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Some Actual Funny Jokes

Some Actual Funny Jokes. I was going though my favorites list when I can across this picture. Thought I'd post it again for those whom haven't seen it. Here's t

I was going though my favorites list when I can across this picture. Thought I'd post it again for those whom haven't seen it. Here's the original post: /funny_pictures/3358909/lawling+all+day/ Have a nice day.

People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama Cokes:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the wok.
I don' t think she has any games for
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
statistically... 9 out to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
my will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "Nor. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN'."
Kinky bitch.
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#39 - callmeribs (12/27/2012) [-]
I got kicked out of laser tag, apparently knifing someone to conserve ammo is unacceptable
#24 - artaisiousx (12/27/2012) [-]
My girlfriend choked to death recently. it was a terrible blow.
#27 to #24 - anon (12/27/2012) [-]
I was ******* my girlfriend and nearly came at 6 minutes, 30 seconds when she died mid coitus. Guess you could say she died half past sex in.
#1 - hopeyoudie (12/27/2012) [-]
I was raped last night

I wonder which of the 9 guys didn't enjoy it
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User avatar #11 to #1 - ozkarmak (12/27/2012) [-]
that´s ******* genius

also it wasn´t me......
User avatar #32 to #1 - turboderp (12/27/2012) [-]
I don't get it :c
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User avatar #82 to #1 - BShocker (12/27/2012) [-]
Way to copy the top comment of the original post on this here repost.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3358909/lawling+all+day/7#7
#85 to #1 - myfunnyfile (12/27/2012) [-]
Its not rape if you enjoy it.
#10 to #1 - junter (12/27/2012) [-]
My friend told this joke to a female friend of his once, and her reply was "Sometimes, it's ten out of ten".
#31 - hammerfell (12/27/2012) [-]
I lost it at "statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape".
#4 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
Princess Diana, 			****		 man, the only one I didn't laugh at.
Princess Diana, **** man, the only one I didn't laugh at.



User avatar #21 to #4 - maxismahname (12/27/2012) [-]
same here. it's probably because i didn't get it.
User avatar #22 to #21 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [-]
She died in a car crash
User avatar #23 to #22 - maxismahname (12/27/2012) [-]
oh yeah... that's not funny
#35 - Wallaq (12/27/2012) [-]
There is three apples on the table and Jamal takes two.   
   
What color is Jamal?
There is three apples on the table and Jamal takes two.

What color is Jamal?
#76 to #35 - thefunnynorwegian (12/27/2012) [-]
Searched google pictures with "Jamal"

Apperantly he`s a rapper or something from Iran or Turkey.
Didn`t search him up, just guessig though.
User avatar #121 - rockytwo (12/28/2012) [-]
so i was ******* my girlfriend and she kept on screaming this other guys name

anyone know someone named no?
#7 - antey (12/27/2012) [-]
oh thanks now i am going out too rape someone
oh thanks now i am going out too rape someone
User avatar #9 to #7 - olosos (12/27/2012) [-]
Lucky you! I've already wasted my 1st time :/
#55 to #7 - anon (12/27/2012) [-]
Noob...
User avatar #49 - crazyolitis (12/27/2012) [-]
terrible joke mode activated

what do friends and banana's have in common?
If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

terrible joke mode deactivated
#51 to #49 - derpwolf (12/27/2012) [-]
Erotic.
User avatar #53 to #51 - crazyolitis (12/27/2012) [-]
Want another one?
terrible joke mode activated___

how do you confuse a homosexual?
48!

_terrible joke mode deactivated
#54 to #53 - derpwolf (12/27/2012) [-]
Now that one you're going to have to explain some. But do tell another.
User avatar #56 to #54 - crazyolitis (12/27/2012) [-]
Alright, here is the explanation: it's a sort of "test". the random number 48 is meant to confuse people. since people are confused, they are a "homosexual".

TL;DR: That means you're gay.

and for another joke...
terrible joke mode activated

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them gets a heart attack. The other call 911 and says that his friend is dead. The 911-person tells him to make sure if he's dead. She hears a shot and the hunter says "what now?"

terrible joke mode deactivated
#112 to #56 - derpwolf (12/27/2012) [-]
Awesome. Another!
User avatar #116 to #112 - crazyolitis (12/28/2012) [-]
Thanks man. Sadly, i've run out of english jokes, so I'll translate a Dutch one for you. Hopefully you like Dutch humor.

terrible joke mode activated
Little John sits in class "vroom vroom!" he says. The teacher tells him to stop. "vroom vroom!" he says later. The teacher warns him that if he does it 1 more time, she'll send him out of the class. "vroom vroom!" he says again. Now the teacher's angry. "Johnny, get out of the class!" he replies with: "sorry miss, i'm out of gas."

terrible joke mode deactivated

By the way, I think i'll be gone in 30 minutes. It's 1 in the morning over here so if you want another one, you'llneed to be quick.
In case this conversation's over, I bid you a good night/day , good chap.
#129 to #116 - derpwolf (12/28/2012) [-]
That was awesome. Have any more?
User avatar #130 to #129 - crazyolitis (12/28/2012) [-]
terrible joke mode activated

You know, the first time I played baseball, I wondered why the ball was getting bigger and bigger.
then it hit me.

terrible joke mode deactivated

By the way, you can add me as a friend or something if you want.
#99 to #53 - naeoro (12/27/2012) [-]
I 			*******		 LOVE YOU
I ******* LOVE YOU
User avatar #104 to #99 - crazyolitis (12/27/2012) [-]
Looks like we got a homosexual over here!

nah, just kidding. Glad to make other people laugh. have a nice day.
#101 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (12/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #125 to #101 - joshkroger (12/28/2012) [-]
Did you read the description mate?
User avatar #89 - thehawkeye (12/27/2012) [-]
Just had a water fight down at the park with some local kids. I won!

No one's a match for me and my kettle.
User avatar #68 - shinobidesu (12/27/2012) [-]
How many ******* does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a woman?
Dead babies don't cry when I put my dick in them.
#33 - metired (12/27/2012) [-]
I dont believe in rape, I beliece in yes.
I dont believe in rape, I beliece in yes.
#37 - anon (12/27/2012) [-]
All these jokes are from sickipedia. Also the ones people are posting in the comments.
User avatar #111 to #37 - lucasman (12/27/2012) [-]
Oh boy! That was a good one!
User avatar #43 to #37 - wobblyloo (12/27/2012) [-]
yep noticed that too
User avatar #2 - swiekim (12/27/2012) [-]
MOAR
User avatar #96 - biggiesmallsballs (12/27/2012) [-]
How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling.
#93 - chezburgadominator (12/27/2012) [-]
This is the one of the first post I saw when I joined FJ.   
   
   
I like it.
This is the one of the first post I saw when I joined FJ.


I like it.
#41 - terrorturtle (12/27/2012) [-]
ARE YOU AN ICE CREAM MAN?

BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT OF GOOD HUMOR HERE.
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