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Marine Teacher

 
Marine Teacher. Former Marine shows 'em what for.. A tanner Sergeant in the Misses Corps was s new his es a high school teecher. Just teeters the school yew sta

Former Marine shows 'em what for.

A tanner Sergeant in the Misses Corps was s new his es a
high school teecher.
Just teeters the school yew started. he injured his back.
He wee required to weer e Hester cest fecund the upper part
at his body. Fortunately, the cut tit under his shirt and
wasnt noticeable.
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students in the sweet. The punks,
heling already hem! the new masher wee a former Marine,
were leery of and he knew they would be testing his
in the classroom.
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opened the window with end set down st his desk. when a
strung breeze mettle his lie Hep. he picked up e stepper and
stapled the he to his chest.
Deed silence.....
The rest of the year went very .
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#9 - maousama (09/17/2013) [-]
A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher   
   
The rest of the year went smoothly   
   
Yep thanks for the highlights on the important parts
A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher

The rest of the year went smoothly

Yep thanks for the highlights on the important parts
User avatar #159 to #9 - hydraetis (09/17/2013) [-]
One of the first GIFs I've seen where the person's mouth and the subtitle actually matches up.
#245 to #159 - ironsoul (09/17/2013) [-]
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#11 to #9 - kaslin (09/17/2013) [-]
SourceFed FTW.
SourceFed FTW.
#36 to #11 - maousama (09/17/2013) [-]
Sourcefederation FTW
Sourcefederation FTW
#79 to #36 - kailybailybo (09/17/2013) [-]
....Can Sourcefed become a normal thing on FunnyJunk now?   
   
...PlzPlzPlz   
   
 I'm trying so hard not to do a dump.
....Can Sourcefed become a normal thing on FunnyJunk now?

...PlzPlzPlz

I'm trying so hard not to do a dump.
User avatar #102 to #79 - retardedboss ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Joe is best sourcefed.
#110 to #102 - kailybailybo (09/17/2013) [-]
I keep going back and forth between Elliot and Joe <3
I keep going back and forth between Elliot and Joe <3
User avatar #111 to #110 - retardedboss ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
But dat beard.
#254 to #111 - kaslin (09/18/2013) [-]
What have I done?
What have I done?
#118 to #79 - maousama (09/17/2013) [-]
Lets just dump i don't have much but W/E W/E
Lets just dump i don't have much but W/E W/E
#120 to #118 - maousama (09/17/2013) [-]
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#121 to #120 - maousama (09/17/2013) [-]
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#122 to #121 - maousama (09/17/2013) [-]
Hard to read srry
Hard to read srry
#123 to #122 - maousama (09/17/2013) [-]
Long load time on this
Long load time on this
#129 to #123 - kailybailybo (09/17/2013) [-]
haha I'm keeping this one.    
   
Dump commencing.
haha I'm keeping this one.

Dump commencing.
#132 to #123 - kailybailybo (09/17/2013) [-]
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#124 to #123 - maousama (09/17/2013) [-]
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#125 to #124 - maousama (09/17/2013) [-]
My favorite combo gif
My favorite combo gif
#126 to #125 - maousama (09/17/2013) [-]
^+this
^+this
#138 to #123 - kailybailybo (09/17/2013) [-]
Alot of my Gifs seem laggy
Alot of my Gifs seem laggy
#133 to #123 - kailybailybo (09/17/2013) [-]
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#130 to #123 - kailybailybo (09/17/2013) [-]
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#139 to #123 - kailybailybo (09/17/2013) [-]
Last one for now.
Last one for now.
#135 to #123 - kailybailybo (09/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #141 to #135 - kailybailybo (09/17/2013) [-]
Ooooh Noooo
#13 - rmoran (09/17/2013) [-]
Is the random picture of some guy in a USMC uniform supposed to add credibility to the story? Well that's Sgt. Maj. Bryan Battaglia, and he's never been a teacher, sorry.

[small]www.flickr.com/photos/seac_jcs/8200493082/in/set-72157632047578845
www.linkedin.com/pub/bryan-battaglia/13/719/6ab[small]

Pic related, it's another totally true and verifiable story (don't you see the picture of the classroom?).
#153 to #13 - killerliquid ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
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#14 to #13 - rmoran (09/17/2013) [-]
#48 - backerxii (09/17/2013) [-]
Class' face when
Class' face when
#104 - demideus (09/17/2013) [-]
#30 - pappathethird (09/17/2013) [-]
Alpha
#40 - mrmeatman **User deleted account** (09/17/2013) [-]
My teacher was a marine and he's pretty cool. Not what I expected. He makes us say &quot;oorah&quot; all the time too.   
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My teacher was a marine and he's pretty cool. Not what I expected. He makes us say "oorah" all the time too.
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#42 to #40 - TheForbiddenOne (09/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #40 - tankerdude (09/17/2013) [-]
i can't think of a situation where that will be relevant
User avatar #154 to #46 - killerliquid ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Swiggity swoggity I'm comin' for dat booty?
#100 - jasir (09/17/2013) [-]
Amateur.
#19 - DutchBlood (09/17/2013) [-]
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#70 - johrny (09/17/2013) [-]
This is the worst marking of words ever
User avatar #228 - Yojimbo (09/17/2013) [-]
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500
User avatar #231 to #228 - wilvine **User deleted account** (09/17/2013) [-]
Is that your final answer, Yojimbo?
#255 to #231 - Yojimbo (09/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #92 - mrnoodlez (09/17/2013) [-]
When I went to high school, we had a wounded retired Marine as our fitness instructor in PE. I can't remember his injuries but he was unable to run with us, or even walk without a cane, so instead he borrowed a gator (basically a 6 wheeled golf cart on steroids) and followed us around in it yelling at us if we started lagging behind, encouraging us if we weren't. I remember one kid ended up puking all over the place and was too afraid to stop running so he finished with puke all over himself. Another time, a student was resting by sitting on the front of the gator, so he ended up driving it forward then hitting the brakes so the kid hit face first in a puddle and yet another instance I got a nose bleed after getting hit in the face while playing soccer against another class and he wanted me to stay on the field because I would cause "psychological distress" to the other team.

In all seriousness, he really pushed us and I think he made us stronger. In a way, he helped to shift my course into becoming a US Army Soldier. I forgot his name, but I will never forget who he was.
#62 - weirddark (09/17/2013) [-]
Glad to see my grandson is doing bully.
User avatar #65 to #62 - bitchplzzz (09/17/2013) [-]
le man maymay
#251 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
All he had to do was tell them that he had over 300 confirmed kills...
#96 - derpanator (09/17/2013) [-]
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#108 - calibroflower (09/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - beepman (09/17/2013) [-]
that guy deserves a medal, aside from the 24 on his ******* suit.
User avatar #37 to #32 - esig (09/17/2013) [-]
Just so you know, the guy in the picture can't be the one from the story, a Sergeant doesn't have as expansive a rank as the guy in the picture, I believe he's a First Sergeant.
User avatar #38 to #37 - esig (09/17/2013) [-]
Sorry, Sergeant Major, not First Sergeant.
User avatar #35 to #32 - iamnuff ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
what, like "badass-teacher medal"?

sounds like that should be a tie stapled to your chest.
#95 - dolphinwing (09/17/2013) [-]
They always seem to give new teachers the worst kids. I remember being in math class in freshman year, had the sweetest teacher who also happened to be brand new. She was very nice but unfortunately there were these 3 bitches who were ALWAYS bickering and the guys in class just made it all worse and she couldn't seem to handle it well. She was also pregnant and even had to leave school a little early cuz she delivered before the school year was over. These asshole kids wouldn't even be quiet for a pregnant woman.. And she never came back to our school
User avatar #113 to #95 - articulate ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Nice people don't always make good teachers. You need a careful balance of nice and strict.
User avatar #128 to #95 - richardastley ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Pregnant people should be treated specially? I can understand being physically careful with them, but you should be equally respectful with any teacher when considering your noise level.
#39 - kingofgodss (09/17/2013) [-]
**kingofgodss rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at wolf-headed seagulls ** mfw I saw my teacher staple a tie to his chest
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