If I were him I wouldn't complain.... .. That's how most women claim rape. if i were Him WOULDNT complain haha funny lol GIF
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User avatar #2 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
That's how most women claim rape.
User avatar #8 to #2 - ducewilliams (03/22/2013) [-]
WHOA whats the green text?
User avatar #10 to #8 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
It's different colored pixels!
User avatar #16 to #10 - ducewilliams (03/22/2013) [-]
no but why is it green?
User avatar #17 to #16 - wickkles (03/23/2013) [-]
Because I'm a huge faggot.
User avatar #20 to #17 - lech (09/08/2014) [-]
But it's really green, though. How?
User avatar #21 to #20 - wickkles (09/09/2014) [-]
Addy made it so.
User avatar #22 to #21 - lech (09/09/2014) [-]
No comment on how I'm commenting on something a year and a half old?
You make searching through old comments, boring
User avatar #23 to #22 - wickkles (09/09/2014) [-]
Bro, this isn't the first time this happened. In fact I did it like a week ago. Can't we just continue the conversation?
User avatar #24 to #23 - lech (09/09/2014) [-]

Fine
How was your year and a half?
User avatar #25 to #24 - wickkles (09/09/2014) [-]
Peachy keen. Working more, got a new lady. I actually lost this text color for like a month cause addy thought I was bad mouthing the site. You?
User avatar #26 to #25 - lech (09/09/2014) [-]
Pretty good. Lost 15 pounds, 30 more to go. Gained a lot of muscle mass too. Found a chick, lost a chick, became gay for a while, decided I was pansexual, and then was now.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wickkles (09/09/2014) [-]
Well damn man. Good for you! I've lost like 15 then gained 20 then lost 20 then gained 10 then lost 30. I can't keep it down man.
User avatar #28 to #27 - lech (09/09/2014) [-]
Just form a habit of eating healthy. Quit junk food, quit the soda, drink 8 cups a day, gain muscle mass to increase you total metabolism, and don't try to eat healthy all the time. You won't ever hold a diet down, if you completely eat what's healthy. I've had an... uncountable amount of cupcakes in the past two days. But I was smart about it, I only ate up to my max calories for the day. I only tell you to quit junk food/soda because most of it is just empty calories. They don't taste as good as the 300 calories you could be ingesting eating something else.

Also, use this
myfitnesspal.com

But here's a weird thing. When I don't go all out on cupcakes, I usually aim for around 10 grams of sugar a day. Now, you see, sodas are about 40 grams of sugar, that's enough to last you 2 days. But you don't taste the sugar because you're basically addicted to it. You want more sugar because the same amount of sugar you used to take before, isn't enough, anymore
But once you've maintained a small daily intake like I have, you can't drink soda anymore. If you do drink it, your taste buds will explode, and not in a good way. It's just way too sweet.
User avatar #29 to #28 - wickkles (09/09/2014) [-]
I've got a kinda healthy diet. I normally have 4 eggs in the morning {along with other foods to get full.} and salad for lunch or dinner. I never drank soda really to begin with so I don't worry about that. After I come home from work It's either salad and water or nothing but water until bedtime.
User avatar #30 to #29 - lech (09/09/2014) [-]
Does the salad have dressing on it? Dressing has a load of calories in it, and it's easy to put more servings than you need. Also you're not really getting all the nutrients you need. Eggs do have a lot of protein in it (and also a huge amount of cholesterol, be careful, you're getting 2 times more cholesterol than you need, each day), but it doesn't have all the different types of proteins and vitamins. For example you need fish in your diet as well, fish can refresh your skin and hair, making them look better. Meats have the fat you need in your diet.
User avatar #31 to #30 - wickkles (09/10/2014) [-]
I took fish oil for a while, and I put a little dressing on it.
User avatar #6 to #2 - gormless (03/22/2013) [-]
Hmmm, you might be right since most women who are actually raped are too humiliated and scared to talk about it.
#7 to #6 - wickkles (03/22/2013) [-]
Exactly.
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#12 to #6 - gabemczombie (03/22/2013) [-]
That really makes sense
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#3 - manwithanopinion (03/22/2013) [-]
I'd just go to town on her twat.
User avatar #15 - A Pickle (03/22/2013) [-]
Why the hell couldn't she just do it herself?
User avatar #18 to #15 - ponchosdm (11/23/2013) [-]
dude...
you really do not get it...
if you touch yourself it is like a tenth of the feeling of some one else touching you
your brain is like "oh boy.. here we go again"
while having other touching you is like "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG", unless its rape...
thats why it is very hard to tickle yourself
User avatar #19 to #18 - A Pickle (11/23/2013) [-]
8 months later
#4 - itsalwayslupus (03/22/2013) [-]
is this from a show?
User avatar #5 to #4 - gunnay (03/22/2013) [-]
yeah its a german show from "sat 1"
User avatar #11 to #5 - Blarge **User deleted account** (03/22/2013) [-]
i thought it was celebrate women?
 
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