breasts. theyre awesome.. aww yeah
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#2 - vlauer (11/25/2013) [-]
aww yeah
aww yeah
User avatar #66 to #2 - kneehumper (11/26/2013) [-]
What episode is this from?
User avatar #70 to #66 - midgety (11/26/2013) [-]
TOMB RAIDER ANNIVERSARY (Zero Punctuation)

Tomb Raider Anniversary
#4 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
Johnny got all the moves

anyway how is your sex life?
User avatar #17 to #4 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
My sex life is more barren and dry than the Saharan desert
#18 to #17 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
like me, and your name remind me of this guy

User avatar #43 to #18 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
So am I ever gonna get that bitch's name?
User avatar #44 to #43 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
i don`t want nobody talking to her and i said is vanessa and i don`t want to tell her her fj name i hate her and i wish she be banished into my blocked friend list

so please stop asking,or i use my super comeback at you

trust me you don`t want i use it, is an awesome comeback
User avatar #45 to #44 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Hit me with it
#47 to #45 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]

Your mother was a hamster
and your father smelled of elderberries.
User avatar #48 to #47 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Are you implying that my father was a drunk and my mother was a slut?Because both of those are true
User avatar #49 to #48 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
Do you honeslty have never watched mounty phyton and the holy grail? it is an amazing funny movie! French Taunting - Monty Python and the Holy Grail just look at this scene and tell me that is not awesome
User avatar #50 to #49 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
What the guy was basically saying was that his mother slept around and had a lot of babies like a hamster and elderberries were commonly used to make alchohol
User avatar #51 to #50 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
thank you for clearing it it all make sense,i still don`t get about the cocunut things how can bird carry some cocunut

comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tue#

have u seen this spooky comic? is so scary

User avatar #52 to #51 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I've seen it.Also I have not watched monty python.I seriously need to get around to doing that.
#55 to #52 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
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their u go watch it and worship it and togheir we will rule the galaxy as father and son

iam super sand lesbian
User avatar #19 to #18 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
How does it remind you of him?
User avatar #21 to #19 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
well your profile pic letter format is same as the game blood, and in that game the main character name is caleb and he is like crazy, u heard of the game blood?
User avatar #22 to #21 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
No,but now I am fascinated.I demand you send me a link to its website or something.
User avatar #23 to #22 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
I know this may sound crazy, but you are not vanessa right? because the odd of sombody having that old game name,,,is prety rare and my ex nut job of gf used to know that i used to love blood, and she presented me this site, just worried about it

as for the site just search blood game on google i used to play first and second, the first one is darker ,u could watch also lets play on youtube of blood

i swear to god if u are her i will tell all ure dark secret on here and u know what else i do with it!
#26 to #23 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Yes,I am vanessa.I also have a penis. No 			*****		 I'm not 			*******		 vanessa.You mad cray to think I would be some chick with a vagina and titties.I do have man titties though.They're fun to squeeze.Sometimes I like to draw a face on my chest then make my nipples be the 
			
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		that weird?I don't think it's weird but people have told me that's weird.Now I have an erection.That is all
Yes,I am vanessa.I also have a penis. No ***** I'm not ******* vanessa.You mad cray to think I would be some chick with a vagina and titties.I do have man titties though.They're fun to squeeze.Sometimes I like to draw a face on my chest then make my nipples be the You need to login to view this link that weird?I don't think it's weird but people have told me that's weird.Now I have an erection.That is all
User avatar #27 to #26 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
you know what is the scary part in all this? she sould say that,and she would exaclty act like that jesus christ, okay i know what was ure hunter name in world of warcraft in alliance side on arathor server, and who was that guy i hate so much and that anoy me so much on wow

iam creeped out that u act and talk like her but could u answer the questions iam wondering if u are really her or just kidding
#28 to #27 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
No I am not actually her.It was fun freaking you the **** out though
#29 to #28 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
i rather be trolled then meeting her again, you won`t belive how crazy she is and how manipulative, i guess i should say sorry for acting paranoid,is just i had bad experience and is freaky knowing she is on fj, but i did block her, yet she might do another account

and i just remeberd she hated the name caleb, so i acted like a silly willy will u ever forgive me

this picture is how i feel right now


User avatar #30 to #29 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
She sounds like a bitch.Give me her account name.NOW.I got some work to do
#31 to #30 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
A bitch is a very weak word describing her, the demons of hell combined is her, and trust me, you don`t want to talk with her, and iam doing u a favor by not giving it and do not insist for my answer will be Nii

and is not ure job to put her back to her place,the world will do that
User avatar #32 to #31 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
***** I'm bored and I just found out a bitch hates the name that I take pride in.GIMMEH THE NAME
#33 to #32 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
Nii!

she not worth your time

and stop calling me a ***** is offensif to obama
#34 to #33 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Don't make me tickle you.And don't worry about my time.I have PLENTY to spare
Don't make me tickle you.And don't worry about my time.I have PLENTY to spare
#35 to #34 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
You Are Tearing Me Apart Lisa!

tickle my anus and call me samantha
User avatar #36 to #35 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
How about I tickle your anus and call you vanessa
#39 to #36 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
no u bend over i stick my duck dick in you (look duck dick on google image)
User avatar #40 to #39 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
No dolan.I don't want your corkscrew dick in my butt.
User avatar #42 to #40 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
too late i aready raped you my dick went up ure anus and reached to ure mouth u are dead now impaled by my dick
User avatar #5 to #4 - lordbyronxiv (11/26/2013) [-]
The Room?
Oh god lololol
#6 to #5 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
Admit he is the world ``greatest`` ``actor``
User avatar #7 to #6 - lordbyronxiv (11/26/2013) [-]
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH, I have yet to see a better performance as a writer, actor aaaand director of a film
User avatar #9 to #7 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
Tommy wiseuau is the genious of movie making filming and best actor
User avatar #10 to #9 - lordbyronxiv (11/26/2013) [-]
TW for president 2016!!!
User avatar #11 to #10 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
they will be a law were everyone will be forced to play football while wearing their tuxedo
#56 to #4 - wanicochil (11/26/2013) [-]
I really want to make love to this comment
I really want to make love to this comment
#57 to #56 - alphagex (11/26/2013) [-]
Don`t Touch Me 			************		 You Just Chicken
Don`t Touch Me ************ You Just Chicken
User avatar #12 - acidreign (11/26/2013) [-]
Man life would be so much better if boobs really made a 'honk' sound when you squeezed them
User avatar #54 to #12 - AresX (11/26/2013) [-]
Sadly they just feel like bags of sand
#61 to #54 - alldaypk (11/26/2013) [-]
only your mum's boobs
User avatar #62 to #61 - AresX (11/26/2013) [-]
All the boobies.
User avatar #67 to #12 - Znoflats (11/26/2013) [-]
We can only hope that evolution does its part
#20 to #12 - walmartysnextghost (11/26/2013) [-]
I still say squeaky toy breast implants is a billion dollar industry yet to be tapped
User avatar #53 to #20 - rhiaanor ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
" ******* DOG, NOT AGAIN!"

I see no problems with that idea
User avatar #13 to #12 - spceinvdr (11/26/2013) [-]
think about all them times you would've been caught if boobs honked.
User avatar #15 to #13 - brucekillah (11/26/2013) [-]
excellent point, I was inclined to agree with acidreign at first
User avatar #24 to #15 - majormoron (11/26/2013) [-]
How does a sons make any difference? Maybe im just a really virginy virgin, but wouldn't she feel it anyway?
User avatar #37 to #24 - Zeigh (11/26/2013) [-]
In case they **** in a broom closet or something.
The honking would be a dead give away.
User avatar #38 to #37 - majormoron (11/26/2013) [-]
Ah, right.

******* , not something I know much about, but still, I should've thought of that.
User avatar #74 to #38 - spceinvdr (11/26/2013) [-]
or like when youre feeling her up during the family movie or whatever. You would be caught. Or when you're "studying"
#58 - bubbzieee (11/26/2013) [-]
while this is funny it's actually very accurate, at least as far as i go. the boob honk is one of the biggest "i care about you" gestures a man can make, so ladies please don't be offended
User avatar #41 - kuchikirukia (11/26/2013) [-]
Read it like a manga.
Trust me.
#1 - redstag (11/25/2013) [-]
**redstag rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Twilight Sceptre ** funny cause true
**redstag rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Twilight Sceptre ** funny cause true
#68 - auesis (11/26/2013) [-]
I wish my SO's boobs would go 'honk'.   
   
WTB air horn implants
I wish my SO's boobs would go 'honk'.

WTB air horn implants
User avatar #8 - ninegagxd (11/26/2013) [-]
He's so superficial she should dump his ass
#25 to #8 - Rascal (11/26/2013) [-]
Agreed!
User avatar #73 - achphoenix (11/26/2013) [-]
all hail the lord of pokerface
#72 - nicebeaver (11/26/2013) [-]
I can't stop to stare at this face...
#69 - tamnguyen (11/26/2013) [-]
his next move
#46 - kaycie (11/26/2013) [-]
Stephen merchant
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