Welcome to the future. .. If everyone's penis is small, then doesn't that make them all average?
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#75 - kridane (02/25/2013) [-]
If everyone's penis is small,
then doesn't that make them all average?
User avatar #138 to #75 - residentblackman (02/25/2013) [-]
For the longest time I thought my penis was small, I eventually worked up the courage to start showering naked after football practice. That's when I found out that I'm actually pretty big. My point here, "small" varies from person to person.
#178 to #75 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
6" is average right? im 6"

when i was 12, a friend saw it during a dare(it was just....the two of us. we were bored while ditching school. i had to stand in the window naked.)

well he saw it flacid(1.5".....) and he said it was tiny. i felt insecure for years.
didnt help he was 6" fully flacid(he had no problem doing those dares when there was 4-5 of us.)
User avatar #180 to #75 - GhettoShamu (02/25/2013) [-]
nig its relative
#80 to #75 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
well the average size for a sandcorn may be average but it's still small, you aren't getting yourself out of this one...

I am though
User avatar #86 to #80 - reican (02/25/2013) [-]
because your penis is even smaller?
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User avatar #46 to #27 - PartyPanda (02/24/2013) [-]
Fifth tentacle...
User avatar #39 to #27 - thepalmtoptiger (02/24/2013) [-]
And remember, no one wants to be a Squidward.
#140 to #27 - robodarkvision (02/25/2013) [-]
> squidward has no penis
#32 to #27 - sirbrentcoe (02/24/2013) [-]
hey! first time i've seen someone else use one of my gifs! here's the other one I made!
hey! first time i've seen someone else use one of my gifs! here's the other one I made!
#74 to #27 - SybariteUbiquitous (02/25/2013) [-]
Who needs a penis when you have tentacles?
User avatar #141 - kairus (02/25/2013) [-]
if everyone there has small penises, is there a need to overcompensate?
User avatar #142 to #141 - HardyUndertook ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
mind = blown
User avatar #163 to #141 - ShaunG (02/25/2013) [-]
Welcome to Earth.
#160 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
Male logic: Everybody who has more of anything than me obviously has a small penis.
User avatar #164 to #160 - makedonski (02/25/2013) [-]
Now, what if they have more penis than you?
User avatar #165 to #160 - JoshBauer (02/25/2013) [-]
So if they have a bigger dick than me then they have a smaller dick than me?
#168 to #165 - secretdestroyers (02/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 - cactusphalus (02/25/2013) [-]
I don't get it... my dick is tiny but I don't feel like driving a huge truck
#79 - anon (02/25/2013) [-]
Oh this **** again lol. I let people say what they want, I could care less. I have a big lifted truck, but live in the city. Yeah I probably dont need it, but it is nice to know you have a vehicle that can get you through anything (live in Ohio, so snow is sometimes bad). I have always wanted a lifted truck because I love the way they look, and I can have what I want "murica" lol. Also, I haul odd things sometimes for family so having a big 8ft bed is really nice. Basically for me it is not a NEED, but I love the fact that I have a vehicle I can go anywhere in, haul anything in, and for being a big truck it still gets 19 MPG, so I cant complain.
User avatar #161 to #79 - meganinja (02/25/2013) [-]
19 MPG isn't bad for a truck. My CAR gets 21.
User avatar #116 - jesusmcbatmanjones (02/25/2013) [-]
#117 - lordcommandersnow (02/25/2013) [-]
Doc Browns face when Marty asks questions
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User avatar #113 - Jewssassin (02/25/2013) [-]
Have you guys ever driven a large truck? Its honestly alot of fun.
#118 to #113 - cuntdestroyerrrr (02/25/2013) [-]
It is. I love big trucks. Its just jealousy from fj's fag community
User avatar #48 - theonetruegilda (02/24/2013) [-]
so if you have a hobby such as offroading and enjoy it, you automatically have a small dick?
User avatar #91 to #48 - whatugawkinat (02/25/2013) [-]
There's still no need for insane lift kits, massive tires and a "pickup" so tall you can't even reach the bed. Things like this are useless for off roading and driving in general and only serve as a way to say "hey, look at my POS and not my tiny dick"
User avatar #157 to #91 - theonetruegilda (02/25/2013) [-]
There is also no need to have lights on a computer or the latest fashion. People spend money on things that they enjoy having, so what if someone enjoys a huge truck?
User avatar #73 - androanomaly (02/25/2013) [-]
#169 - beehummingbird (02/25/2013) [-]
**beehummingbird rolled a random image posted in comment #3098521 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

mfw small penis
User avatar #155 - TodayIAmMe (02/25/2013) [-]
you mean, when we're going
User avatar #111 - marinepenguin (02/25/2013) [-]
I live in the rural midwest, and not having a giant truck with a big diesel engine in it is rare.
User avatar #143 to #131 - marinepenguin (02/25/2013) [-]
Off road is pretty much all there is around here.
#109 - trickytrickster (02/25/2013) [-]
What if in the future the average dick was much smaller, and the ladies would see our dicks and think they were monster cocks.
User avatar #110 to #109 - urfunnyman (02/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #114 to #109 - DrBobsPatient (02/25/2013) [-]
keep hoping
#108 - atdiaztwoone (02/25/2013) [-]
....I think this looks badass and would love to drive it
#100 - ringobyjingo (02/25/2013) [-]
it's not the size that matters... it's how you use it
User avatar #150 to #100 - Dap (02/25/2013) [-]
If I shoved a tic-tac into a girls vagina with the precision and sexual certainty of a greek god...

She will not be satisfied.
User avatar #154 to #150 - ringobyjingo (02/25/2013) [-]
plus you can always finger her.. if you have a little penis anyway...littler than a finger... and try to find the clitoris....... maybe... i don't know dude..... i just wanted to make people feel better about themselves....
User avatar #175 to #154 - Dap (02/25/2013) [-]
The "tic-tac" is a joke, lmao...
#151 to #150 - ringobyjingo (02/25/2013) [-]
(it was mostly in reference to the picture...)
(it was mostly in reference to the picture...)
#106 to #100 - jahnaids (02/25/2013) [-]
Dude, not even the girls who say that believe that.
User avatar #84 - nuclearnarwhal (02/25/2013) [-]
I want, not because I have a small penis, but because that is ******* awesome.
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