Won the fucking lottery.... .. I can only imagine a really pissed off worker at the MiniWheats factory He's pissed off for some reason or another, perhaps his girlfriend cheated or he got fir
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Won the fucking lottery...

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Submitted: 01/19/2013
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User avatar #14 - captainfuckitall (01/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I can only imagine a really pissed off worker at the MiniWheats factory

He's pissed off for some reason or another, perhaps his girlfriend cheated or he got fired, and he feels like venting his rage in the product

He *********** and cums all over the wheats, making a bunch stick together, knowing some poor bastard will look at it, think it's forsting, believe he hit the jack-pot, and shove it in his mouth and get the biggest surprise of his life

That's why I eat Shreddies
#24 - derangedberger ONLINE (01/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
***** please
#25 to #24 - someponynew ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
* ***** Cheeze...
#1 - twittykitty (01/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Did u bet $5 WTF *********** $$$
User avatar #5 to #1 - burnswhenipee (01/19/2013) [-]
Dude...whut?
User avatar #38 - PRotofuzz (01/20/2013) [-]
You know, I've seen some porn. And I mean a lot of porn.

But never have I been so jealous of another individual across the internet.
#9 - srapture (01/19/2013) [-]
And then I jizzed in the shredded wheat, and I **** you not, this guy was ******* happy about it!
User avatar #13 - ningyoaijin (01/19/2013) [-]
I don't know what those are, but it looks like somebody spaffed all over a bowl of shredded wheat.
User avatar #7 - deusinsanus (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Those look like cum stained miniture haybales, but I'm guessing they're some kind of corn flakes?
User avatar #34 - sweetcatz (01/19/2013) [-]
That happened to me but it was only four and i tried to eat the whole thing and I choked.
Nb4 cool story bro.
#11 - andreashella (01/19/2013) [-]
**andreashella rolled a random image posted in comment #2901992 at MLP Friendly Board ** i don't even know what the **** that is
#36 - forkutensil (01/20/2013) [-]
I just eat the cream part, then leave the rest.
#35 - kanatana (01/20/2013) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #2684340 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** Are you a wizard?
#2 - lemleet (01/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
oh i ******* love kelloggs toppas. they are ******* damn expensive though
#4 - cbuech (01/19/2013) [-]
How has nobody made a similar comment yet?
User avatar #3 - lokiwins (01/19/2013) [-]
The diabetes lottery
 
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