dwarf logic. .. Yeah cause he have only one single axe... dwarf elf gandalf gimili Aragorn tlor The one ring fellowship of th
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#2 - kosicandavid
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(12/17/2013) [-]
Yeah cause he have only one single axe...
#6 - TehFunnyMan
Reply +110
(12/17/2013) [-]
This wasn't funny when Cinema Sins said it, either.
#103 to #6 - ilikeducks
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(12/18/2013) [-]
Karl Pilkington mentioned, swell with Orange head pride.
#40 to #6 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(12/17/2013) [-]
God I hate ******* cinema sins, half of the stuff he says, if not more, is highly opinionated
#54 to #40 - anonythegame
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(12/18/2013) [-]
i actually like cinema sins. ya most of the stuff he says is biased and/or opinionated; but it's not like he is giving and honest review of the movie. And yeah he is douchey,but i like his delivery and his jokes. it reminds me of the snarky friendless asshole that i know me
#57 to #54 - wrathlos
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(12/18/2013) [-]
I love snarky-ness. It's a comedic trait that is under-appreciated.
#108 to #57 - anon
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(03/11/2014) [-]
Under appreciated? It's the most annoying form of comedy.
#60 to #40 - travismackie
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(12/18/2013) [-]
Well, looks like someone isn't getting a lap dance in this scene

don't kill me
#77 to #40 - ennemi
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(12/18/2013) [-]
stop taking what he say seriously and those video get a **** tons funnier
#81 to #77 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(12/18/2013) [-]
He's supposed to be a comedian? This is news to me. Kind of like how I thought pewdiepie was the faggot leader of the world, but apparently he, is also, a comedian.
#56 to #40 - thepink
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(12/18/2013) [-]
******* THANK YOU!

I was going into his videos thinking he was going to go purely on the logical fallacies and mistakes a film makes but every other ******* *ping* is just "ten points from Griffindor because I just don't like it."

It's all arbitrary shennanigans...
#67 to #56 - vicsix
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(12/18/2013) [-]
It's called comedy. If you want the thing you're looking for, look up moviebob on the escapist.
#71 to #67 - thepink
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(12/18/2013) [-]
yea but you can be funny and not just a dick, you know?

He's not reviewing the movies for what they're worth or based on any real-life scale of what makes a decent film decent and other films not so much. You can't just say "this sucks" without saying why. It's setting up a personal opinion as fact without any sort of context. Why does it suck? Are the effects lacking? The acting sub-par? I want opinions, it's why I watch these damn things, but I want them from someone who knows what they're talking about, at least a little. Someone who challenges themselves as a viewer, pulls something unique about the experience and then shares it with his audience.

Speaking of the escapist, I suppose you're familiar with Zero Punctuation. You know, that funny guy who reviews games based how good the game actually is compared to all this ******* technical criteria, challenges common opinion, then backs up his ******* opinions all while making something that the viewer wants to watch?

I won't lie, I enjoyed his work for a time, but the more I watched, the more I noticed that it was just watered down with "ping" this sucks "ping" that's what she said, and other things of that sort. Any good points he might have made were just lost in the bull.

TL;DR (I guess...) there's more to reviewing than straight ********, and there's more to "comedy" than just being an ass.
#106 to #71 - officialjg
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(12/18/2013) [-]
I laugh at people who really don't get the whole point of Cinema Sins, as far as comedic-wise.
I laugh at people who really don't get the whole point of Cinema Sins, as far as comedic-wise.
#111 to #40 - anon
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(02/03/2016) [-]
cinema sins sucks nuts brand sins sucks! eww sucks nuts!!
#112 to #111 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(02/03/2016) [-]
***** this was 2 years ago calm down
#109 to #40 - anon
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(06/25/2014) [-]
He gets millions of views for unoriginal video content (a simple montage of other people's movies stuck together) with smart aleck comments. That's worth millions of views?
#105 to #40 - voltkills
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(12/18/2013) [-]
its a joke, he doesn't believe most of what he said is an actual problem.
#10 - pabloenis
Reply +109
(12/17/2013) [-]
He would have said my axes otherwise
#39 to #10 - pureevil
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(12/17/2013) [-]
Fun fact:
The one on the right in that picture is his father Gloins, axe, which is passed on to Gimli as the fellowship is created.
Atleast I think that's how it goes.
#17 - mymiddleleg
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(12/17/2013) [-]
#23 - vandettamask
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(12/17/2013) [-]
>implying Gimli is a ******* casual
#31 - ronnorc
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(12/17/2013) [-]
obligatory
#41 - iLiekToFap
Reply +33
(12/18/2013) [-]
Dude... he's got two. Plus a really big one. And a smaller one for throwing. One axe ain't ****.
#48 to #41 - anon
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(12/18/2013) [-]
Why does he need so many axes?
#49 to #48 - agreatusername
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(12/18/2013) [-]
You can NEVER have too many axes.
#74 to #49 - theincorrigibleone
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(12/18/2013) [-]
This guys speaks the truth. I'm getting myself another new axe for christmas (finally wrecked my really old maul so i'm getting a new splitting axe).
Why? Because **** you. I do lumberjack things irl.
For real though, i'm a park ranger and I do.
#70 to #48 - seelcudoom
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#85 to #70 - Dwarf
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(12/18/2013) [-]
Carp are nothing.
#107 to #48 - daentraya
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(12/18/2013) [-]
Because a big doublebladed axe is awesome for some scenarios, being able to throw some is great, and having two different shapes of axe is still useful. On #59 you can see that the range and shape of blade are drastically different. That, and he may have changed weapons or acquired new ones as he went and it shows all of them. I didn't pay attention to that
#69 to #48 - malhaloc
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(12/18/2013) [-]
He keeps shattering them. Or giving people HIS AXE!
#59 to #41 - underhatten
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(12/18/2013) [-]
In the books Gimli only carries one axe. But in the movies he has 5.
#1 - sinery
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(12/17/2013) [-]
Any axe is Gimli's axe.
Why? Because you don't argue with a dwarf with an axe.
#33 - kennyh
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(12/17/2013) [-]
"his axe"
he has quite a few. Even uses one as a walking stick just so it it handy at a moments notice.
Spare broad axe, throwing axes...
Gimli is a walking death machine
#38 to #33 - subaqueousreach
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(12/17/2013) [-]
I agree with this. He's ridiculously overpowered in the tabletop game. Even two trolls couldn't ******* kill him.
#80 to #38 - imnotkickthecat
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(12/18/2013) [-]
I bet morgoth could take him if he catches Gimli by surprise.
#53 - thehornedking
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(12/18/2013) [-]
If he was black it would have been "and my ask."
#87 to #53 - deliciousdee ONLINE
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(12/18/2013) [-]
Now where have I heard that before?