Soccer players be like. .. Hockey players be like i want to suck Mikasas Dick
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#100 - angrybarts (04/22/2014) [+] (45 replies)
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Awesome Soccer Rant on Tosh

Its soccer not "Football"
#9 - felixfj (04/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #9 - thefunnyside (04/22/2014) [-]
Source?
User avatar #54 to #9 - coolcalx (04/22/2014) [-]
If I remember correctly, he was making fun of someone else
User avatar #110 to #54 - jokexplain (04/22/2014) [-]
so he was waiting for someone to hit him gently to make the joke?
nah mate you're thinking of someone else
User avatar #240 to #110 - coolcalx (04/23/2014) [-]
no, I mean I believe someone else earlier in the game faked an injury, so the player reacted to being touched very melodramatically as a joke

it's possible I'm thinking of someone else. just clarifying what I meant
#21 to #9 - fecal (04/22/2014) [-]
That's almost impressibe how far he takes that
#25 to #21 - felixfj (04/22/2014) [-]
one random football gif for ya.
one random football gif for ya.
#86 to #25 - sabaton (04/22/2014) [-]
this was my first attempt at merging gifs
this was my first attempt at merging gifs
#101 to #86 - bonlino (04/22/2014) [-]
i for one think this is hilarious.
i for one think this is hilarious.
User avatar #102 to #101 - sabaton (04/22/2014) [-]
thank you!
User avatar #158 to #25 - flomosho (04/22/2014) [-]
Looks like Rugby.
#157 to #25 - fecal (04/22/2014) [-]
jezus, his ass must be almost as sore as OP's
#7 - pappathethird (04/22/2014) [-]
stop it das gay
stop it das gay
User avatar #69 to #7 - welfarekid (04/22/2014) [-]
he moved his hand at first and was like oh thats okay.
#56 to #7 - presentdent (04/22/2014) [-]
Was this a way of proving he was faking?
User avatar #162 to #56 - mintyarseflakes (04/22/2014) [-]
No, Joey Barton and Danny Guthrie used to play for Newcastle together, it's just Joey joking around.
#168 to #7 - mouldyfish (04/22/2014) [-]
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#242 to #168 - rebaj (04/23/2014) [-]
Is there a "Boom, Headshot" gif or pic?
User avatar #185 to #168 - pappathethird (04/22/2014) [-]
love that gif
#58 to #7 - jbywalec (04/22/2014) [-]
That is Joey Barton. Crazy bastard. (He took someone out earlier, gif does not show it all).
That is Joey Barton. Crazy bastard. (He took someone out earlier, gif does not show it all).
User avatar #79 to #58 - robertolee (04/22/2014) [-]
Joey barton is a prick. I used to play for newcastle academy and this asshole put a cigar out on one of the older kids faces, there was hell on at the club about it. Pretty sure his brother is in jail for attempted murder or something aswell.
#87 to #79 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
Goes from the Newcastle Academy to sitting on the internet watching funnyjunk, what a life mate...
Cool story too.
User avatar #88 to #87 - robertolee (04/22/2014) [-]
Haha I'm allowed to have unproductive time. I'm not 100% driven every day.
#156 to #88 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
Well fair enough :p
User avatar #180 to #79 - jbywalec (04/22/2014) [-]
Yeah man, I heard about that when it happened. Tell us more about it seeing as you were on the inside of it. (Obv don't say anything that could get you in trouble).
User avatar #263 to #180 - robertolee (04/23/2014) [-]
I wasn't there to see it happen I just saw the aftermath of it. The kid didn't come back for like a month, all of the coaches tried to keep their calm because most of them knew the kid but would bad mouth joey quite abit because he used to come and show off all the time, he set fire to a £50 quid note once to light his cigar and thought he was funny. I'm not sure what the kid did to piss him off but he was supposed to have a short temper anyway and when we trained near the first team which wasn't often we were told not to really talk to them or approach them.
User avatar #264 to #263 - jbywalec (04/23/2014) [-]
Right, fair enough retaliating if the kid was being cocky and annoying. But man, putting a cigar in someones eye is just a disgrace.
User avatar #206 to #58 - bleebloo (04/22/2014) [-]
He seems like the real life version of an asshole from a Disney movie
#1 - dahlirious (04/22/2014) [-]
Hockey players be like
Hockey players be like
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#137 to #134 - domefige (04/22/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's the Ottawa Senators and Buffalo Sabres in the NHL
User avatar #245 to #1 - heatmon (04/23/2014) [-]
toy story - you've got a friend in me music
#261 to #1 - billburr (04/23/2014) [-]
I am Canadian, and this gif accurately represents our country.
#112 to #1 - silvermarsh (04/22/2014) [-]
Refs be like
Refs be like
User avatar #6 to #1 - tippidyt (04/22/2014) [-]
New favorite gif!
#90 to #1 - pyromanicturtlez (04/22/2014) [-]
Rugby players be like
Rugby players be like
#178 to #90 - WelshFapper (04/22/2014) [-]
TUILAGI BEAST MODE
TUILAGI BEAST MODE
User avatar #243 to #90 - yindragon (04/23/2014) [-]
Did that guy just knock his bone back into place on the field in the middle of a game?
User avatar #247 to #90 - Jazdawg (04/23/2014) [-]
pretty sure thats afl.....
#59 - clechyl (04/22/2014) [-]
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#105 to #59 - zerith (04/22/2014) [-]
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#13 - whatasickname (04/22/2014) [-]
Soccer/Football players that aren't Christiano Ronaldo be like
Soccer/Football players that aren't Christiano Ronaldo be like
#18 to #13 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
Or Luis "Donkey face" Suarez. I swear to god if they name him player of the year, i'll never watch this sellout of a sport again
#20 to #18 - ephialtes (04/22/2014) [-]
Tell me why he shouldn't win it, in all seriousness, give me one solid reason.
He missed the first 5 games of the season, came back a different man, he hasn't got into any trouble this season, and currently he is the top scorer, and has the most assists, in what realm does that not win player of the year?
User avatar #60 to #20 - jbywalec (04/22/2014) [-]
I would not fault you man. Personally I think Suarez is the best striker in the world! The only other player that would make me not think so is Ibrahimovic.
Cause Ronaldo and Messi are not strikers...
I think Ronaldo is better than Messi though
obv just my opinion
#55 to #20 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
The part where he's a diving scumbag that gets away with **** ?
User avatar #197 to #20 - DisgruntledTomato (04/22/2014) [-]
Immensely skilled no doubt about it but he has the attitude of a spoiled brat. Every time a decision goes against him he flips a **** at the referee and he dives like there is no tomorrow. That being said Liverpool, despite Suarez being a total arseclown, deserve to win this season.
#234 to #197 - frankbeeflinks (04/23/2014) [-]
Consider the following.jpeg : He is a footballer from uruguay, they teach you how to mess with the refs to get the calls they want.
With that being said I like mexican football and latin football but to be honest they act like that to get there way. Thats why I stopped watching that league and starting watching the premier league, its better football.
Oh and the MLS even though its kinda of a joke they don't flop that bad because thier mindset is if there is "a man on the floor ,he is not playing football, he is good for nothing".
#76 to #18 - cockineveryorifice (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes how dare they name the best player the player of the year. ******* retard.
#8 - felixfj (04/22/2014) [-]
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#147 - cristiancho (04/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #233 to #147 - EjaculationMan (04/23/2014) [-]
i love how he thrust himself in the guy and the black guy clinch his buttocks thinking someone tried to give him a surprise buttsex
User avatar #171 to #147 - talonhalfstar (04/22/2014) [-]
******* really?
User avatar #172 to #171 - thebobinito (04/22/2014) [-]
It's more common than you think.
User avatar #174 to #172 - talonhalfstar (04/22/2014) [-]
do these players in the Professional soccer/futbol league not have a sense of sportsmanship? Or is it encouraged to act like a ******* pussy? Please tell me these sport actually has sincere players.
User avatar #175 to #174 - thebobinito (04/22/2014) [-]
They used to, back before the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo took dives for small things, don't get me wrong he's a phenomenal player but it really started around that time.
#2 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
i watched enough kong fu / thai chi / karate movies.. they used their spirit, not their body to tackle them
i watched enough kong fu / thai chi / karate movies.. they used their spirit, not their body to tackle them
#213 to #2 - thediablo (04/22/2014) [-]
mfw kong fu
#3 to #2 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
did you see it?
did you see it?
#5 to #4 - cysco (04/22/2014) [-]
i bet you didnt even noticed, that the last image was a screen from kong fu husle and not a soccer match
i bet you didnt even noticed, that the last image was a screen from kong fu husle and not a soccer match
#74 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
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#170 to #74 - willypmedina (04/22/2014) [-]
Grande el loco Higuita, the best (in my opinion) Colombian Goalkeeper in history. He did el escorpion, in Wembley (london) and the whole stadium cheered him.
#200 to #170 - joeymroux (04/22/2014) [-]
You can almost hear his steel balls smack together when he did this.
You can almost hear his steel balls smack together when he did this.
#28 - dathunter (04/22/2014) [-]
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#165 to #28 - thebiggestfail (04/22/2014) [-]
lol I think this might be a celebration. Looks like they're wearing the same kit
User avatar #176 to #165 - theaznreclaimer (04/22/2014) [-]
I think I remember someone telling me that they were poking fun at someone else.
#153 - hurleyy (04/22/2014) [-]
hockey players be like
User avatar #214 to #153 - alhemicar (04/22/2014) [-]
I'd love playing hockey if it wasn't as popular as crocquet where i live

balkanproblems.jpg
User avatar #251 to #153 - tommythecatt (04/23/2014) [-]
Thumbed for Python my friend.
#16 - moonmist (04/22/2014) [-]
Hockey players be like 			****		 this glass 			*****
Hockey players be like **** this glass *****
User avatar #29 to #16 - notnewaccount (04/22/2014) [-]
Hockey players play with armors. They're faggots
#111 to #16 - silvermarsh (04/22/2014) [-]
Hockey players be like 			****		 your future children
Hockey players be like **** your future children
User avatar #265 to #111 - moonmist (04/23/2014) [-]
**** Lucic!

GO WINGS I know it doesn't look good right now
User avatar #266 to #265 - silvermarsh (04/24/2014) [-]
**** yes go Wings.
devils fan who really wants to see the Bruins get eliminated
#53 - dsweeney (04/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #239 to #53 - randolphthebeast (04/23/2014) [-]
Brodie Smith. The biggest douche in the Ultimate Frisbee world. His videos are still pretty cool though.
#67 to #53 - alumah (04/22/2014) [-]
nailed it
#108 to #53 - zerith (04/22/2014) [-]
HFW
HFW
#12 - worldatarms (04/22/2014) [-]
Soccer players be taking cheating to the extreme
Soccer players be taking cheating to the extreme
User avatar #209 to #12 - fukkendragonite (04/22/2014) [-]
That still happens all the time on Football Manager
#223 - shadowryu (04/22/2014) [-]
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#252 to #223 - minekiller (04/23/2014) [-]
Makes me laugh every time!
Makes me laugh every time!
#246 to #227 - cedarsacademy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
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#267 to #246 - maguitox (04/25/2014) [-]
And that's how a goal is made
And that's how a goal is made
#15 - cuffeman (04/22/2014) [-]
He was actually take out by a sniper
He was actually take out by a sniper
#154 - noooooooooo (04/22/2014) [-]
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#140 - gameboyirl (04/22/2014) [-]
Baseball players be like
Baseball players be like
#135 - tugaii (04/22/2014) [-]
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#23 - ildouche (04/22/2014) [-]
Football at its best
Football at its best
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