Woman in line behind ttile at Target after
she heard me talking to ' lly t' rall' on the
Her: What language is that?
Me: Tagalog; the Filipino language.
Her: Oh, you' re Filipino? Like the Las
Vegas shooter' s girlfriend? (Raises her
eyebrows at me.)
Me: Yes; and you' re white, like the
She didn' t - couldn' t - say anything back
She died instantly, the Target employees
started clapping, Kobe is there,
racism is finished, I start breakdancing
and sing I' m Yours by jason Mraz on rny ukulele,