Sandy. And I masturbate a lot.. I'm doing both, I am currently making a hurricane fortress with my own dried semen... le antichrist Face Big juicy shesaidshewasleg
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#12 - reallifebutters (10/29/2012) [-]
**reallifebutters rolls 33** Should I prepare for the super storm?
#45 to #12 - dubsmckenzie (10/29/2012) [-]
**dubsmckenzie rolls 0** Should I go to sleep?
#46 to #45 - dubsmckenzie (10/29/2012) [-]
#70 to #46 - themrawesome (10/29/2012) [-]
Listen, buddy, take this.
Nobody likes watermarks.
#207 to #70 - dubsmckenzie (10/30/2012) [-]
Thanks! Take this pirate in return.
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#221 to #45 - bryansevencs (10/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #12 - icandividebyzero (10/29/2012) [-]
**icandividebyzero rolls 3** Will the storm change directions and kill everyone on the west coast?
User avatar #53 to #12 - logicisdumb (10/29/2012) [-]
**logicisdumb rolls 6** Is the hurricane gonna pwn me?
#54 to #53 - logicisdumb (10/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #244 to #12 - thenewnuggubler (10/30/2012) [-]
**thenewnuggubler rolls 4** what should i do, O magic conch?
User avatar #246 to #244 - thenewnuggubler (10/30/2012) [-]
**thenewnuggubler rolls 5** what should i do, O magic conch?
User avatar #247 to #246 - thenewnuggubler (10/30/2012) [-]
well
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User avatar #304 to #12 - thekeeblerguy (10/30/2012) [-]
**thekeeblerguy rolls 2** So, Spider Man is the king of the internet, right?
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User avatar #119 to #12 - koppmelk (10/29/2012) [-]
**koppmelk rolls 5** should i go to bed?
User avatar #235 to #12 - comentator (10/30/2012) [-]
**comentator rolls 7**
Does my gf love me?
#238 to #235 - comentator (10/30/2012) [-]
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#13 to #12 - phanact (10/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #31 to #12 - mostlyshits (10/29/2012) [-]
** *********** rolls 3**
should i masturbate to dickgirls?
User avatar #32 to #31 - mostlyshits (10/29/2012) [-]
** *********** rolls 0** well....
what about now
User avatar #33 to #32 - mostlyshits (10/29/2012) [-]
oh..... ****
User avatar #34 to #33 - reallifebutters (10/29/2012) [-]
I am sorry bro but the conch has spoken
User avatar #35 to #34 - mostlyshits (10/29/2012) [-]
JOKE'S ON YOU
I ENJOYED IT
but the cat sure didn't
User avatar #36 to #35 - reallifebutters (10/29/2012) [-]
You enjoyed dieing?
User avatar #37 to #36 - mostlyshits (10/29/2012) [-]
yeah
bleach tasted funny tho
#57 to #37 - nothingtodohere (10/29/2012) [-]
And over here you'll see a **** loaf of purple lines.
User avatar #234 to #57 - gingerfuntime (10/30/2012) [-]
" **** loaf"
"loaf"
"loaf"

I can just imagine a giant loaf of **** .
#300 to #234 - nothingtodohere (10/30/2012) [-]
Hmm yeah I can imagine that lol......my bad.
User avatar #38 to #12 - reallifebutters (10/29/2012) [-]
**reallifebutters rolls 8** So should I prepare for the super storm?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reallifebutters (10/29/2012) [-]
Sound like the perfect plan to me!
#47 to #12 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** Is anyone IRL attracted to me?
#17 to #12 - phanact (10/29/2012) [-]
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>"Ask a question and roll 1"
>Tries for dubs anyway
User avatar #22 to #12 - rawpedobearraw (10/29/2012) [-]
**rawpedobearraw rolls 2** should i feel sorry for the lives to be loss?
#25 to #22 - reallifebutters (10/29/2012) [-]
#23 to #22 - rawpedobearraw (10/29/2012) [-]
that's load off my mind
User avatar #24 to #22 - phanact (10/29/2012) [-]
The magic conch is right. You should always laugh at death
#147 to #12 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** Will this be the end of it all?
User avatar #121 to #12 - ompalomper (10/29/2012) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 9** should i feel bad for leaving the tap on and laughing while i think of the children in africa that would kill for that water?
User avatar #122 to #121 - ompalomper (10/29/2012) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 6** oh god why? i like this account i have so many favorites on it that i won't be able to find again. may i please keep my account oh all mighty conch?
User avatar #123 to #122 - ompalomper (10/29/2012) [-]
thank you for your mercy oh great conch
User avatar #229 to #12 - bloodbathmcbullet (10/30/2012) [-]
**bloodbathmcbullet rolls 8** I am gay, is this alright?
#233 to #229 - reallifebutters (10/30/2012) [-]
Even the conch is pro gay
User avatar #108 to #12 - iregretthis (10/29/2012) [-]
**iregretthis rolls 8** Will I finally get laid by the end of next year?
#109 to #108 - iregretthis (10/29/2012) [-]
Hey, sounds like a plan.
Hey, sounds like a plan.
User avatar #216 to #12 - memeticman (10/30/2012) [-]
**memeticman rolls 6** Was I Phone?
User avatar #251 to #12 - Nickdowgg (10/30/2012) [-]
**Nickdowgg rolls 8**
Should I get ready for the storm? Even though I live in Northern Wisconsin?
#253 to #251 - Nickdowgg (10/30/2012) [-]
But.. I lost all of my porn.
But.. I lost all of my porn.
User avatar #274 to #253 - reallifebutters (10/30/2012) [-]
Dude cheese heads represent
User avatar #201 to #12 - llpanic (10/30/2012) [-]
**llpanic rolls 1** does he look like a bitch?
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User avatar #195 to #12 - tmlfana (10/30/2012) [-]
**tmlfana rolls 5** is spider-man the king of the internet?
#198 to #195 - tmlfana (10/30/2012) [-]
well magic conch
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#182 to #12 - chest (10/30/2012) [-]
**chest rolls 3** Should I ask you a question?
User avatar #176 to #12 - illogicalkhan (10/30/2012) [-]
**illogicalkhan rolls 3** Am I going to roll dubs
User avatar #179 to #176 - illogicalkhan (10/30/2012) [-]
**illogicalkhan rolls 1** am I going to roll dubs
User avatar #180 to #179 - illogicalkhan (10/30/2012) [-]
**illogicalkhan rolls 75** here we go
User avatar #181 to #180 - illogicalkhan (10/30/2012) [-]
You...
lied to me......why
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#152 - cheezyman (10/29/2012) [-]
BUT HOW
#228 - xdiabolicx (10/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #278 to #228 - pootisguy (10/30/2012) [-]
First worthy event to happen in years and it gets overshadowed by a stupid hurricane.
User avatar #296 to #278 - xdiabolicx (10/30/2012) [-]
which event might you be referring to?
User avatar #297 to #296 - pootisguy (10/30/2012) [-]
the 7.7 earthquake on saturday.

the 6.3 on sunday.

the 6.2, 2 hours ago.
User avatar #298 to #297 - xdiabolicx (10/30/2012) [-]
where was this? when i said west coast i meant arizona lol
User avatar #299 to #298 - pootisguy (10/30/2012) [-]
this happened of the coast of hiada gwaii (queen Charlotte Islands) in British Columbia, i little out your area.
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#126 - ragged (10/29/2012) [-]
It's been raining all day.    
   
Super scary u guise
It's been raining all day.

Super scary u guise
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#292 - Digitalphear (10/30/2012) [-]
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#111 - amirblumenfeld (10/29/2012) [-]
I love living in England. Where it is consistently average weather everyday of the year. No sun, no scary storms - just bland old boring clouds. Everyday. All year round.
I love living in England. Where it is consistently average weather everyday of the year. No sun, no scary storms - just bland old boring clouds. Everyday. All year round.
#125 to #111 - antowon (10/29/2012) [-]
make the caption "deal with it"
make the caption "deal with it"
#154 to #125 - amirblumenfeld (10/29/2012) [-]
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#136 to #111 - bladeboy (10/29/2012) [-]
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#149 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
Both hands on desk...
Spidey's got a 3rd arm :l
User avatar #150 to #149 - phanact (10/29/2012) [-]
He has 8
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#75 to #74 - phanact (10/29/2012) [-]
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#290 - julpiter (10/30/2012) [-]
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#95 - awesomeguyTS (10/29/2012) [-]
I'm doing both, I am currently making a hurricane fortress with my own dried semen...
I'm doing both, I am currently making a hurricane fortress with my own dried semen...
#116 to #95 - skinless (10/29/2012) [-]
wut
wut
#114 to #95 - scsuper ONLINE (10/29/2012) [-]
lolwut
#50 - Deavas (10/29/2012) [-]
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east coast brothers
#257 - zeusx (10/30/2012) [-]
why are hurricanes usually named after women?



because when they come theyre wet and wild but when they go they take your car and your house with them
User avatar #306 to #257 - splinterloo (10/31/2012) [-]
I was gonna say because where ever they go they bring only destruction and suffering...
User avatar #261 to #257 - ButtonFly ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
Actually the hurricanes go back and forth between male and female names all along the alphabet. It can start off like Hurricane Andy then Brandy then Chris, Debra, Eric, Francine... so on and so forth.
#263 to #261 - zeusx (10/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #265 to #263 - ButtonFly ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
That picture made me laugh much harder than it should have. Thank you.
#266 to #265 - zeusx (10/30/2012) [-]
#269 to #261 - whathappenslive (10/30/2012) [-]
Fact. But you still killed the joke man.
#262 to #261 - Thebiggeorgy (10/30/2012) [-]
#254 - penistar (10/30/2012) [-]
I feel bad for New York right now...
#281 to #254 - anon (10/30/2012) [-]
Never feel bad for New York, they had it coming to them.
#280 to #254 - anon (10/30/2012) [-]
you forgot the chitari.
User avatar #285 to #280 - DiabloStrawhat (10/30/2012) [-]
I think Godzilla ate them all...
#217 - Pompano (10/30/2012) [-]
Sandy is only a Category one, Gulf Coastfags like us put up with much worse.
User avatar #259 to #217 - phonerstonerboner (10/30/2012) [-]
If only I could thumb you multiple times. I've made that point so many times. Hell, I get larger winds and more rain in middle TN. I also lived through several hurricanes in New Orleans.
User avatar #276 to #217 - tyuru (10/30/2012) [-]
Yay for New Orleans
User avatar #282 to #217 - pootisguy (10/30/2012) [-]
I dont live in the gulf, i live on the west coast of Canada. around here we experience 2-3 major winter storms that often include higher rainfall and winds then what there experiencing on the eastern seaboard right now.

the medias making better then it is because there unprepared and theres 9 million p[people being affected.
User avatar #224 to #217 - AdamLostTheGame (10/30/2012) [-]
You make a good point. The media is making it out to be way worse than it is. Although the places it is hitting hard aren't really equipped to handle it.
User avatar #225 to #217 - sabbykat (10/30/2012) [-]
Damn right, Ivan was a bitch and Katrina was a ******* whore. Yankees need to grow a pair.
#62 - dehymenator (10/29/2012) [-]
But I can see both his hands...
User avatar #63 to #62 - phanact (10/29/2012) [-]
>implying spiderman only has two hands
#130 - SuperCookie (10/29/2012) [-]
Why don't we have both?
#132 to #130 - phanact (10/29/2012) [-]
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That's hot as ****
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#200 - bdowns (10/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #58 - himyouknowwho (10/29/2012) [-]
everyone is getting prepared for hurricane Sandy, and i am just sitting here masturbating in europe.
User avatar #59 to #58 - europe (10/29/2012) [-]
you're masturbating... inside me??
#60 to #59 - phanact (10/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #61 to #59 - himyouknowwho (10/29/2012) [-]
i am masturbating in europe while i am masturbating in Europe
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