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sit down to computer to write essay
end up on
procrastinate for 5 hours straight
write essay in less than an hour
typing frantically
turn it in
get We
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#21 - motorbowden (04/23/2013) [-]
dude i have a 12 page term paper due and i'm like, "yea i can totally bang this out." now i'm sitting on funnyjunk typing you this message to let you all know that this happens to everyone.
Pic related: its essentially what i have done so far
#113 to #21 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
12 pages is a lot dont feel lazy
User avatar #111 to #21 - allofthefish (04/24/2013) [-]
i had the same situation just yesterday. except when i got to school i realized: a) that i hadnt done any revising/editing from my rough draft and b) left my flash drive at home with the rough draft on it. i had my friend drive me back home at the beginning of my 5th period (my periods are 45 minutes long), i got back to school 10 minutes before 6th period, and got most of the needed changes done in time to print it out and hand it at the beginning of 7th period.
#255 to #21 - motorbowden (04/24/2013) [-]
come back a few hours later and find my comment made it to top 80 comments. What is life. I'd like to thank my Internet for existing and for the FJ community. Pic is for you ;)
#4 - spartanswimmer (04/23/2013) [-]
It's nearly 1:30....I still have two papers, an article review, and an accounting assignment due by morning
#16 to #4 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
You should of put "Nutella and Starbucks and UGGS and Leggings" as your comment and added "girls" next to white.
User avatar #95 to #16 - ilovehitler (04/24/2013) [-]
but what would that have had to do with the content?
User avatar #80 to #4 - ZakisBak (04/23/2013) [-]
got an 11 page english research paper due tomorrow, I have the title done. Maybe some of your awesomeness will rub off on me and help me get through this.
#207 to #80 - spartanswimmer (04/24/2013) [-]
He shall lead you to safety
User avatar #149 to #4 - arsenalthegunners ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
ah come on, we all do that, not because you're white.
User avatar #5 to #4 - kriegerx (04/23/2013) [-]
I have had no school in 5 weeks
#10 to #6 - werefinding (04/23/2013) [-]
Why are Danish people smart?

Inb4 I'm Danish and find many Danish people stupid...
#251 to #10 - rainbowrush ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm Norwegian and find many Danish people stupid
#7 to #6 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Elementary school kid
#32 to #4 - spartanswimmer (04/23/2013) [-]
Just an update, one paper and article both postponed, accounting completed and paper finished at 4:30 am received a 94%
Just an update, one paper and article both postponed, accounting completed and paper finished at 4:30 am received a 94%
#67 to #32 - silverlance (04/23/2013) [-]
The hero FunnyJunk deserves
#160 to #32 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
They grade your assignments and hand them back on the same day?
doubt.jpeg
#205 to #160 - spartanswimmer (04/24/2013) [-]
submitted paper online at 4:30 am he grades it at 10 am class at 12:35 pm
#221 to #205 - redorbit (04/24/2013) [-]
remains awesome.
remains awesome.
#225 to #32 - spartanswimmer (04/24/2013) [-]
Proof of submission
#226 to #225 - spartanswimmer (04/24/2013) [-]
Proof of grade
#46 - crazyolitis (04/23/2013) [-]
Always procrastinate for as long as possible. Why? Because with procrastination time goes by. The more time goes by, the older you get, and the older you get, the wiser you become. Thus, one should always procrastinate for as long as possible.
#216 to #46 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
you sir have earned my respect
User avatar #214 to #46 - billybobjoeii (04/24/2013) [-]
I do it because I work best under pressure. When I have plenty of time I goof off.
#217 to #46 - popkornking (04/24/2013) [-]
Kind of unrelated, but that reminds me I have found the key to immortality:   
1. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger   
2. Doing nothing doesn't kill you   
3. Do nothing   
4. Get stronger   
5. Repeat steps 3-4 until immortal   
6. ?????   
7. Profit!
Kind of unrelated, but that reminds me I have found the key to immortality:
1. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
2. Doing nothing doesn't kill you
3. Do nothing
4. Get stronger
5. Repeat steps 3-4 until immortal
6. ?????
7. Profit!
#55 to #52 - crazyolitis (04/23/2013) [-]
I should also mention that, because you're wiser, the quality of your work increases. This is an example of what I said. 14 minutes ago I forgot about it, would I have waited 14 minutes longer, I would have remembered.

This pic is only posted because I rarely see it. I'm not that arrogant.
#29 - AlbertEinstein (04/23/2013) [-]
>Be in 10th Grade
>English is my worst subject. Don't know how to english.
>9 page essay due tomorrow on two books
>teachers says "I will know if you didn't read them"
>didn't read either of them
> ****** .jpg
>stressed out, I browse FJ until 12AM
>now I'm in more deep ****
>no sparknotes for books
> ************** .jpg
>write essay for 2 hours and fall asleep
>wake up at 3:30AM, have to leave for school in 2.5 hours
> ******************** .png
>completely ******** the rest of the essay/story off a single summary in the back
>didn't get any sleep. Didn't proofread any of it.
>Hand it in
>Get a 94 on the essay
>MFW
#128 to #29 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Damn in my high school the most we wrote were 5 paragraph essays as tenth graders; College is gonna be bitch.
User avatar #148 to #29 - rieskimo (04/24/2013) [-]
There's something brave and scary in not proofreading a paper. If you succeed after turning in an unproofread paper it makes you want to do something dramatic like when a rapper drops the mic after a good show.
User avatar #151 to #29 - tenmillionbears (04/24/2013) [-]
Damn, 9 page essay in 10th grade? My 10th grade english teacher was ******* rough, but apparently not the roughest. Did you get these regularly?
#127 to #29 - lamerthanyou (04/24/2013) [-]
I just turned in a research paper that we've been working on the entire year without reading a single thing. I started the paper at 9, and finished at 1. Fourteen pages, in four hours. I was ******** my pants when I turned it in, and I got a 95. Procrastination is the best thing ever.
User avatar #58 to #29 - gardenmanly (04/23/2013) [-]
well you are Albert Einstein
+11
#36 to #29 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#90 to #36 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
MLA format, annoying, but useful.
#8 - blacktothefuture (04/23/2013) [-]
MFW people ask how I can write a good essay in two hours.
MFW people ask how I can write a good essay in two hours.
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#79 to #8 - Blackyy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#96 to #79 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Look at it again, and imagine him slowly saying "I'M clev-ah."

Did that help?
No?
Sorry. I tried.
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#198 to #96 - Blackyy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#256 to #198 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
The "Because" was clipped out. This just has him saying the rest of it.
User avatar #37 to #8 - babyanalraper (04/23/2013) [-]
Aaaand because essays contain opinions while scientific texts contain more facts and conclusions. Not hating on essays, but they're much easier to get a good grade on that say a biologi assignment.
User avatar #41 to #37 - blacktothefuture (04/23/2013) [-]
But perhaps it's easier to work from facts because they are supported with evidence from experiments, making it clear which facts are right or wrong. With an opinion you have to work harder to convince the reader you're right.

Which is why it is so easy to get a high score on an essay when you cater to the lecturer's own opinion

Anyway, thanks babyanalraper.
User avatar #254 to #41 - babyanalraper (04/24/2013) [-]
You're welcome o.O

In my opinion it demands a lot more research and devotion to make good conclusions, and more importantly motivate them, when writing something scientific than improvising an essay. I find it a lot easier to get the highest grade in english than in physics, and I'm a lot better at physics than english compared to the average student.
User avatar #45 to #41 - Kadzait (04/23/2013) [-]
but isn't that comment itself displaying opinions?
#210 to #8 - dcdt ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#220 to #8 - CXJokerXD (04/24/2013) [-]
MFW I turn in work and my teacher asks me for something I didn't know how to do.
MFW I turn in work and my teacher asks me for something I didn't know how to do.
User avatar #14 to #8 - zezenzerg ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
How???
User avatar #15 to #14 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/23/2013) [-]
Because he's clever.
User avatar #98 to #14 - moxmortuus ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
In my school I can just bull **** my papers and manage a 90 or higher.
#30 - mrhaihoang ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
how can you spend 5 hours on FJ? It gets so far away from front page in 1 hour already its dangerous.
User avatar #159 to #30 - gavinchase (04/24/2013) [-]
Boards, and miscellaneous conversations.
User avatar #246 to #30 - rhetoricalfunny (04/24/2013) [-]
Two Words

****
Storms
User avatar #39 to #30 - samxdaxman (04/23/2013) [-]
I don't spend 5 hours on FJ. But sometimes i visit the different boards, check other websites, etc. But that doesn't take 5 hours.
User avatar #33 to #30 - hydromatic (04/23/2013) [-]
OP spends the last 4 jerking it to all the penises in **** .
#122 - SilentRaver (04/24/2013) [-]
>Biology instructor says we won't have to turn in our 7 labs until the end of the semester   
>They replace our lab exam   
>Terrible procrastinator, terrible idea   
>End up only fully completing the 3 shortest ones   
>2 are only halfway complete   
>Last 2 (total of 30 pages) have absolutely zero 			*****		 written on them   
>They're in fate's hands now     
>Shove 'em in the binder anyway   
>mfw the grades are posted   
>86/100
>Biology instructor says we won't have to turn in our 7 labs until the end of the semester
>They replace our lab exam
>Terrible procrastinator, terrible idea
>End up only fully completing the 3 shortest ones
>2 are only halfway complete
>Last 2 (total of 30 pages) have absolutely zero ***** written on them
>They're in fate's hands now
>Shove 'em in the binder anyway
>mfw the grades are posted
>86/100
#65 - triggathepirate (04/23/2013) [-]
MFW i'm also currently procrastinating
#73 to #65 - vaginismus (04/23/2013) [-]
I can relate
I can relate
#74 to #65 - siodmy (04/23/2013) [-]
you should het some beer for you procrastination
#84 to #74 - triggathepirate (04/23/2013) [-]
That's more than a bad idea.   
I'll lay it down straight for what it's worth.   
I and other classmates have a deal with my eng 3 teacher, which allows us to read have read a book you brought in class instead of doing online test assignments, and you must either write some form of letter to the author, or make a power point on the book.   
I made a terrible mistake of picking Harlon ellison's "I have no mouth and I must scream." Due to nagging curiosities after seeing it on TVtropes so many times.   
Not only is it not just one story. But a collection. And this collection of stories being varied on cannibalism, rape, murder and promiscuity. I'm sure being buzzed doing it wouldn't help me if it was any less 			******		.    
MFW I now have to make a slideshow on two of these stories and the whole class will know I am a bleeding psychopath.
That's more than a bad idea.
I'll lay it down straight for what it's worth.
I and other classmates have a deal with my eng 3 teacher, which allows us to read have read a book you brought in class instead of doing online test assignments, and you must either write some form of letter to the author, or make a power point on the book.
I made a terrible mistake of picking Harlon ellison's "I have no mouth and I must scream." Due to nagging curiosities after seeing it on TVtropes so many times.
Not only is it not just one story. But a collection. And this collection of stories being varied on cannibalism, rape, murder and promiscuity. I'm sure being buzzed doing it wouldn't help me if it was any less ****** .
MFW I now have to make a slideshow on two of these stories and the whole class will know I am a bleeding psychopath.
User avatar #91 to #84 - siodmy (04/23/2013) [-]
well good luck to you then, I never had trouble programming on a slight buzz (can't say if the users are still alive... I don't give a hrigolly)
#66 to #65 - silverlance (04/23/2013) [-]
As am I
As am I
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#118 - deltadevilbladebtu **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#63 - waterlinx (04/23/2013) [-]
And teachers always tell us not to procrastinate
And teachers always tell us not to procrastinate
User avatar #43 - redtheninja (04/23/2013) [-]
2500 words due tomorrow on 2 different subjects, **** to scan, draw up, etc, gotta do it or I get kicked out of college.
Been on FunnyJunk since I got on computer.
User avatar #257 to #43 - redtheninja (04/25/2013) [-]
Update.
******* FINISHED IT YO~
#123 to #43 - ejacrobat (04/24/2013) [-]
I hope you enjoyed college.
#92 to #43 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
relax man. It's only your future thats gonna get ****** ! :)
#134 to #43 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (04/24/2013) [-]
I just finished a 2,500 word business plan last night. Took me a week. It was 10 pages plus a 2 page appendix. This is the finished product. Had it bound at Kinko's.
User avatar #75 to #43 - rokkarokkaali (04/23/2013) [-]
Do it now.
Do it ******* now.
#219 - OMGfacepalm (04/24/2013) [-]
This post reminded me of an essay i had to do for tomorrow morning, just finished it. my friends' faces when they see my post procrastination papers
#215 - tropicalbonerfish (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm suppose to be studying and writing a review
#206 - theafroman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have to read about 100 pages of Huckleberry Finn by tomorrow morning. Granted, it's not a hard book per se, but trying to understand what they're saying and the amount of pages I have to read is kinda difficult. It is currently 11:03. **** .
User avatar #208 to #206 - williamweatherford (04/24/2013) [-]
I feel your pain. I gotta read 40 pages of Mark Twain's Letters from the Earth and write an essay about it by my 3:30 class tomorrow. I've done none of it thus far.
#211 to #208 - theafroman (04/24/2013) [-]
I did something similar with Romeo and Juliet. I read almost all the play in one night, and finished the 800 word paper. I ended up getting an 87.
#212 to #211 - williamweatherford (04/24/2013) [-]
Good work, my friend.
Good work, my friend.
User avatar #218 to #212 - theafroman (04/24/2013) [-]
I hope it works out for you, too. Godspeed my friend.
#126 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (04/24/2013) [-]
If it gets the job done.
#115 - sokolftw (04/24/2013) [-]
When I sit down to do homework. WoW rams its face into my dick. Then I fail English.
User avatar #125 to #115 - tjsoup (04/24/2013) [-]
same..
User avatar #53 - mythicdragoon (04/23/2013) [-]
isn't a Funny channel on a site called FunnyJunk a bit redundant?
User avatar #61 to #53 - vannman (04/23/2013) [-]
you have to sort the funny from the junk somehow.



as you can see from the post its not working
#237 - nitsuan (04/24/2013) [-]
MFW I have a research paper I should be doing right now.
#213 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I have to write a review of a movie and translate it japanese.   
The translation is easy, but I have ti write a 			********		 my way through the review.   
< and thats why
I have to write a review of a movie and translate it japanese.
The translation is easy, but I have ti write a ******** my way through the review.
< and thats why
User avatar #223 to #213 - thatnerdyguy (04/24/2013) [-]
がんばって!
日本語の何年生ですか。
User avatar #239 to #223 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I see you're one those types who has cracked how to use hiragana and kanji with typing.

Nevertheless thank you.
I am a 3 year student of japanese, so I have taken six semesters.
What about you.
#245 to #239 - thatnerdyguy (04/24/2013) [-]
Huh. Well that entire comment looks like it deleted itself.
First I said "What OS are you using? I may be able to help you get that working."

< Then I said this.
I'm guessing that's what caused the problem.
User avatar #248 to #245 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Its more of a lack of trying.
I'm sure there are good language converters but I procrastinate when I go looking for them.
User avatar #249 to #248 - thatnerdyguy (04/24/2013) [-]
Dude, it should already be built in...I didn't install anything.
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