ladies hold your orgasms im busy. had to take my cat to the vet cuz i fed him a slug and he couldnt stop chewing. he couldnt stop.. he forgot to turn his swag off before work ladies hold your orgasms im busy had to take my cat the vet cuz i fed him a slug and he couldnt stop chewing forgot turn his swag off before work
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#1 - trojanmannn
Reply +178
(04/23/2013) [-]
he forgot to turn his swag off before work
#41 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#71 to #41 - trojanmannn
Reply +2
(04/25/2013) [-]
Your swag was never turned on
#5 - heafi
Reply +83
(04/24/2013) [-]
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#28 - bloodmachine
Reply +39
(04/24/2013) [-]
Makin bitches wet
Makin bitches wet
#57 to #28 - theorangefox
Reply +1
(04/24/2013) [-]
Captioned!
Captioned!
#14 - lemonnades
Reply +31
(04/24/2013) [-]
#4 - hydromatic
Reply +22
(04/23/2013) [-]
The description is confusing me..








And kinda freaking me out
#6 to #4 - cherokeewolf
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#17 - regardsuncledolan
Reply +16
(04/24/2013) [-]
How's your cat?
#56 - jameshill
Reply +15
(04/24/2013) [-]
Is it just me or does the chick on the left look like jay from Jay and Silent Bob?
#61 to #56 - eddiethead
Reply +1
(04/24/2013) [-]
You mean it isn't Jay?
#58 to #56 - ljxjlos
Reply +4
(04/24/2013) [-]
Weirdly enough I thought the same.
#12 - kamehamehanurd
Reply -84
(04/24/2013) [-]
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#36 to #12 - thekinganon
Reply 0
(04/24/2013) [-]
Dude you need to speak up.
#39 to #36 - kamehamehanurd
Reply -12
(04/24/2013) [-]
BLACK
#38 to #36 - kamehamehanurd
Reply -12
(04/24/2013) [-]
ARE
#37 to #36 - kamehamehanurd
Reply -12
(04/24/2013) [-]
*******
#19 to #12 - sheiladikshit [OP]
Reply +1
(04/24/2013) [-]
why are you trying to get yourself banned?
#15 to #12 - wakeup
Reply +2
(04/24/2013) [-]
I guess something really bad recently happened to you, if you want to talk about it, send me a PM.. and stop posting this "******* are black".. we already know that and people on funnyjunk starts to get annoyed
#50 to #12 - gotbannedicusvile
Reply +2
(04/24/2013) [-]
This image has expired
you dont say?
#21 to #12 - arandomanon ONLINE
Reply +3
(04/24/2013) [-]
I wish I could thumb you down more than once per comment.
#29 to #12 - somedsoup
Reply +3
(04/24/2013) [-]
#49 to #12 - fodrizzler
Reply +3
(04/24/2013) [-]
Not since the accident.
#26 to #12 - menqudoneix
Reply +4
(04/24/2013) [-]
I'm only surprised that you posted with an account.
#32 to #12 - toaki
Reply +8
(04/24/2013) [-]
Oh my god!
Stop it you ignorant racist cunt!
it's "******* ARE AFRICAN-AMERICAN!"
#20 to #12 - analrespect
Reply +15
(04/24/2013) [-]
ni ****, i thought they were pink
#40 - mikoli
Reply +13
(04/24/2013) [-]
that description