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#301 - zaywoot
Reply +16
(11/24/2012) [-]
There are some unspoken rules in the men's room

when standing at the urinal, eyes straight ahead, no eyecontact, no looking at other peoples dicks, not even your own.

if you shake more than twice you're playing with it, which is gay because there might be other guys in there.

when taking a dump, the only conversation there is to be had is if your stall is out of paper...

There are more but these are the basics...
#334 to #301 - duskmane
Reply 0
(02/03/2013) [-]
Don't forget:
Never touch a man while he's hanging a wire
Never take a urinal directly next to an occupied urinal