bunch of pussies. I think I pass since I'm not arachnophobic. I LAUGH AT YOUR CLAIMS TO BRAVELY TAKE ON A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WHEN MOST OF YOU CANT STAND UP TO A

bunch of pussies

I think I pass since I'm not arachnophobic

I LAUGH AT YOUR
CLAIMS TO BRAVELY
TAKE ON A ZOMBIE
APOCALYPSE
WHEN MOST OF YOU
CANT STAND UP TO A
SPIDER
cram
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User avatar #17 - TnytsGunaBAGdNyt (05/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It's not exactly socially acceptable to take out a spider with an AK-47
#20 - dwarfman (05/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I like spiders though. Sure they invade your home but they pay for it with extermination services. They're one of the few nonmotching house guests! Caesar unrelated.
#81 - sparklywiggles (05/17/2013) [-]
But I do stand up to spiders
User avatar #52 - jellywolf ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
Well I've always been terrified of the thought that if a zombie apocalypse did happen, I would most likely have to go hide at some point in an abandoned building of some sort that no doubt has plenty of spiders crawling about.
User avatar #13 - peanutbuttahjellah (05/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A phobia is an irrational fear of something. Phobias are typically caused from some childhood trauma or something. I have an irrational fear of spiders. I know that none of the species that live here could possibly hurt me but I'm still irrationally fearful of them.

I personally do not find zombies that scary. They are simply walking corpses. I'm not afraid of people. Sure a walking corpse might be a little intimidating but it's not like I have an irrational fear of them. The only fear I'd have is that fear of "holy ******* **** zombies" at which point I'd walk away from them at a semi-slow pace because they're walking corpses which means they would move very slowly if you think about it for half a second... and then you think about it for another half a second and realise that a walking corpse is simply impossible and it's just your room mates being assholes.
#112 - Ihazfunkitty (05/17/2013) [-]
spiders are small and stealthy, the minute you turn around and grab an object to throw at them they warp to the next dimension to dick around in.   
zombies on the other hand are hard to miss
spiders are small and stealthy, the minute you turn around and grab an object to throw at them they warp to the next dimension to dick around in.
zombies on the other hand are hard to miss
#107 - icameheretotroll (05/17/2013) [-]
I'd rather be against billions of zombies instead of billions of spiders
#95 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
what if there's spider zombies?
User avatar #53 - themamzingbs (05/17/2013) [-]
Well spiders are scary as **** , and zombies would just be like IRL cod, except you dont get shot at.

One is a whole boatload of nope with 8 legs. The other is giving you the ability to shoot down a real threat, and a game of survival. We dont see one as real, and have made it fun, and would treat it like so in the real event. Creepy ******* crawling posionous deadly little ***** , or mowing down a ******* horde of dead people with a big ******* gun. Fear v. fun.
User avatar #33 - thisniggajeremy (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well its not socially acceptable to shoot a spider with a .50 cal machine gun..
User avatar #18 - daboomee (05/16/2013) [-]
what about ZOMBIE SPIDERS!?
User avatar #14 - yunablade (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I dislike spiders.

A giant spider would be for me 10 times worst than facing any zombie.

That does not mean I'm going to freeze and let that spider **** me in the ass.

That means I'm going to go bersek and turn the ****** to chunky salsa with a lawn mowner before it even gets a chance.
#1 - twi (05/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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but he looks so fuzzy and cuddley
#2 to #1 - sardukai (05/16/2013) [-]
what the 						****					 man?
what the **** man?
#99 - patchesdacrazy (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Im not gonna waste bullets on a spider. The landlord would be pissed.
User avatar #94 - zomaru (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
A spider can climb up your wall and hide in the night like the goddamn batman.

4 in 5 zombies can't climb a ladder.
User avatar #105 to #94 - zorororonoa (05/17/2013) [-]
Or at least, that is how movies and games portray it. What if Zombies are actually very fast, very athletic, and very strong? All I'm saying is that we will never know what a zombie is capable of until a real one actually exists.
#78 - jedisquirrel (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#68 - Darianvincent ONLINE (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How about the best of both worlds? (Good night.)
#62 - nocta ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
actually i kill spiders with my hands, but since there are a lot of flies this time of the year on my region, i keep them and use them to kill the flies, i like the sound they make when they are eating them

TL;DR: spiders are cool
#60 - malacyman (05/17/2013) [-]
**malacyman rolled a random image posted in comment #630091 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** MFW people have all these plans to get machine guns and a metric **** ton of ammo. But they probably no no idea where to get the guns and ammo. how to operate them. how to fix them when they jam. and also how many other people have the same idea. It won't work
User avatar #19 - techketzer (05/16/2013) [-]
A fear of spiders does not translate into an inability to bash skulls.
Let me demonstrate.
I'll need a volunteer.
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