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#75 - kridane
Reply +89
(02/25/2013) [-]
If everyone's penis is small,
then doesn't that make them all average?
#138 to #75 - residentblackman
Reply -2
(02/25/2013) [-]
For the longest time I thought my penis was small, I eventually worked up the courage to start showering naked after football practice. That's when I found out that I'm actually pretty big. My point here, "small" varies from person to person.
#80 to #75 - anon
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(02/25/2013) [-]
well the average size for a sandcorn may be average but it's still small, you aren't getting yourself out of this one...

I am though
#86 to #80 - reican
Reply +6
(02/25/2013) [-]
because your penis is even smaller?
#178 to #75 - anon
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(02/25/2013) [-]
6" is average right? im 6"

when i was 12, a friend saw it during a dare(it was just....the two of us. we were bored while ditching school. i had to stand in the window naked.)

well he saw it flacid(1.5".....) and he said it was tiny. i felt insecure for years.
didnt help he was 6" fully flacid(he had no problem doing those dares when there was 4-5 of us.)
#180 to #75 - GhettoShamu
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(02/25/2013) [-]
nig its relative
#1 - maxillius
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(02/24/2013) [-]
#15 to #1 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
Reply -2
(02/24/2013) [-]
In that case... I'd rather be a fag.
#54 to #15 - gayboard
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Aha! ^w^
YOU'RE cute.
#55 to #54 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
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(02/25/2013) [-]
I'm nawt. :3
wai?
#56 to #55 - gayboard
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Yes you are. ^.=.^
Your personality is cute. :P
#57 to #56 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
Reply -1
(02/25/2013) [-]
o my gosh~ but you're cuter

People will think we're really really gay. :3
#58 to #57 - gayboard
Reply -1
(02/25/2013) [-]
I would disagree, I believe you're the cute one in this conversation.
I don't see this as a problem as long as you don't see it as one. :p
#61 to #58 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Oh you flatterer. ://3
Yeah people will think we're really gay, but It's the truth, isn't it? x3
#62 to #61 - gayboard
Reply -1
(02/25/2013) [-]
You deserve the flattery. :3
Aye, it is. X3
#63 to #62 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
Reply -1
(02/25/2013) [-]
Well you're just too darn nice. :D
O, I have this version. x3
#65 to #63 - gayboard
Reply -1
(02/25/2013) [-]
I'm nice to those who are nice to me. ^.=.^
I wish someone would edit into a gif of him sliding down it. :3
#66 to #65 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
Reply -1
(02/25/2013) [-]
I would, but I'm really bad at making gifs. x3
I only do/did pictures, like this one
#67 to #66 - gayboard
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(02/25/2013) [-]
That's fine by me. :3   
That's really cute. ^.^
That's fine by me. :3
That's really cute. ^.^
#68 to #67 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
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(02/25/2013) [-]
as are you. ^w^

But I really should go to sleep now. No doubt we'll talk another time.
Good night. ^3^
#69 to #68 - gayboard
Reply -1
(02/25/2013) [-]
Ooh, you sly fox. :p

Alright then. I agree, I see us meeting again in the future.
Sweet dreams. :3
#16 to #15 - anon
Reply 0
(02/24/2013) [-]
I Don't think you're gonna need a prius for that.
#17 to #16 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/24/2013) [-]
Nope, I do not. Good observation, anon.
#18 to #15 - gayboard
Reply -1
(02/24/2013) [-]
Seems a little late for that, handsome.
Seems a little late for that, handsome.
#19 to #18 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Hypothetically speaking, dear.
Hypothetically speaking, dear.
#21 to #19 - gayboard
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Well that's a shame.
#25 to #21 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
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(02/24/2013) [-]
How is it a shame?
I'm still fabulous
#28 to #25 - gayboard
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, but you're not FAGulous.

Oh gods that was terrible.
#29 to #28 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
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(02/24/2013) [-]
I'm half fagulous though. :3

I believe a spanking is in order, bend over.
#30 to #29 - gayboard
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Be gentle.~
#31 to #30 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Ooh my...   
*smack* so firm~
Ooh my...
*smack* so firm~
#33 to #31 - gayboard
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Mmh.
*Blush.* I take it you like it?
#92 to #33 - mvtjets
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#93 to #92 - gayboard
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Don't act like you don't love it.
#97 to #93 - mvtjets
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#98 to #97 - gayboard
Reply -2
(02/25/2013) [-]
Well I'm not going to force you to like it. G'day sir.
#35 to #33 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
Reply -2
(02/24/2013) [-]
You might desire to refrain from posting homosexual anthro, dear squire. Lest you also desire to cause an excrement-clasm.
love the censoring though <3
#38 to #35 - gayboard
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Oh, is that so, my lord?
Ty. ♥ ^^
#41 to #38 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
Reply -2
(02/24/2013) [-]
Pretty much. ^w^
#60 to #1 - flnonymousfour **User deleted account**
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#77 to #60 - lazaman
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(02/25/2013) [-]
I do not condone your reckless faggotory.
#64 to #60 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Seriously, who gives a flying ****?
#90 to #64 - anon
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(02/25/2013) [-]
... in retrospect the previous comment was a bit harsh... I'm... *gulp*... sorry... but you're still wierd...
#89 to #64 - anon
Reply 0
(02/25/2013) [-]
anyone who doesn't care to see two sexually confused teenage zoophiles flirting on the internet and sharing poorly censored fetish porn. get help you sick cunt.
*spits*
#78 to #64 - lazaman
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(02/25/2013) [-]
Nor do I condone your faggatory.

Come one man, why didn't you do that on one of your profiles, or something like that...
You just HAD to have that conversation in a comment section?

I am disappoint.
#182 to #78 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/25/2013) [-]
What hypocrisy. Straight pornographic material gets posted on ******** places all the time, yet THAT is acceptable.
And I never ordered you to read this thread, that was your own choice.

Nice usage of English too, buddy.
#183 to #182 - lazaman
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Im gay, so I don't thumb straight porn either.
I don't condone any **** imagery in anywhere BUT the **** sections.

And excuse the poor grammar, I was lazy and didn't feel like spell checking.
#34 to #1 - beyondnonsense
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(02/24/2013) [-]
#6 to #1 - aconfuseddonut [OP]
Reply +54
(02/24/2013) [-]
I agree, however you've misused that meme.
#27 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account**
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#46 to #27 - PartyPanda
Reply 0
(02/24/2013) [-]
Fifth tentacle...
#39 to #27 - thepalmtoptiger
Reply +1
(02/24/2013) [-]
And remember, no one wants to be a Squidward.
#140 to #27 - robodarkvision
Reply +1
(02/25/2013) [-]
> squidward has no penis
#32 to #27 - sirbrentcoe
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(02/24/2013) [-]
hey! first time i've seen someone else use one of my gifs! here's the other one I made!
hey! first time i've seen someone else use one of my gifs! here's the other one I made!
#74 to #27 - SybariteUbiquitous
Reply +4
(02/25/2013) [-]
Who needs a penis when you have tentacles?
#141 - kairus
Reply +18
(02/25/2013) [-]
if everyone there has small penises, is there a need to overcompensate?
#142 to #141 - HardyUndertook
Reply +1
(02/25/2013) [-]
mind = blown
#163 to #141 - ShaunG
Reply +1
(02/25/2013) [-]
Welcome to Earth.
#148 - bslsk
Reply 0
(02/25/2013) [-]

Why...


Why would you **** up a car like that by lifting it?
#149 to #148 - aconfuseddonut [OP]
Reply +12
(02/25/2013) [-]
Because they even lift.
#7 - anon
Reply 0
(02/24/2013) [-]
AWWW If you got a Ford F150-350 U have a small penis....:/

I guess that explains why those drivers always gotta pass me for driving too slow by raging their engine. Small penis detected = Dog's gotta bark cuz it ain't go no bite.
#11 to #7 - Kingsteveooo
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(02/24/2013) [-]
I love my trucks, my dream truck is a F250 with a lift.

Not due to a small penis, just because I think it looks badass.

and isn't getting something that you you think looks good, the opposite of overcompensating for a small penis??
#40 to #11 - anon
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Right there with ya bud. I posted in a comment above and got slammed, but I have my dream truck because it looks badass, and I NEED a truck like that. Some people dont NEED a big lifted truck, but they want them because they look badass, and I am fully supportive of people like that. I would get the crew IMO. I have a 2008 Dodge Ram 2500 crew with 8 foot bed, 6.7l turbodiesel with an 8" lift, I freaking love that thing. Do what you want and **** the haters
#13 to #11 - colegaleener ONLINE
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(02/24/2013) [-]
Oh yeah man. Single, extend, or crew? I'd go single, maybe extended, with black 20's on 44 mudders.
#24 to #13 - Kingsteveooo
Reply 0
(02/24/2013) [-]
Tbh, I'd want a crew so I can throw a set of subs in the back. 2004 I think looks the best. 44'' Super Swampers with a 2'' body lift on top of the 8'' suspension.
My last truck was a 1996 Ranger with 31'' A/Ts and a 4'' susp lift by Skyjack
#26 to #24 - colegaleener ONLINE
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(02/24/2013) [-]
My truck is a '10 Fx4, no special lift or 44's but it get the job done. It goes through snow like a dream. Bought it brand new and I don't think I'll ever get another truck until this one can't go any more. It has 37,000 miles already, but that's okay.

That's it right there too. Man, I need to clean my back yard.
#95 to #7 - shatbrickz
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(02/25/2013) [-]
I use a F250 diesel for towing, hauling and offroading. People actually use these vehicles for work.
#10 to #7 - colegaleener ONLINE
Reply +11
(02/24/2013) [-]
I have an F-150 for the cargo space and towing. Shut the **** up anon, because some people actually use their trucks.
#48 - theonetruegilda
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(02/24/2013) [-]
so if you have a hobby such as offroading and enjoy it, you automatically have a small dick?
humm...
#91 to #48 - whatugawkinat
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(02/25/2013) [-]
There's still no need for insane lift kits, massive tires and a "pickup" so tall you can't even reach the bed. Things like this are useless for off roading and driving in general and only serve as a way to say "hey, look at my POS and not my tiny dick"
#157 to #91 - theonetruegilda
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(02/25/2013) [-]
There is also no need to have lights on a computer or the latest fashion. People spend money on things that they enjoy having, so what if someone enjoys a huge truck?
#85 - cactusphalus
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(02/25/2013) [-]
I don't get it... my dick is tiny but I don't feel like driving a huge truck
#116 - jesusmcbatmanjones
Reply +6
(02/25/2013) [-]
WHERE WE'RE GOING WE DON'T NEED PENISES
#120 to #116 - funkyrednipples
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(02/25/2013) [-]
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#126 to #116 - zarkaron
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(02/25/2013) [-]
#160 - anon
Reply 0
(02/25/2013) [-]
Male logic: Everybody who has more of anything than me obviously has a small penis.
#164 to #160 - makedonski
Reply +1
(02/25/2013) [-]
Now, what if they have more penis than you?
#165 to #160 - JoshBauer
Reply +5
(02/25/2013) [-]
So if they have a bigger dick than me then they have a smaller dick than me?
#168 to #165 - secretdestroyers ONLINE
Reply +2
(02/25/2013) [-]
I....um...but.....damn.