I won the fucking lottery.... .. Destroying the surface of a table to open op a peanut? Worth every dollar of damage done to the table. Praise the lord lottery winner haha funny lol peanuts three
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User avatar #3 - grishnackh (04/05/2013) [-]
Destroying the surface of a table to open op a peanut? Worth every dollar of damage done to the table.
User avatar #62 to #3 - NutHut (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm guessing it happened at a restaurant because of the design and scuff marks.
Also at places like Logan's Roadhouse they set out buckets of peanuts on every table.
#10 to #3 - software (04/05/2013) [-]
NO MATTER THE CONSEQUENCES!
User avatar #7 - tmpr (04/05/2013) [-]
did you use ****** lawnmower?
#1 - captainbacon (04/05/2013) [-]
What the 			****		 happened to that table?
What the **** happened to that table?
User avatar #9 to #1 - poorjew (04/05/2013) [-]
Looks like a table used in schools.
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User avatar #30 to #5 - huffe (04/05/2013) [-]
i lol'd, but maybe 'cause i'm drunk
#16 - kampi (04/05/2013) [-]
The table looks like a Bieber-fan's arm...
User avatar #32 to #16 - iwantraspberry (04/05/2013) [-]
hey kampi, that made his day
#33 to #32 - kampi (04/05/2013) [-]
Oh, I didn't notice.   
Thanks, man.
Oh, I didn't notice.
Thanks, man.
#19 to #16 - stormtrooperface (04/05/2013) [-]
made my day
#22 - samthefunnyman (04/05/2013) [-]
Won't somebody please think of the table!?
#26 to #22 - supersexyguy (04/05/2013) [-]
thats what i was looking at
#31 - thesoulless (04/05/2013) [-]
Why must you abuse your table so?
#52 to #31 - John Cena (04/05/2013) [-]
why do you care?
#28 - wheresthefudge (04/05/2013) [-]
Looking through the comments, I'm going to guess that most of these people have never seen a peanut.   
   
Also: Dayum, son! What in the hell did you do to that poor table?
Looking through the comments, I'm going to guess that most of these people have never seen a peanut.

Also: Dayum, son! What in the hell did you do to that poor table?
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User avatar #6 - trainerrusty (04/05/2013) [-]
Th-the table...
#37 - MattSwan (04/05/2013) [-]
You all do realize that this is extremely common, right? Right.
You all do realize that this is extremely common, right? Right.
#42 to #37 - puredeliciousness ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
It's never happened to me before...
User avatar #67 to #42 - raynagrimm (04/06/2013) [-]
start eating more peanuts, it could happen
User avatar #13 - snipys (04/05/2013) [-]
Did you use bloody power tools to get that thing open? my god, that poor table....
User avatar #29 - unpricedcdn (04/05/2013) [-]
If only you won the real lottery, rather than Mr. Peanut's Pot Luck, you could by a new table.
User avatar #56 to #29 - unpricedcdn (04/05/2013) [-]
Oh dear lord! My streak of good spelling and grammar has ended, I meant 'buy". I feel extremely judged and ashamed.
User avatar #14 - Sharu (04/05/2013) [-]
wait.....why did you win the lottery again? its just peanuts o-o....
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#21 - grimmapple (04/05/2013) [-]
What lottery are you talking about?
#20 - wittydog ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Jesus man ,no need to go feral on the peanut. Now look at the state of your bloody table.
#85 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
i thought you meant money!

oh nuts!
User avatar #25 - whywouldyou (04/05/2013) [-]
I get three peanuts all the time...
#12 - ounerify (04/05/2013) [-]
what?...
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