They're not well known as dragon slayers. More like dragon fornicators. Comic not mine, here's the source: www.cad-comic.com Song: www.youtube.com/watch?annotat
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They're not well known as dragon slayers

More like dragon fornicators.

Comic not mine, here's the source: www.cad-comic.com...more »

More like dragon fornicators.

Comic not mine, here's the source: www.cad-comic.com

Song: www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_171153&feature=iv&src_vid=gYWV1-AwYOY&v=CArejI2nZLg

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Submitted: 12/06/2012
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User avatar #381 - greatgreywolfsif (09/06/2013) [-]
First Dark Souls, now Skyrim is on the dragon sex bandwagon.
User avatar #382 to #381 - blackscales (09/07/2013) [-]
I posted this almost 9 months ago....
#359 - albertjester (12/07/2012) [-]
hell, even THAT would have been better than what actualy happens.
User avatar #379 to #359 - rynkar (12/22/2012) [-]
Here come the thumb-downs, but I agree with you, its neat to ride almost any dragon but the thrill quickly fades when you realize the dragon barely does anything besides be a glorified horse.
User avatar #380 to #379 - albertjester (12/22/2012) [-]
hey, a glorified horse would have been better. you know why? CONTROL! as it is, it's more like stepping onto a fairground ride.
#350 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
User avatar #366 to #350 - monkeysniper (12/07/2012) [-]
Not sure if terrible troll or just dumbass...
#356 to #350 - khazix (12/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #375 to #356 - Lightclaw (12/09/2012) [-]
That movie... damn, I loved it.
#354 to #350 - ryander (12/07/2012) [-]
Take your medicine. Take it all you filthy whore
User avatar #352 to #350 - lamadrama (12/07/2012) [-]
K.
#346 - snakefire (12/07/2012) [-]
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#344 - finalkai (12/07/2012) [-]
the "rider" is the one on top, and the dragon born asked to ride the dragon. think about it.
#343 - thatsmrnoob (12/07/2012) [-]
why ride a dragon when you can ride a horse that breaks the laws of physics
User avatar #376 to #343 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/10/2012) [-]
cuz dragons fly and breath fire and ****
#342 - ramsswimmer (12/07/2012) [-]
hi fj, i have a question...has piratebay been taken down???
hi fj, i have a question...has piratebay been taken down???

#358 to #342 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
They have to change domains a lot, since they're a major pirating site, and, well, pirating is *kind* of illegal. Not to mention the po po gets on them the minute some person feels like posting some child porn or some crap.
User avatar #348 to #342 - thisotherdude (12/07/2012) [-]
No, I still use it all the damn time.
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#378 to #336 - konradkurze (12/18/2012) [-]
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when i ****** a dragon, my firstborn son was a Draconian warrior
User avatar #309 - rufless (12/07/2012) [-]
I AM GOING TO A STRIP CLUB FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY.
I AM OLD ENOUGH (18= old enough (legally) in Greece)
ANY TIPS?
User avatar #351 to #309 - cossackwhoop (12/07/2012) [-]
Kill a stripper.
User avatar #367 to #351 - mrnotsosafeforwork (12/08/2012) [-]
oh im in love with a stripper!
User avatar #349 to #309 - thisotherdude (12/07/2012) [-]
Don't stab the dancers, they frown upon that sort of behaviour.
User avatar #338 to #309 - acar ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Spend your money little by little through out the night.
User avatar #335 to #309 - alfjnn ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Πείτε τους ότι είναι μια πλούσια Μαυροβουνίου με μια βάρκα. Θα σας χωρίσει από το πλήθος.
User avatar #334 to #309 - alfjnn ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
ELAAAAAA RE.
#333 to #309 - jakeattack (12/07/2012) [-]
have money
User avatar #330 to #309 - markisawesome (12/07/2012) [-]
Πρέπει να τις γαμησεις ολες.
#328 to #309 - drldrl (12/07/2012) [-]
Do the opposite of what the internet says.
Do the opposite of what the internet says.
User avatar #321 to #309 - haaaxderp (12/07/2012) [-]
shove your dick in everything that moves
EVERYTHING
#317 to #309 - fozzoul ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
the strippers just LOVE it when you undress and join them on the stage. better yet, if you grind your junk against their legs they'll give you a slice of the cash. i promise.
User avatar #316 to #309 - flyingwhale (12/07/2012) [-]
βίασε τις όλες
User avatar #323 to #316 - rufless (12/07/2012) [-]
hahaha ela re!
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#326 to #323 - flyingwhale (12/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #331 to #326 - brettyoke ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
I can successfuly judge through my expert ability to comprehend greek, and that reaction picture of yours, that both of you are planning to meet at a gay strip club, and laughing at the silly English speakers for thinking that you were talking about a strip club with women.
#337 to #331 - flyingwhale (12/07/2012) [-]
nope
nope
#373 to #337 - rufless (12/08/2012) [-]
LADIES AND GENTS, I GOT A LAPDANCE PAID FOR ME

AND I PINCHED HER *******
PHUCK YEAH

And I SAW 3 GUYS FROM MY WATER POLO TEAM THERE?!?!?!? (WTF)





(what fj would've liked to have heard for thumbs: I ended up being in the middle of a gay strip show and a male gave me a lapdance and It was absolute terror having guys tickle my butthole, badluckbrian.jpg (goes to strip club first time, gets a cockfest and gay lapdance)
User avatar #315 to #309 - gameshredder (12/07/2012) [-]
Throwing small change at strippers is frowned upon.
User avatar #314 to #309 - notandytags (12/07/2012) [-]
go to the random board
User avatar #311 to #309 - ivoryhammer (12/07/2012) [-]
Pinch the girl's asses, they love that
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#302 - pewajew (12/07/2012) [-]
**pewajew rolls 257** rollin
User avatar #301 - ylubz (12/07/2012) [-]
I remember before playing skyrim I had only played oblivion so it was epic at the time and I said to my friend that oblivion was better than skyrim but when I got skyrim I went to him and apologized for being wrong...... so wrong
User avatar #313 to #301 - heytheremister (12/07/2012) [-]
Cool
#299 - sirgawain (12/07/2012) [-]
There are spears!   
*Buy*   
You can't use them!   
There are werebears!   
*Buy*   
You can't become one!   
You can ride dragons!   
*Fukken Buy*   
You can't control them except by telling them who to attack!   
You go to Morrowind!   
*Buy*   
But only a small island that's technically a part of Morrowind.   
   
These are the problems I have with this DLC.
There are spears!
*Buy*
You can't use them!
There are werebears!
*Buy*
You can't become one!
You can ride dragons!
*Fukken Buy*
You can't control them except by telling them who to attack!
You go to Morrowind!
*Buy*
But only a small island that's technically a part of Morrowind.

These are the problems I have with this DLC.
#341 to #299 - Visual (12/07/2012) [-]
I'm waiting for it to come on PC

The modding community will fix that.
User avatar #369 to #341 - sirgawain (12/08/2012) [-]
I'd be using PC if I had one that was capable of running Tetris.
User avatar #325 to #299 - Cookiez ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
I still loved it, it had more play time than some full games and the story owned. The missions in Apocrypha were awesome with *********** corridors too. You get some nice extra shouts and the bonuses from the black books are just great.
User avatar #360 to #325 - sirgawain (12/07/2012) [-]
I agree with all that except Apocrypha. I ******* hate that place. I'm not powerful enough to go through CthuluLand on Master difficulty.
User avatar #361 to #360 - Cookiez ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Step 1: Go into Cthululand
Step 2: RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN WITH BECOME ETHEREAL ON
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit
User avatar #368 to #361 - sirgawain (12/08/2012) [-]
Hmmm... I shall test this and record my observations.
User avatar #296 - dezcry (12/07/2012) [-]
**dezcry rolls 66**
#293 - gwinny (12/07/2012) [-]
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#290 - lolme (12/07/2012) [-]
**lolme rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Anyone else? ** "Why are they always dragon me into this **** ?"
#288 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
This is relevant to bloxxer
#287 - schmelzofen (12/07/2012) [-]
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