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#2 - felixjarl (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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Because she likes yoga?
#1 - tylorz (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - semilunarknight ONLINE (02/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Then the Dad buys you a bulletproof vest and mouths 'you know why'
#3 - jonnyfunk (02/15/2013) [-]
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#12 - theholyblade (02/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Because this.
#10 - trucciolo (02/15/2013) [-]
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#14 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (02/15/2013) [-]
His reply
#9 - chaosascendingx ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
douchebags face when
douchebags face when
#6 - glenbluez (02/15/2013) [-]
douchebags fw
douchebags fw
#7 - KrazyRaveStar (02/15/2013) [-]
dad's face
User avatar #4 - multimedia (02/15/2013) [-]
That is beyond evil.
#42 - sirbrentcoe (02/15/2013) [-]
**sirbrentcoe rolled a random image posted in comment #397377 at Friendly ** you must have a death wish, man.
User avatar #38 - onebadbassoonist (02/15/2013) [-]
Hit the nail on the head of that one...
#35 - greatcornholio (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #34 - oottovann (02/15/2013) [-]
My dad has a criminal record of Assault because of my sister's douche boyfriends

So, y'know... Keep that in mind?
#33 - frienderman (02/15/2013) [-]
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#30 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MI NDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read m inds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#15 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MI NDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read m inds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
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