looks about right. guess who got a new bike.. Pick up bike. Walk away. Figure out how to get lock off some other time.
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User avatar #10 - sylvar (11/25/2013) [-]
Pick up bike. Walk away. Figure out how to get lock off some other time.
#19 to #10 - SILENCEnight (11/26/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Ice Cream ** Or just walk the bike...
User avatar #33 to #19 - malacyman (11/26/2013) [-]
what if it's a fixed gear? the cranks will have to spin
#22 to #10 - anon (11/26/2013) [-]
pedals don't spin if you push the bike forwards... so you don't have to carry it
#25 to #22 - anon (11/26/2013) [-]
this anon is going places
#13 to #10 - lininop (11/26/2013) [-]
And you think no one would do a thing if they saw a black guy fair assumption walking down the street carrying a bike rather than walking or riding it with an obvious lock on the peddle?
#12 to #10 - nignogatron (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh thanks, it wasn't obvious at all.
Oh thanks, it wasn't obvious at all.
#18 to #10 - jalthelas (11/26/2013) [-]
Problem solver of the year.
Problem solver of the year.
#2 - ekkeerr (11/25/2013) [-]
Well, why the **** not?
#4 to #2 - mrmegot (11/25/2013) [-]
it's easy to remove the kickstand
User avatar #8 to #4 - lwminlaa (11/25/2013) [-]
But if you think about it, you won't be able to rotate the pedals unless you cut the kickstand or take off the pedal to remove the padlock.
#9 to #8 - mrmegot (11/25/2013) [-]
i could answer to that or just tell you that if you only push the bike nothing will block the wheels so just no this is not a good solution
User avatar #11 to #9 - lwminlaa (11/25/2013) [-]
Hmmm, good point, I didn't think of that.
User avatar #6 to #4 - ekkeerr (11/25/2013) [-]
**** , didn't think about that.
#21 - anon (11/26/2013) [-]
Go to store buy locks. Do this to random bikes on street.
#54 to #21 - ljubav (11/26/2013) [-]
Maybe someone did this to this guys bike too.
#55 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
1. Leave bike alone
2. Buy a bike
3. ???
4. Not be a ******
User avatar #56 to #55 - exd (11/26/2013) [-]
just because im white im not allowed to steal a bike?

**** you thats racist
#27 - hektoroftroy (11/26/2013) [-]
That's cute

Option two: use a screw driver and take off the kick stand
#61 to #27 - anon (11/26/2013) [-]
You can do that with a regular bike lock too. Get a non-broken bike for your troubles, no less.

Bike theft is serious business in the college town I used to live in. Doing this + bike lock + remove seat + **** bike is about your only hope of safety, and even that might not be enough, sadly.
#39 to #27 - thetower (11/26/2013) [-]
You ever try riding a bike with just one pedal?
User avatar #40 to #39 - hektoroftroy (11/26/2013) [-]
I said take off the kickstand
or cut the lock with the bolt cutters
#23 - acidreign (11/26/2013) [-]
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#35 - anon (11/26/2013) [-]
Unscrew pedal
Ride away like normal
#43 to #35 - winterguy (11/26/2013) [-]
Unscrew pedal, slip the lock down the stand, screw pedal back on. You have now new bike, with pedal accessory.
User avatar #15 - Ranzel (11/26/2013) [-]
Just put the weight of the bike on the front tire. roll that bitch home.
User avatar #28 to #15 - justlookingarround (11/26/2013) [-]
well you don't really have to put the weight on the front tire. you can just simply push it without any need to remove that lock (unless it's fixie)
User avatar #7 - chrisel (11/25/2013) [-]
That is the biggest dilemma for a Dutchman
#48 - finrier ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
the lock looks like a wagon wheel to me
User avatar #52 to #48 - mymiddleleg (11/26/2013) [-]
That's what thought it was until i took a closer look
User avatar #37 - FightClub (11/26/2013) [-]
this is actually pretty clever security
User avatar #46 to #37 - Einsty (11/26/2013) [-]
Removing the stand is a matter of unscrewing two screws. Can be done pretty fast.
#63 to #46 - anon (11/26/2013) [-]
If someone really wants to steal your bike, there is almost nothing you can do. Unless you lock it through the frame and all of the unboltable accessories (hint: not possible) there is always something they can take "pretty fast with just a few screws/bolts". And they will. Because people are dicks.

Adding more hassle and time to their endeavors is worthwhile. Or, this may be somewhere the rider isn't allowed to lock the bike to anything, like the back room at work.
#41 to #37 - noschool ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
not really, someone could just pick up the bike and take it home then break the lock there
User avatar #42 to #41 - FightClub (11/26/2013) [-]
well it's clever enough if someone's gonna leave it in sight instead of laying it on the ground for anyone to sweep up and escape with
#53 - danielhargadine (11/26/2013) [-]
Latch locks are designed to break open with enough force. You could probably bust it off with your own shoe or another blunt object as long as you can hit the body of the lock downward and away from the hook. Remember this for a zombie apocalypse, just in case you need to get into a locked store for supplies or some other random survival **** like that.
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User avatar #62 - ieatbengay (11/26/2013) [-]
take off the chain and roll home
User avatar #60 - thunderchanter (11/26/2013) [-]
If you switched that out for a new lock, that's not a bad idea at all. You know, unless someone decides to just break the kickstand
#51 - magicspoon (11/26/2013) [-]
I think if you pedal while putting the stand back in place and sliding the lock off it would work, you'd just have a lock on one pedal... I think.
I think if you pedal while putting the stand back in place and sliding the lock off it would work, you'd just have a lock on one pedal... I think.
User avatar #50 - happyPills (11/26/2013) [-]
people go downhill without pedaling and still have the wheels move all the time. as long
as the bike is balancedthe kickstand wont touch the ground. so u can just use ur feet on
the ground to push you forward instead of pedaling
User avatar #57 to #50 - deadadventurer (11/26/2013) [-]
or you could just kick the kickstand up and the lock would slide off I think.
User avatar #58 to #57 - happyPills (11/26/2013) [-]
i think it'll tug at the pedal and eventually end up in an awkward angle that won't let it slide off
User avatar #44 - pepemex (11/26/2013) [-]
A guy with no feet could easily ride it though
User avatar #47 to #44 - ukelayboy (11/26/2013) [-]
the wheels wouldn't spin -.- you silly you
#49 to #47 - happyPills (11/26/2013) [-]
well why wouldn't it?
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