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Murder and Castration of Justin Bieber

 

The only reason it truly failed was because on there way to carry out their mission they missed their exit... I'm dead serious they missed... their... ******* ... exit

Tanner Ruane was in charge of castrating the victims.
Martin told cops there was a bigger plot, the murder and castration of Bieber and his bodyguard. Turns out Martin is obsessed with Bieber and KRQE News 13 has learned he's even got a tattoo of the superstar on his leg.
Staake was arrested in Vermont on outstanding warrants before carrying out any of the killings, but his nephew was let go.
Cops recorded phone calls where Ruane, who made it to New York, tells Martin he's disappointed he couldn't carry out the murders.
New York police arrested Ruane, who had murder tools and pruning shears with him.
Martin actually turned in Staake and Ruane and for some mysterious reason foiled the plot he cooked up.

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#143 - neutralgray (12/14/2012) [-]
Jesus, I'm not going to wish him dead. Dislike of his music or not.
User avatar #155 to #143 - suddenlypotatoes (12/14/2012) [-]
Puppetmaster. Got it
#156 to #155 - neutralgray (12/14/2012) [-]
I use Blade everywhere.
#157 to #156 - suddenlypotatoes (12/14/2012) [-]
He's by far my favorite
#158 to #157 - neutralgray (12/14/2012) [-]
Likewise, of course.
User avatar #159 to #158 - suddenlypotatoes (12/14/2012) [-]
Puppet master I > Puppet master II ?
User avatar #160 to #159 - neutralgray (12/14/2012) [-]
Most definitely, I think.
User avatar #161 to #160 - suddenlypotatoes (12/14/2012) [-]
Agreed. Glad someone else appreciates the movies
#8 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
Oh god! When they said graphic imagery i didn't expect scenes from a Justin Bieber concert.
How will i ever recover... D:
User avatar #76 - tonydalion (12/13/2012) [-]
"A warning, the details are pretty graphic..."

"This is Justin Bieber."
#29 - oxYKellark (12/13/2012) [-]
JB's face when.
JB's face when.
#228 - gnillort (12/14/2012) [-]
Let me just warn everyone who is thinking about killing Justin Bieber.

YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT.

Why you ask? It WILL backfire. Non-bieber fans will become bieber fans. He will be remembered as some sort of idol or legend for pop music. And he will NEVER TRULY DIE. What you have to understand is, the best way to kill Justin Bieber is by letting him turn old and bald and fat on his own. It will happen eventually. Just be patient. Then we will truly win.

Hot girl not related, just so you'll read.
User avatar #153 - winsauceiswin (12/14/2012) [-]
no one deserves what those men were planning to be done to them. justin bieber is still a ******* human being for christ's sake. saying these guys are heros or claiming that it sucks they missed there exit doesn't make you a bad ass it makes you a ******* prick.
User avatar #179 to #153 - inomonym (12/14/2012) [-]
My thoughts exactly. I mean, it irks me when people continuously rant about hating certain celebrities... they're people that you do not know in the slightest. You dislike their work, not them.
#225 - xxospreyxx (12/14/2012) [-]
**xxospreyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Keep the Internet Free and Open ** **** so close!
User avatar #232 to #225 - arkamedies (12/14/2012) [-]
you deserve my math
#249 to #225 - bobnoticbob (12/14/2012) [-]
perfect roll
perfect roll
#226 to #225 - outdrewfortytwo (12/14/2012) [-]
What a roll.
What a roll.
User avatar #203 - thedeadfetuscat (12/14/2012) [-]
I can't believe people seriously want to see this kid die. Is it really that serious??
#210 to #203 - grizzlydiplomat (12/14/2012) [-]
well bieber's close to being banned from the Philippines as 'Persona non grata' for being a dick about their boxing hero
#123 - theuncreativekid (12/14/2012) [-]
risking getting thumbed down into oblivion here but here it goes;   
I hate him just as much as you do but just because someone is an annoying prick doesn't mean they deserve to be castrated and murdered
risking getting thumbed down into oblivion here but here it goes;
I hate him just as much as you do but just because someone is an annoying prick doesn't mean they deserve to be castrated and murdered
#238 - istompchildren (12/14/2012) [-]
That's just too ******* far.
He's just another kid who became famous the wrong way.
Sure, I hate the guy
But to try to take away a young adult's life is ******* disgusting.


User avatar #135 - comandopro (12/14/2012) [-]
"I don't want Bieber to die. if Bieber dies at the height of his fame, then everyone will falsely remember him as a great musician who broke barriers and paved the way for the future of music. I don't want to hear that for the rest of my life. Let him fade away."
User avatar #127 - comeherekids (12/14/2012) [-]
Alright guys, I don't like Justin Beiber's music as much as the next guy, but wishing for his death? That is quite frankly disturbing and you ten-year-olds need to grow up and understand that killing someone is a bigger deal than doing it on call of duty.
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User avatar #130 to #129 - comeherekids (12/14/2012) [-]
Please explain where I insulted someone...
#145 to #130 - therealslim (12/14/2012) [-]
I think he was talking about this   
That is quite frankly disturbing and you ten-year-olds need to grow up and Understand   
   
But I have no idea
I think he was talking about this
That is quite frankly disturbing and you ten-year-olds need to grow up and Understand

But I have no idea
User avatar #180 to #127 - superanonymouspers (12/14/2012) [-]
I hate the little **** , but wishing for him to die is downright evil.
#209 - pukingrainbows (12/14/2012) [-]
people actually give a **** about this kid?
#17 - phanact (12/13/2012) [-]
Murder and castration

Two of my favorite things
#229 - EdwardNigma (12/14/2012) [-]
I think I'm a bad person. Because I actually wished they succeeded. Not because I hate Justin Bieber, but because I would want to watch what ensues. The millions of teenage girls going ******* ******* , the endless news broadcasts, the massively hyped up funeral, everything. It would be so...fascinating to watch. Someone so famous, so incredibly famous and loved by millions of people being murdered and castrated. I can guarantee a lot of people would say it was a sign about the supposed upcoming apocalypse, but still.

I'll be going to hell.
#242 to #229 - douchehole (12/14/2012) [-]
You won't go to hell until you watch the youtube clip of shell shock patients shaking to Surfin the Bird and laugh at it...
#244 to #242 - noophdelivered (12/14/2012) [-]
Seen it. Laughed at it. See you all in hell.
#257 to #229 - swordwoman (12/14/2012) [-]
Whatta ya know, same thoughts.
User avatar #264 to #229 - TheOneKing (12/14/2012) [-]
And what's more is he'd probably be forgotten in a month or sooner if a new tween heart throb appears. I'm only surprised his "career" has lasted this long.
#194 - wobblesbeatbox (12/14/2012) [-]
Everyone would have compared him to this glorious stallion, so be happy he didn't die
User avatar #197 to #194 - Sethorein ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Rest in peace James Potter
#200 to #197 - pwnaged (12/14/2012) [-]
Thats obviously Simon Petrikov.
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User avatar #126 - imcoolashell (12/14/2012) [-]
you guys sound pretty serious...... Just because you don't like him doesn't mean he deserves to die
don't forget that he's an innocent human being
and if you guys actually want him dead because you think his music sucks means you're all ****** up in the head
User avatar #128 to #126 - comeherekids (12/14/2012) [-]
You put it nicely.
User avatar #98 - Bforbacon (12/14/2012) [-]
>Dick Knipfing

wut
User avatar #68 - defeats (12/13/2012) [-]
Now I'm no fan of Justin Bieber, but don't you guys think chopping off his nuts and murdering him is a step too far?
At least this content isn't one of those "hurr durr Justin Bieber is a girl so he doesn't have balls" posts, certainly made it funnier for me.
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