bunch of pussies. I think I pass since I'm not arachnophobic. I LAUGH AT YOUR CLAIMS TO BRAVELY TAKE ON A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WHEN MOST OF YOU CANT STAND UP TO A
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bunch of pussies. I think I pass since I'm not arachnophobic. I LAUGH AT YOUR CLAIMS TO BRAVELY TAKE ON A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WHEN MOST OF YOU CANT STAND UP TO A

I think I pass since I'm not arachnophobic

I LAUGH AT YOUR
CLAIMS TO BRAVELY
TAKE ON A ZOMBIE
APOCALYPSE
WHEN MOST OF YOU
CANT STAND UP TO A
SPIDER
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User avatar #17 - TnytsGunaBAGdNyt (05/16/2013) [-]
It's not exactly socially acceptable to take out a spider with an AK-47
User avatar #26 to #17 - blarghagh (05/17/2013) [-]
During a zombie apocalypse all of the social acceptability get's thrown out the window
User avatar #92 to #26 - burningsmurfs (05/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, when we watch zombie movies over here I look over at my gf's sons and think...Man you kids would so get us killed in a zombiepocalypse. I think I'd have to "accidentally" shoot them just to save them turning into zombies and getting me and the old lady killed as well. Then I realize I am thinking way too hard about it.
User avatar #79 to #26 - psykobear (05/17/2013) [-]
But spiders are the least of your concerns in a zombie apocalypse/
User avatar #89 to #79 - blarghagh (05/17/2013) [-]
or are they?
#81 - sparklywiggles (05/17/2013) [-]
But I do stand up to spiders
#1 - twi (05/16/2013) [-]
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but he looks so fuzzy and cuddley
#10 to #1 - justsomeunitedguy (05/16/2013) [-]
i want one
i want one
#2 to #1 - sardukai (05/16/2013) [-]
what the 			****		 man?
what the **** man?
#3 to #2 - logicstrike (05/16/2013) [-]
what do you not like spiders
#4 to #3 - sardukai (05/16/2013) [-]
nobody does
#25 to #4 - gameshredder (05/17/2013) [-]
Wrong, I like spiders.
Wrong, I like spiders.
#9 to #4 - logicstrike (05/16/2013) [-]
what a shame
#27 to #4 - trollins (05/17/2013) [-]
Look at this little jumping spider, isn't it cute?
#71 to #27 - iamcraig (05/17/2013) [-]
Wolf Spiders are ******* adorable
User avatar #52 - jellywolf (05/17/2013) [-]
Well I've always been terrified of the thought that if a zombie apocalypse did happen, I would most likely have to go hide at some point in an abandoned building of some sort that no doubt has plenty of spiders crawling about.
User avatar #13 - peanutbuttahjellah (05/16/2013) [-]
A phobia is an irrational fear of something. Phobias are typically caused from some childhood trauma or something. I have an irrational fear of spiders. I know that none of the species that live here could possibly hurt me but I'm still irrationally fearful of them.

I personally do not find zombies that scary. They are simply walking corpses. I'm not afraid of people. Sure a walking corpse might be a little intimidating but it's not like I have an irrational fear of them. The only fear I'd have is that fear of "holy ******* **** zombies" at which point I'd walk away from them at a semi-slow pace because they're walking corpses which means they would move very slowly if you think about it for half a second... and then you think about it for another half a second and realise that a walking corpse is simply impossible and it's just your room mates being assholes.
User avatar #23 to #13 - kikisu ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
I have an irrational fear of Zombies. If I take the trash out at night I'm terrified that there's a secret zombie apocalypse going on because I don't really watch the news too often. We have speakers outside that hook into a computer in the kitchen (to play music when we barbecue and stuff) and one night my mom and brother looked up panther sounds. I heard the sound of a panther outside my window in the middle of the night (they forgot about the speakers) and came running out sobbing because I thought it was a zombie panther.
User avatar #126 to #23 - peanutbuttahjellah (05/17/2013) [-]
This right here is a wonderful example of a phobia.
#20 - dwarfman (05/16/2013) [-]
I like spiders though. Sure they invade your home but they pay for it with extermination services. They're one of the few nonmotching house guests! Caesar unrelated.
#35 to #20 - Nameloc (05/17/2013) [-]
I don't mind them. Only until they start crawling on me in my bed, and I find baby spiders among the mix, then I freak out.   
Happens a few times every winter/ spring.   
Spiders migrate from the wall besides my bed to the floor, therefore they all end up going across my bed.   
   
Then there's this crafty lil 			******		 up on my ceiling fan that keeps antagonizing me by hanging infront of my face whenever I get near.
I don't mind them. Only until they start crawling on me in my bed, and I find baby spiders among the mix, then I freak out.
Happens a few times every winter/ spring.
Spiders migrate from the wall besides my bed to the floor, therefore they all end up going across my bed.

Then there's this crafty lil ****** up on my ceiling fan that keeps antagonizing me by hanging infront of my face whenever I get near.
#36 to #35 - dwarfman (05/17/2013) [-]
You shall be crucified for defying the judgement of Caesar.
#39 to #36 - Nameloc (05/17/2013) [-]
Then you clearly haven't seen what I can do with just a revolver.
#37 to #20 - bdawg (05/17/2013) [-]
Although I prefer Mr. House more. My second favorite ending has to be legion ending.
Although I prefer Mr. House more. My second favorite ending has to be legion ending.
#51 to #37 - dwarfman (05/17/2013) [-]
NCR for life!
#31 - iamphoenix (05/17/2013) [-]
Zombies are not made of pure evil terror, OP.

How many ******* zombies do you ******* see that ******* look like this ************ ?

******* none
User avatar #59 to #31 - tentaquil (05/17/2013) [-]
Dead Frontier comes to mind
#41 to #31 - John Cena (05/17/2013) [-]
HL zombies have spider heads.
On a side note...
λ is called a lambda.
It is 6 letters long.
In addition to being the 11th letter of the greek alphabet, it means "half life".
Half of 6 is 3.
HL3 confirmed.
#42 to #41 - iamphoenix (05/17/2013) [-]
Those are parasitic crustaceans, not arachnids.
#112 - Ihazfunkitty (05/17/2013) [-]
spiders are small and stealthy, the minute you turn around and grab an object to throw at them they warp to the next dimension to dick around in.   
zombies on the other hand are hard to miss
spiders are small and stealthy, the minute you turn around and grab an object to throw at them they warp to the next dimension to dick around in.
zombies on the other hand are hard to miss
#107 - icameheretotroll (05/17/2013) [-]
I'd rather be against billions of zombies instead of billions of spiders
#95 - John Cena (05/17/2013) [-]
what if there's spider zombies?
#122 to #95 - takesomemorewater (05/17/2013) [-]
....like this?
User avatar #53 - themamzingbs (05/17/2013) [-]
Well spiders are scary as **** , and zombies would just be like IRL cod, except you dont get shot at.

One is a whole boatload of nope with 8 legs. The other is giving you the ability to shoot down a real threat, and a game of survival. We dont see one as real, and have made it fun, and would treat it like so in the real event. Creepy ******* crawling posionous deadly little ***** , or mowing down a ******* horde of dead people with a big ******* gun. Fear v. fun.
User avatar #33 - thisniggajeremy (05/17/2013) [-]
Well its not socially acceptable to shoot a spider with a .50 cal machine gun..
#54 to #33 - John Cena (05/17/2013) [-]
if you use a 50 cal machine gun, you would dislocate your shoulder unless if it is mounted on something. Also the sound would attract more zombies. If there is a zombie apocalypse, you would want to stay in a secure building with enough supplies and try to avoid zombies. Also if you have actually used a firearm, then you would know you would run out of ammo eventually, also you can't pull a gun out of your ass like in call of duty
User avatar #80 to #54 - thisniggajeremy (05/17/2013) [-]
My family owns plenty of firearms and I wasn't being literal. And I've shot a .50 cal before and my family owns a .50 cal sniper and it seems my shoulder is in fine working order.
User avatar #18 - daboomee (05/16/2013) [-]
what about ZOMBIE SPIDERS!?
User avatar #14 - yunablade (05/16/2013) [-]
I dislike spiders.

A giant spider would be for me 10 times worst than facing any zombie.

That does not mean I'm going to freeze and let that spider **** me in the ass.

That means I'm going to go bersek and turn the ****** to chunky salsa with a lawn mowner before it even gets a chance.
#16 to #14 - anonilator (05/16/2013) [-]
Ultimate Zombie videogame boss = Huge as **** zombie spider
User avatar #104 - swodah (05/17/2013) [-]
It's more fun killing people than killing spiders anyway.
#99 - patchesdacrazy (05/17/2013) [-]
Im not gonna waste bullets on a spider. The landlord would be pissed.
#101 to #99 - patchesdacrazy (05/17/2013) [-]
"THE **** ARE YOU DOING? IS THAT A RIFLE?! WHAT ARE YOU SHOOTING AT?!"

"Spiders ma'am. It startled me."
#78 - jedisquirrel (05/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #96 to #78 - aussieftw (05/17/2013) [-]
Every zombie movie ever has chosen the "Wrong" options.
#68 - Darianvincent (05/17/2013) [-]
How about the best of both worlds? (Good night.)
#97 to #68 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/17/2013) [-]
wasnt planning on sleeping anyways
#62 - nocta (05/17/2013) [-]
actually i kill spiders with my hands, but since there are a lot of flies this time of the year on my region, i keep them and use them to kill the flies, i like the sound they make when they are eating them

TL;DR: spiders are cool
#60 - malacyman (05/17/2013) [-]
**malacyman rolled a random image posted in comment #630091 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** MFW people have all these plans to get machine guns and a metric **** ton of ammo. But they probably no no idea where to get the guns and ammo. how to operate them. how to fix them when they jam. and also how many other people have the same idea. It won't work
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