w0w so r00d. . A list of things that do not offend people why are all the dots black you racist. Second user
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#5 - potatophucker (08/01/2013) [-]
**potatophucker rolls 5**

Will I ever get a girlfriend?
User avatar #72 to #5 - hotrodman (08/02/2013) [-]
**hotrodman rolls 7** will the girl im thinking of right now go out with me
User avatar #73 to #72 - hotrodman (08/02/2013) [-]
now im depressed
User avatar #76 to #5 - koinx (08/02/2013) [-]
**koinx rolls 4** Will Naughtydog ever make a new Crash BAndicoot as good as the first ones ?
#77 to #76 - koinx (08/02/2013) [-]
y so mean ball
User avatar #99 to #76 - shenanigansjuice (08/02/2013) [-]
Will Naughtydog ever make The Last Of Us for other consoles?
#81 to #5 - anisbanana (08/02/2013) [-]
**anisbanana rolls 9**
This is the ultimate thumb whoring picture.
There everything is either **** you or no and there i only one definite YES.
For example:

Will I get cancer?
User avatar #103 to #81 - reginleif (08/02/2013) [-]
We don't listen to phaggots round here. :/
User avatar #26 to #5 - retentions (08/01/2013) [-]
**retentions rolls 7** will i get a 1
User avatar #21 to #5 - huewut ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
**huewut rolls 1** Should I tell the might lords of Funnyjunk that they are phanacts, risking a ban?
User avatar #22 to #21 - huewut ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
**** .
#49 to #5 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
will she ever be my girlfriend/wife
#50 to #49 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3**
#58 to #5 - vaporous (08/02/2013) [-]
**vaporous rolls 6** Will this get top comment?
User avatar #60 to #5 - megafranco (08/02/2013) [-]
**megafranco rolls 0**

is Hitler a good person?
User avatar #66 to #5 - richiehf (08/02/2013) [-]
**richiehf rolls 8**

Should I kill myself?
#67 to #5 - vaporous (08/02/2013) [-]
**vaporous rolls 8** Are you ever wrong?
User avatar #110 to #5 - folkflunky (08/02/2013) [-]
**folkflunky rolls 3** Will Half Life 3 be released someday?
User avatar #111 to #110 - folkflunky (08/02/2013) [-]
**folkflunky rolls 6** I WANT ANSWERS 8 BALL, DON'T **** WITH ME OR I'LL **** YOUR LIFE.
User avatar #112 to #111 - folkflunky (08/02/2013) [-]
**folkflunky rolls 8** NO UNTIL I GET MY ANSWERS!
User avatar #113 to #112 - folkflunky (08/02/2013) [-]
**** YES.
User avatar #47 to #5 - ojezcola (08/01/2013) [-]
**ojezcola rolls 6** Can I reach FP?
User avatar #83 to #5 - rambomanthree (08/02/2013) [-]
**rambomanthree rolls 1**

Will i ever be successful in life?
#15 to #5 - ilikepatatas ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
**ilikepatatas rolls 2** will potatoes cease world hunger?
#17 to #15 - ilikepatatas ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
**ilikepatatas rolls 1** will potatoes cease world hunger?
User avatar #87 to #18 - themurrey (08/02/2013) [-]
I just giggled like an autistic 3 year old
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User avatar #69 to #5 - nightroller (08/02/2013) [-]
**nightroller rolls 9** Will I ever find out why kids love the tasted of cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #61 to #5 - yisumad ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
**yisumad rolls 6** Will this piss me off?
User avatar #62 to #61 - yisumad ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
**yisumad rolls 9** so yes?
User avatar #63 to #62 - yisumad ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
**yisumad rolls 2** there's no need for that
User avatar #64 to #63 - yisumad ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
**yisumad rolls 3** Will you stop making smartass comments?
User avatar #65 to #64 - yisumad ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I take my leave.
#40 to #5 - nohope (08/01/2013) [-]
**nohope rolls 9** Will my next roll be dubs?
#42 to #40 - nohope (08/01/2013) [-]
**nohope rolls 66** You lied
#51 to #42 - jmillenium (08/01/2013) [-]
What is this madness? Pic related
#55 to #51 - nohope (08/01/2013) [-]
Well.. no. I guess I'm a fag.
#56 to #5 - superpianobros (08/01/2013) [-]
**superpianobros rolls 0** Will i get good results on my test?
#36 to #5 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6** Will my mom ever hurry up with those Ramen noodles!? :\
#37 to #5 - teenytinyspider (08/01/2013) [-]
**teenytinyspider rolls 3** Will I ever get a boyfriend?
#38 to #37 - teenytinyspider (08/01/2013) [-]
I am dying at some of these other answers. The magic 8 ball is mean.
User avatar #31 to #5 - wargeneralwest (08/01/2013) [-]
**wargeneralwest rolls 4** will my next roll be dubs?
User avatar #32 to #31 - wargeneralwest (08/01/2013) [-]
**wargeneralwest rolls 34** my feelings are hurt.
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User avatar #10 to #5 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/01/2013) [-]
**sparkyoneonetwo rolls 6**

I hope I get 9
User avatar #11 to #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/01/2013) [-]
good enough.
#54 to #11 - jmillenium (08/01/2013) [-]
Wait 6 9 ******** . What the hell?
User avatar #118 to #54 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/02/2013) [-]
what??
#119 to #118 - jmillenium (08/02/2013) [-]
Dude you rolled a 6 hoped for a 9, 69, and the option for rolling 6 was to ******** . 69 and ******* , do you see the correlation now.
User avatar #84 to #5 - mcderper (08/02/2013) [-]
Will I get a gf?
User avatar #85 to #84 - mcderper (08/02/2013) [-]
**mcderper rolls 5**
User avatar #6 to #5 - drastronomy ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
**drastronomy rolls 0**
will i ever get a girlfriend?
User avatar #7 to #6 - drastronomy ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
**drastronomy rolls 8**

answer properly, phanact
User avatar #8 to #7 - drastronomy ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
...yey
User avatar #78 to #5 - psychotec ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
**psychotec rolls 2** Am I gay?
User avatar #80 to #78 - psychotec ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
**psychotec rolls 5** How bout now? Forgot to roll on the previous comment.
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+1
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User avatar #74 to #5 - evilanakie (08/02/2013) [-]
**evilanakie rolls 1** will i ever have my dream of becoming a man and having homo sex become true?
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User avatar #70 to #5 - gustaviaable (08/02/2013) [-]
**gustaviaable rolls 6** Will I ever succeed in my life?
User avatar #106 to #5 - eatchickendaily (08/02/2013) [-]
**eatchickendaily rolls 8** Should I kill myself?
User avatar #107 to #106 - eatchickendaily (08/02/2013) [-]
Eh I'll do it later
User avatar #68 to #5 - mistermorai (08/02/2013) [-]
ouch. *roll 1*
#100 to #5 - shadowthedark (08/02/2013) [-]
**shadowthedark rolls 3** will i get gf this year?
#105 to #100 - shadowthedark (08/02/2013) [-]
**shadowthedark rolls 0** rerolling because **** maybes
User avatar #59 to #5 - MonkeyManz (08/02/2013) [-]
**MonkeyManz rolls 4** can i be his boyfriend
User avatar #98 to #5 - reginleif (08/02/2013) [-]
**reginleif rolls 5** Will I ever get a non crazy gf.?
User avatar #101 to #98 - reginleif (08/02/2013) [-]
**** you too Magic Eight Ball. -.-
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#95 to #5 - misterbot (08/02/2013) [-]
**misterbot rolls 4** same as OP
#97 to #95 - misterbot (08/02/2013) [-]
Mother ******* 8 balls have it out for me.
#52 to #5 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
Will i ever see her again *roll 1*
#53 to #52 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7**
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User avatar #39 to #5 - soule (08/01/2013) [-]
**soule rolls 2** Should I eat this super delicious, yummy looking sandwich?
User avatar #41 to #39 - soule (08/01/2013) [-]
**soule rolls 1** The sandwich. Should I eat it?
#45 to #41 - soule (08/01/2013) [-]
Sweet.
Sweet.
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User avatar #91 to #5 - commentorman (08/02/2013) [-]
**commentorman rolls 2**

will I have a great job?
User avatar #92 to #91 - commentorman (08/02/2013) [-]
**commentorman rolls 0**

Please....
User avatar #14 to #5 - trollzoll ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
**trollzoll rolls 7**
Will I ever reach frontpage
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User avatar #12 to #5 - huszti (08/01/2013) [-]
**huszti rolls 1**
will i ever get top comment of the day again?
User avatar #86 to #5 - cheezitman (08/02/2013) [-]
**cheezitman rolls 4** Will I be able to get off FJ tonight?
User avatar #33 to #5 - riphlv (08/01/2013) [-]
**riphlv rolls 9** can i be a wizard?
#27 - fhqwghads (08/01/2013) [-]
Second user
#96 to #27 - shenanigansjuice (08/02/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing for some reason
I can't stop laughing for some reason
User avatar #124 to #96 - mrfourtysevenman (08/02/2013) [-]
fwa-hood-ma-ghads
User avatar #126 to #124 - shenanigansjuice (08/02/2013) [-]
Nah, the pic he used
User avatar #122 to #27 - mrfourtysevenman (08/02/2013) [-]
omg your name rocks.
home star runner
#123 to #122 - fhqwghads (08/02/2013) [-]
I always love when someone understands my name.
I always love when someone understands my name.
User avatar #125 to #123 - mrfourtysevenman (08/02/2013) [-]
LETZ BE FRIEDNDDEDNEDS
User avatar #1 - mads (08/01/2013) [-]
People don't know how to be offended anymore
#2 to #1 - sillyfellow (08/01/2013) [-]
thats false i actually get offended often because i try to get people seriously
User avatar #3 to #1 - redtooth ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
What, and you DO? What makes you better than all of us, huh? You think just because you got a blue username that you're automatically better than everyone and you know how to be offended?

Pfft, ******* elitist.

also ITT let's get offended at everything
User avatar #4 to #3 - mads (08/01/2013) [-]
Well when I get offended I do this amazing thing called getting over it. I don't feel like other people should be punished for offending me. I don't play up being the victim in any situation just because someone hurt my ******* feelings.

******* self victimisers
User avatar #9 to #4 - redtooth ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Maybe some people don't do the same thing, have you ever considered that? I don't think you ******* did. Some people don't have the capacity to get over it, there's no shame in getting hurt, you heartless bastard

I'm not sure if you realize I was joking
User avatar #20 to #9 - ZenMacros (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh shut the **** up you pig. You obviously have no idea what you're talking about and I would appreciate it if you would just stop commenting on things you clearly can't even begin to comprehend.

******* dumbass "know-it-all."
User avatar #23 to #20 - redtooth ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself. Who asked you anything, your opinion is worth 0 ***** in my book. You're obviously so far up your ass you can't see the kind of comments you're making.

******* self-righteous cunt.
User avatar #114 to #23 - ZenMacros (08/02/2013) [-]
I don't give a **** what my opinion is worth in your book because your book doesn't mean a ******* thing. You sit there and act like you're smarter than me, yet you make these retarded comments that look like a drunk five year old typed out. You can't even make a serious argument and articulate it even remotely coherently, yet you're gonna look down on me? ************* , buddy.
User avatar #115 to #114 - redtooth ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Oh, you're going to give me **** because you can't comprehend my comments? Your comments look like they've been typed by a fedora with hands which thinks that fancy words make his argument sound smarter. Yeah I'm going to look down on you, I generally do that to beings who are lower than me.

And I'm not your buddy, pal.
User avatar #116 to #115 - ZenMacros (08/02/2013) [-]
You're damn right I can't comprehend your comments, they don't even make a bit of ******* sense. It's like you just picked words out of a hat and threw them into a paragraph. And you've seriously resorted to insulting me in the same manor that I did to you? That's weak. You're so dumb and unimaginative that you can't even come up with a decent insulting sentence structure on your own. How pathetic.

And I'm not your pal, bro.
User avatar #117 to #116 - redtooth ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I can't imagine what sort of monkey runs your festering hole of a brain, but your joke was weak in the first place, all I did was make it better.

And I'm not your bro, son.
User avatar #120 to #114 - articulate ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Why would you want to be offended in the first place?
User avatar #24 to #23 - darkforces (08/01/2013) [-]
Do they know you're joking? mads seems genuinely aaanngry...
User avatar #25 to #24 - redtooth ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I sure hope so...
#90 - YourAnalProbe (08/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#75 - mayormilkman (08/02/2013) [-]
In all honesty, though...
User avatar #71 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
If someone makes a joke and there a suburban mom doesn't hear it and get offended

Did the joke even happen?
User avatar #30 - fukkendragonite (08/01/2013) [-]
There's some white ones there too, in between the black ones. They're just blended in the background.

Don't jump to conclusions and assume that all whites are racist, you racist.
User avatar #121 - mrfourtysevenman (08/02/2013) [-]
offending people is fun. especially vegans.
User avatar #102 - HomerSimpson (08/02/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard at this
#88 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3**
User avatar #35 - jewsburninindaoven (08/01/2013) [-]
Why is the background only white? Racist
#19 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
dat 2nd username
>:3
#82 to #19 - Bforbacon (08/02/2013) [-]
Yiff in hell
#44 to #19 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
go back to whatever website you limped out of.
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