The whole package. Though ofc, I don´t spend a lot of time in the men´s bathroom. I don´t know what you do in there... What? Since when do guys talk about this stupid ? I'm 32 and I've never seen a guy utter a single fkn word of conversation in the bathroom.
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Though ofc, I don´t spend a lot of time in the men´s bathroom. I don´t know what you do in there.

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User avatar #332 - douevensax (12/08/2012) [-]
The size comes from the testicles, not the penis (when flaccid.)
User avatar #304 - zimork (11/24/2012) [-]
Welll... If discussing penis sizes with your mates was normal, we wouldn´t think about it. Because it would´ve been NORMAL! And its not like tits are comparable to dicks.
User avatar #301 - zaywoot (11/24/2012) [-]
There are some unspoken rules in the men's room

when standing at the urinal, eyes straight ahead, no eyecontact, no looking at other peoples dicks, not even your own.

if you shake more than twice you're playing with it, which is gay because there might be other guys in there.

when taking a dump, the only conversation there is to be had is if your stall is out of paper...

There are more but these are the basics...
User avatar #334 to #301 - duskmane (02/03/2013) [-]
Don't forget:
Never touch a man while he's hanging a wire
Never take a urinal directly next to an occupied urinal
#299 - ponystolemyaccount (11/24/2012) [-]
In all my years I have never turned to a friend and said, "What a big package you've got!"
Am I not a real man or am I missing something here?
User avatar #300 to #299 - grimmapple (11/24/2012) [-]
He was thinking, "What if guys were like girls". Like women always seem to be awkwardly open about their bodies with other women, what if guys were like that.
#302 to #300 - ponystolemyaccount (11/24/2012) [-]
Ah I see, thankyou for that.
Seeing how I just unwittingly posted a comment revealing I didn't understand the full joke, I'm fully expecting to drown in a sea of red thumbs any second. Because FunnyJunk.
#303 to #302 - grimmapple (11/24/2012) [-]
Ah well don't worry, now that people see someone has already taken the time to explain it I'm sure they'll just ignore it. Especially if I also post an amusing picture to catch attention before they start thumbing.
Ah well don't worry, now that people see someone has already taken the time to explain it I'm sure they'll just ignore it. Especially if I also post an amusing picture to catch attention before they start thumbing.
#305 to #303 - ponystolemyaccount (11/24/2012) [-]
Thankyou kind sir.
User avatar #281 - douevensax (11/24/2012) [-]
Guy's bathrooms are nasty, but at least we can stand to do our business is worst comes to worst.
#270 - herpyslurpee (11/24/2012) [-]
Do guys ... actually talk about their penis size?
User avatar #311 to #270 - mariox (11/24/2012) [-]
Aside from jokes and health class, no.
User avatar #308 to #270 - amuter (11/24/2012) [-]
no.... not like that. at least....
User avatar #297 to #270 - reaperriley ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Only time we do it is like "your just mad because my dick is bigger than yours." But there is not admiring of someones dick or real comparisons.
#289 to #270 - legiaoday (11/24/2012) [-]
No, never.
User avatar #287 to #270 - anonomoz (11/24/2012) [-]
but... do girls actually talk about their boob size? i mean, generally all girls do that, including the non-slutty non-penis-hungry ones?
User avatar #288 to #287 - herpyslurpee (11/24/2012) [-]
yeah we sorta do, but it's usually the ones with the big boobs that complain about them getting in the way of everything
#280 to #270 - huntergriff (11/24/2012) [-]
allow me to answer your question with a pic.
User avatar #278 to #270 - douevensax (11/24/2012) [-]
I did once. One guy and I exclaimed simultaneously that one guy's penis size was "Two-and-a-half inches." We didn't rehearse it, we just said it jokingly at the same time. It got kinda awkward afterwards.
User avatar #276 to #270 - Blackdrama (11/24/2012) [-]
I can only tell about my friends and their friends. Maybe it differs from culture to culture I don't know. But I'd say normally guys don't talk about it unless they are gay.
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User avatar #293 to #291 - Blackdrama (11/24/2012) [-]
oh. Okay. Sry man. You are right.
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#294 to #293 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #295 to #294 - Blackdrama (11/24/2012) [-]
never thought about it ^^ my username was a combination of the letters of my favourite and first yugioh-card (years ago) and the first letters of my real name.
Black Dra Ma . Together they formed again something new. I liked it ^^ and kept the name over years now.
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#296 to #295 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #321 to #296 - Blackdrama (11/25/2012) [-]
Redeyes black dragon. Though I left out the redeyes: BlackDra(gon)Ma(rtin)
:)
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#275 to #270 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
No....Isn't that what this comic is trying to say?
User avatar #274 to #270 - runelh (11/24/2012) [-]
No, the joke is he's happy that boys are different... He imagines what it would be IF they were like that.
User avatar #279 to #274 - herpyslurpee (11/24/2012) [-]
oh, I understood differently, thank you !
User avatar #273 to #270 - goonmcnasty (11/24/2012) [-]
Not really, no.
User avatar #271 to #270 - Timmietim ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
no
#262 - cupcakedevourer (11/24/2012) [-]
Why is every front-page post so far in Comic-Sans?
User avatar #290 to #262 - SupraLemon (11/24/2012) [-]
Comic Sans makes telling your son he's adopted funnier.
User avatar #266 to #262 - redneckhokage (11/24/2012) [-]
ive never understood the hate of comic-sans, care to explain?
User avatar #310 to #266 - tardaasa (11/24/2012) [-]
It´s been over used and miss-used during the years, it´s supposed to be playful font made for comics but it´s been used too often in serious situations, like lectures in social studies etc. And it got the stamp to be something only "newbs" use now. I use Mighty Zero in my new comics. But I´m not gonna go back and change my old ones because of another hate band wagon XD
#264 to #262 - zsabber (11/24/2012) [-]
because they are comics, maybe?
User avatar #265 to #264 - cupcakedevourer (11/24/2012) [-]
Still, I have had it with Comic San. Any other font and I'm fine with it but....
User avatar #263 to #262 - kingaa (11/24/2012) [-]
lollll english teacher hated it too
#261 - bithcwits (11/24/2012) [-]
I have never seen men talk about the size of their penises in anything other than an ironic context.
#258 - marcusisafaggot (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh Marcus, why didn't you just admit you can't draw, isn't deleting an account a little too much?
#285 to #258 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
ok
#257 - spoonless (11/24/2012) [-]
MFW tags being used as they're meant to be used.
User avatar #225 - nurucio (11/24/2012) [-]
If I block OP, does that mean I don't have to look at any more of her ****** content? (Please say yes, I'm tired of seeing this **** take up space on the front page because 12 year olds thumb it up because of penises and boobs) Also, quadruple amputees just aren't my thing. Gotta love Tard-ass's **** .
#233 to #225 - palindromia (11/24/2012) [-]
thumbing for your avatar
User avatar #309 to #233 - nurucio (11/24/2012) [-]
Bloodlust or Heroism?
#316 to #309 - palindromia (11/25/2012) [-]
shaman.
User avatar #318 to #316 - nurucio (11/25/2012) [-]
Kinda missed the point lol. Bloodlust- horde shaman. Heroism- alliance shaman. was basically asking horde or ally?
#319 to #318 - palindromia (11/25/2012) [-]
horde all the way. **** alliance.
User avatar #320 to #319 - nurucio (11/25/2012) [-]
amen.
#323 to #320 - palindromia (11/25/2012) [-]
the reason i didnt understand your question is because ive never played an alliance shaman.
User avatar #327 to #323 - nurucio (11/25/2012) [-]
Well draenei are pretty hot. XD
#329 to #327 - palindromia (11/25/2012) [-]
lol yes.

draenei ****** is my ******
User avatar #330 to #329 - nurucio (11/26/2012) [-]
Monara. 'nuff said.
#331 to #330 - palindromia (11/26/2012) [-]
fukken nice
#224 - grimmwaters (11/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#221 - grimgrey (11/24/2012) [-]
**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #1542068 at Item Discussion ** mfw i actually do this with my friends
#219 - theswagmobile (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks to these comics, I'm confident enough to say that Funnyjunkers, through experience, qualify to recognize cancer.
Thanks to these comics, I'm confident enough to say that Funnyjunkers, through experience, qualify to recognize cancer.
#218 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
To everyone saying this is a girl imaginining what IF guys did this, you're wrong. The artist seems completely sure guys are all fags and talk about each others junk in the bathroom- and is saying thank god girls are different. Where next to her girls are talking about their breasts which contradicts her statement(the joke). And what kind of girls name is Fred?

To sum it all up, OP is a ****** .
#313 to #218 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
Excuse me, I believe I am wrong- but This is just a different route and I may have been right. I think the person in black in the women's restroom is a guy- the same guy from his imagination wearing the kiss shirt. This explains why his name is Fred and that he is possibly homosexual- even more so than OP. And he is watching the girls compare breasts and saying thank god GUYS are different than girls. Although this version isn't funny and isn't worthy of posting, it is a possible explanation. But I am not entirely sure of the gender of the person in the ladys room, so both are reasonable.
#217 - uberbunk (11/24/2012) [-]
**uberbunk rolled a random image posted in comment #241 at story of my life ** sometimes my friends try to compare penises.
#210 - zhooker (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm a guy and I think I speak for a vast majority of us when I say that we compare breast sizes.
I'm a guy and I think I speak for a vast majority of us when I say that we compare breast sizes.
#182 - dirigiblequixote (11/24/2012) [-]
Joy rapture, another one of these wastes of space.   
   
Okay, let's go over why these are horrible:   
   
Insipid art style that thinks it's cute despite drawing everyone missing numerous extremities and many of the details that make up an actual human being.  Don't 						********					 me about the it being chibi or whatever the 						****					 you want to call it: there are ways to make chibi art look good, and this isn't one of them.   
   
The mouths are so bad they deserve their own point.  A mouth does not take up half of somebody's 						*******					 face, especially when you only condescend to let it exist half of the time.  Additionally, when being complemented, a person does not make a D: face, okay?  Like, holy 						****					 how do you even mix up the expressions for what amounts to a tragedy and comedy mask.  That's literally the mistake someone would make if they had no idea how the human face looked.   
   
The jokes (which I'm only using as a technical term; to call these jokes is an insult to everything good in the world) are non-existent.  They're the kinds of things you would see on a Facebook wall or a Tumblr post.   
   
The layout in this one was especially horrific.  I cannot suss out how you managed to clutter up a comic with five panels and nine speech bubbles, but you found a way.  The characters barely even say anything, and every panel is a 						*******					 wall of text.  Jesus Christ, make the speech bubbles smaller so that we can actually process what in the 						****					 is going on.  You should not have upwards of 45% of most panels being speech bubbles.   
   
Again, the art.  I think (operative word being "think") that for the first four panels, the black-haired . . . person was imagining . . . her(?)self as being male.  The person whom we've never seen before, don't know, and who looks really 						*******					 feminine is supposed to be male?  I shouldn't have to explain why this is stupid (assuming that I've even hit the right vein of interpretation, because there is zero clarity in the comic).   
   
Also, "your's"?  						*******					 seriously?
Joy rapture, another one of these wastes of space.

Okay, let's go over why these are horrible:

Insipid art style that thinks it's cute despite drawing everyone missing numerous extremities and many of the details that make up an actual human being. Don't ******** me about the it being chibi or whatever the **** you want to call it: there are ways to make chibi art look good, and this isn't one of them.

The mouths are so bad they deserve their own point. A mouth does not take up half of somebody's ******* face, especially when you only condescend to let it exist half of the time. Additionally, when being complemented, a person does not make a D: face, okay? Like, holy **** how do you even mix up the expressions for what amounts to a tragedy and comedy mask. That's literally the mistake someone would make if they had no idea how the human face looked.

The jokes (which I'm only using as a technical term; to call these jokes is an insult to everything good in the world) are non-existent. They're the kinds of things you would see on a Facebook wall or a Tumblr post.

The layout in this one was especially horrific. I cannot suss out how you managed to clutter up a comic with five panels and nine speech bubbles, but you found a way. The characters barely even say anything, and every panel is a ******* wall of text. Jesus Christ, make the speech bubbles smaller so that we can actually process what in the **** is going on. You should not have upwards of 45% of most panels being speech bubbles.

Again, the art. I think (operative word being "think") that for the first four panels, the black-haired . . . person was imagining . . . her(?)self as being male. The person whom we've never seen before, don't know, and who looks really ******* feminine is supposed to be male? I shouldn't have to explain why this is stupid (assuming that I've even hit the right vein of interpretation, because there is zero clarity in the comic).

Also, "your's"? ******* seriously?
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#292 to #182 - scorcho ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Just skip it, dude. You're coming across as a massive prick right now. Like some kind of little guy, who is stomping his feet and shouting, because he didn't like the spaghetti his mommy made.
#282 to #182 - goonmcnasty (11/24/2012) [-]
A lot of people seem to agree with you, actually.   
   
Hell, I do. I will fight the red thumbs.
A lot of people seem to agree with you, actually.

Hell, I do. I will fight the red thumbs.
#250 to #182 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
that's one hilarious gif.
#230 to #182 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
I agree.
User avatar #231 to #230 - naeoro (11/24/2012) [-]
Me too.
#227 to #182 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
It's a comin on the internet, overspeculatin it is just a waste of time.
User avatar #226 to #182 - puggles (11/24/2012) [-]
or you could just pretend that they're all ponies. would that be better?
#216 to #182 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
Wait I just reread the comic after reading this, and he makes a good point. This comic wasn't funny, and the only thing it had going for it was the art, which wasn't so great as well.
#223 to #216 - notstill (11/24/2012) [-]
If your opinion on things like this is so easily swayed by some butthole in the comment section you don't deserve a right to one.
User avatar #214 to #182 - damax (11/24/2012) [-]
There is actually 10 speech bubbles. That makes your rant invalid.
#211 to #182 - zhooker (11/24/2012) [-]
You typed way too many words.
You typed way too many words.
#204 to #182 - daghost (11/24/2012) [-]
Let's see you draw a better comic.
Let's see you draw a better comic.
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#197 to #182 - xbenas (11/24/2012) [-]
Man, I thought nobody would stand up against these "funny" comics.
User avatar #190 to #182 - tardaasa (11/24/2012) [-]
Ehehehe. Your anger amuses me.
#212 to #190 - notstill (11/24/2012) [-]
He was a dick but I agree with some of his points.

Now don't get me wrong, you are a talented artist but your talent stops there. I hate to say it but this is the complete opposite of funny, you should focus on other things besides attempting to draw comics.

Probably going to get red thumbs for this but whatever, my opinion of this stuff is it sucks and that's what it is; an opinion.



at least you listened to people and stopped making the stupid crocodile teeth
#220 to #212 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
Your opinion does not give you the right to tell someone to stop doing something they enjoy. If it isn't hurting anyone then leave it be. You have the option to skip it. You don't have to be a prick and tell someone they should stop doing something just because you, one person, doesn't think it is funny. Hundreds of other people do think it is funny and would probably like Tardaasa to continue making comics. Your opinion is not superior to anyone else's. You have no right to tell someone to stop doing something that you could easily just skip. You can say you do not like the comic for various reasons but telling someone to stop entirely just because you, one tiny person in the world, don't like them is a dick move on your part.
User avatar #222 to #220 - notstill (11/24/2012) [-]
"should"
In any point in my comment did I say "EY YO ***** U BEETA STOP MAKIN DEM 'MICS CUZ IMMA FUK U UP"

I suggested that she does but I didn't tell her to. You're right about me being one tiny person in the world, she probably wont acknowledge my comment and wont stop making comics but who cares.

She'll probably be forgotten eventually
#192 to #190 - dirigiblequixote (11/24/2012) [-]
At least that makes one of us.
#267 to #192 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
BONER ALERT! (LOL BETA FAG, LICK MY PRETZEL LOLOLOLOL LOW SELF ESTEEEM HUEHUEHUHUEHEUEHEUEHUEHEUE!
#187 to #182 - ahrislover (11/24/2012) [-]
I don't think the author made this with your personal viewing pleasure in mind. You kinda killed the point of the joke. So...   
   
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I don't think the author made this with your personal viewing pleasure in mind. You kinda killed the point of the joke. So...

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#191 to #187 - dirigiblequixote (11/24/2012) [-]
Regardless of how much I personally (don't) enjoy it, Tardassa's expectorations are riddled with objective flaws.
Regardless of how much I personally (don't) enjoy it, Tardassa's expectorations are riddled with objective flaws.
#199 to #191 - ccccmoney (11/24/2012) [-]
Because comics need to hold the same standards as real life to be amusing.

Oh wait, that's the opposite of what a comic is.
#186 to #182 - Das (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks for the review, Gene.
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