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I was going though my favorites list when I can across this picture. Thought I'd post it again for those whom haven't seen it. Here's the original post: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3358909/lawling+all+day/ Have a nice day.

People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama Cokes:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the wok.
I don' t think she has any games for
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
statistically... 9 out to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
my will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "Nor. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN'."
Kinky bitch.
...
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#1 - hopeyoudie (12/27/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I was raped last night

I wonder which of the 9 guys didn't enjoy it
#39 - callmeribs (12/27/2012) [-]
I got kicked out of laser tag, apparently knifing someone to conserve ammo is unacceptable
#24 - artaisiousx (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My girlfriend choked to death recently. it was a terrible blow.
#4 - WhattheNorris (12/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Princess Diana, shit man, the only one I didn't laugh at.
Princess Diana, shit man, the only one I didn't laugh at.



#35 - Wallaq (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There is three apples on the table and Jamal takes two.   
   
What color is Jamal?
There is three apples on the table and Jamal takes two.

What color is Jamal?
#31 - hammerfell (12/27/2012) [-]
I lost it at "statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape".
#7 - antey (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
oh thanks now i am going out too rape someone
oh thanks now i am going out too rape someone
User avatar #49 - crazyolitis (12/27/2012) [+] (11 replies)
terrible joke mode activated

what do friends and banana's have in common?
If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

terrible joke mode deactivated
User avatar #12 - daentraya (12/27/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I dont understand the ginger frisbee one
#29 to #12 - davidnolan (12/27/2012) [-]
You play frisbee with two or more people the boomerang will come back to him so he can play by himself because hes ginger and nobody loves him
User avatar #121 - rockytwo (12/28/2012) [-]
so i was fucking my girlfriend and she kept on screaming this other guys name

anyone know someone named no?
#63 - missjessicaparker (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.

What's green and has 22 wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
Get in the Batmobile?

What's Green and smells like red paint?
Green paint.
User avatar #77 to #64 - Wingwalker (12/27/2012) [-]
YOU HAD ONE JOB.
#26 - douchebuttt ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
#101 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#37 - devout feminist (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
All these jokes are from sickipedia. Also the ones people are posting in the comments.
#34 - Yukimora (12/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I don't get the boss one.
User avatar #40 to #34 - rebby (12/27/2012) [-]
because at first it seems like he said it to the boss but it was as an email so the boss didnt hear it
User avatar #2 - swiekim ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
MOAR
#84 - pedomuhammed (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i dont get the frisbee one
User avatar #110 to #84 - somekornchick ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
boomerangs come back when they are thrown properly, and a stereotype for gingers is that they dont have friends.
User avatar #68 - shinobidesu (12/27/2012) [-]
How many niggers does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a woman?
Dead babies don't cry when I put my dick in them.
#33 - metired (12/27/2012) [-]
I dont believe in rape, I beliece in yes.
I dont believe in rape, I beliece in yes.
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