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oh well ,close enough

oh well ,close enough. tags are a black father. Hound an Acht receipt that had a of 1 an 5 (' i/ , it home, photocopied it several times onto receipt paper. and

tags are a black father

Hound an Acht receipt that had a of
1 an 5 (' i/ , it home, photocopied it several
times onto receipt paper. and now everytime I see a
hot girl at the bank; I 'accidently' drop my Instance
receipt so she picks it up for me. we would see the
look of desire in their was format brief
moment, before t call her a gold digging whore and
drive away in my 1 El year old pickup truck.
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#2 - twi (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #2 - hurleyy (05/14/2013) [-]
$5,000 dollar joke
User avatar #48 to #46 - twi (05/14/2013) [-]
worth it
#128 - arizonastar (05/14/2013) [-]
I my town, I once found a half pack of cigarettes and I go to the corner store and "accidently drop it" near my sisters friends and when they pick it up and see its half full the flash of desire in their eyes for a second, then I call them a gold digging whore and drive away in my 37 year old pickup
#147 to #128 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Thats normal though
Thats normal though
User avatar #23 - donutcaptin (05/13/2013) [-]
**donutcaptin rolls 0** how many "hot bitches" i see a year at the bank...
User avatar #24 to #23 - donutcaptin (05/13/2013) [-]
thats what i thought
#3 - jovanlisac (05/13/2013) [-]
Why dont you...take some more advantage... :D
Why dont you...take some more advantage... :D
#12 - franger (05/13/2013) [-]
My pickup truck is 11 years old, and I get comments on it quite often.  Several people have actually mistaken it for a brand new truck too.   
   
Moral of the story; keep your 			****		 clean.
My pickup truck is 11 years old, and I get comments on it quite often. Several people have actually mistaken it for a brand new truck too.

Moral of the story; keep your **** clean.
User avatar #14 to #12 - mightyohm (05/13/2013) [-]
Thumbed for the turtle
#22 to #12 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
Yes mistaken for a new truck because styling and design from todays trucks and 11 year old trucks are identical. Anyone who mistakes an 11 year old vehicle for a new one clearly doesn't know **** about cars/trucks as they change body styles anywhere from every 3-7 years.
User avatar #36 to #22 - franger (05/14/2013) [-]
It's a Ford Ranger (thus my username), the body styling is essentially the same from 1993-2012, with minor front end and trim differences. In fact you can swap the front end of a 2012 onto a 93 and it'll look identical.
#43 to #36 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
confirmed. They stayed the same from the 90's till now. In fact, I own one as well. Its a piece of **** .
User avatar #91 to #12 - ThatDamnCow (05/14/2013) [-]
Let me guess, you have a Ranger?
User avatar #126 to #12 - flambenobunaga (05/14/2013) [-]
Mine's 19 years old and I have no idea how that ****** thing still runs.
User avatar #127 to #12 - psychopsychedelic (05/14/2013) [-]
My car gets mistaken for a new one all the time too!

Actually no, but it will soon. I've taken the entire thing apart and stored the parts in my garage. I'm going through each individual piece and cleaning and polishing it. And yes, I have a lot of time on my hands. I didn't get the job I wanted for the summer, and can't get another one because of time constraints. Sooooooooooo I tore my car to pieces.
#1 - mauerman ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#70 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [-]
**nooneofinterest rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at : 3 ** MFW
#143 to #70 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
Come on, who the hell flags content,I wanted to see what led to such a post.
User avatar #155 to #70 - legendofzeldafreak (05/14/2013) [-]
Your face is a shimapan. Get it checked out, I don't think people can make shimapan faces.
#157 to #70 - trollzorr (05/14/2013) [-]
you must be one of the gold diggers op talks about
you must be one of the gold diggers op talks about
User avatar #98 to #70 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
Your face is an anime vagine?
#104 to #98 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [-]
Maybe it is and maybe it isn't. I aint saying nothing
#105 to #104 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
TELL, ME, NOW
TELL, ME, NOW
#107 to #105 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [-]
Nope

Wtchu gun du fagit
#112 to #107 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh, hold on, phone call. *Brrring, brrring* HELLO, YES, IS THIS ASSASSIN HOTLINE? GOOD, I WOULD LIKE TO RENT TWO OF YOUR FINEST MODERN NINJAS. I'M SENDING THEM AFTER SOME GUY NAMED NOONEOFINTEREST, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP? NICE! OKAY, THANKS. *Click*   
   
... Yur 			*****		 breh
Oh, hold on, phone call. *Brrring, brrring* HELLO, YES, IS THIS ASSASSIN HOTLINE? GOOD, I WOULD LIKE TO RENT TWO OF YOUR FINEST MODERN NINJAS. I'M SENDING THEM AFTER SOME GUY NAMED NOONEOFINTEREST, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP? NICE! OKAY, THANKS. *Click*

... Yur ***** breh
User avatar #113 to #112 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [-]
But even ninjas cant trace no one of interest

My username was a trick

HA!
User avatar #114 to #113 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
You still have that name, so they'll find you anyway.
#116 to #114 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [-]
No they won't
No they won't
#121 to #116 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
DON'T QUESTION ME! YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR THROAT SLIT AND THAT'S THAT! NOW WAIT FOR THE NINJA ASSASSINS TO FIND YOUR HOUSE AND SIT THE **** DOWN AND WAIT LIKE A GOOD LITTLE TARGET.
#124 to #121 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [-]
Implying I can get my throat slit

I am legion
User avatar #142 to #124 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
You'll bleed blood either way, so good enough for me.
User avatar #133 to #112 - spysappinmysasha (05/14/2013) [-]
could you tell me what the character in your .gif is?
User avatar #137 to #133 - desudius (05/14/2013) [-]
Zero from borderlands 2
User avatar #138 to #137 - spysappinmysasha (05/14/2013) [-]
k thanks
User avatar #134 to #70 - spysappinmysasha (05/14/2013) [-]
I like your face
+8
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User avatar #94 to #79 - flippytrixfordiner ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
yes
#119 - angelmitskano (05/14/2013) [-]
His fw
User avatar #111 to #50 - baine (05/14/2013) [-]
Take the money off the door and enter.
User avatar #115 to #111 - awesomeruben (05/14/2013) [-]
yah but if you do that then your poor
User avatar #118 to #115 - baine (05/14/2013) [-]
Not anymore
#54 - notified (05/14/2013) [-]
**notified rolls 66**
**notified rolls 66**
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User avatar #27 - MichaelDoritos (05/14/2013) [-]
What's wrong with a 10-year-old pickup? Mine's 13 years old and still looks like something to take pride in driving.
User avatar #37 to #27 - deathcampforjewtie (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm driving an 11-year-old Jeep, and she runs like she's brand new. My idiot neighbor bought a brand new car in '11 and the thing's cost twice as much in repairs, he said.
User avatar #86 to #37 - ronyx (05/14/2013) [-]
Probably a **** brand plus most mechanics charge a lot.
User avatar #89 to #86 - deathcampforjewtie (05/14/2013) [-]
Good point. I go to family for any work I need done on my car. I save a bundle.
User avatar #77 to #27 - chuca (05/14/2013) [-]
nothing, but if you had that much money chances are you wouldn't have a ten year old anything, excluding pets and kids and such
#110 to #27 - reduxalicious (05/14/2013) [-]
Nothing, I drive a 37 year old truck, It's not the fastest, but it's still quicker and pulls harder then most other stock trucks out there.

76 F-150 with a CJ429 out of a donor Mustang
#140 to #27 - ohemgeezus (05/14/2013) [-]
same here, for a 2000 ford ranger, although she's not running as good nowadays
User avatar #141 to #140 - MichaelDoritos (05/14/2013) [-]
Do some basic maintenance, get some new parts in there, clean and flush everything out, get any repairs fixed, just keep up with it.
User avatar #30 to #27 - forfeitstar (05/14/2013) [-]
I agree with you. My car looks far better than some of my friends cars even though some have newer models. They treat their cars like **** because they know their parents will replace it in a years time.
#31 to #30 - MichaelDoritos (05/14/2013) [-]
2000 Silverado 1500, 5.3l V8, 4WD, LS package
#33 to #31 - forfeitstar (05/14/2013) [-]
Nice! I wish I had a one like that but they aren't very common here in England. I have a Renault Clio 2010.
(Pic: what I would have if I could)
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#120 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
I bet quite a few straight men would be willing to have consensual gay sex for the right amount of money. Everyone has their price, and everyone wants wealth.
User avatar #122 to #120 - dildobarbarian (05/14/2013) [-]
found the homo
User avatar #132 to #122 - peanutbraddle (05/14/2013) [-]
1. says the guy with the name DildoBarbarian.
2. I have gay sex without needing to be paid, so eat a dick. It tastes better than you think.
User avatar #145 to #132 - paradox (05/14/2013) [-]
what does dick taste like?
User avatar #146 to #145 - dumbandyoung (05/14/2013) [-]
Dick.
User avatar #148 to #146 - peanutbraddle (05/14/2013) [-]
I'll even that out for you...
actually, there isn't really a better description than that.
User avatar #150 to #145 - peanutbraddle (05/14/2013) [-]
The dude who replied to you was right.
User avatar #151 to #150 - paradox (05/14/2013) [-]
thank you. that was very clarifying
User avatar #153 to #151 - peanutbraddle (05/14/2013) [-]
You're very welcome.
#189 to #145 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
Dick tastes like a flesh covered sausage, only it doesn't taste like sausage. It also tends to have soft flesh, which is pleasant to the lips.
#188 to #122 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm a bisexual woman, not a homo.
User avatar #41 - mrsixinch (05/14/2013) [-]
441,180 dollars... Now, that's gangster.
User avatar #26 - rocksteady (05/13/2013) [-]
Women are shallow.

Sometimes I will do errands in my medical school clothes (scrubs, white lab coat) so I look like Mr. Doctor. Every attractive women in eye range will ask me, "What are you doing this weekend?" Yet when I am wearing a t-shirt and blue jeans attractive women never ask me about my plans fro the weekend, hmm, why could that be?
#156 to #26 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
full militar gala uniform in a civil party.... not a single girl even saw me... it counts on the looks too... that or i use my special hability to disapear feelsbatman...
User avatar #158 to #26 - coolcalx (05/14/2013) [-]
attraction is different for the two genders thanks to evolution.
women are attracted to confidence, competence, and social status.
men are attracted to physical attributes such as breasts, butts, feet, and penises (even straight men are attracted to penises).

when you look like a doctor, you display competence and social status, which is why you appear attractive to them.

women aren't shallow, you just don't understand how they work.
User avatar #190 to #158 - rocksteady (05/16/2013) [-]
Translation:
Women = Shallow
User avatar #32 to #26 - youarenotspecial (05/14/2013) [-]
It isn't always a monetary thing. As strange as it sounds, a man being in a position of power alone is enough.

Granted a lot of those woman are after money, but it goes deeper than that in some cases.
User avatar #34 to #32 - rocksteady (05/14/2013) [-]
I'v been in non-profit positions of power, and not a single women ever engaged me while I was conducting my authority. I think money and power together are attractive to women; however, It's usually because with power, money follows. I'm not saying it can't happen, but it sure has been evident to me.
User avatar #38 to #34 - youarenotspecial (05/14/2013) [-]
Perhaps. Maybe it's just me (as a lady), but money has never been a reason for being attracted to someone. Power hasn't, either, at least not consciously. But I have noticed that I am more attracted to males that display dominance and power, so I've had schoolgirl crushes on a few managers that I normally wouldn't have been physically attracted to alone. I guess I couldn't say in those instances, but I think woman are more attracted to demeanor (generally). But I don't know.
#125 to #34 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
You wrong sir to judge! If a man has been DEECEITFUL / LYING CHEATING/ THts OKAY? YET WOMAN ARE $$$$ WHORES/ WHO CUT COUPON'S FOR **** $$
#39 to #32 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
stop tryin' to defend women faggot
User avatar #40 to #39 - youarenotspecial (05/14/2013) [-]
This is just a woman's perspective but okay.

I'm also not trying to defend those specific woman. They could all be gold diggers, I don't know. I was just suggesting that there could be another part of it.
User avatar #88 to #32 - ronyx (05/14/2013) [-]
Power=Money
User avatar #131 to #88 - youarenotspecial (05/14/2013) [-]
Yes, but think of it from an evolutionary standpoint. A majority of woman are still attracted to the experienced "alpha male" type. It's just that in today's society, the people with power also have the money. Granted a big part of it is golddiggers, however, you would find that a lot more woman would be attracted to a dominant man who earned his money rather than a rich manchild.
User avatar #21 - mylazy (05/13/2013) [-]
Ironically, the majority of people with that much money, are the people that won't spend it. They probably have a 10 year old pick up truck themselves. It isn't the people that make a lot of money that usually have a lot of money. It is the people that manage to live below their means, saving a large portion of their money each week.
User avatar #28 to #21 - rocksteady (05/14/2013) [-]
My father has been like that his whole life. One would think hes poor or middle income level, but he once admitted to me drunk that he has more then a million dollars saved for retirement. I knew he made a decent amount of money and was just cheap as I grew up, but only now that I'm an adult many years after living with him do I realize he probably only spent a tiny portion of each check and put the rest in the bank for decades.
#168 - takesomemorewater (05/14/2013) [-]
I miss the old YouTube...
User avatar #182 to #168 - Milos (05/14/2013) [-]
Five stars for you.
#175 to #168 - shureofsamsung (05/14/2013) [-]
i miss the yellow subscribe button and the star rating system
User avatar #179 to #175 - takesomemorewater (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah that too! The old channel layout and the sort...I can hardl remember what the very first channel layout looked like...

Also, what does that smiley icon when writing a comment do?
User avatar #59 - mattmenzo (05/14/2013) [-]
would never let that be the balance for one account. FDIC only insures 250k...
#139 to #59 - ohemgeezus (05/14/2013) [-]
how was your day at killjoy academy?
#171 - BubsyB (05/14/2013) [-]
The description left me in tears.
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