Rex. . VIII] Mit ONE NIB HEX. He was working for the burglar all along!
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#6 - unicornattacks (07/19/2013) [-]
He was working for the burglar all along!
#7 - imonaboatman (07/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
That's why I'm just gonna get one of these.

He may let him in, but he won't let him out.
#47 - Shmuck (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - heafi (07/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
You don't want him to open doors, don't give him a dinosaur name!
You don't want him to open doors, don't give him a dinosaur name!
#27 - fagaloneon (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#32 - citry (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#34 to #32 - killerblue (07/20/2013) [-]
Great this picture again...time to stay up all night
#76 - aviox (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #13 - teseus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You don't just ask a golden retriever to be a guard dog. They are dumb as hell. They have a heart the size of our galaxy, an extraordinary sense of loyalty and selflessness and they love to serve pretty much any human being, but they are dumb. Don't get me wrong, I love this breed but they don't think that they should protect the house, they think: "hey, that silly human is stuck on the outside. He must've forgot his keys. Better help him get in!"

You don't get a golden retriever if you don't want burglars to go home with a friend for life and their faces licked by an adorable being.
#71 - ReptaurLOLL (07/20/2013) [-]
Well Dog, the sign on the door isn't helping your situation.
#23 - tormain (07/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Personally I really want a Great Dane or a Groenendael (not sure if that is the correct English name but look it up, the look like shepherd dogs but have a head very similar to a Flat-coated retriever of which my mom has two).
#77 - jcjohnson ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
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#64 - Cambro (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Last weekend a man drunk out of his mind decided to break into my neighbors' home across the street. Our old houses have a foyer, meaning we have a door, a small room (the foyer) and then another door before you are actually in the house.

Drunkie broke through the first door using an umbrella handle. Little did his drunk ass know that my neighbors have three Labradors. The sound of glass breaking drove all three of them wild, barking and howling and snarling. There barking awoke my neighbor, who ran down the stairs carrying a shotgun. The drunk bastard saw through the second glass door three giant, angry dogs and an angry, armed man shouting "GET THE **** OUTTA MY HOUSE."

He literally pissed himself and tripped trying to run. Cops swarmed and tagged him before he could even stagger half a block.
User avatar #90 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
I don't know how my dog would react to a burglar braking into my house (he's a German Shepherd) because he's really smart, but really dumb, if that makes any sense. I'd like to think he'd tear him a new anus, but he'd probably just sit there and watch him rob me.
#83 - pendeja (07/20/2013) [-]
Doggy doors are a good investment
Doggy doors are a good investment
User avatar #43 - icametocomment (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My dog's an eighty-pound pit bull. And if she meets somebody new, she'll bark up a storm and fluff up her hackles.

And yet once she sniffs them, or they call her by name, she's all "LIEK OMG BEST FRAND 4 EVUR"
#42 - ubermasterfaggot (07/20/2013) [+] (14 replies)
This is my dog. The only thing he needs is water.
I want a husky, holy **** ;_;
User avatar #57 to #56 - brandofan (07/20/2013) [-]
It's Cube World
User avatar #33 - sackit (07/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
every dog owner on FJ

"Dogs are so loyal and will defend you versus robbers and they are smart and they cna learn tricks"

Who is lauhgting now?
#39 to #38 - ancientchaos (07/20/2013) [-]
Cats are cool too, but Im more of a dog person
Cats are cool too, but Im more of a dog person
User avatar #29 - foaly (07/20/2013) [-]
I guess you could say that life was ruff.
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