bunch of pussies. I think I pass since I'm not arachnophobic. I LAUGH AT YOUR CLAIMS TO BRAVELY TAKE ON A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WHEN MOST OF YOU CANT STAND UP TO A  bunch of pussies I think pass since I'm not arachnophobic LAUGH AT YOUR CLAIMS TO BRAVELY TAKE ON A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WHEN MOST OF YOU CANT STAND UP
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#17 - TnytsGunaBAGdNyt
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(05/16/2013) [-]
It's not exactly socially acceptable to take out a spider with an AK-47
#26 to #17 - blarghagh
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(05/17/2013) [-]
During a zombie apocalypse all of the social acceptability get's thrown out the window
#92 to #26 - burningsmurfs
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, when we watch zombie movies over here I look over at my gf's sons and think...Man you kids would so get us killed in a zombiepocalypse. I think I'd have to "accidentally" shoot them just to save them turning into zombies and getting me and the old lady killed as well. Then I realize I am thinking way too hard about it.
#79 to #26 - psykobear
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(05/17/2013) [-]
But spiders are the least of your concerns in a zombie apocalypse/
#89 to #79 - blarghagh
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(05/17/2013) [-]
or are they?
#20 - dwarfman
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(05/16/2013) [-]
I like spiders though. Sure they invade your home but they pay for it with extermination services. They're one of the few nonmotching house guests! Caesar unrelated.
#35 to #20 - Nameloc
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I don't mind them. Only until they start crawling on me in my bed, and I find baby spiders among the mix, then I freak out.   
Happens a few times every winter/ spring.   
Spiders migrate from the wall besides my bed to the floor, therefore they all end up going across my bed.   
   
Then there's this crafty lil ****** up on my ceiling fan that keeps antagonizing me by hanging infront of my face whenever I get near.
I don't mind them. Only until they start crawling on me in my bed, and I find baby spiders among the mix, then I freak out.
Happens a few times every winter/ spring.
Spiders migrate from the wall besides my bed to the floor, therefore they all end up going across my bed.

Then there's this crafty lil ****** up on my ceiling fan that keeps antagonizing me by hanging infront of my face whenever I get near.
#36 to #35 - dwarfman
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(05/17/2013) [-]
You shall be crucified for defying the judgement of Caesar.
#39 to #36 - Nameloc
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Then you clearly haven't seen what I can do with just a revolver.
#37 to #20 - bdawg ONLINE
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Although I prefer Mr. House more. My second favorite ending has to be legion ending.
Although I prefer Mr. House more. My second favorite ending has to be legion ending.
#51 to #37 - dwarfman
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(05/17/2013) [-]
NCR for life!
#81 - sparklywiggles
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(05/17/2013) [-]
But I do stand up to spiders
#52 - jellywolf
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Well I've always been terrified of the thought that if a zombie apocalypse did happen, I would most likely have to go hide at some point in an abandoned building of some sort that no doubt has plenty of spiders crawling about.
#13 - peanutbuttahjellah
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(05/16/2013) [-]
A phobia is an irrational fear of something. Phobias are typically caused from some childhood trauma or something. I have an irrational fear of spiders. I know that none of the species that live here could possibly hurt me but I'm still irrationally fearful of them.

I personally do not find zombies that scary. They are simply walking corpses. I'm not afraid of people. Sure a walking corpse might be a little intimidating but it's not like I have an irrational fear of them. The only fear I'd have is that fear of "holy ******* **** zombies" at which point I'd walk away from them at a semi-slow pace because they're walking corpses which means they would move very slowly if you think about it for half a second... and then you think about it for another half a second and realise that a walking corpse is simply impossible and it's just your room mates being assholes.
#23 to #13 - kikisu
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(05/16/2013) [-]
I have an irrational fear of Zombies. If I take the trash out at night I'm terrified that there's a secret zombie apocalypse going on because I don't really watch the news too often. We have speakers outside that hook into a computer in the kitchen (to play music when we barbecue and stuff) and one night my mom and brother looked up panther sounds. I heard the sound of a panther outside my window in the middle of the night (they forgot about the speakers) and came running out sobbing because I thought it was a zombie panther.
#126 to #23 - peanutbuttahjellah
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(05/17/2013) [-]
This right here is a wonderful example of a phobia.
#95 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
what if there's spider zombies?
#122 to #95 - takesomemorewater
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(05/17/2013) [-]
....like this?
#98 to #95 - patchesdacrazy
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(05/17/2013) [-]
You sick ****.
#53 - themamzingbs
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Well spiders are scary as ****, and zombies would just be like IRL cod, except you dont get shot at.

One is a whole boatload of nope with 8 legs. The other is giving you the ability to shoot down a real threat, and a game of survival. We dont see one as real, and have made it fun, and would treat it like so in the real event. Creepy ******* crawling posionous deadly little *****, or mowing down a ******* horde of dead people with a big ******* gun. Fear v. fun.
#33 - thisniggajeremy
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Well its not socially acceptable to shoot a spider with a .50 cal machine gun..
#54 to #33 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
if you use a 50 cal machine gun, you would dislocate your shoulder unless if it is mounted on something. Also the sound would attract more zombies. If there is a zombie apocalypse, you would want to stay in a secure building with enough supplies and try to avoid zombies. Also if you have actually used a firearm, then you would know you would run out of ammo eventually, also you can't pull a gun out of your ass like in call of duty
#80 to #54 - thisniggajeremy
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(05/17/2013) [-]
My family owns plenty of firearms and I wasn't being literal. And I've shot a .50 cal before and my family owns a .50 cal sniper and it seems my shoulder is in fine working order.
#18 - daboomee
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(05/16/2013) [-]
what about ZOMBIE SPIDERS!?
#14 - yunablade
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(05/16/2013) [-]
I dislike spiders.

A giant spider would be for me 10 times worst than facing any zombie.

That does not mean I'm going to freeze and let that spider **** me in the ass.

That means I'm going to go bersek and turn the ****** to chunky salsa with a lawn mowner before it even gets a chance.
#16 to #14 - anonilator [OP]
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Ultimate Zombie videogame boss = Huge as **** zombie spider