The night before late Xmas.. So, I found this at my dad's shop. His old boss wrote it on a typewriter in the 80s. Merry Fing late Xmas guys. TEES THE NIGHT EBFO Xmas funny
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The night before late Xmas.

 
The night before late Xmas.. So, I found this at my dad's shop. His old boss wrote it on a typewriter in the 80s. Merry Fing late Xmas guys. TEES THE NIGHT EBFO

So, I found this at my dad's shop. His old boss wrote it on a typewriter in the 80s. Merry F***ing late Xmas guys

TEES THE NIGHT EBFORE CHRISTEAN-
AND ALL THHOUGH THE HOUSE
RYONE', FELT CHITTI
EVEN THE HOUSE)
HEM ON THE TOILET
DAD EHEHEHE GRASS
I HAD JUST LITTLEE Dawn
FDR A NICE PIECE OF ASS.
WHEN OUT otl THE ROOF
I HEAED SUCH A BLATTER
I EHEHHE_ FEAH MY PIECE
TO SEE HEAT HAS THE MATTER.
OUT BE THE ROOF
I SAW EGEE OLD PRICE.
I KNEW IN A HAHEHE
IT HAET BE ST. NICK.
HE CAME DUHH THE CHICHEN
LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL.
I KNEE IE A SECOND
THE FUCKER HAD FELL.
HE FILLED ALL THE
WITH WHISKEY AND BEER
AND A BIG RUBBER DICK
FOR HY , THE QUEER.
HE RGSS UP THE CHICKEY
WITH A THUNDERING FEET
Toysci) SON CF A BITCH
ELEI CHJOHE? APART
HE AND HE QUEUED
AS HE EGDE BUT SIGHT.
ON YOU ALL
IT' E EEGH' A HELL OF A EIGHT:
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Views: 1951 Submitted: 12/29/2013