The whole package. Though ofc, I don´t spend a lot of time in the men´s bathroom. I don´t know what you do in there... What? Since when do guys talk about this stupid ? I'm 32 and I've never seen a guy utter a single fkn word of conversation in the bathroom. funny tardaaa gender stereotyp
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The whole package. Though ofc, I don´t spend a lot of time in the men´s bathroom. I don´t know what you do in there... What? Since when do guys talk about this stupid ? I'm 32 and I've never seen a guy utter a single fkn word of conversation in the bathroom.

Though ofc, I don´t spend a lot of time in the men´s bathroom. I don´t know what you do in there.

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#50 - salmonellabeam (11/23/2012) [-]
ONLY six inches? That's a whole 0.1 inches bigger than high average!

That dude could touch the moon with that thing.

Provided he was six inches away from it.
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#142 - wolfypolli ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Conversation between 2 seniors I heard while standing at the urinal at school during my freshman year.   
"Hey, dude."   
"Yeah?"   
"There's this one girl in my chemistry class that has aids."   
"Which one?"   
"That one girl."   
"Oh."
Conversation between 2 seniors I heard while standing at the urinal at school during my freshman year.
"Hey, dude."
"Yeah?"
"There's this one girl in my chemistry class that has aids."
"Which one?"
"That one girl."
"Oh."
#210 - zhooker (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm a guy and I think I speak for a vast majority of us when I say that we compare breast sizes.
I'm a guy and I think I speak for a vast majority of us when I say that we compare breast sizes.
User avatar #301 - zaywoot (11/24/2012) [-]
There are some unspoken rules in the men's room

when standing at the urinal, eyes straight ahead, no eyecontact, no looking at other peoples dicks, not even your own.

if you shake more than twice you're playing with it, which is gay because there might be other guys in there.

when taking a dump, the only conversation there is to be had is if your stall is out of paper...

There are more but these are the basics...
User avatar #334 to #301 - duskmane (02/03/2013) [-]
Don't forget:
Never touch a man while he's hanging a wire
Never take a urinal directly next to an occupied urinal
#10 - vigorion (11/23/2012) [-]
Enlarge. Might be useful when OP isn't a girl...
#126 - underaserpentsun (11/24/2012) [-]
in case it didn't get through in the last 125 comments: men do not talk in the bathroom. we take a leak, wash our hands (or not) and leave.
User avatar #130 to #126 - bec (11/24/2012) [-]
I thought that was the point of the comic.
#131 to #130 - underaserpentsun (11/24/2012) [-]
"Though ofc, I don´t spend a lot of time in the men´s bathroom. I don´t know what you do in there."
User avatar #132 to #131 - bec (11/24/2012) [-]
Obvious sarcasm. That's how I took it, anyway.
#16 - yunonomynameeh (11/23/2012) [-]
What? Since when do guys talk about this stupid 			****		? I'm 32 and I've never seen a guy utter a single fkn word of conversation in the bathroom.
What? Since when do guys talk about this stupid **** ? I'm 32 and I've never seen a guy utter a single fkn word of conversation in the bathroom.
User avatar #87 to #16 - lospussy (11/24/2012) [-]
Depends on friends I guess. Knew a guy who would talk to his other friends while they **** together.
#90 to #16 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
You're 32? Lol pedo
User avatar #120 to #16 - bulbakip (11/24/2012) [-]
they are pissing in a trough. they might be foreign to american customs.

Plus that guy was *imagining* how weird it would be if guys acted like girls.

now why a guy is in the girls bathroom, idk.
#307 to #16 - katfishlolz (11/24/2012) [-]
but is that not the point of the comic? the dude was imagining if guys were like that when he saw how the girls were getting on? no? no? no?
User avatar #48 to #16 - fyaq (11/23/2012) [-]
thats the joke
#242 to #16 - medopu (11/24/2012) [-]
Someone might find this interesting:

while I was In turkey in a place that once was a city of Efes, a tour guide upon arriving to the public bathrooms told us, that in those ancient times, people were sitting and talking, making business and that....

... while taking a **** .

Times have changed a lot!
#244 to #242 - medopu (11/24/2012) [-]
(pic related)
User avatar #17 to #16 - tardaasa (11/23/2012) [-]
They don´t. The guy is imagining how awkward it would be if guys did that sort of stuff-
User avatar #40 to #17 - aldheim (11/23/2012) [-]
I have to say, that makes a lot more sense.
#19 to #17 - yunonomynameeh (11/23/2012) [-]
Then wouldn't you want to make that apparent in the comic? You're ruining your own comics -you need to think more about how other people, who don't know what's going on, are going to see it.    
   
It doesn't really make sense as it is now -how are we even supposed to know he's thinking that after the fact? The girls part should be first, the thinking part in the middle, and the punchline at the end.
Then wouldn't you want to make that apparent in the comic? You're ruining your own comics -you need to think more about how other people, who don't know what's going on, are going to see it.

It doesn't really make sense as it is now -how are we even supposed to know he's thinking that after the fact? The girls part should be first, the thinking part in the middle, and the punchline at the end.
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User avatar #22 to #19 - jsin (11/23/2012) [-]
I get the feeling that you're not used to reading comics.
User avatar #41 to #19 - Zeigh (11/23/2012) [-]
Maybe....and brace yourself for this, maybe, you're just retarded.
#62 to #19 - bknob ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Try looking at the edges of the panels. The guys are shown in a cloud or "thought bubble"; the girls are in regular squares. That shows you that one of the girls is thinking about the scenario within those thought bubbles.
Try looking at the edges of the panels. The guys are shown in a cloud or "thought bubble"; the girls are in regular squares. That shows you that one of the girls is thinking about the scenario within those thought bubbles.

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#119 to #19 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
I understood it

go **** yourself, make your own comics, with hookers and blackjack
#162 to #19 - newborn (11/24/2012) [-]
the bubbly squiggly lines around the panels look like thought bubbles. from this, and the nature of the context, i deduced it was imagination, or at least not reaality, before reaching the end of the comic.
#283 to #19 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
You need to get some serious help if you can't understand these.
#26 to #19 - Fezzle (11/23/2012) [-]
The comic wasn't really that hard to understand and I think that most are her comics are good. Sure she could use some tweaking here and there, but this one comic in specific wasn't a very difficult read and appeals to more of a younger generation.
#23 to #16 - hillbillypowpow (11/23/2012) [-]
that's the joke
User avatar #20 to #16 - prozach (11/23/2012) [-]
the only acceptable thing for a man to say in a public restroom is "HERMMMPHH" (basic moans and groans) no man has ever nor will ever say in any situation "WOW NICE PENIS YOU GOT THERE"
User avatar #34 to #20 - thirdasscheek (11/23/2012) [-]
Someone said exactly that when I was in 7th grade and it scarred me for life, although it probably wouldn't have happened if I hadn't been lurking in the teachers lounge.
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User avatar #39 to #20 - aldheim (11/23/2012) [-]
gay bar?
User avatar #45 to #39 - prozach (11/23/2012) [-]
o ok ok ok you got me there
#270 - herpyslurpee (11/24/2012) [-]
Do guys ... actually talk about their penis size?
User avatar #271 to #270 - Timmietim (11/24/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #273 to #270 - goonmcnasty (11/24/2012) [-]
Not really, no.
#275 to #270 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
No....Isn't that what this comic is trying to say?
User avatar #308 to #270 - amuter ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
no.... not like that. at least....
User avatar #278 to #270 - douevensax (11/24/2012) [-]
I did once. One guy and I exclaimed simultaneously that one guy's penis size was "Two-and-a-half inches." We didn't rehearse it, we just said it jokingly at the same time. It got kinda awkward afterwards.
User avatar #276 to #270 - Blackdrama (11/24/2012) [-]
I can only tell about my friends and their friends. Maybe it differs from culture to culture I don't know. But I'd say normally guys don't talk about it unless they are gay.
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User avatar #293 to #291 - Blackdrama (11/24/2012) [-]
oh. Okay. Sry man. You are right.
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User avatar #295 to #294 - Blackdrama (11/24/2012) [-]
never thought about it ^^ my username was a combination of the letters of my favourite and first yugioh-card (years ago) and the first letters of my real name.
Black Dra Ma . Together they formed again something new. I liked it ^^ and kept the name over years now.
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User avatar #321 to #296 - Blackdrama (11/25/2012) [-]
Redeyes black dragon. Though I left out the redeyes: BlackDra(gon)Ma(rtin)
:)
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User avatar #274 to #270 - runelh (11/24/2012) [-]
No, the joke is he's happy that boys are different... He imagines what it would be IF they were like that.
User avatar #279 to #274 - herpyslurpee (11/24/2012) [-]
oh, I understood differently, thank you !
User avatar #311 to #270 - mariox ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Aside from jokes and health class, no.
User avatar #287 to #270 - anonomoz (11/24/2012) [-]
but... do girls actually talk about their boob size? i mean, generally all girls do that, including the non-slutty non-penis-hungry ones?
User avatar #288 to #287 - herpyslurpee (11/24/2012) [-]
yeah we sorta do, but it's usually the ones with the big boobs that complain about them getting in the way of everything
#289 to #270 - legiaoday (11/24/2012) [-]
No, never.
User avatar #297 to #270 - reaperriley ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Only time we do it is like "your just mad because my dick is bigger than yours." But there is not admiring of someones dick or real comparisons.
#280 to #270 - huntergriff (11/24/2012) [-]
allow me to answer your question with a pic.
#66 - iaminfactawizard (11/24/2012) [-]
Just going to leave this here.
User avatar #51 - Greengreda (11/23/2012) [-]
they're in the bathroom.
there's mirrors in the bathroom.
yet that girl is putting mascara on, looking in a little compact mirror.

wat.
#138 - anon (11/24/2012) [-]
Men in bathroom = walk in, pee, leave.
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#194 to #173 - zhooker (11/24/2012) [-]
Pee
Leave
Walk in
User avatar #124 - gammajk (11/24/2012) [-]
It was a little hard to follow but once I got it, it got that classic funnyjunk "mildly amused exhaust of breath" response. Well done.
User avatar #159 to #124 - tardaasa (11/24/2012) [-]
What more a can I wish for? ;)
#262 - cupcakedevourer (11/24/2012) [-]
Why is every front-page post so far in Comic-Sans?
User avatar #263 to #262 - kingaa (11/24/2012) [-]
lollll english teacher hated it too
User avatar #266 to #262 - redneckhokage (11/24/2012) [-]
ive never understood the hate of comic-sans, care to explain?
User avatar #310 to #266 - tardaasa (11/24/2012) [-]
It´s been over used and miss-used during the years, it´s supposed to be playful font made for comics but it´s been used too often in serious situations, like lectures in social studies etc. And it got the stamp to be something only "newbs" use now. I use Mighty Zero in my new comics. But I´m not gonna go back and change my old ones because of another hate band wagon XD
#264 to #262 - zsabber (11/24/2012) [-]
because they are comics, maybe?
User avatar #265 to #264 - cupcakedevourer (11/24/2012) [-]
Still, I have had it with Comic San. Any other font and I'm fine with it but....
User avatar #290 to #262 - SupraLemon (11/24/2012) [-]
Comic Sans makes telling your son he's adopted funnier.
#63 - bknob ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
After reading a lot of the comments on the comics I'm convinced the majority of FJ user are under the age of 12 or are mentally retarded.

Seriously. How hard is it to figure out that the first couple panels are the thoughts of the girl in the last panel? And also, who gives a **** if OP is a girl? None of this is about her being an attention whore, its a joke for gods sake.
User avatar #64 to #63 - pokim (11/24/2012) [-]
that's a guy
User avatar #72 to #63 - ferrettamer (11/24/2012) [-]
The last panel, the black haired person is a guy, so...
#74 to #72 - bknob ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Well then.. that's interesting...   
   
Well I have no explanation as to why there's a guy in the girls washroom, however, my point is still valid as to how people are still confused about the thought bubble concept.
Well then.. that's interesting...

Well I have no explanation as to why there's a guy in the girls washroom, however, my point is still valid as to how people are still confused about the thought bubble concept.
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#317 to #108 - bknob ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
maybe..shes not a full girl...
maybe..shes not a full girl...
#144 - riphter (11/24/2012) [-]
yeah. so what the 			****		.
yeah. so what the **** .
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User avatar #32 to #1 - derakus (11/23/2012) [-]
I just presumed he was one of the gay friends that some girls have where they treat them like those purse dogs.
User avatar #7 to #1 - daniboi (11/23/2012) [-]
He's of male sex, he's not a man.
User avatar #2 to #1 - tardaasa (11/23/2012) [-]
I knew that would come up XD

It´s supposed to be one of those bathrooms with booths, so it doesn´t really matter. But yeah, I think I´m gonna get that comment a lot :P
User avatar #3 to #1 - tardaasa (11/23/2012) [-]
Let´s say it´s unisex.
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#219 - theswagmobile (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks to these comics, I'm confident enough to say that Funnyjunkers, through experience, qualify to recognize cancer.
Thanks to these comics, I'm confident enough to say that Funnyjunkers, through experience, qualify to recognize cancer.
#151 - Lintutu (11/24/2012) [-]
i don't know ANYONE who talks about themselves like that. Guys OR girls. seriously?
User avatar #167 to #151 - lordoftheflies (11/24/2012) [-]
Well sometimes it happens. My friends and I were talking about our boobs just a couple of weeks ago.
User avatar #88 - lospussy (11/24/2012) [-]
So what's Fred doing in the ladies room?
#99 to #88 - sleepymata (11/24/2012) [-]
my thoughts exactly
#46 - phsionix (11/23/2012) [-]
As social commentaries, I quite like these comics. They're not like ROFLHARHAROHMYSIDES, but they do make you smile and think "Hey, that's a point". And even if you don't mind them funny, or even charming, hey, it's well drawn original content, something this site is horribly lacking.
User avatar #52 to #46 - nightmaren (11/24/2012) [-]
> OMG OC TAKE MY THUMBS PLXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I'd rather see a funny repost than some OC that makes me want to piss inside my eyelids.
#59 to #52 - kirbeee (11/24/2012) [-]
Or you could do something wonderful like thumb it down and move on with your life.
#122 to #52 - pukingrainbows (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd actually like to see you attempt this.
I'd actually like to see you attempt this.
User avatar #128 to #122 - nightmaren (11/24/2012) [-]
Attempt what? Everything I've uploaded on this account, apart from 1 wallpaper thing has been OC. I don't think any of it really deserves front page, but I do think it's all funnier than this **** .
User avatar #129 to #128 - pukingrainbows (11/24/2012) [-]
No, I want you to piss into your eyelids.
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User avatar #68 to #52 - marqueze (11/24/2012) [-]
Exhaggeration.
You old, virgin ******* neckbeard.
If she had drawn herself as a guy you wouldnt even mind these comics.
User avatar #127 to #68 - nightmaren (11/24/2012) [-]
No, I'd still hate them. The jokes are generic "lol im a femal and this is wut i do" if it was on tumblr or something it would fit right in. The jokes wouldn't even make sense if it was a male.
User avatar #170 to #52 - jinjo (11/24/2012) [-]
This is kind of funny if you think about that situation.
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