
>walk the whole way   
>fast travel is lame   
>halfway there, dragon attacks   
>kill dragon   
>like a baws   
>turn around to douchefag   
>"are you not entertained?"   
>"..."   
>"whatever douchefag."   
>get to cave. hear dragon noises.   
>"Bitch i was born ready."   
>Find and kill dragon.   
>once again turn to douchefag in my dragonscale armor with dragon blood staining my dragonbone weapons   
>"What're we just standing around for?"   
>MFW
>doing quest for Gildergreen Tree
>escorting douchefag to the cave for the last part of the quest
>walk the whole way
>fast travel is lame
>halfway there, dragon attacks
>kill dragon
>like a baws
>turn around to douchefag
>"are you not entertained?"
>"..."
>"whatever douchefag."
>get to cave. hear dragon noises.
>"Bitch i was born ready."
>Find and kill dragon.
>once again turn to douchefag in my dragonscale armor with dragon blood staining my dragonbone weapons
>"What're we just standing around for?"
>MFW
#71 to #47 - starshroom (05/05/2013) [-]
reminds me of this :3
User avatar #55 to #47 - Tyranitar (05/05/2013) [-]
Does he give you some reward or something if you let him come with you? Cause I tried 3 times, but every time those damn spriggans slaughter him.
User avatar #68 to #55 - jackthefurfag (05/05/2013) [-]
He gives you a peaceful option. where spriggans don't show up and you get a sapling instead.
#67 - shadowbloodedge (05/05/2013) [-]
I was at Embershard Mine once and all the bandits where naked and trying to kill me. It was funny.

MFW
#43 - alarmdemon (05/05/2013) [-]
tfw fus ro da
tfw fus ro da
#39 - foelkera (05/05/2013) [-]
>Wearing full Dark Brotherhood armor
>Just stabbed the queen at her wedding
>Walking out unseen like a BAUS
>Guard runs up
>"OH HAY I C THAT U DON LIEK DEM CLUNKY 2 HANDED WEPON"
>Turns around
>Steel greatsword on back
>MFW
User avatar #44 to #39 - deathcampforjewtie (05/05/2013) [-]
When the **** did Vittoria Vici become the queen?
#66 - pencilartist (05/05/2013) [-]
This reminds me of the NPC's in Fallout 3.

I had skipped around the game, and completed Broken Steel. However, I had just learned of the Outcasts, and traveled around looking for their base. The one where you trade electronics for other items.

At that point, I had on the T-51B Power Armour, equipped the Tesla Canon, and had Fawks with his Gatling Gun.

Their first reaction was to congratulate me, with sarcasm, on how I managed to survive fighting off raiders. Then the asshole chick up front complained when I wanted to get into the compound; they called me weak and said I was a savage or some **** .
User avatar #62 - amuserwholikesmuse (05/05/2013) [-]
In Fallout people see you in an armor literally made to replace tanks...

and they decide to try and kill you with a tire iron
User avatar #92 to #62 - tiredandhungry (05/05/2013) [-]
don't forget pool cues
User avatar #19 - gragasvlad (05/05/2013) [-]
guys to be fair in skyrim prisoners break out of their shackles in order to slay dragons on a daily basis, and the man selling pots and kettles will not think twice about attacking him, the only difference between dovakhiin and everyone else is that he devours their souls.

the point here is if they can't mug the people that kill dragons there is no one left to mug.
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#63 - zomaru (05/05/2013) [-]
Lol, people expecting Dynamic events in a Bethesda game.

Pic related.
User avatar #73 to #63 - godot (05/05/2013) [-]
She deserved that arrow to the face and they know it.
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