MFW i go outside after a week long LAN. It burns my eyes!.. I don't give a what anyone says, the Riddick movies are solid movies. hot burning sun
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MFW i go outside after a week long LAN

It burns my eyes!

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Submitted: 05/05/2013
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User avatar #9 - KayRed (05/06/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I don't give a **** what anyone says, the Riddick movies are solid movies.
#6 - heartlessrobot (05/05/2013) [+] (10 replies)
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That movie is amazing. There should have been more Riddick Movies.
#26 - hungsloth (05/06/2013) [-]
now, if anybody could make the dust storm be red thumbs this would be perfect.
#28 - dwarfman (05/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Great movie.
User avatar #43 - thedarkestrogue (05/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I have never had a LAN party last a week.
Tell me the ways of this beautiful phenomenon.
User avatar #45 to #43 - xirbitzy (05/06/2013) [-]
The first two days are an adventure, no sleep, just gaming. By day three sleep deprivation sets inn, you are forced to take some few hours breaks from your LAN adventure to get some sleep. When you wake up in the middle of day three you notice that you have produced an odor of sweat, you're sweating like a whore in church. By day four-five desperation and anger sets inn. All competative games played against your friends is seen as a challenge to your honor. Figths and arguements are not uncommon by this phase.

By day six your eyes have gotten so used to the darkness that even the weakest light that isnt coming from your monitor burns your eyes. Your body struggles to stay alive as it has gotten nothing but snickers and cola,alcohol for nearly a week.

On the seventh day of the seventh month, your adventure is over. You open the door to step into the real world that seemed just like a faint memory some hours ago. The sun cooks your skin until you resemble a brown smeared bodybuilder. Your eyes, ears and nose stings in pain as the fresh sweat-clear air touches your skin. Your legs collapse as you can't handle all this beauty and you just sit there, staring in awe at the real world with its awesome textures, but plauged with boring people. By now your body has noticed that you are outside and warns you to find the nearest plot of grass where you can drop Hiroshima of ***** like a careless dog.

And that, my friend, is the closure act of your -once in a lifetime- adventure known as a week long LAN.
User avatar #22 - thewinkster (05/06/2013) [-]
Riddicks voice makes me jizz every time I hear it. Riddick: It's not the fall that kills you it's the sudden stop at the bottom. Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
#12 - frienderman (05/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#7 - Cleavland Steamer (05/05/2013) [-]
don't touch me you filthy casual
User avatar #2 - stickboysteve (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #5 to #2 - xpurpledragonx ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Comment #4
#29 - eatinpizza (05/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Outside? What is that?
User avatar #62 - picamix (05/06/2013) [-]
and so brand was created
#53 - Mesmus ONLINE (05/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MFW i dont have any social life...
MFW i dont have any social life...
User avatar #24 - JewishBlackGuy (05/06/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Wesker.
User avatar #74 - vladhellsing (05/06/2013) [-]
This is partially why I've adopted a nocturnal lifestyle. Curse that infernal day star!
#71 - ghouleyed (05/06/2013) [-]
**ghouleyed rolled a random image posted in comment #617929 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** <- Me going to morning walk in the summer
#59 - nephritho (05/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 - savethepandas (05/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Guys, Riddick vs Bane, The movie. Would be awesome, ey?
#38 - longboarding (05/06/2013) [-]
mfw we go out to get subway after 2 days of chips and energy drinks
mfw we go out to get subway after 2 days of chips and energy drinks
#84 - cptjoe (05/06/2013) [-]
Here comes REALITY!!!
Here comes REALITY!!!
User avatar #3 - jackthexiv ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Chronicles of Riddick Fyi
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