Last time I went to the dentist, the bitch broke half of a tooth off and tried removing a nerve, but only managed to rip it to tiny peaces that hurt for 4 months. All of this without any form of anestesia. She then told me that if I brushed my teeth 3 times a day they wouldn't be bleeding so much. She pissed me off so much that I haven't brushed my teeth or gone to a dentist in 5 years.

And no, my teeth aren't roting out of my skull or piss-colored. You'd be surprised what bubblegum can do.