Modern Warfare

#11 - Rellikthebrit

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(02/11/2013) [-]

It's not about the money it's about sending a message.

#32 to #11 - ilovescake

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hows that working out for ya?

#160 to #11 - gedesnegl

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(02/12/2013) [-]

For some reason i read: "You wanna know how i got these boobs?"..

lol wtf

#162 to #11 - EKcEntRIC

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(02/12/2013) [-]

Its like Chris Rock said, make all guns affordable, but make a single bullet $5000.
This way if someone gets shot, somebody really wanted them to die. After all they got shot with $5000 worth of bullets

#176 to #162 - anon id: aa43e433

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>learn how to make bullets
>sell them for 3,000
>?????
>profit.

#38 to #11 - apatheticdemon **User deleted account**

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#20 - tomhefailin

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One time in Iraq we dropped a 2,000 pound bomb on 11 terrorists. It was a waste but it was all the B-52 had.

#24 to #20 - anon id: adcfe76d

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That's overkill if I've seen it.

#80 to #20 - rmoran

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Well that's only ~$3,000.
I call that mission accomplished.

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#99 - maxbeejax

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"It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this gun for twelve seconds" -Heavy

#143 to #99 - melllvinnn

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If you're gonna quote it, quote it right.

"It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds" -Heavy Weapons Guy

#180 to #143 - MysticTomatoe

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(02/12/2013) [-]

such a big difference

#142 to #99 - itsmewaffle

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Then you run out of ammo and the scout manages to dodge every single round fired.

#207 to #142 - gentlemanpyro

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#25 - felixjarl

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#121 - alexcool

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#150 to #121 - KRIPTON

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oh **** just had same idea :D

#73 - mynameisnotmike

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**mynameisnotmike rolls 77** boom

#78 to #73 - mynameisnotmike

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**mynameisnotmike rolls 78** you can't ******* stop me

#81 to #78 - mynameisnotmike

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**mynameisnotmike rolls 1** =#78-#73

#96 to #81 - mynameisnotmike

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(02/11/2013) [-]

Dear diary,

Today was a good day.

#97 to #96 - exotic

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jesus let me thumb you 4 times

#102 to #97 - mynameisnotmike

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Oh wow, I didn't even notice this. It's 11:36 where i am right now, so i rolled those first dubs on 11:11, and today is feb 11th. What the ****.....

Someone call gaben b/c half life 3 is confirmed.

#83 - Foopert

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#148 - KRIPTON

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true dat

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#193 to #148 - kapane

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man did you not even scroll down? Nearly this exact image is posted !

#211 to #148 - obesehobbo

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you sir,are a ******* geniuos.

#171 to #148 - alhemicar

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...untill the taxpayers find out what they've been financing

#191 to #171 - friendlysaboteur

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In America, trust me taxpayers won't do ****. Even if we were funding the Taliban they wouldn't even get on the streets.

#21 - mankey

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Fix'd

#2 - happygrowman

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and destroys the lives of priceless people.

#48 to #2 - happygrowman

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i hope all of your parents get murdered for a few hundred dollars each.

#250 to #2 - mrkoolman

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#31 to #2 - heartlessrobot

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Actual, the estimated value of the elements in a human body is $160 dollars. Quite a sum, but nowhere near priceless.

#37 to #2 - dafuqman

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Priceless = cannot be priced = no price
Worthless = worth nothing = no price

Priceless=Worthless

#3 to #2 - daentraya

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If they're priceless, does it mean that you dont have to pay for them if you want them as slaves?

#4 to #3 - happygrowman

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Priceless

price·less (prsls)
adj.
1. Of inestimable worth; invaluable.

learn the english language before making crappy jokes

#51 to #4 - rieskimo

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2. Highly amusing, absurd, or odd

#5 to #4 - daentraya

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Alright. Roughly translating stuff often goes oddly

#6 to #5 - happygrowman

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well there is a word for free and its: free.

what other word can i use for : something of impossibly high value

#7 to #6 - daentraya

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Priceless would mean that it doesnt have a price, which can be taken both ways, one of which is right. Language is a fun thing

#8 to #7 - happygrowman

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alright screw english i will now start talking in german.

ein menschliches leben ist unbezahlbar.

#9 to #8 - daentraya

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Aaww, jeg kan ikke lide tysk. Jeg droppede det fag fordi jeg aldrig ville få brug for det.
Menneskeliv er prisløst.
Løst.. Oh god, the Jamai vu is taken over here

#10 to #9 - happygrowman

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(02/11/2013) [-]

no i would not like to buy wooden shoes. thank you. dont talk about my mother like that

#12 to #10 - daentraya

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Wooden shoes? Out of anything, why wooden shoes?

#13 to #12 - happygrowman

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because im close minded and dont know much about the dutch culture