My disguise. open , sit back and relax, I prefer dark chocolate. and someone said metal gear ost is good.... That sounds to me like a good way to get jacked off for free. My disguise open sit back and relax I prefer dark chocolate someone said metal gear ost is good That sounds to me like a way get jacked off for free
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#1 - wawaskittletits
Reply +66
(03/27/2013) [-]
That sounds to me like a good way to get jacked off for free.
#8 to #1 - anon
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(03/28/2013) [-]
That's the joke...
#39 to #1 - anon
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(03/28/2013) [-]
ㅑㅅㄴ 밎묜 ㄺㄷㄷ
#40 to #1 - anon
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Why does this turn me on

Alot
#44 to #1 - FatBenIsPedoBear
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(03/28/2013) [-]
How does this have so many thumbs. I'm fairly certain that that's the joke in the first place...
#2 to #1 - garagesale **User deleted account**
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#4 to #1 - mattdoggy
Reply +16
(03/27/2013) [-]
your seed would forever taint the local milk supply   
i'd be game
your seed would forever taint the local milk supply
i'd be game
#12 - thehornedking
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(03/28/2013) [-]
And now for a joke:




Three bulls are standing around overlooking a field full of cows when they overhear the farmer tell one of the cowhands to get the trailer ready to pick up a new bull.

The old bull snorts and says, "I'm a tellin' ya what, there ain't but fifty cows here that are mine and if'n that new bull thinks he's a gettin' any of my cows, well, he's got another think comin'."

The second bull says, "There ain't but 30 cows here that are mine and that new bull sure ain't get any of my cows."

The young bull says, "There ain't but 10 cows here that even know me, but I sure ain't lettin' that new bull have any of 'em."

A few hours later a tractor trailer arrives and the bulls listen as the air brakes let out a whoosh, then the trailer doors open and and the gate lowers what has to be the biggest, meanest, orneriest looking brahma bull they've ever seen. Great big hump on his back, huge horns, froth dripping from his jowls as he stamps and paws at the ground.

The old bull says, "Ya know, I've been thinkin, it's mighty selfish of me to keep all them cows for myself, I might just part with a few of 'em to be neighborly."

The second bull says, "Ya know, I'm thinkin the same thing, no need for me to keep all thirty of them cows to myself, gets to be a mite tiresome."

The young bull lets out a huge snort and starts stamping and pawin' at the ground, raisin' a huge ruckus.

The old bull says, "Woo boy, what's a matter with you? Don't you know that new bull will kill you?"

The young bull says, "I'm just makin' sure that he knows that I'm a bull..."
#14 to #12 - icametocomment
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(03/28/2013) [-]
#18 - yaboyjacobsmith
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#38 - fugglybastard
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Day 34, person dressed in cow costume is still getting "milked" everyday......

And I'm liking it.......
#13 - jjanddrew
Reply +23
(03/28/2013) [-]
reminded me of these *******
#27 to #13 - chezburger
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(03/28/2013) [-]
You ever sit there in that sheep pen in Lumbridge and just keep trying to shear them over and over as if it would actually work?   
I did   
A lot...
You ever sit there in that sheep pen in Lumbridge and just keep trying to shear them over and over as if it would actually work?
I did
A lot...
#49 to #13 - itsfreecola
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#32 to #13 - azzaip
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(03/28/2013) [-]
rs074lyf
#17 to #13 - azusa
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(03/28/2013) [-]
I ******* LOVE RUNESCAPE
#36 to #17 - ICEDgrunge
Reply 0
(03/28/2013) [-]
We share the same affinity brother/sister/mangbearpigthing
#15 to #13 - icametocomment
Reply +5
(03/28/2013) [-]
I KNOW THAT LITTLE ******

I KNOW THAT LITTLE ******

Oh my god that gives me nostalgia.

(Also, I need the picture of that guy pointing at his computer and looking utterly freaked out.)
#23 - aasherknight
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(03/28/2013) [-]
#21 - sabat **User deleted account**
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#26 to #21 - joshofsouls
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Hand... jibber...?



Hand... jibber...?
#22 to #21 - sabat **User deleted account**
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#35 - emergence **User deleted account**
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#16 - baconfeveritis
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Oh I like as well.. Yes....
Oh I like as well.. Yes....
#45 - tropicalbonerfish
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(03/28/2013) [-]
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