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Gerald .
the by (ZINE, many of my friends have become interested in men as well
as women,
trn Just sitting here, watching the world go hi...
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#105 to #104 - comanderspy (04/14/2013) [-]
do you have any more 'gangster' pictures? i need moar plz
do you have any more 'gangster' pictures? i need moar plz
#108 to #105 - Shmuck (04/14/2013) [-]
Thats about it....
#109 to #108 - comanderspy (04/14/2013) [-]
thank you, please, accept my cats
thank you, please, accept my cats
#206 to #182 - comanderspy (04/14/2013) [-]
mfw thats actually my name
mfw thats actually my name
#38 - pariahlol (04/14/2013) [-]
>Be Lifeguard
>Doing my thing, walking on the edge of the pool watching
>Listen in on the conversation of 3 girls and 3 guys
>Guys inquire as to sexual orientation of girls
>Bi
>One guy breaks free from his group and confronts them
>He goes hardcore Alpha, and requests 4-way
>Women say yes
>The 4 walk away into the sunset
>I continue lifeguarding, though with significantly more tears

True story, happened today.
#39 to #38 - zhooker (04/14/2013) [-]
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGHOAWEIGHP;OSV;KANSDVA;EOGIAEJGASL'VKANSGB'ASDL VBK;Ss
User avatar #40 to #39 - pixy (04/14/2013) [-]
such a great scene!!!!!!!
User avatar #1 - endface (04/13/2013) [-]
I'm slowly becoming a futa-enthusiast...

I can't avoid it.

It's everywhere.

And it's starting to grow on me.
#8 to #1 - John Cena (04/13/2013) [-]
I love yaoi... always did and always will
Can't help it.
Just thought I should share :3
#13 to #8 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
We know, Justin Bieber.
User avatar #36 to #1 - ferrettamer (04/14/2013) [-]
I use to really like traps, but I grew bored of that pretty quickly
User avatar #177 to #36 - endface (04/14/2013) [-]
Well, remember futa's are women with dicks. Not men that look like women.
User avatar #43 to #1 - xgeneration (04/14/2013) [-]
i feel you
#57 to #1 - rupok (04/14/2013) [-]
starting to "grow on you" eh?
User avatar #130 to #1 - zonryu ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
i like futas.....but only to watch....if you bring a dick to my face i'll break it off and give it to my dog

but watching if fine....damn fine......
User avatar #160 to #1 - limb (04/14/2013) [-]
Thats the last time I google a term I find on FJ.
User avatar #211 to #1 - acidjunk ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
It's been a year, have you progressed my dear?
User avatar #17 to #1 - heartlessrobot (04/14/2013) [-]
For some reason I prefer people with either a dick or vagina, not both. Now, tits are optional regardless of gender.
#78 to #1 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
Futanari is hot. I don't see any reason to be ashamed.
#32 to #1 - xthemetax (04/14/2013) [-]
just googled imaged what  futa is.   
At first glance it just looked like h.... then not so much
just googled imaged what futa is.
At first glance it just looked like h.... then not so much
User avatar #33 to #32 - endface (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah.

I'm hoping this is just a phase for me.

I understand why people like them.

For me it's in situations involving one futa ******* a non-futa.

That's it.

And I only like it because it means one more sexy "female" rather than a man.
User avatar #58 to #1 - mostlyshits (04/14/2013) [-]
Rule #899.3. of the internet::::::::: If you see enough dickgirls, you become attracted to them and start fapping to them. No exceptions.

http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
User avatar #176 to #58 - endface (04/14/2013) [-]
For now, it's only if they are involved with non-futas. It doesn't work when they're solitary or with other futa's.

I blame Dmitrys. Amazing art.
Also quite a few other great artists.
User avatar #183 to #176 - mostlyshits (04/14/2013) [-]
yeah, that's how it started with me too, poor kid
User avatar #3 to #1 - shiningfinger (04/13/2013) [-]
I love the thought of futas
#4 to #3 - acidjunk ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
That makes two of us.-
#54 to #1 - triggathepirate (04/14/2013) [-]
Growing on you.
Growing on you.
User avatar #11 to #1 - rainbowtacos (04/14/2013) [-]
Speaking of futas, something's starting to grow on me too.
User avatar #15 - chewythewolftwo (04/14/2013) [-]
I found out that my best friend was bi at the same time that he discovered I was a furry.
We met at a church pizza party (Neither of us could say no to free food)
So a furry, a bisexual, and a pedophile all ate pizza together.
I really ******* wish I could make a good joke out of that
User avatar #45 to #15 - izzygirl (04/14/2013) [-]
Hey there friend.
I started reading the comment before I read your username.
I was about to say "Hey, I know someone who met their friend the same way."
User avatar #46 to #45 - chewythewolftwo (04/14/2013) [-]
Oh god lol, it would be worse if someone else had the exact same thing happen to them, I think
User avatar #47 to #46 - izzygirl (04/14/2013) [-]
That'd be the weirdest coincidence ever.
#77 to #15 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
yay for male bisexuals... there are too few of us around...
#42 to #15 - caelinnis (04/14/2013) [-]
I say the same thing
#51 to #15 - celestiusnexus (04/14/2013) [-]
THEN WHO WAS PEDOPHILE?
User avatar #52 to #51 - chewythewolftwo (04/14/2013) [-]
Depends.
Are you underaged?
#66 to #15 - cactusphalus (04/14/2013) [-]
So... furry is really a thing now... God has trully forsaken us
So... furry is really a thing now... God has trully forsaken us
#68 to #66 - chewythewolftwo (04/14/2013) [-]
Well, he didn't smite me with lightning when I was in his building eating pizza, so I must be doing something right
Or he couldn't choose between me, a dude-lover, and a pedophile, lol
User avatar #69 to #68 - cactusphalus (04/14/2013) [-]
"eating pizza" that's what you were doing right
#71 to #69 - chewythewolftwo (04/14/2013) [-]
I can accept that   
We were all 			************		 about cars too. Maybe that helped
I can accept that
We were all ************ about cars too. Maybe that helped
#81 to #68 - erewhileland (04/14/2013) [-]
What is it like as a furry? What type of furry are you?
#89 to #81 - chewythewolftwo (04/14/2013) [-]
Well, for me, I'm not all OMGPORN or anything like that. I mean yeah, the porn is good too
But I just find the concept, animalistic humans/humanoid animals to be kind of cool. I will admit, a big problem with Furries is the community. There are furries (Like myself) and furfags. The ones who shove it down your throat and bring it up absolutely everywhere, and then yell at you for pointing out that it was totally unnecessary to bring it up.
As far as day to day life goes, there's nothing about it that makes me feel any different. I've been one for like two years now. It's not like I see a dog and get a boner or anything. I may be more connected to animals in the way that I enjoy being friendly/kind to them, but I've also grown up around animals and have always been that way, so maybe I'm just nice and fur has nothing to do with it.
So I kind of keep to myself as far as socializing goes (Though I am part of the furry board, for better or worse) and do what I do. For example, I write full-length novels in my spare time, with furries as the main characters. Not because it's fetish fuel or something insane like that, but because they're different and unique, and hopefully that will aid me in my quest to get published in the coming years.
And I'm a wolf furry.
To use the terminology, it's called a fursona.
<The wolfy one, obviously. The pirate garb is just part of an old joke. I feel so dorky being this furry in public (Outside of the board), lol

Shiet, I guess it's obvious that I'm a novelist, huh?
User avatar #118 to #89 - gytisout ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
I read one of your books atleast i think its one of your books on wattpad i can definitely say that your work was one of the better ones i had the fortune of reading.
User avatar #196 to #118 - mattimeon (04/14/2013) [-]
Could I get link to these stories?
#198 to #197 - mattimeon (04/14/2013) [-]
Thank you kind sir.
User avatar #200 to #198 - gytisout ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
No problem. And i assure you i won't close those blast doors.
User avatar #205 to #197 - chewythewolftwo (04/14/2013) [-]
Seeing you link this made me feel really awesome.
I've never seen someone besides myself sharing my stories
User avatar #208 to #205 - gytisout ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Well there's a first for everything.
User avatar #162 to #118 - chewythewolftwo (04/14/2013) [-]
Probably! It'd be The Lone Wolf.
That's just the rough draft, I have a fair bit of editing to do before publishing is considered, but so many people love it in that form, that I know I'm doing something right
User avatar #188 to #162 - gytisout ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
hope you do get it published. it's certainly better than that one series everyone seems to hate.
User avatar #202 to #188 - sashathefolx (04/14/2013) [-]
Seriously. If Stephanie Meyer can get that Twilight **** published and have it be a best seller, then Chewy can get The Lone Wolf published.

I'm in the middle of reading it and apart from a few grammatical errors and character flaws It's an amazing novel. And in note to said errors, I'm helping him fix them to make his novel THAT much better, hard to do, I know.
User avatar #112 to #89 - kingarturi (04/14/2013) [-]
well good on ya for being so public about it, respect.
User avatar #102 to #89 - imrandybutternubs (04/14/2013) [-]
You are a freak and a faggot and always will be. Go molest puppies somewhere else.
#121 to #102 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
Found the hater -_-
User avatar #204 to #102 - sashathefolx (04/14/2013) [-]
OI. Puppies are like children. You don't **** puppies. That'd make you a Pedo.

Also real quick correction. Furry =/= animal ****** . Zoophile = Animal ****** .

THE MORE YOU KNOW.
#209 to #89 - erewhileland (04/15/2013) [-]
That's cool. I'll look into reading one of your books. Could you send me a link of a good one?
User avatar #210 to #209 - chewythewolftwo (04/15/2013) [-]
vv That wattpad link is perfect, mind you it's not edited or anything, but that's saved for publishing. The draft is a good story nonetheless
User avatar #18 to #15 - qwarthos (04/14/2013) [-]
Where did the pedophile come from?
#19 to #18 - chewythewolftwo (04/14/2013) [-]
The priest
User avatar #20 to #19 - qwarthos (04/14/2013) [-]
Oh, duh
That should have been obvious
I should get off the internet and sleep for once
#21 to #20 - chewythewolftwo (04/14/2013) [-]
Sleep is for the weak   
Stay with us, qwarthos   
Stayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Sleep is for the weak
Stay with us, qwarthos
Stayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
#22 - gongthehawkeye (04/14/2013) [-]
90% of the girls in my school are bi/lesbian.   
   
I actually asked a girl out once, she told me she was a lesbian. Cut to a year later, she's dating one of my friends. Turns out, over summer, she became bi.   
Another story: My best friend's ex turned bi a week after he broke up with her.   
I think it's something they put in the lunches...   
gif unrelated.
90% of the girls in my school are bi/lesbian.

I actually asked a girl out once, she told me she was a lesbian. Cut to a year later, she's dating one of my friends. Turns out, over summer, she became bi.
Another story: My best friend's ex turned bi a week after he broke up with her.
I think it's something they put in the lunches...
gif unrelated.
#156 to #22 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
OR you are just so annoying and repulsive women lie they are lesbians, just so you **** off
User avatar #179 to #22 - savvasp (04/14/2013) [-]
We have literally 0 gay/lebsian/bisexual people in our school.

Okay maybe some gay-looking fellas
#184 to #22 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
I think she was just trying to let you down easy.
#34 to #22 - lamarisagoodname (04/14/2013) [-]
Are you sure... The gif is unrelated?
Are you sure... The gif is unrelated?
#129 to #22 - drosenblum (04/14/2013) [-]
Maybe she was trying to be nice and said she was a lesbian so she wouldn't have to go out with you.
User avatar #149 to #129 - gongthehawkeye (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah...I know


:(
#117 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
#96 - busterblader (04/14/2013) [-]
just do the same as this story and problem solved
#144 to #96 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
THISI S SO ******* HILARIOUS THANK YOUUUUU
#163 to #96 - andrewluu (04/14/2013) [-]
Well that confirmed my sexuality.

not hating
#139 to #96 - matzic (04/14/2013) [-]
I have the most bonering boner right now
I have the most bonering boner right now
#147 - konradkurze (04/14/2013) [-]
when everyone turns gay, online gamers will need new insults
#151 to #147 - faelysse ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
Already in progress
#153 to #151 - konradkurze (04/14/2013) [-]
as times change, straight becomes the new target
User avatar #2 - nephritho (04/13/2013) [-]
It's like people become Bisexual like it's something trendy.
User avatar #16 to #2 - heartlessrobot (04/14/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm bi because I like taking it in the ass but would also like to eat out a girl. Of course, there's a **** ton of attention whores who would scream like a little bitch if they took it in the ass.
User avatar #31 to #2 - danniegurl (04/14/2013) [-]
i think a lot of girls (obviously not all of them) do it to get attention from guys, because it's a pretty well known fact that most guys like girl-on-girl.
#6 to #2 - John Cena (04/13/2013) [-]
this is true. all of the ugly girls are now becoming bi.
#7 to #6 - John Cena (04/13/2013) [-]
I'm not ugly you ****
User avatar #10 to #7 - hotschurl (04/13/2013) [-]
Found the ugly girl!
#12 to #10 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
i know what you did jb
#126 - diegotan (04/14/2013) [-]
Happens all the time.
Happens all the time.
User avatar #113 - kingarturi (04/14/2013) [-]
my sister dated 3 guys all of which turned out to be gay and broke up with her. my mom says there is something in the water.
#120 to #113 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
Now I may have been on /x/ too much lately, but they're saying the government is trying to emasculate men by something in the water. Watch out, guys.
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#30 - Thenewguygunther (04/14/2013) [-]
Next time on As the World Turns
#172 - levchenko (04/14/2013) [-]
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#67 - manymanymangoes (04/14/2013) [-]
I have one of those friends.
He wore his mom's coat, jeans, and high-heels to class yesterday
then he started drawing horse penises.
he's a brony, a crossdresser
now he wears rainbow arm stocks, and fingerless gloves.
He sais he's "bi,"
#110 to #67 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
Because that totally happend.
#74 to #67 - smashingkills (04/14/2013) [-]
Just, what.
Just, what.
#73 to #67 - cough (04/14/2013) [-]
I'm starting to think people in highschool are saying they are bi or gay just because it's &quot;hip&quot; and &quot;different&quot;.
I'm starting to think people in highschool are saying they are bi or gay just because it's "hip" and "different".
#56 - Mesmus (04/14/2013) [-]
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #346366 at Pokemon ** well then
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #346366 at Pokemon ** well then
#5 - caelinnis (04/13/2013) [-]
>tfw when bi
>best friend says something like "whatever Caelinnis, you're the gay one"
>Tell for the um-teenth time I'm not gay
>"whatever dude it's basically the same thing"
>mfw
#65 to #5 - CXJokerXD (04/14/2013) [-]
If you're a guy, and you willingly suck a dude's dick, I got some news for you, you're gay. Despite weather you want to get some poon the next day. Why argue and get upset when people call you gay instead of bi. Is there something wrong with gay people to where being put on the same level pisses you off? Dude sucking cock = gay Girl eating vagina = gay How ******* simple can it get?
User avatar #72 to #65 - caelinnis (04/14/2013) [-]
The problem is that I'm not gay. I like pussy just as much as dick, there's a major difference between gay and bi and that's that. There is nothing wrong with gay people, I'm just not one of them
#93 to #72 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
I am with you good sir!

It is not the same thing, do not listen to the biphobic people of the internets. Bi males may be endangered but we aren't extinct yet.
#35 to #5 - hobys (04/14/2013) [-]
i dont want to be a huge dick, but..
" Definition of HOMOSEXUAL: of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex"
you're ******* gay. Literally.
#48 to #35 - jakefenris (04/14/2013) [-]
bi·sex·u·al     
/bīˈsekSHo͞oəl/   
Adjective   
Sexually attracted to both men and women.   
Noun   
A person who is sexually attracted to both men and women.
bi·sex·u·al
/bīˈsekSHo͞oəl/
Adjective
Sexually attracted to both men and women.
Noun
A person who is sexually attracted to both men and women.
#49 to #48 - hobys (04/14/2013) [-]
thank you for that valuable information. what I'm saying is that even if you're bi that means you're attracted to members of the same sex, which is the literal definition of being gay/homosexual. it doesnt matter that you also like the other sex..
User avatar #50 to #49 - jakefenris (04/14/2013) [-]
Except that since they're not just attracted to the same-sex they're not gay.
#53 to #50 - hobys (04/14/2013) [-]
alright well think about this.
I'm an omnivore so i eat both plants and animals.
is it wrong to say im a carnivore? or say im an herbivore? theyre both true, theyre just not the whole story.
if you're bi, youre gay. this is the most retarded argument ever.
User avatar #59 to #53 - coolcalx (04/14/2013) [-]
"is it wrong to say im a carnivore? or say im an herbivore?"

yes, actually, that is wrong. you can't do that.
#61 to #59 - hobys (04/14/2013) [-]
"A carnivore meaning 'meat eater' is an organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of animal tissue, whether through predation or scavenging."
Actually, no thats not wrong. you can do that. jesus ****
User avatar #62 to #61 - coolcalx (04/14/2013) [-]
you specifically stated that you are an omnivore, so saying that you're a carnivore or an herbivore would be completely wrong.
#63 to #62 - hobys (04/14/2013) [-]
my lord how is it possible to be this dense.
#64 to #63 - coolcalx (04/14/2013) [-]
I don't know, how is it?
I don't know, how is it?
#199 to #64 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
That dictionary reference can be misleading. It's tacitly understood that these identifications are exclusive -- at least, that's the convention. If you only are attracted to the same sex, you're gay / homosexual. And this is not the case with bisexuals.

Anyway, it is kind of a semantic thing but you'd assume everything knew.
User avatar #201 to #199 - coolcalx (04/14/2013) [-]
I think you responded to the wrong one, Justin.
User avatar #98 to #53 - albinozino (04/14/2013) [-]
How are you breathing? You're not a carnivore AND a herbivore, you're an omnivore.
You're not gay AND straight, you're bisexual.
Being gay means you're attracted to the same sex ONLY.
User avatar #70 to #49 - caelinnis (04/14/2013) [-]
being attracted to members of the opposite sex is the definition of straight.

So by your logic is makes perfect sense to call a bisexual person, straight.
User avatar #28 to #5 - mrstalin (04/14/2013) [-]
I usually reply with something like "Pfft, only half."
User avatar #37 to #5 - toosexyforyou (04/14/2013) [-]
If you like sucking another dude's dick, you're gay as **** dude and I'm gonna call you gay.
#189 to #37 - John Cena (04/14/2013) [-]
It's funny because everyone else who made that argument here got smothered in red thumbs.
User avatar #29 to #5 - Sandisky (04/14/2013) [-]
>tfw when bi
>tfw when
>that feel when when
#41 - somedumbcomics (04/14/2013) [-]
How can you tell if you're gay?

<---
User avatar #114 - swittig (04/14/2013) [-]
I seriously don't understand the idea that bisexuality is just a trend. For girls, perhaps, but if a guy comes out as bi he's essentially setting himself up for all kinds of homophobia and ridicule from less accepting members of his family and social circle.
User avatar #122 to #114 - lagingerninja ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
That much is true. Where Im from, I'm the only openly Bi Dude in my school, with more and more girls 'setting the trend'.
#187 to #122 - marcury (04/14/2013) [-]
me to... it sucks.
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