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#4 - spartanswimmer
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(04/23/2013) [-]
It's nearly 1:30....I still have two papers, an article review, and an accounting assignment due by morning
#16 to #4 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
You should of put "Nutella and Starbucks and UGGS and Leggings" as your comment and added "girls" next to white.
#95 to #16 - ilovehitler
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(04/24/2013) [-]
but what would that have had to do with the content?
#80 to #4 - ZakisBak
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(04/23/2013) [-]
got an 11 page english research paper due tomorrow, I have the title done. Maybe some of your awesomeness will rub off on me and help me get through this.
#207 to #80 - spartanswimmer
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(04/24/2013) [-]
He shall lead you to safety
#149 to #4 - arsenalthegunners ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
ah come on, we all do that, not because you're white.
#5 to #4 - kriegerx
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I have had no school in 5 weeks
#6 to #5 - kriegerx
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(04/23/2013) [-]
#7 to #6 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Elementary school kid
#10 to #6 - werefinding
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Why are Danish people smart?

Inb4 I'm Danish and find many Danish people stupid...
#251 to #10 - rainbowrush
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I'm Norwegian and find many Danish people stupid
#32 to #4 - spartanswimmer
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Just an update, one paper and article both postponed, accounting completed and paper finished at 4:30 am received a 94%
Just an update, one paper and article both postponed, accounting completed and paper finished at 4:30 am received a 94%
#67 to #32 - silverlance
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(04/23/2013) [-]
The hero FunnyJunk deserves
#225 to #32 - spartanswimmer
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Proof of submission
#226 to #225 - spartanswimmer
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Proof of grade
#139 to #32 - newborn
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(04/24/2013) [-]
#160 to #32 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
They grade your assignments and hand them back on the same day?
doubt.jpeg
#205 to #160 - spartanswimmer
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(04/24/2013) [-]
submitted paper online at 4:30 am he grades it at 10 am class at 12:35 pm
#221 to #205 - redorbit
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(04/24/2013) [-]
remains awesome.
remains awesome.
#8 - blacktothefuture
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(04/23/2013) [-]
MFW people ask how I can write a good essay in two hours.
MFW people ask how I can write a good essay in two hours.
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#96 to #79 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Look at it again, and imagine him slowly saying "I'M clev-ah."

Did that help?
No?
Sorry. I tried.
#198 to #96 - Blackyy **User deleted account**
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#256 to #198 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
The "Because" was clipped out. This just has him saying the rest of it.
#34 to #8 - spartanswimmer
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(04/23/2013) [-]
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#37 to #8 - babyanalraper
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Aaaand because essays contain opinions while scientific texts contain more facts and conclusions. Not hating on essays, but they're much easier to get a good grade on that say a biologi assignment.
#41 to #37 - blacktothefuture
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(04/23/2013) [-]
But perhaps it's easier to work from facts because they are supported with evidence from experiments, making it clear which facts are right or wrong. With an opinion you have to work harder to convince the reader you're right.

Which is why it is so easy to get a high score on an essay when you cater to the lecturer's own opinion

Anyway, thanks babyanalraper.
#254 to #41 - babyanalraper
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(04/24/2013) [-]
You're welcome o.O

In my opinion it demands a lot more research and devotion to make good conclusions, and more importantly motivate them, when writing something scientific than improvising an essay. I find it a lot easier to get the highest grade in english than in physics, and I'm a lot better at physics than english compared to the average student.
#45 to #41 - Kadzait
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(04/23/2013) [-]
but isn't that comment itself displaying opinions?
#210 to #8 - dcdt
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#220 to #8 - CXJokerXD
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(04/24/2013) [-]
MFW I turn in work and my teacher asks me for something I didn't know how to do.
MFW I turn in work and my teacher asks me for something I didn't know how to do.
#14 to #8 - zezenzerg
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(04/23/2013) [-]
How???
#15 to #14 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Because he's clever.
#98 to #14 - moxmortuus ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
In my school I can just bull **** my papers and manage a 90 or higher.
#21 - motorbowden
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(04/23/2013) [-]
dude i have a 12 page term paper due and i'm like, "yea i can totally bang this out." now i'm sitting on funnyjunk typing you this message to let you all know that this happens to everyone.
Pic related: its essentially what i have done so far
#113 to #21 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
12 pages is a lot dont feel lazy
#111 to #21 - allofthefish
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(04/24/2013) [-]
i had the same situation just yesterday. except when i got to school i realized: a) that i hadnt done any revising/editing from my rough draft and b) left my flash drive at home with the rough draft on it. i had my friend drive me back home at the beginning of my 5th period (my periods are 45 minutes long), i got back to school 10 minutes before 6th period, and got most of the needed changes done in time to print it out and hand it at the beginning of 7th period.
#255 to #21 - motorbowden
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(04/24/2013) [-]
come back a few hours later and find my comment made it to top 80 comments. What is life. I'd like to thank my Internet for existing and for the FJ community. Pic is for you ;)
#46 - crazyolitis
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Always procrastinate for as long as possible. Why? Because with procrastination time goes by. The more time goes by, the older you get, and the older you get, the wiser you become. Thus, one should always procrastinate for as long as possible.
#216 to #46 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
you sir have earned my respect
#214 to #46 - billybobjoeii
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I do it because I work best under pressure. When I have plenty of time I goof off.
#106 to #46 - breakfastlunch
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#217 to #46 - popkornking
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Kind of unrelated, but that reminds me I have found the key to immortality:   
1. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger   
2. Doing nothing doesn't kill you   
3. Do nothing   
4. Get stronger   
5. Repeat steps 3-4 until immortal   
6. ?????   
7. Profit!
Kind of unrelated, but that reminds me I have found the key to immortality:
1. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
2. Doing nothing doesn't kill you
3. Do nothing
4. Get stronger
5. Repeat steps 3-4 until immortal
6. ?????
7. Profit!
#52 to #46 - schneidend
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(04/23/2013) [-]
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#55 to #52 - crazyolitis
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I should also mention that, because you're wiser, the quality of your work increases. This is an example of what I said. 14 minutes ago I forgot about it, would I have waited 14 minutes longer, I would have remembered.

This pic is only posted because I rarely see it. I'm not that arrogant.
#29 - AlbertEinstein
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(04/23/2013) [-]
>Be in 10th Grade
>English is my worst subject. Don't know how to english.
>9 page essay due tomorrow on two books
>teachers says "I will know if you didn't read them"
>didn't read either of them
>******.jpg
>stressed out, I browse FJ until 12AM
>now I'm in more deep ****
>no sparknotes for books
>**************.jpg
>write essay for 2 hours and fall asleep
>wake up at 3:30AM, have to leave for school in 2.5 hours
>********************.png
>completely ******** the rest of the essay/story off a single summary in the back
>didn't get any sleep. Didn't proofread any of it.
>Hand it in
>Get a 94 on the essay
>MFW
#128 to #29 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Damn in my high school the most we wrote were 5 paragraph essays as tenth graders; College is gonna be bitch.
#148 to #29 - rieskimo
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(04/24/2013) [-]
There's something brave and scary in not proofreading a paper. If you succeed after turning in an unproofread paper it makes you want to do something dramatic like when a rapper drops the mic after a good show.
#151 to #29 - tenmillionbears
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Damn, 9 page essay in 10th grade? My 10th grade english teacher was ******* rough, but apparently not the roughest. Did you get these regularly?
#127 to #29 - lamerthanyou
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I just turned in a research paper that we've been working on the entire year without reading a single thing. I started the paper at 9, and finished at 1. Fourteen pages, in four hours. I was ******** my pants when I turned it in, and I got a 95. Procrastination is the best thing ever.
#58 to #29 - gardenmanly
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(04/23/2013) [-]
well you are Albert Einstein
#36 to #29 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
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#90 to #36 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
MLA format, annoying, but useful.
#30 - mrhaihoang
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(04/23/2013) [-]
how can you spend 5 hours on FJ? It gets so far away from front page in 1 hour already its dangerous.
#159 to #30 - gavinchase
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Boards, and miscellaneous conversations.
#246 to #30 - rhetoricalfunny
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Two Words

****
Storms
#39 to #30 - samxdaxman
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I don't spend 5 hours on FJ. But sometimes i visit the different boards, check other websites, etc. But that doesn't take 5 hours.
#33 to #30 - hydromatic
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(04/23/2013) [-]
OP spends the last 4 jerking it to all the penises in ****.
#122 - SilentRaver
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>Biology instructor says we won't have to turn in our 7 labs until the end of the semester   
>They replace our lab exam   
>Terrible procrastinator, terrible idea   
>End up only fully completing the 3 shortest ones   
>2 are only halfway complete   
>Last 2 (total of 30 pages) have absolutely zero ***** written on them   
>They're in fate's hands now     
>Shove 'em in the binder anyway   
>mfw the grades are posted   
>86/100
>Biology instructor says we won't have to turn in our 7 labs until the end of the semester
>They replace our lab exam
>Terrible procrastinator, terrible idea
>End up only fully completing the 3 shortest ones
>2 are only halfway complete
>Last 2 (total of 30 pages) have absolutely zero ***** written on them
>They're in fate's hands now
>Shove 'em in the binder anyway
>mfw the grades are posted
>86/100
#65 - triggathepirate
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(04/23/2013) [-]
MFW i'm also currently procrastinating
#73 to #65 - vaginismus
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I can relate
I can relate
#74 to #65 - siodmy
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(04/23/2013) [-]
you should het some beer for you procrastination
#84 to #74 - triggathepirate
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(04/23/2013) [-]
That's more than a bad idea.   
I'll lay it down straight for what it's worth.   
I and other classmates have a deal with my eng 3 teacher, which allows us to read have read a book you brought in class instead of doing online test assignments, and you must either write some form of letter to the author, or make a power point on the book.   
I made a terrible mistake of picking Harlon ellison's "I have no mouth and I must scream." Due to nagging curiosities after seeing it on TVtropes so many times.   
Not only is it not just one story. But a collection. And this collection of stories being varied on cannibalism, rape, murder and promiscuity. I'm sure being buzzed doing it wouldn't help me if it was any less ******.    
MFW I now have to make a slideshow on two of these stories and the whole class will know I am a bleeding psychopath.
That's more than a bad idea.
I'll lay it down straight for what it's worth.
I and other classmates have a deal with my eng 3 teacher, which allows us to read have read a book you brought in class instead of doing online test assignments, and you must either write some form of letter to the author, or make a power point on the book.
I made a terrible mistake of picking Harlon ellison's "I have no mouth and I must scream." Due to nagging curiosities after seeing it on TVtropes so many times.
Not only is it not just one story. But a collection. And this collection of stories being varied on cannibalism, rape, murder and promiscuity. I'm sure being buzzed doing it wouldn't help me if it was any less ******.
MFW I now have to make a slideshow on two of these stories and the whole class will know I am a bleeding psychopath.
#91 to #84 - siodmy
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(04/23/2013) [-]
well good luck to you then, I never had trouble programming on a slight buzz (can't say if the users are still alive... I don't give a hrigolly)
#66 to #65 - silverlance
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(04/23/2013) [-]
As am I
As am I
#43 - redtheninja
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(04/23/2013) [-]
2500 words due tomorrow on 2 different subjects, **** to scan, draw up, etc, gotta do it or I get kicked out of college.
Been on FunnyJunk since I got on computer.
#92 to #43 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
relax man. It's only your future thats gonna get ******! :)
#257 to #43 - redtheninja
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Update.
******* FINISHED IT YO~
#123 to #43 - ejacrobat
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I hope you enjoyed college.
#134 to #43 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I just finished a 2,500 word business plan last night. Took me a week. It was 10 pages plus a 2 page appendix. This is the finished product. Had it bound at Kinko's.
#75 to #43 - rokkarokkaali
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Do it now.
Do it ******* now.
#35 - bitchplzzz
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