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I'm on a diet, so make it a Diet vodka

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#85 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]
So my thoughts are "I'll have a book please"
"Sir, this is a McDonal's"
"A Macbook?"
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#72 - blackmanrollipolli (01/29/2013) [-]
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#75 to #72 - ghosttrainhaze (01/29/2013) [-]
No Hope for the Human Race, much? You and OP, both go back to Facebook.
No Hope for the Human Race, much? You and OP, both go back to Facebook.
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User avatar #43 - JMF (01/29/2013) [-]
I actually drink Diet Coke because it tastes better than regular Coke, to me. Just saying.
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#63 to #43 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #55 to #43 - thewalruss (01/29/2013) [-]
You monster!
#16 - mrtredbear (01/29/2013) [-]
**mrtredbear rolled a random image posted in comment #2728069 at FJ RPG **

>roll picture

>picture is new desktop background
#94 to #16 - perfonator (01/29/2013) [-]
**perfonator rolled a random image posted in comment #157253 at Friendly **
**perfonator rolled a random image posted in comment #157253 at Friendly **
#95 to #94 - perfonator (01/29/2013) [-]
**perfonator rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at nightmares for weeks ** can't use a gif, so reroll.
#86 to #16 - melne (01/29/2013) [-]
**melne rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at cuteness overload **
**melne rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at cuteness overload **
#87 to #86 - mrtredbear (01/29/2013) [-]
i like it
#83 to #16 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/29/2013) [-]
**chucknorrisTHEGAME rolled a random image posted in comment #115113 at Friendly **
**chucknorrisTHEGAME rolled a random image posted in comment #115113 at Friendly **
#84 to #83 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/29/2013) [-]
**chucknorrisTHEGAME rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at When someone asks me for a drink ** I would've gladly used that if it was a picture, but I must roll again as I cannot use .gifs
#81 to #16 - tahrah (01/29/2013) [-]
**tahrah rolled a random image posted in comment #2732666 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** What mysteries does it reveal!?
#82 to #81 - tahrah (01/29/2013) [-]
Well okay then.
#80 to #16 - thalfak (01/29/2013) [-]
**thalfak rolled a random image posted in comment #212921 at Pokemon **
#73 to #16 - youxbarstard (01/29/2013) [-]
**youxbarstard rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at The flash **

**** it, why not.
I got nothing better to do anyways.
#74 to #73 - youxbarstard (01/29/2013) [-]
God damn you FJ I'm not a ****** !!
#66 to #16 - delightfuldemona (01/29/2013) [-]
**delightfuldemona rolled a random image posted in comment #105410 at Friendly **

Challenge accepted...
User avatar #89 to #66 - nikofern (01/29/2013) [-]
Omg, soul eater! Forgot about that anime xD!
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User avatar #67 to #66 - delightfuldemona (01/29/2013) [-]
Sweet tits... I rolled Crona!!
#57 to #16 - ghostrollerelite (01/29/2013) [-]
**ghostrollerelite rolled a random image posted in comment #2754074 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#52 to #16 - bobsrevenge (01/29/2013) [-]
**bobsrevenge rolled a random image posted in comment #201225 at Friendly **
oh dear god im not the only one that uses this computer
#44 to #16 - JMF (01/29/2013) [-]
**JMF rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at hue hue ** Dear Roll Gods, give a ***** a sweet roll.
#41 to #16 - cameronrox (01/29/2013) [-]
**cameronrox rolled a random image posted in comment #2858089 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** im ready for anything
User avatar #42 to #41 - cameronrox (01/29/2013) [-]
NOOOO NOT PONIES!!
User avatar #56 to #42 - ghostrollerelite (01/29/2013) [-]
oh no ponies my day is ruined! will at least you didn't get something like ******** gay porn or something worse
User avatar #69 to #56 - cameronrox (01/29/2013) [-]
I would glady have men fornicating and ******** as my wallpaper than ponies.
#39 to #16 - animedudej ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
**animedudej rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Just can't look away ** if pony's i will not...
**animedudej rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Just can't look away ** if pony's i will not...
#40 to #39 - animedudej ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
**animedudej rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at oh god no ** can't use gifs...
User avatar #58 to #40 - ghostrollerelite (01/29/2013) [-]
PLAY AGAIN
#92 to #58 - animedudej ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
**animedudej rolled a random image posted in comment #328250 at Friendly ** i will for the good of all of us...
#37 to #16 - badthing (01/29/2013) [-]
**badthing rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at Evolution **
#36 to #16 - Gonnafly ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
**Gonnafly rolled a random image posted in comment #2671802 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
**Gonnafly rolled a random image posted in comment #2671802 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#31 to #16 - tacopie (01/29/2013) [-]
**tacopie rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Fucking puns **
#32 to #31 - tacopie (01/29/2013) [-]
well ****
#30 to #16 - fuperbooper (01/29/2013) [-]
**fuperbooper rolled a random image posted in comment #156798 at Friendly **
#28 to #16 - werrew (01/29/2013) [-]
**werrew rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Watch your step. **
I'll give it a go
#24 to #16 - theawesomeguy (01/29/2013) [-]
**theawesomeguy rolled a random image posted in comment #193 at Prom **
#18 to #16 - kathuzada (01/29/2013) [-]
**kathuzada rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at sweet revenge ** why not
User avatar #14 - youjustlossthegame (01/29/2013) [-]
"LOL omg!!! This is lik sooo me guise!!!! :p XD :8"
#34 to #14 - getsheadfromdolan (01/29/2013) [-]
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all the people who thumb you down or call you a ******
User avatar #17 to #14 - darkjustifier (01/29/2013) [-]
no.....
#13 - breakfastlunch (01/29/2013) [-]
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#6 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]
>2013
>Still referencing something that's been discontinued for 8 years.
User avatar #35 to #6 - teh lazer lawd (01/29/2013) [-]
What the **** are you talking about, I had a McVodka the other day!
#23 to #6 - hillbillypowpow (01/29/2013) [-]
nah dude, they still make mcdonalds'
User avatar #7 to #6 - funnyjunktitan (01/29/2013) [-]
not discontinued, just non advertised
#9 to #7 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]
Actually I was wrong. Other restaurants Super Size. McDonalds (and other restaurants) discontinued the Super Size option(or other variants)
User avatar #12 to #9 - secretdestroyers (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh, you were referring to the super-size option!

For a second I was thinking, "When the hell did McDonalds ever serve vodka?!"
#20 to #12 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]
In Pulp Fiction you can buy a beer at McDonalds. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a McDonalds out there that sells Vodka.(Perhaps Russia)
#8 to #7 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supersize
"McDonald's began to phase out the Super Size option from their menu in March 2004. By the end of the year Super Size was completely gone for ever."
/wiki/Supersize
#15 to #8 - qwesda (01/29/2013) [-]
Also, though they (mcdonalds) never admitted it, it is speculated the decision was largely impacted by the documentary "Supersize Me"
User avatar #10 to #8 - funnyjunktitan (01/29/2013) [-]
that's weird because i could walk up to the McDonalds by my house right now and get a supersized meal, i've done it before
#97 to #10 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]
I would really like a video.
#11 to #10 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
PROVE IT FAGET




PROVE IT FAGET
#5 - kridane (01/29/2013) [-]
Get your cancerous facebook memes off of Funnyjunk
Get your cancerous facebook memes off of Funnyjunk
#21 to #5 - weenieandthebutt ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
I dunno about you but I find those e-cards pretty damn funny! Besides, they're not from Facebook and aren't overused (or misused) to the point that they become cancerous.
User avatar #3 - SnugglyWuggly (01/29/2013) [-]
So many McPuns.
User avatar #2 - happygrowman (01/29/2013) [-]
sir, am i going to have to choke your Mcass?
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