Unexpected. I like my coffee like I like people: I don't like coffee. I like my women like I like my coffee. Columbian, and questionably legal. I like my women  funny picture old man middle aged afri
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Unexpected. I like my coffee like I like people: I don't like coffee. I like my women like I like my coffee. Columbian, and questionably legal. I like my women

I like my coffee like I like people: I don't like coffee.
I like my women like I like my coffee. Columbian, and questionably legal.
I like my women like I like my coffee: hurriedly, every morning, out of a joyless sense of obligation.
I like my coffee how I like my women: hot, rich, and full of cream.
I like my coffee how I like my women: With my penis in it.
I like my scotch like I like my women: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
I like my coffee like I like my women, all over my lap while I'm driving.
I like my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer.
I like my coffee how I like my coffee: Coffee.

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Views: 40200 Submitted: 07/29/2014