dwarf logic. . attr, ill SHATTERED HIS AXE ABOUT TWO MINUTES AGO). Yeah cause he have only one single axe... dwarf elf gandalf gimili Aragorn tlor The one ring fellowship of th


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#10 - pabloenis (12/17/2013) [-]
He would have said my axes otherwise
User avatar #39 to #10 - pureevil ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
Fun fact:
The one on the right in that picture is his father Gloins, axe, which is passed on to Gimli as the fellowship is created.
Atleast I think that's how it goes.
User avatar #23 - vandettamask (12/17/2013) [-]
>implying Gimli is a ******* casual
#31 - ronnorc (12/17/2013) [-]
#41 - iLiekToFap (12/18/2013) [-]
Dude... he's got two. Plus a really big one. And a smaller one for throwing. One axe ain't **** .
#48 to #41 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
Why does he need so many axes?
User avatar #49 to #48 - agreatusername (12/18/2013) [-]
You can NEVER have too many axes.
#74 to #49 - theincorrigibleone (12/18/2013) [-]
This guys speaks the truth. I'm getting myself another new axe for christmas (finally wrecked my really old maul so i'm getting a new splitting axe).
Why? Because **** you. I do lumberjack things irl.
For real though, i'm a park ranger and I do.
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User avatar #85 to #70 - Dwarf (12/18/2013) [-]
Carp are nothing.
User avatar #107 to #48 - daentraya (12/18/2013) [-]
Because a big doublebladed axe is awesome for some scenarios, being able to throw some is great, and having two different shapes of axe is still useful. On #59 you can see that the range and shape of blade are drastically different. That, and he may have changed weapons or acquired new ones as he went and it shows all of them. I didn't pay attention to that
User avatar #69 to #48 - malhaloc (12/18/2013) [-]
He keeps shattering them. Or giving people HIS AXE!
#59 to #41 - underhatten (12/18/2013) [-]
In the books Gimli only carries one axe. But in the movies he has 5.
#12 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
Watch the film again, he actually takes the axe from a Dwarf stood to the side of him.
#14 to #12 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
Even then, most of the dwarves have several weapons.
#22 to #12 - sigtaurus (12/17/2013) [-]
So far the first person I've seen get this right 0.o
User avatar #61 to #12 - KidSpenny (12/18/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #2 - kosicandavid (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeah cause he have only one single axe...
#6 - TehFunnyMan (12/17/2013) [-]
This wasn't funny when Cinema Sins said it, either.
#103 to #6 - ilikeducks (12/18/2013) [-]
Karl Pilkington mentioned, swell with Orange head pride.
User avatar #40 to #6 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (12/17/2013) [-]
God I hate ******* cinema sins, half of the stuff he says, if not more, is highly opinionated
#54 to #40 - anonythegame (12/18/2013) [-]
i actually like cinema sins. ya most of the stuff he says is biased and/or opinionated; but it's not like he is giving and honest review of the movie. And yeah he is douchey,but i like his delivery and his jokes. it reminds me of the snarky friendless asshole that i know me
#57 to #54 - wrathlos (12/18/2013) [-]
I love snarky-ness. It's a comedic trait that is under-appreciated.
#108 to #57 - anon (03/11/2014) [-]
Under appreciated? It's the most annoying form of comedy.
User avatar #60 to #40 - travismackie (12/18/2013) [-]
Well, looks like someone isn't getting a lap dance in this scene

don't kill me
#109 to #40 - anon (06/25/2014) [-]
He gets millions of views for unoriginal video content (a simple montage of other people's movies stuck together) with smart aleck comments. That's worth millions of views?
User avatar #56 to #40 - thepink ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
******* THANK YOU!

I was going into his videos thinking he was going to go purely on the logical fallacies and mistakes a film makes but every other ******* *ping* is just "ten points from Griffindor because I just don't like it."

It's all arbitrary shennanigans...
User avatar #67 to #56 - vicsix (12/18/2013) [-]
It's called comedy. If you want the thing you're looking for, look up moviebob on the escapist.
#71 to #67 - thepink ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
yea but you can be funny and not just a dick, you know?

He's not reviewing the movies for what they're worth or based on any real-life scale of what makes a decent film decent and other films not so much. You can't just say "this sucks" without saying why. It's setting up a personal opinion as fact without any sort of context. Why does it suck? Are the effects lacking? The acting sub-par? I want opinions, it's why I watch these damn things, but I want them from someone who knows what they're talking about, at least a little. Someone who challenges themselves as a viewer, pulls something unique about the experience and then shares it with his audience.

Speaking of the escapist, I suppose you're familiar with Zero Punctuation. You know, that funny guy who reviews games based how good the game actually is compared to all this ******* technical criteria, challenges common opinion, then backs up his ******* opinions all while making something that the viewer wants to watch?

I won't lie, I enjoyed his work for a time, but the more I watched, the more I noticed that it was just watered down with "ping" this sucks "ping" that's what she said, and other things of that sort. Any good points he might have made were just lost in the bull.

TL;DR (I guess...) there's more to reviewing than straight ******** , and there's more to "comedy" than just being an ass.
#106 to #71 - officialjg (12/18/2013) [-]
I laugh at people who really don't get the whole point of Cinema Sins, as far as comedic-wise.
I laugh at people who really don't get the whole point of Cinema Sins, as far as comedic-wise.
#77 to #40 - ennemi (12/18/2013) [-]
stop taking what he say seriously and those video get a **** tons funnier
User avatar #81 to #77 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (12/18/2013) [-]
He's supposed to be a comedian? This is news to me. Kind of like how I thought pewdiepie was the faggot leader of the world, but apparently he, is also, a comedian.
User avatar #105 to #40 - voltkills ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
its a joke, he doesn't believe most of what he said is an actual problem.
User avatar #1 - sinery (12/17/2013) [-]
Any axe is Gimli's axe.
Why? Because you don't argue with a dwarf with an axe.
User avatar #33 - kennyh (12/17/2013) [-]
"his axe"
he has quite a few. Even uses one as a walking stick just so it it handy at a moments notice.
Spare broad axe, throwing axes...
Gimli is a walking death machine
User avatar #38 to #33 - subaqueousreach (12/17/2013) [-]
I agree with this. He's ridiculously overpowered in the tabletop game. Even two trolls couldn't ******* kill him.
User avatar #80 to #38 - imnotkickthecat (12/18/2013) [-]
I bet morgoth could take him if he catches Gimli by surprise.
User avatar #53 - thehornedking (12/18/2013) [-]
If he was black it would have been "and my ask."
#87 to #53 - deliciousdee ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Now where have I heard that before?
#26 - emberstar (12/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #65 - iamnuff (12/18/2013) [-]
You think he doesn't have six more?

User avatar #68 to #65 - malhaloc (12/18/2013) [-]
He's a Dwarf, minimum requirement by law is 12.
User avatar #72 to #68 - iamnuff (12/18/2013) [-]
stashed away in his beard?
User avatar #73 to #72 - malhaloc (12/18/2013) [-]
and under his helmet. its a mini. but its not the size that counts its how you use it.
#21 - include (12/17/2013) [-]
But, he doesn't carry only one axe.
User avatar #11 - KayRed (12/17/2013) [-]
Gimli has a total of four axes throughout the series (he replaces the one he destroyed with a battle axe he found in Moria).
User avatar #104 - shunkahawolf (12/18/2013) [-]
one of the dwarves in the hobbit part two carries like 40 knives and you guys think gimli has only one axe? the one he broke was his smaller mid range axe, he still has his double sided battle axe and his throwing axes.
User avatar #102 - theshadowed (12/18/2013) [-]
***** he is a dwarf they got about 30 axes each
#101 - TheInvader (12/18/2013) [-]
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#86 - sircool (12/18/2013) [-]
Any dwarf who only owns one axe is a sad dwarf.
Any dwarf who only owns one axe is a sad dwarf.
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