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USRSF Would Solve Many Problems...

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
Iraq and have been given 91111 the following facts
about terrorists l'
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste Just like chicken.
a, They don' t like Beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
s. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
Who Pentagon expects the problem In Iran to be over by Friday.
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Submitted: 02/16/2013
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#35 - LocoJoe (02/17/2013) [+] (22 replies)
>MFW I'm shipping out tomorrow
>MFW I'm shipping out tomorrow
#1 - indigoflows (02/16/2013) [-]
how they greet eachother
User avatar #58 - responsibletim (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Rednecks destroy all living things in Iraq
>Remember they have to go back to Obama
>Begin building trailers in iraq
>They establish a new colony
>Begin taking more land
>Rednecks leave america for promised land
>New country is called "Jesus Land"
#8 - ohemgeezus (02/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Is it bad I thought this was legit until I saw number 3?
#15 - psykojet (02/17/2013) [+] (10 replies)
OKLAHOMA!
#27 - imalex (02/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
USRFS when not hunting terrorists
USRFS when not hunting terrorists
#59 - qwertymnbv (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#128 - beerterror (02/17/2013) [-]
well, you know...
User avatar #112 - bluemando (02/17/2013) [+] (15 replies)
the only problem is going to be that they not only kill the terrorists, but also civilians
User avatar #9 - djchurro (02/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
wait do they mean the problem with terrorists will be solved or the problem with redneck?
User avatar #36 - badsamaritan (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well if you think about it 74% of the entire military was born in Texas,
dont mess with Texas
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#94 - lujan (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#2 - Womens Study Major (02/16/2013) [-]
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW! ROW!
FIGHT THE POWER!

TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
ROW! ROW!
FIGHT THE POWER!
#174 - superclamsquared (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #109 - electrickwalrus (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
6. they don't like nascar
#89 - kmichel (02/17/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Reminds me of this rifle, which I'd love to buy some day. Shoots 20 mm rounds that'll go through an engine block.
#4 - cheddarcheesestick (02/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Earnhardt?
#14 to #4 - psykojet (02/17/2013) [-]
He is a NASCAR driver that died racing
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