fucking lord of the potter. .. Lord of the Rings is way better. Gandalf is a fucking Demi God who has lived countless lives and pretty much shaped the world if I'm not mistaken. The Witch Kin
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#22 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Lord of the Rings is way better.
Gandalf is a fucking Demi God who has lived countless lives and pretty much shaped the world if I'm not mistaken.
The Witch King conquered Arnor, he wasn't killed by a loophole but an enchanted dagger that broke a spell on him, which allowed bitch tits to stab him in the fucking head.
Samwise carried Frodos bitch ass across Mordor and got shit done, never even wanting credit. He slaughtered a giant spider and a bunch of Orcs to protect that bastard. He carried him up a fucking constantly erupting Volcano. That is way better than a ginger that shits his pants at the mere SIGHT of a spider.
Finally, an insane, corrupted hobbit that wants redemption but has a constant battle of good and evil going on inside his head is way cooler than a pompous know it all.

Conclusion: Lord of the Rings is the victor.
#5 - Awesomenessniss (02/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
MFW Villain is draw. Also Sauron WAS a henchman, inquire within.
MFW Villain is draw. Also Sauron WAS a henchman, inquire within.
#6 - whoovesthedoctor (02/27/2013) [-]
You forgot something
#12 - verlander (02/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Lord Of The Rings>Harry Potter
#4 - aleksandurp (02/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
GOD DAMNIT WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THAT SAM WAS THE PROTAGONIST AND HERO. SERIOUSLY GUYS.

fuck this shit

im out
#10 - eyeofsauron (02/27/2013) [-]
The Nazgul lose to the Death Eaters? Right...
User avatar #27 - mcqwark (02/27/2013) [-]
Gandalf has done more magic than that! The only reason you barely get to see it is because he only uses it when it's absolutely necessary. He pretty much implies that he can fuck your shit up if he wants to.
User avatar #8 - ljxjlos (02/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh God, this is so wrong, so wrong, so wrong, but considering the endless Shitstorm I unleashed last time I corrected every Mistake in a similar Post, I´ll just try to be silent.
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It´s so hard.
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So, so hard....guess, I´ll be reareading the Silmarillion and weeping myself to sleep, one more time...
User avatar #36 - Dakafal (02/27/2013) [-]
Dumbledore beats Gandalf? He's pretty badass, but Gandalf is literally immortal. And as a physical being, he is 2021 years old, and before that, he was a spirit created at the beginning of time. And Death eaters beating the Nazgul? Death eaters were just bad people. The Nazgul were wraiths of corrupted kings. Come on. I loved the Harry Potter books, but why would you even try to compare it to the LOTR? Tolkien managed to create an entire fantasy universe in great detail and is one of the greatest writers.
User avatar #31 - archmides (02/27/2013) [-]
dude. Lord of The Rings wins no question. Just stop.
#30 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
actually, Sauron has a hell of a lot more background than Voldemort AND could become a werewolf. Simalarion bitches, google it.

Also, I have read all the harry potter books
User avatar #44 - tkfourtwoone (02/27/2013) [-]
I just ROFLd at the similarity between Gollum/Smeagol and Hermione. Pure genius.
#21 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
if you are going off the movies for gandalf's abilities please don't the guy was badass when you actually read the books
User avatar #19 - IAmManbearpig (02/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the Witch King lost because he got cocky. were it not for Rohan coming in at the right time, he would have butchered Gandalf then proceeded to destroy everything, and you all know it.
unless you haven't seen the extended edition.
User avatar #20 to #19 - IAmManbearpig (02/27/2013) [-]
also in an actual fight he could've won, but he got stabbed in the back while he was talking.
User avatar #7 - shockstorm (02/27/2013) [-]
yeah, i know the comments have mentioned it already but Sam should have won that battle with Ron.
User avatar #41 - Rukioish (02/27/2013) [-]
Gandalf has the ring Narya which gives him power over fire. And he can summon the Giant Eagles. I think that should be a draw too.
User avatar #40 - leglesslegolegolas ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Whoever made this needs to learn to spell.
#37 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
that was fucking retarded.
User avatar #32 - tehrealfluttershy (02/27/2013) [-]
Well Gandalf could really destroy every Orc in Mordor by simply farting in it's general direction if he really wanted to. But he doesn't because he is a tool of the gods of middle-earth used to teach its inhabitants. If he really used his full power it'd be like a teacher taking an exam for the student.
#11 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
The magic lightbulb was also frodo's not sam's. Sam got a rope if I remember right.
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