Payback is a bitch. Older brothers are awesome.. Lie: Lie: Must mend a dusty be}: full N marbles under my bed with written en the inside in a . year ead' s writ
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Payback is a bitch

Payback is a bitch. Older brothers are awesome.. Lie: Lie: Must mend a dusty be}: full N marbles under my bed with written en the inside in a . year ead' s writ

Older brothers are awesome.

Lie:
Lie:
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a . year did gehn marris was under my bed and he said ‘that kid stuck my head in the
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User avatar #5 - successfully (07/03/2013) [-]
Kid must have gone crazy.

He lost his marbles, get it?
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#27 to #5 - sandbagger has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #51 to #5 - deathstare (07/04/2013) [-]
So hold on. This kid is a ******* private investigator or something? From just the handwriting he found out the authors age at the time? Note it says, 10 year old's handwriting. Someone hire him right now! For all we know, he could find out what a suspect looks like from smelling his farts or something.
User avatar #64 to #51 - successfully (07/04/2013) [-]
Maybe he could tell us where Edward Snowden is!
Oh wait Russia already did that.
#38 to #5 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
If you wanted to successfully execute this joke you should have just said that he lost his marbles.
User avatar #41 to #38 - successfully (07/04/2013) [-]
I, successfully, executed this joke.

I wasn't going for a Carlos pun.
User avatar #125 to #12 - dapokekid (07/04/2013) [-]
pbg got a dog??
#8 to #5 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account** (07/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - EdwardNigma (07/04/2013) [-]
That older brother sounds like a top notch ************ .
#1 - darpios (07/03/2013) [-]
John Morris, hurry for Castlevania!
John Morris, hurry for Castlevania!
#109 to #1 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
hurry? you meant hooray?
#121 to #109 - darpios (07/04/2013) [-]
Hurray, actually.
#78 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
he got picked on by a kid that collected marbles?
User avatar #89 to #78 - TheFixer (07/04/2013) [-]
it was a different time. marbles were "valuable" they had a game that you would play this was back in the day probably about the time the first computer(s) were invented
User avatar #106 to #89 - tarekmig (07/04/2013) [-]
I have marbles the size of my balls.
User avatar #90 to #89 - ludislavonac (07/04/2013) [-]
Well I played with marbles as a kid in the 90's, so there were popular for quite some time
User avatar #128 to #90 - TheFixer (07/06/2013) [-]
it was still a different time
User avatar #97 to #90 - fantomen (07/04/2013) [-]
Dude, I did too!
Even when everyone had gameboys and nokias, there would be marble games in the sand box every summer. And nobody was as cool as the kid that really knew how to hustle marble games like a pro.
User avatar #96 to #78 - yipkendu (07/04/2013) [-]
He got picked on by a marble that collected kids.
#49 - saladtongsofdeath (07/04/2013) [-]
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HFW he realized he lost his marbles
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User avatar #37 - domogle (07/04/2013) [-]
Sorry no good English
>Have toy soldiers
>Have marbles
>Marble knock down toy soldier when hit with marble
>Play with friend
>They all throw marble not roll
>Fun game is ruin by people not playing write
>Why don't people playwright
User avatar #120 to #37 - daentraya (07/04/2013) [-]
The 'wright' and 'write' is in this case, 'right'. Entirely different spelling for the same dahm sound. That's all, really. Other than that, it's just weird but understandable word and sentence structures
User avatar #84 to #37 - kyrill ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
are you russian by any chance? My dad showed me this game before
#56 to #37 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
That's pretty good english! Just a few grammatical mistakes, but your punctuation and spellings are mostly right. A bit more practice and you'll become better
User avatar #126 to #56 - domogle (07/04/2013) [-]
Thanks for being morally supportive but I exploited the fact that people thumb up comments that look like this, well I shouldnt say exploited because I just did it to make people laugh, but uhhh yeah native english speaker here whattup?
User avatar #50 to #37 - bannon (07/04/2013) [-]
Soldier is kill?
#63 to #37 - jackii (07/04/2013) [-]
I read that in a strong mexican accent
#113 to #63 - daniraldo (07/04/2013) [-]
I read it in Borat's voice.
#79 to #37 - nightdude (07/04/2013) [-]
mfw playwright
#52 - bdowns (07/04/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at /b/ trying to pick up girls **
#72 to #52 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
Sweet roll
#10 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
I thought the "swirly" thing was a myth... That actually happens in America?

You sick ***** .
User avatar #13 to #10 - mymiddleleg (07/03/2013) [-]
Apparently so
User avatar #45 to #10 - ugoboom ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
that stuff is long gone, my dad was once but it's not a thing anymore.
#83 to #10 - mrbassman ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
I got a referral for watching my friend get a swirly in 5th grade. He volunteered for it so I didn't see what the problem was.
I got a referral for watching my friend get a swirly in 5th grade. He volunteered for it so I didn't see what the problem was.
User avatar #122 to #10 - niggernazi (07/04/2013) [-]
my little brother tried to stuck my head in to the toilet. That **** was kind of hilarious but he never succeed
#123 to #10 - tyraxio (07/04/2013) [-]
Could someoneplease tell me what swirlying is? I am confus and afraid I am making it sound worse or better than it is.
User avatar #124 to #123 - masdercheef (07/04/2013) [-]
You stick someone's head in a toilet and flush.

I, for one, haven't heard of it happening since, like, the fifties or seventies.
#127 to #124 - tyraxio (07/05/2013) [-]
Ahh. I didn't think it had a name.

Due to context I seriously thought it means putting one of the marbles with the swirls inside up your butt.

im sorry whats wrong with me
User avatar #28 to #10 - improbablyyourdad ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
Oh really, faggot? Look up seagulling.
#70 to #28 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
Who the **** cares about semen? That **** would just gimme a boner and a tasty treat!
User avatar #14 to #10 - exhaustedheadcase (07/03/2013) [-]
its true
never happened at school my older brother did it to me
besides you shoud see what the brits do
look up seagulling
#74 to #10 - newborn (07/04/2013) [-]
I saw kids beating the **** out of each other, concussions, fireballs, escapes out of windows, repetitive prank fire alarms, and even a riot of sorts, but never a swirly.




mfw public education system
#22 to #10 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
If it does it's pretty rare. New forms of bullying have been developed over the past couple decades and swirlies have kind of disappeared. I think the worst thing that happend at my old school was that kids would **** in eachothers lockers on some occasions.
#18 to #10 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
No, not in the past 15 years. Now that everyone is sue-happy, there are no more physical bullies.
User avatar #31 to #10 - spamalope ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
No longer a thing
#16 to #10 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
When his dad was in 6th grade it was probably 20 to 40 years ago, so maybe swirlys were a thing back then.

Nowadays it's sodomy: [url deleted]
#17 to #16 - John Cena (07/03/2013) [-]
Goddamnit, link = ht t p :// www .bloomberg. com/news/2013-06-20/sodomy-hazing-leaves-13-year-old-victim-outcast-in-colorado- town.html
User avatar #57 to #20 - thejerseyjenn (07/04/2013) [-]
i think the most disturbing thing in this article was that the neighbors were mad that the accident was reported.
#58 to #20 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
A coupe of years ago these two band kids got in a fight and one shoved a drum stick up the other kid's ass.
#69 to #20 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
I hope to god the father and son found help after this story went online. If not, i'm going down there myself and shooting some bitches. I could kill a dozen people in that town and nobody would give a **** apparently...
#85 to #16 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
Actually something like that happened my senior year at one of our neighbor schools.
Some kid skipped wrestling practice and 3 seniors lubed a jump rope with icy-hot and shoved it up his ass.
They were arrested and are now registered sex offenders.
#26 to #10 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
Where I live i've never met anyone who was bullied. You just get into a fight or you stop bullying.
#54 - Fuzzymarsupial (07/04/2013) [-]
Now to use those marbles for science, pic related, the long ass story of Dr. Ass Marbles.
#129 to #54 - John Cena (07/09/2013) [-]
This is the funniest ******* thing I've ever read.
Best of 4Chan in my opinion, right here.
#71 - ncgal (07/04/2013) [-]
I'm confused.   
The marbles (stolen by dad's older brother) were under the dad's bed.   
The son found the box under his bed.   
So... the son is now sleeping in what used to be his father's bed and nothing's been moved underneath in all those years?
I'm confused.
The marbles (stolen by dad's older brother) were under the dad's bed.
The son found the box under his bed.
So... the son is now sleeping in what used to be his father's bed and nothing's been moved underneath in all those years?

#46 - feelythefeel (07/04/2013) [-]
So that's how he lost his marbles!
#59 to #46 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
haven't watched Hook in forever
#42 - jabzilla (07/04/2013) [-]
some of those could be worth money. seriously marbles have been known to be pretty expensive if you find the right ones. just sayin
#7 - iowndemostest (07/03/2013) [-]
"wanktissue"
"wanktissue"
User avatar #100 - maxmoefoe (07/04/2013) [-]
The light bulb says you're telling fibs
User avatar #77 - soonerman (07/04/2013) [-]
idk, looks more like a 9 year olds handwritting.
91/2 maybe
#21 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
Why was it under her bed though?
#73 to #21 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
She needed something to put in her vag at night
#3 - ComedyOnWheels (07/03/2013) [-]
Title....   
anyone?   
no...   
ok...
Title....
anyone?
no...
ok...
User avatar #6 to #3 - wtfaduck (07/03/2013) [-]
I actually did some of the lows on payback when they came to the Madison theater last year. ************* can party.
User avatar #23 to #3 - MetallicaForever (07/04/2013) [-]
hell no
**** yeah
User avatar #36 to #3 - lolme (07/04/2013) [-]
How much do I have to pay??
#55 to #3 - strumzz (07/04/2013) [-]
Seen Attila twice now, I hope to see them again at Warped in Georgia.
#43 - pvtdancer (07/04/2013) [-]
Poor kid... he "lost his marbles"

... I'm so alone
#98 - blazedallday (07/04/2013) [-]
John Morris is a Canadian curler, and Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympic gold medalist from Chestermere, Alberta. Morris played third for the Kevin Martin team until 24 April 2013


***** your dads brother stole a gold medalists marbles, dafuq bro?
#67 - John Cena (07/04/2013) [-]
My friend Nathan was being a little **** one time, so my dad picked him up by his ankles and have him a swirly. It was only for like three seconds though. Now Nathan is a 25 year old grown ass man, and he's still afraid of my dad who is 63 now.
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