Ice Machine Engineering Manual.... .. the last three tags... Ice machine engineering manual haha funny lol
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User avatar #22 to #14 - thejunaidman (02/24/2013) [-]
the use of a pie chart for this was completely unnecessary.
#32 to #22 - pheonixinstinct (02/24/2013) [-]
Pie charts are always necessary.
#60 to #22 - Mawxter (02/24/2013) [-]
As you can see by the gathered information, you are ******* wrong.
#67 to #22 - condormcninja (02/24/2013) [-]
It's a way of implying "this happens 99% of the time" in a more interesting way than just stating it.
#3 - pepemex (02/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 to #3 - zight ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
i kept reading "Ice Ice too cold", untill i finally got it
#4 - threeeehuggings (02/24/2013) [-]
the last three tags...
the last three tags...
User avatar #9 to #4 - partnerintroll ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Oh no someone used the tags correctly D:
User avatar #5 to #4 - motherduck (02/24/2013) [-]
Whats wrong with them?
#7 to #5 - deezknuts (02/24/2013) [-]
>tag something as funny
>in funny channel
>on funnyjunk
User avatar #77 to #7 - raigen (02/25/2013) [-]
Yo dawg...
#6 to #5 - bitchplzzz (02/24/2013) [-]
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#45 to #24 - popcornisland (02/24/2013) [-]
Quick before it gets away. Who is this? someone told me a while ago. But I forget
Quick before it gets away. Who is this? someone told me a while ago. But I forget
User avatar #61 to #45 - darthmowgli (02/24/2013) [-]
laeffy
#63 to #61 - popcornisland (02/24/2013) [-]
Thank you kind sir. I can now sleep in peace.
Thank you kind sir. I can now sleep in peace.
#43 to #5 - mrhotwings (02/24/2013) [-]
The REAL problem is that funnyjunk fags would rather have something like "you had one job" or "you're lovely" Etc. Also 86% of funnyjunk users are faggots.
#49 to #4 - dtcrawl (02/24/2013) [-]
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#20 to #4 - larsravn (02/24/2013) [-]
There is no need to get upset.
There is no need to get upset.
#1 - JFINE (02/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #66 to #1 - condormcninja (02/24/2013) [-]
I was kinda hoping he'd knock the big one onto all the smaller ones and be really satisfied and proud with himself.
User avatar #36 - galkawhm (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't like putting ice in my drinks. Less room for drink and by the time it's useful it's half melted and watered down what's left.
User avatar #56 to #36 - pikininja (02/24/2013) [-]
These are AMAZING in Coke/Pepsi.
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#18 - rshanebarnes (02/24/2013) [-]
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#25 to #18 - bloodangel (02/24/2013) [-]
Wait, is it shooting out water that is freezing to ice, or is it shooting out ice?
User avatar #38 to #25 - lizzarro (02/24/2013) [-]
If you leave a hose on (with a sprayer attached) over a cold night the water will freeze in the hose. If you wait a couple hours for it to warm up a little and, if it hasn't caused a tear in the hose, it will shoot out ice as so.
#30 to #25 - fuzzy lumpkins (02/24/2013) [-]
It's so cold outside that the water from the hose is immediately freezing. I thought it was a legitimate question.   
   
Kitten unrelated.
It's so cold outside that the water from the hose is immediately freezing. I thought it was a legitimate question.

Kitten unrelated.
#28 to #25 - mrcrowleysr (02/24/2013) [-]
are you retarded?
User avatar #47 to #28 - geofalke (02/24/2013) [-]
no but apparently you are
#62 to #47 - mrcrowleysr (02/24/2013) [-]
you guys are dumb
User avatar #29 to #28 - crazylance (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't know, but I'm also wondering that.
#34 to #29 - mrcrowleysr (02/24/2013) [-]
Water doesn't freeze when it touches ice. Basic physic laws.
User avatar #35 to #34 - crazylance (02/24/2013) [-]
I know it doesn't, I was just wondering if it was shooting out ice or the temp' is so low that it insta-freezes when it leaves the hose.
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User avatar #41 - neonnurse (02/24/2013) [-]
THANKS OBAMA!
#27 - Cleavland Steamer (02/24/2013) [-]
MFW I get the perfect amount of ice from the dispenser
#68 to #27 - condormcninja (02/24/2013) [-]
I bet every time Ice Cube gets ice for his drink someone has to say something and Ice Cube's like "WELL LOOK AT MR. 			*******		 CLEVER"
I bet every time Ice Cube gets ice for his drink someone has to say something and Ice Cube's like "WELL LOOK AT MR. ******* CLEVER"
#21 to #15 - republicanwarlorda (02/24/2013) [-]
Lt. Dan flavor
#37 to #21 - thesupervillian (02/24/2013) [-]
I love that flavor...
I love that flavor...
User avatar #33 - gearhead (02/24/2013) [-]
STORY OF MY ****** LIFE
#2 - muffinssnuffims ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Haha so true.

As someone who does part time appliance repair work though, I can tell you that ice cubes can be a little hard to work with if you want that much precision without the machine becoming more expensive from it being hard to design.

The easiest thing would be to make the dispenser not use that shape, but that would make the actual icemaker less reliable and more complicated. Icemakers are mainly made with the assumption of people wanting their ice to work perfectly without breaking first and foremost, and the dispenser being more secondary.

Because a full ice cube is round on the bottom, but square on the top, it helps the little arms that push it out of the tray push it without it slipping away, but the bottom move without catching. Also, that shape is very easy to fill with water without having to move stuff out of the way and still letting you get it out with a simple rotating arm. Also, its important that the bottom be able to be heated so that the bottom doesn't freeze to the mold.

The more you know.

That said, it probably wouldn't be too hard to make the distributor WAY more reliable by keeping them in a closed spiral of some sort that they are motored all the way through, but that would cut down on storage as well as make manual removal much more difficult. And increased cost and maintenance by a little too, although personally I'd buy it if they made it. Might make one myself now that I've thought about it. This post got me thinking.

Funny, for all the icemakers I fix, I hate using them. But this is the only reason why. So I might try making something simple sometime and see if it changes my mind on using them.
#19 to #2 - Bricehager (02/24/2013) [-]
Very true.

As an ice machine that is a part time appliance, I can tell you that ice cubes are a little hard to poop out because they get stuck together sometimes and scratch my rectum
#8 to #2 - deezknuts (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't know why you got thumbed down but I would thumb you up but my thumbs don't work and I don't know why
I don't know why you got thumbed down but I would thumb you up but my thumbs don't work and I don't know why
#12 to #8 - erbwie (02/24/2013) [-]
Awesome gif.
User avatar #23 to #2 - Hreidmar ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
I like facts.
#44 - popcornisland (02/24/2013) [-]
I've been playing TF2 way too much, Engineering and Dispenser.
I've been playing TF2 way too much, Engineering and Dispenser.
User avatar #26 - milthyfoustache (02/24/2013) [-]
Just push it twice
User avatar #39 - TheZealot (02/24/2013) [-]
And nobody has ever thought of just grabbing the exact number of ice cubes you want from the ice box?
User avatar #54 - supermegasherman (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #64 to #54 - danyoung (02/24/2013) [-]
Those refrigerators with ice dispensers, do that. 1 second, you hace 1 ice cube, 2 seconds, still one ice, 5 seconds and you have one ******* iceberg.
User avatar #80 to #64 - supermegasherman (02/25/2013) [-]
thank you
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User avatar #40 to #31 - bwignite (02/24/2013) [-]
THIS MEYMEY COMIX IS LE FUNNY XDDD
User avatar #46 - himynameiskit ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Whoa, wait, back up a second.

People still use ice?
User avatar #65 to #46 - imakejewburgers (02/24/2013) [-]
What the hell do you use?
#72 to #65 - conradthethird (02/25/2013) [-]
Liquid Nitrogen.
User avatar #69 to #46 - condormcninja (02/24/2013) [-]
Is there some technological advancement that renders the incredibly convenient concept of ice obsolete?
User avatar #76 to #46 - raigen (02/25/2013) [-]
What do you use then? I'd love to know.
User avatar #55 to #46 - Mawxter (02/24/2013) [-]
What the hell else is there?
User avatar #48 to #46 - SgtBaha (02/24/2013) [-]
Yes, we still require the use of frozen ice.
User avatar #52 to #48 - shayyman (02/24/2013) [-]
I prefer unfrozen ice myself
#57 to #52 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
I think you mean frozen water. Or H2o if you want to get technical. Saying frozen ice is like saying "I'm going to go toast some toast"
I think you mean frozen water. Or H2o if you want to get technical. Saying frozen ice is like saying "I'm going to go toast some toast"
#59 to #57 - cuntry (02/24/2013) [-]
That Caravan Palace .gif...
That Caravan Palace .gif...
User avatar #71 to #57 - SgtBaha (02/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, I corrected myself already. Check below.
User avatar #58 to #52 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
That comment was meant for SgtBaha
User avatar #50 to #48 - arrowinurbutt (02/24/2013) [-]
Frozen ice....
#53 to #50 - SgtBaha (02/24/2013) [-]
Right, I meant to say frozen water. I am the smarterest.
User avatar #70 to #48 - capslockrage (02/24/2013) [-]
I thought people used hot ice.
User avatar #51 to #46 - Nintendokami (02/24/2013) [-]
...Why wouldn't we?
 
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