father of asshole. . Adrianna When are you taking me out? never lol seriously,,, I don' t take out sluts I just them and you' re a 7/ 10 at best,,, you' re luck
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father of asshole

When are you taking me out?
never lol
I don' t take out sluts
I just **** them
and you' re a 7/ 10 at best,,, you' re
lucky a guy like me would even put his
dick in you.
Wutlol man: I' m: ccl nth an stp. chortles.
II it it
dickin you. an
alright so i' ll pick you up at 2
what are we doing?
m i was just ******* with you
**** you
do you have plans or not
nu . tality idiot
wow you' re such an asshole
cant believe i even liked you
what are you doing saturday
why do you ask
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#36 - suewingyu (02/18/2013) [-]
>"wow you're such an asshole"   
>"ok what are we doing?"   
>"wow you're such an asshole"
>"ok what are we doing?"
#66 - RefrainFromTouchin (02/19/2013) [-]
Her: "What an asshole. I better let him 			****		 me"   
I don't get these kinds of girls
Her: "What an asshole. I better let him **** me"

I don't get these kinds of girls
#74 to #66 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
>these kinds of girls

thats all but maybe a handfull of girls on the planet
User avatar #82 to #74 - silasdg (02/19/2013) [-]
So they made the point of not suggesting it was all women and you still felt the need to find an issue with it?
User avatar #91 to #74 - yutakenusername (02/19/2013) [-]
Comments like these make my insides churn.
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User avatar #1 - timelordeternal (02/18/2013) [-]
Sometimes being a dick is just being a dick.
#52 - cleanslate (02/19/2013) [-]
You guys know this is Zyzz right?
You know he was treated like **** by girls his whole through adolescence cause he wasn't "manly" enough. He was also an extreme nerd, he played WoW alot and was obsessed with other forms of vidya.
Finally, he sold his WoW account to buy a gym membership. After that he began his transformation into the pic you see here...
After becoming a God of aesthetics, he began trolling the **** out of the shallow girls you see in the content. He truly deserves to be an asshole to girls, as he earned it.
Annnnnnnnddddd, he recently died, so show some respect...
User avatar #69 to #52 - pepemex (02/19/2013) [-]
How can a person have such a low self esteem? If people don't like you for who you are tell them to go **** themselves. NEVER change to please others.
#73 to #69 - lemleet (02/19/2013) [-]
life isn't a disney movie. the only person who fully likes you for your personality is your mum.
User avatar #76 to #73 - pepemex (02/19/2013) [-]
How is that an answer to my comment??? My point is that it doesn't matter if people like you or not. You don't need them. If you're willing to transform yourself to gain the acceptance, the approval of people who try to make you feel bad about who you are and what you like you're basically subordinating your whole identity to those assholes.

Even if he trolled those retarded sluts he was still a failure because he changed because of them.
#80 to #76 - lemleet (02/19/2013) [-]
what i see is that he was just extremely sick of being a nerd and not having the opportunity to submit anything to his social life. he wasn't satisfied with his life. so he took the opportunity to change it to a better one and most likely he was successful. people change because of several factors. one of those is your own social life.
User avatar #89 to #80 - pepemex (02/19/2013) [-]
Well that's a stupid reason to change. A person who values themselves can say "If people don't like me for who I am screw them". Unless of course you're an emotionally weak and needy faggot like him
#95 to #89 - lemleet (02/19/2013) [-]
so you say going to the gym or doing sports to improve your body is a bad thing. obviously that guy didn't value himself much before. now he is much more satisfied with his life and i think it's worth changing yourself for happiness.
User avatar #105 to #95 - pepemex (02/19/2013) [-]
He only did those things because other people didn't value him. If you need others to be happy you will never be happy.
#107 to #105 - lemleet (02/19/2013) [-]
and you know that because....? what if he is happy now? why doesn't he change back if he is so damn unhappy about his current lifestyle?
#54 to #52 - jizzenema (02/19/2013) [-]
#55 to #52 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
shut up fag
#112 to #52 - Logicaltightrope (02/19/2013) [-]
Rumor has it he's actually alive, and the whole fake death was just a stunt he pulled for some company for cash.  Idk if that's true, but if it is, that's awesome, because Zyzz was awesome.
Rumor has it he's actually alive, and the whole fake death was just a stunt he pulled for some company for cash. Idk if that's true, but if it is, that's awesome, because Zyzz was awesome.
User avatar #72 to #52 - Kingsteveooo (02/19/2013) [-]
The fact that he died, does not effect my respect for him.
He is some random guy I've never met. And the only thing I know about him is that he wasn't popular with women when he was a child nerd, so now that he has fixed his problems he felt he had earned the right to upset other women who reminded him of the girls who made fun of him.
User avatar #127 to #72 - cleanslate (02/19/2013) [-]
stop being a fatcunt and watch some of his videos:
that's his most famous one. You can tell he's a genuinely nice guy and the only reason why he treats SOME girls that way is because they are extremely shallow.
User avatar #128 to #127 - Kingsteveooo (02/20/2013) [-]
thats a horrible excuse which lowers my respect for him if anything
User avatar #129 to #128 - cleanslate (02/20/2013) [-]
did you even watch his stuff?
User avatar #130 to #129 - Kingsteveooo (02/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #131 to #130 - cleanslate (02/20/2013) [-]
Then why bother hate if you're going to continue to have a closed mind?
That's like the equivalent of a math teacher who knows nothing about math, they would be saying a whole lot of about something they don't know...
User avatar #132 to #131 - Kingsteveooo (02/20/2013) [-]
I unno, why does it bother you so?
User avatar #134 to #132 - cleanslate (02/21/2013) [-]
i know you won't watch the whole thing, but at least watch the credits to his video, it will explain a lot about what he's actually like to you:
User avatar #135 to #134 - Kingsteveooo (02/21/2013) [-]
You need to stop worrying about my opinion. You don't know me.
You just gotta worry about being you. Leave everyone else to everyone else.
User avatar #136 to #135 - cleanslate (02/26/2013) [-]
alright then, have fun being a fatcunt
User avatar #137 to #136 - Kingsteveooo (02/26/2013) [-]
thank you. I shall
User avatar #133 to #132 - cleanslate (02/21/2013) [-]
Honestly, after watching his videos and hearing about his story, it inspired me to change my lifestyle. I became a lot more healthy, cut off a ton of fat off my body, and felt better about my self. Even though I never met the guy, it seems like he was personally helping me get through the struggle to better myself.
And also, bitches go crazy over me now, which I kind of attribute to his inspiration.
User avatar #77 to #72 - pepemex (02/19/2013) [-]
He didn't "fix his problems". There was nothing wrong with him. He destroyed his identity because others didn't like him.

He was a failure because he changed for them.
User avatar #79 to #77 - Kingsteveooo (02/19/2013) [-]
Fine.. Now that he has solved the issues in which girls used to have with that resulted in his not being treated fairly..
Any other nits you'd like to pick at while missing the main point of my comment?
User avatar #86 to #79 - silasdg (02/19/2013) [-]
You're the one missing his main point.

There's no problem with being nerdy/weak. Now i'm not suggesting women should find that attractive i'm simply saying as an individual there's no reason he didn't deserve to be treated like a human being. So now that he's on the top of the food chain instead of the bottom he's going to hurt the demographic that hurt him. That causation my friend.

TLDR: Treated like **** by highers, Moved up in social rank, treated those people like **** .
User avatar #87 to #86 - Kingsteveooo (02/19/2013) [-]
No, Im sure I didn't miss my own main point.

Yes, he made it to the top, but that gave him no right to treat others badly around him. He became worse than the girls who upset him. They hurt his feelings, he ****** with their emotions.
User avatar #88 to #87 - silasdg (02/19/2013) [-]
I didn't say you missed your point I said you missed his. As in his comment after yours contained a point that you entirely side stepped.

"They hurt his feelings, he ****** with their emotions."

That means the same damn thing feeling and emotions are the same thing so your theory of "worse" holds no water.

No one is suggesting it's morally right but it's definitely expected. If people don't want to be treated like **** than they shouldn't treat other people like **** . Get over the "feelings" bs and look at the facts.

User avatar #94 to #88 - Kingsteveooo (02/19/2013) [-]
What facts?

He got treated like **** so he decided that gave him the right to treat everyone else like **** who reminded him of his bullies?
User avatar #98 to #94 - silasdg (02/19/2013) [-]
I'll repeat this for you

"No one is suggesting it's morally right "

Now that I've said that twice go find a dictionary and look up those 7 words. Then realize that they answer your question before you even made it.

The fact is if you're a shallow person who treats people like **** people will treat you like **** eventually. Regardless of your "feelings" or whether or not it's morally acceptable. It's going to happen so either wise up or put up cause I don't care.
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User avatar #100 to #97 - Kingsteveooo (02/19/2013) [-]
You said look at the facts, I pointed the facts I saw, I made no mention of morals
User avatar #103 to #100 - silasdg (02/19/2013) [-]
My mistake what right were you referring to here?

"he decided that gave him the right to treat everyone else like **** "

If not moral than legal? Something else maybe?
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User avatar #110 to #108 - silasdg (02/19/2013) [-]
I refer you to the dictionary again.

Definition one for "Ethical"

1. "pertaining to or dealing with morals or the principles of morality; pertaining to right and wrong in conduct."
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User avatar #109 to #104 - silasdg (02/19/2013) [-]
Ahh were going for definitions now?

You need to login to view this link Definition 1

1. "in accordance with what is good, proper, or just: right conduct."
21. "that which is morally, legally, or ethically proper: to know right from wrong."

In other words yes a right is an entitlement. But i'll refer you back to my question and change the phrasing for you. How is he entitled? By law? By morals? what "entitlement" are you talking about?
User avatar #113 to #109 - Kingsteveooo (02/19/2013) [-]
when did I say it did give him the entitlement? "he felt he had the right"
User avatar #116 to #113 - silasdg (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm not debating this with you any longer. you've changed your post 3 times now when you've talked yourself into a circle.

Good Day.
User avatar #119 to #116 - Kingsteveooo (02/19/2013) [-]
That was a quote from my first post. I've been on that side the entire time.
He didn't have the right to it, but he felt he did. Then you started arguing about facts, so i showed the facts I gathered, then you started arguing the facts, on my side.
Show me my comment where I said he was entitled.
#75 to #52 - xsap (02/19/2013) [-]
i sold my wow account and got a gym membership... i don't think i have to tell you how it worked out...
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#64 to #52 - nevernever (02/19/2013) [-]
Steroids and social pressure certainly had a strong effect on him. But his attempt to encourage us neckbeards will always give him a special place in my heart.
User avatar #10 - TreesyDoesIt (02/18/2013) [-]
if she is that ******* feeble she deserves to be treated like a fool
#2 - critique (02/18/2013) [-]
This post is a 5/10 at best.
#38 - hopskotch (02/18/2013) [-]
The name isn't blotted out, TO FACEBOOK MY BRETHREN.
User avatar #21 - themastertroller (02/18/2013) [-]
>wow you're such an asshole
>ok what are we doing

#25 to #21 - aiicii (02/18/2013) [-]
that's the joke
User avatar #26 to #21 - taintedangel (02/18/2013) [-]
I will never understand women like this. He's an immature asshole. That should immediately get rid of any chances he has with her.
User avatar #9 - Fagdust (02/18/2013) [-]
>Last night I had a dream
>I dreamed I was lifting in the gym with zyzz, and across the gym air flashed lifts from my life
>For each lift I noticed two sets of barbells in the gym, one belonged to me, the other to zyzz
>When the last scene of my life flashed before me I looked back at the barbells in the gym
>I noticed many times along the path of my life that there was only one barbell
>I also noticed that it happened during the very hardest and toughest lifts of my life
>this bothered me greatly, so I questioned zyzz about it
>"Zyzz, you said that once I decided to follow you, you would life with me all the way
>But I have noticed that during the most difficult lifts in my life, there is only one barbell.
>I don't understand why in times when I needed you most, you should leave me."
>Zyzz replied, "My prescious, precious bro. I love you, no homo, and I would never, ever leave you during your times of DOMS and suffering.
>When you saw only one barbell, it was then that I spotted you."
#18 to #9 - ballzach (02/18/2013) [-]
theres no ******* green text on this website
User avatar #5 - OperationValkyrie (02/18/2013) [-]
She didn't stand her ground very well.
User avatar #57 - lickilicky (02/19/2013) [-]
A god among men.
#65 to #57 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
I see what you're 'taunting' there.
#14 - slimeywaffles (02/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #83 - philliyoMLB (02/19/2013) [-]
And if a girl did the equivalent... Holy **** fj would have a hernia.
#62 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
The female mind is a strange and mystical thing.
#29 - CrushOrange ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
Just proves the assholes always get a girl, even right after being an asshole....
User avatar #41 to #29 - youarenotspecial (02/18/2013) [-]
Or maybe this girl has no self-respect? You wouldn't want to be with her anyway.
#85 - xmonke (02/19/2013) [-]
I bet he totally scored too. That's the genius of it.
I bet he totally scored too. That's the genius of it.
#118 to #85 - xerzys (02/19/2013) [-]
Nah he didn't care about scoring, he enjoyed a good laugh much more.
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