Unexpected. I like my coffee like I like people: I don't like coffee. I like my women like I like my coffee. Columbian, and questionably legal. I like my women  funny picture old man middle aged afri
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Unexpected. I like my coffee like I like people: I don't like coffee. I like my women like I like my coffee. Columbian, and questionably legal. I like my women

I like my coffee like I like people: I don't like coffee.
I like my women like I like my coffee. Columbian, and questionably legal.
I like my women like I like my coffee: hurriedly, every morning, out of a joyless sense of obligation.
I like my coffee how I like my women: hot, rich, and full of cream.
I like my coffee how I like my women: With my penis in it.
I like my scotch like I like my women: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
I like my coffee like I like my women, all over my lap while I'm driving.
I like my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer.
I like my coffee how I like my coffee: Coffee.

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#1 - pagastan (07/29/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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What's black and doesn't work?   
   
Decaf coffee, you racist!
What's black and doesn't work?

Decaf coffee, you racist!
#15 - CollinTB (07/30/2014) [-]
But you wouldn't make any money if you just gave your slaves away for free
But you wouldn't make any money if you just gave your slaves away for free
#49 to #15 - aizeinstein (07/30/2014) [-]
**aizeinstein rolled image** We can work this out, somehow.
User avatar #50 to #49 - aizeinstein (07/30/2014) [-]
God dammit, not again.
#52 to #50 - assassindash (07/30/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
This is now the picture you rolled.
#8 - nbkxtrojan (07/30/2014) [-]
"with my penis in it"
#4 - monsterderp (07/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3 - gypsydude (07/29/2014) [-]
Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut me up [HQ uncensored]
"I like my coffee black, just like my metal."
User avatar #37 to #3 - dimthemace (07/30/2014) [-]
lols msi, its been ages from the last time i heard them
#31 to #3 - kanaka (07/30/2014) [-]
thanks, i've been looking for that. couldn't remember the band name   
   
   
have my favorite gif in my 700+ pictures library
thanks, i've been looking for that. couldn't remember the band name


have my favorite gif in my 700+ pictures library
User avatar #6 to #3 - jackledead (07/29/2014) [-]
Mindless Self Indulgence is the **** .
#11 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Black and roasted.
#35 - handofdestiny (07/30/2014) [-]
you like your coffee with your penis inside? well.... ok I guess...
you like your coffee with your penis inside? well.... ok I guess...
#36 - rihardololz (07/30/2014) [-]
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Ground up and put in the freezer.
#44 - alilmetalkid (07/30/2014) [-]
**alilmetalkid rolled image** How i like my coffee
User avatar #26 - dancinlobstas (07/30/2014) [-]
yeah. come get your slaves. grab em while they're free.
#25 - DerektheAsian (07/30/2014) [-]
I saw that going differently in my mind..
User avatar #43 - aakn (07/30/2014) [-]
it's not necessarily that slave means blacks .... OP
#40 - newprinny ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I like my women like I like my coffee: with a dick on it, dood.
I like my women like I like my coffee: with a dick on it, dood.
#58 - wheretheheartroams (07/30/2014) [-]
**wheretheheartroams rolled image** mfw
#57 - thelethalhorker (07/30/2014) [-]
**thelethalhorker rolled image** how I like my slaves
User avatar #56 - steamtrolled (07/30/2014) [-]
I like my slaves like I like my cream: whipped.
User avatar #54 - wolfdogone (07/30/2014) [-]
I like my coffee how I like other men.

Nowhere near my dick.
#51 - thetoastthief ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I like my women how I like my coffee, full of semen with my fist in it.
it's awkward buying coffee at starbucks sometimes
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