The whole package. Though ofc, I don´t spend a lot of time in the men´s bathroom. I don´t know what you do in there... What? Since when do guys talk about this stupid ? I'm 32 and I've never seen a guy utter a single fkn word of conversation in the bathroom. funny tardaaa gender stereotyp
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#16 - yunonomynameeh
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(11/23/2012) [-]
What? Since when do guys talk about this stupid ****? I'm 32 and I've never seen a guy utter a single fkn word of conversation in the bathroom.
What? Since when do guys talk about this stupid ****? I'm 32 and I've never seen a guy utter a single fkn word of conversation in the bathroom.
#87 to #16 - lospussy
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Depends on friends I guess. Knew a guy who would talk to his other friends while they **** together.
#90 to #16 - anon
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(11/24/2012) [-]
You're 32? Lol pedo
#120 to #16 - bulbakip
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(11/24/2012) [-]
they are pissing in a trough. they might be foreign to american customs.

Plus that guy was *imagining* how weird it would be if guys acted like girls.

now why a guy is in the girls bathroom, idk.
#307 to #16 - katfishlolz
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(11/24/2012) [-]
but is that not the point of the comic? the dude was imagining if guys were like that when he saw how the girls were getting on? no? no? no?
#48 to #16 - fyaq
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(11/23/2012) [-]
thats the joke
#242 to #16 - medopu
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Someone might find this interesting:

while I was In turkey in a place that once was a city of Efes, a tour guide upon arriving to the public bathrooms told us, that in those ancient times, people were sitting and talking, making business and that....

... while taking a ****.

Times have changed a lot!
#244 to #242 - medopu
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(11/24/2012) [-]
(pic related)
#65 to #16 - pokim
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#17 to #16 - tardaasa [OP]
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(11/23/2012) [-]
They don´t. The guy is imagining how awkward it would be if guys did that sort of stuff-
#40 to #17 - aldheim
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I have to say, that makes a lot more sense.
#19 to #17 - yunonomynameeh
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Then wouldn't you want to make that apparent in the comic? You're ruining your own comics -you need to think more about how other people, who don't know what's going on, are going to see it.    
   
It doesn't really make sense as it is now -how are we even supposed to know he's thinking that after the fact? The girls part should be first, the thinking part in the middle, and the punchline at the end.
Then wouldn't you want to make that apparent in the comic? You're ruining your own comics -you need to think more about how other people, who don't know what's going on, are going to see it.

It doesn't really make sense as it is now -how are we even supposed to know he's thinking that after the fact? The girls part should be first, the thinking part in the middle, and the punchline at the end.
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#22 to #19 - jsin
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I get the feeling that you're not used to reading comics.
#41 to #19 - Zeigh
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Maybe....and brace yourself for this, maybe, you're just retarded.
#62 to #19 - bknob
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Try looking at the edges of the panels. The guys are shown in a cloud or "thought bubble"; the girls are in regular squares. That shows you that one of the girls is thinking about the scenario within those thought bubbles.
Try looking at the edges of the panels. The guys are shown in a cloud or "thought bubble"; the girls are in regular squares. That shows you that one of the girls is thinking about the scenario within those thought bubbles.

#25 to #19 - infernis
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#162 to #19 - newborn
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(11/24/2012) [-]
the bubbly squiggly lines around the panels look like thought bubbles. from this, and the nature of the context, i deduced it was imagination, or at least not reaality, before reaching the end of the comic.
#30 to #19 - hehehehhehehehe
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#26 to #19 - Fezzle
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(11/23/2012) [-]
The comic wasn't really that hard to understand and I think that most are her comics are good. Sure she could use some tweaking here and there, but this one comic in specific wasn't a very difficult read and appeals to more of a younger generation.
#283 to #19 - anon
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(11/24/2012) [-]
You need to get some serious help if you can't understand these.
#119 to #19 - anon
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I understood it

go **** yourself, make your own comics, with hookers and blackjack
#23 to #16 - hillbillypowpow
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(11/23/2012) [-]
that's the joke
#20 to #16 - prozach
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(11/23/2012) [-]
the only acceptable thing for a man to say in a public restroom is "HERMMMPHH" (basic moans and groans) no man has ever nor will ever say in any situation "WOW NICE PENIS YOU GOT THERE"
#34 to #20 - thirdasscheek
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Someone said exactly that when I was in 7th grade and it scarred me for life, although it probably wouldn't have happened if I hadn't been lurking in the teachers lounge.
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#269 to #136 - thirdasscheek
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(11/24/2012) [-]
?
#39 to #20 - aldheim
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(11/23/2012) [-]
gay bar?
#45 to #39 - prozach
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(11/23/2012) [-]
o ok ok ok you got me there
#50 - salmonellabeam
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(11/23/2012) [-]
ONLY six inches? That's a whole 0.1 inches bigger than high average!

That dude could touch the moon with that thing.

Provided he was six inches away from it.
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#10 - vigorion
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Enlarge. Might be useful when OP isn't a girl...
#142 - wolfypolli
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Conversation between 2 seniors I heard while standing at the urinal at school during my freshman year.   
"Hey, dude."   
"Yeah?"   
"There's this one girl in my chemistry class that has aids."   
"Which one?"   
"That one girl."   
"Oh."
Conversation between 2 seniors I heard while standing at the urinal at school during my freshman year.
"Hey, dude."
"Yeah?"
"There's this one girl in my chemistry class that has aids."
"Which one?"
"That one girl."
"Oh."
#270 - herpyslurpee
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Do guys ... actually talk about their penis size?
#271 to #270 - Timmietim
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(11/24/2012) [-]
no
#273 to #270 - goonmcnasty
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Not really, no.
#275 to #270 - anon
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(11/24/2012) [-]
No....Isn't that what this comic is trying to say?
#308 to #270 - amuter ONLINE
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(11/24/2012) [-]
no.... not like that. at least....
#274 to #270 - runelh
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(11/24/2012) [-]
No, the joke is he's happy that boys are different... He imagines what it would be IF they were like that.
#279 to #274 - herpyslurpee
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(11/24/2012) [-]
oh, I understood differently, thank you !
#311 to #270 - mariox
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Aside from jokes and health class, no.
#276 to #270 - Blackdrama
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I can only tell about my friends and their friends. Maybe it differs from culture to culture I don't know. But I'd say normally guys don't talk about it unless they are gay.
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#293 to #291 - Blackdrama
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(11/24/2012) [-]
oh. Okay. Sry man. You are right.
#294 to #293 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#295 to #294 - Blackdrama
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(11/24/2012) [-]
never thought about it ^^ my username was a combination of the letters of my favourite and first yugioh-card (years ago) and the first letters of my real name.
Black Dra Ma . Together they formed again something new. I liked it ^^ and kept the name over years now.
#296 to #295 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#321 to #296 - Blackdrama
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(11/25/2012) [-]
Redeyes black dragon. Though I left out the redeyes: BlackDra(gon)Ma(rtin)
:)
#322 to #321 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#278 to #270 - douevensax
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I did once. One guy and I exclaimed simultaneously that one guy's penis size was "Two-and-a-half inches." We didn't rehearse it, we just said it jokingly at the same time. It got kinda awkward afterwards.
#287 to #270 - anonomoz ONLINE
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(11/24/2012) [-]
but... do girls actually talk about their boob size? i mean, generally all girls do that, including the non-slutty non-penis-hungry ones?
#288 to #287 - herpyslurpee
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(11/24/2012) [-]
yeah we sorta do, but it's usually the ones with the big boobs that complain about them getting in the way of everything
#289 to #270 - legiaoday
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(11/24/2012) [-]
No, never.
#297 to #270 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Only time we do it is like "your just mad because my dick is bigger than yours." But there is not admiring of someones dick or real comparisons.
#280 to #270 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(11/24/2012) [-]
allow me to answer your question with a pic.
#286 to #280 - AnAnon
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#315 to #286 - huntergriff ONLINE
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#46 - phsionix ONLINE
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(11/23/2012) [-]
As social commentaries, I quite like these comics. They're not like ROFLHARHAROHMYSIDES, but they do make you smile and think "Hey, that's a point". And even if you don't mind them funny, or even charming, hey, it's well drawn original content, something this site is horribly lacking.
#52 to #46 - nightmaren
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(11/24/2012) [-]
> OMG OC TAKE MY THUMBS PLXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I'd rather see a funny repost than some OC that makes me want to piss inside my eyelids.
#59 to #52 - kirbeee
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Or you could do something wonderful like thumb it down and move on with your life.
#122 to #52 - pukingrainbows
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I'd actually like to see you attempt this.
I'd actually like to see you attempt this.
#128 to #122 - nightmaren
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Attempt what? Everything I've uploaded on this account, apart from 1 wallpaper thing has been OC. I don't think any of it really deserves front page, but I do think it's all funnier than this ****.
#129 to #128 - pukingrainbows
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(11/24/2012) [-]
No, I want you to piss into your eyelids.
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#170 to #52 - jinjo
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(11/24/2012) [-]
This is kind of funny if you think about that situation.
#68 to #52 - marqueze ONLINE
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Exhaggeration.
You old, virgin ******* neckbeard.
If she had drawn herself as a guy you wouldnt even mind these comics.
#127 to #68 - nightmaren
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(11/24/2012) [-]
No, I'd still hate them. The jokes are generic "lol im a femal and this is wut i do" if it was on tumblr or something it would fit right in. The jokes wouldn't even make sense if it was a male.
#152 - snakefire
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Normally I like your comic but...   
   
this one... was just wrong... guys never do this **** unless they're like super ultra homo   
   
and even then its still weird
Normally I like your comic but...

this one... was just wrong... guys never do this **** unless they're like super ultra homo

and even then its still weird
#153 to #152 - dengekisushi
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Fred was imagining what it would be like if guys compared penis size as easily as girls compare tit size.
They weren't actually comparing penis sizes.
#155 to #153 - snakefire
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(11/24/2012) [-]
oh
#63 - bknob
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(11/24/2012) [-]
After reading a lot of the comments on the comics I'm convinced the majority of FJ user are under the age of 12 or are mentally retarded.

Seriously. How hard is it to figure out that the first couple panels are the thoughts of the girl in the last panel? And also, who gives a **** if OP is a girl? None of this is about her being an attention whore, its a joke for gods sake.
#64 to #63 - pokim
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(11/24/2012) [-]
that's a guy
#72 to #63 - ferrettamer
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(11/24/2012) [-]
The last panel, the black haired person is a guy, so...
#74 to #72 - bknob
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Well then.. that's interesting...   
   
Well I have no explanation as to why there's a guy in the girls washroom, however, my point is still valid as to how people are still confused about the thought bubble concept.
Well then.. that's interesting...

Well I have no explanation as to why there's a guy in the girls washroom, however, my point is still valid as to how people are still confused about the thought bubble concept.
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#317 to #108 - bknob
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(11/25/2012) [-]
maybe..shes not a full girl...
maybe..shes not a full girl...
#210 - zhooker
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(11/24/2012) [-]
I'm a guy and I think I speak for a vast majority of us when I say that we compare breast sizes.
I'm a guy and I think I speak for a vast majority of us when I say that we compare breast sizes.
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#171 to #168 - treefox
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Yes...No? Maybe. gays probably do, Straights probably don't.
#201 to #168 - hokeymon
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Only if there's a girl in the bathroom.
>"Hey, those are some my tits you have"
>"Oh please, not as big as your package"
>"Umm, why are you taking a piss standing?"
#172 to #168 - anon
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(11/24/2012) [-]
hell no because then you seem like a flaming homosexual so unless you're both flaming homos no one is squeezing each others cocks
#181 to #168 - anaphase
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(11/24/2012) [-]
No.
#174 to #168 - Keoul
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Gentlemanly rules of using a restroom
-Never come into eye contact
-If viable, stay one urinal away from anyone else.
-Do not talk (exceptions are friends)

Pretty much get in get out.