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How to win office wars...

 
How to win office wars.... From ....not an original from me....I know shocking right? and Anon cannot comment...evil..... <-- No, this is how you win office wars!

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User avatar #23 - homelessgus (03/30/2013) [-]
1:go to top floor of building
2:zip tie an airhorn on.
3:throw in elevator
4:press 1st floor button
5:?????
6:profit
User avatar #89 to #23 - fosforgasxiii (03/30/2013) [-]
How would that work? The only way to press the 1st floor button is to be in the elevator yourself. Or you can run down the stairs and press the button on the 1st floor, but then the other people in the elevator would've trown the horn out of the elevator before you're even halfway. You're just pranking yourself.

Also as soon anyone presses the button of another floor the elevator stops there first and doesn't go straight to 1st floor.
User avatar #26 to #23 - destaice (03/30/2013) [-]
Sounds like a good way of making somebody go death.
#27 to #26 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
*Deaf
User avatar #28 to #27 - destaice (03/30/2013) [-]
No, death. Because if I was trapped in an elevator with an air horn I would kill myself.
User avatar #47 to #28 - threadcreator (03/30/2013) [-]
samefag
User avatar #24 to #23 - fugglybastard (03/30/2013) [-]
1:go to top floor of building
2:zip tie an airhorn on.
3:throw in elevator duck tape to elevator wall (so theres no easy removal)
4:press 1st floor button press all the floor buttons
5:?????
6:profit

sorry, i had to give it more of a chance for profit
User avatar #130 to #24 - thice (03/30/2013) [-]
it would be more awesome to just set to it first floor. because the doppler effect of the airhorn would sound amazing
User avatar #25 to #24 - homelessgus (03/30/2013) [-]
yes. colaboration for more profit
#32 to #23 - saladtongsofdeath (03/30/2013) [-]
5.5: airhorn runs out of air on its way to the 1st floor
#74 to #31 - biot (03/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #96 to #31 - katypower (03/30/2013) [-]
I was expecting ''Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur''
But this way better.
#134 to #96 - kenwordo (03/30/2013) [-]
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#34 to #31 - tireyhawnuyu (03/30/2013) [-]
I laughed more than I should have
I laughed more than I should have
#36 - crazyolitis (03/30/2013) [-]
Bro, I'm all for dirty tricks and stuff but this...
Bro, I'm all for dirty tricks and stuff but this...
#40 to #36 - Fuzzymarsupial (03/30/2013) [-]
On an unrelated note, this is prime Nigel Thornberry Material
On an unrelated note, this is prime Nigel Thornberry Material
#45 to #40 - crazyolitis (03/30/2013) [-]
You're right.
#121 to #45 - kaslin (03/30/2013) [-]
Jessica Nigri is most smashing.
#139 to #121 - neverccd (03/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - vedgetable (03/29/2013) [-]
you forgot the part where you put a lighter in front of the ferbize stream and incinerate it
User avatar #6 to #1 - JklnHyd (03/30/2013) [-]
Febreeze is not flamable. Yes, I have tried.
User avatar #7 to #6 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/30/2013) [-]
Not that febreze, but the aerosol cans are highly flammable. Yes, I have watched some idiot try.
User avatar #8 to #7 - aerosol (03/30/2013) [-]
I can confirm this. I am highly flammable
User avatar #10 to #7 - JklnHyd (03/30/2013) [-]
That is an aerosol can.
User avatar #14 to #10 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/30/2013) [-]
No its not. It's one of the "Enviro-friendly" cans. It isn't under pressure by chemicals, it's just air. It's the chemicals from the Aerosol that's flammable.
User avatar #17 to #14 - holycrapimacupcake (03/30/2013) [-]
Any gas related thing in a pressurized can is aerosol you dopey spaf.
User avatar #54 to #17 - onionbubs (03/30/2013) [-]
"dopey spaf"
single greatest insult known to man
User avatar #144 to #54 - holycrapimacupcake (03/30/2013) [-]
That my good man was known as a Gavin-ism.
User avatar #110 to #54 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/30/2013) [-]
I actually agree with that, and I'm the dopey spaf.
User avatar #18 to #17 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/30/2013) [-]
Alright, but this can is under pressure with air, and febreze isn't flammable on it's own.
User avatar #19 to #18 - holycrapimacupcake (03/30/2013) [-]
The point was the other guy was saying it isn;t flammable and you flipped this whole thing around dude.
User avatar #20 to #19 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/30/2013) [-]
I was trying to explain why it wasn't flammabe, but I didn't say it right.

It isn't flammable because that can in the picture is under pressure from air, and febreze isn't flammable on it's own.
The cans that ARE flammable are the ones using chemicals as a profellent such as butane or propane.

TL;DR Febreze + Air = not flammable. Febreze + Gas = Flammable.
User avatar #67 to #20 - vedgetable (03/30/2013) [-]
air is gas
User avatar #109 to #67 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/30/2013) [-]
Not a flammable one.
User avatar #112 to #109 - vedgetable (03/30/2013) [-]
also you need oxygyn for any burning reaction whatsoever
User avatar #117 to #112 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/30/2013) [-]
I know, but the oxygen doesn't come into effect until the febreze is on the outside of the can.

Febreze isn't flammable, and niether is carbon dioxide, (the air they use in cans like the one in the content).

Febreze is flammable when a flammable gas is being used to keep the contents under pressure.

Put a lighter in front of an air febreze can, it won't ignite.
Put a lighter in front of a can using propane for pressure, it will ignite.
User avatar #111 to #109 - vedgetable (03/30/2013) [-]
your tl;dr version is incorrect
#115 to #111 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/30/2013) [-]
But don't you understand what I'm trying to say?

The cans in the picture use air for pressure, so they aren't flammable.
The cans that use n-butane or propane for pressure are flammable.

Pic related, it's a flammable can type.
User avatar #141 to #115 - vedgetable (03/30/2013) [-]
your formulation is completely wrong, you shouldn just say gas it makes you sound dumb A(not trying to be rude)
User avatar #142 to #141 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've already established that I said the wrong thing. But that this point, I;m not just using the word "gas." I've corrected it.
User avatar #143 to #142 - vedgetable (03/30/2013) [-]
no need to be butthurt, i had my days to, my worse was -300 someting
User avatar #146 to #143 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/30/2013) [-]
Yeah. I'm not really butthurt.

I made a joke one time, and because 5 people were too dumb to understand it, the rest of FJ hoped on and put me at -200 something total. Fake thumbs don't bother me, but people can be stupid sometimes.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4435784/Dat+Ash/3#3
User avatar #3 - xcmxcmx (03/30/2013) [-]
win the war at all costs. even if it comes to arson.
#15 - secretdestroyers (03/30/2013) [-]
<-- No, this is how you win office wars!
#76 to #15 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
love all the faggots who thumbed this up. most likely public school kids or kids from outside of the country. if you're from the US, you're most likely going to be serving in this war because you can't afford to go to college. shame on you guys. grow a backbone and show love for humanity.
#147 to #76 - clockworkkk (03/30/2013) [-]
if you don't laugh the terrorists win.
#81 to #76 - lamarisagoodname (03/30/2013) [-]
Or maybe they understand that worse acts of violence continue to be committed all around the world? Around 3,000 americans died in 9/11 whereas more than 300,000 people died in the Iraq war
#102 to #76 - katypower (03/30/2013) [-]
Did you know:
Making tragic moments a joke is a self-defence mechanism.
Do it faggot.
Or we are just sociopathic people. Either way, Trying to defend that wont help your case.
#152 to #102 - usernameistaken (03/30/2013) [-]
I thumbed you up, then down, just to see you loose 2 thumbs..
I thumbed you up, then down, just to see you loose 2 thumbs..
User avatar #128 to #102 - xzylophone (03/30/2013) [-]
did you know people who cant take a joke are normally huge faggots
User avatar #153 to #76 - holycrapimacupcake (03/31/2013) [-]
I'm in college and I'm not serving in the war.
User avatar #82 to #76 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
Shut up anon
#69 to #15 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
makes joke about 9/11
isn't even from america
User avatar #87 to #69 - namnori (03/30/2013) [-]
>Complains about people making jokes about countries they don't live in
>Has most likely made a joke about Asians being smart, British having bad teeth etc.
>Shut up
#39 to #15 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
I laughed more than I should of... Welp, if I wasn't going to hell before this, whooptido.
I laughed more than I should of... Welp, if I wasn't going to hell before this, whooptido.
#65 to #39 - mahnamesjakers (03/30/2013) [-]
&quot;should of&quot;
"should of"
User avatar #88 to #65 - namnori (03/30/2013) [-]
I hate when people do that.
But it's better then some other common mistakes.
User avatar #91 to #90 - namnori (03/30/2013) [-]
I don't get what your problem is...
User avatar #92 to #91 - frysandaburger (03/30/2013) [-]
Your previous comment *than
#93 to #92 - namnori (03/30/2013) [-]
It's in italics... It was a pun.
It's in italics... It was a pun.
#94 to #93 - frysandaburger (03/30/2013) [-]
I noticed... doesn't quell my butthurt though
User avatar #95 to #94 - namnori (03/30/2013) [-]
Well then... I guess you could say... I succeeded?
#98 to #95 - frysandaburger (03/30/2013) [-]
Yes... yes you did.
#100 to #98 - namnori (03/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #65 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
god dammit.
User avatar #43 to #39 - secretdestroyers (03/30/2013) [-]
Just for being on this site, we all are going there (if it exists).

At this point, I'm just trying to get a good spot!
#44 to #43 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
there's a good spot?
there's a good spot?
User avatar #49 to #44 - TheHutchie (03/30/2013) [-]
If you impress the Devil enough, he'll make sure you get a seat near the fridge.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - TheHutchie (03/30/2013) [-]
Yo, the Devil's really, really evil. If I'm equivalently evil, he's gonna be like,
" **** , that guy reminds me of myself. I can't possibly punish somebody this evil! That would just be simply absurd!"
And then bam, I get a seat by the fridge with a big TV screen showing me god-fearing Christians like yourself judging other people and pretending like the Devil's not my bro.
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User avatar #59 to #58 - TheHutchie (03/30/2013) [-]
I'll believe whatever I want, and you can do the same.

Maybe I believe the Devil dresses like a clown and is actually very loving to everyone in Hell. He only pretends to punish them to keep his reputation as a bad mother ****** , but in reality he's quite the sweetheart.

Who are you to tell me otherwise?
#61 to #59 - TheHutchie (03/30/2013) [-]
Pic related, it's the Devil's wallet.
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User avatar #62 to #60 - TheHutchie (03/30/2013) [-]
And you can have fun levitating beyond this realm to the world of flying unicorn fart juice. Getting ****** in the ass by a gorilla named Spencer.

Or whatever. Like I give a **** .
#73 to #62 - mythichyphen (03/30/2013) [-]
UndeadGirl's Face When
UndeadGirl's Face When
User avatar #106 to #60 - katypower (03/30/2013) [-]
And you would know....How?
#71 to #60 - wizlock (03/30/2013) [-]
who the **** are you
User avatar #46 to #44 - secretdestroyers (03/30/2013) [-]
Ehhh, maybe...
#35 to #15 - tireyhawnuyu (03/30/2013) [-]
MY SIDES
MY SIDES
#66 to #15 - anisace (03/30/2013) [-]
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#118 to #15 - mizzdepp ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
#52 to #15 - namesboo (03/30/2013) [-]
I think that someone pulled the zip tie and threw it, then every body in the office said "OH NO!" and well the pic says the rest
#11 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
First blood is drawn...TO WAR!
#12 - godtwomany (03/30/2013) [-]
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#77 - weinergobbler (03/30/2013) [-]
>be me
>8th grade math class
>boring as ****
>bring febreeze bottle, rubber bands, duct tape
>tape/tie down trigger on bottle
>throw under desks towards the middle of the room
>first, nothing happens, people just wonder who sprayed perfume
>then, all hell breaks loose
>room is evacuated, giant cloud of febreezey goodness lasts for the rest of the day


slightly unrelated story
>be me in math class
>open giant window that also serves as an emergency door a little bit
>make a trail of bird food from the outdoors into the classroom
>lure birds and small wild animals into classroom
User avatar #123 to #77 - samlusiewski (03/30/2013) [-]
Your life in a movie must be really funny.
#149 to #123 - weinergobbler (03/30/2013) [-]
I agree. An X-rated movie.
User avatar #107 to #77 - koalasonfire (03/30/2013) [-]
Shoulda used axe. ****** deadly in high amounts.
#103 - slytendencies (03/30/2013) [-]
"Oh no, now my office smells good"
User avatar #145 to #103 - zerosonaku (03/30/2013) [-]
With the unholy amount of Febreeze that would be loosed in that office, any unlucky soul would be overwhelmed with the fumes.
User avatar #135 to #103 - fireworkmuffins (03/30/2013) [-]
They smell all gross and chemical like though
User avatar #129 to #103 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Have you even used to much air freshener?
I don't think you have.
#72 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
anons can't leave comments my ass.
User avatar #48 - mynameisnotmike (03/30/2013) [-]
Im sorry but where do you work that they would allow you to have office wars?
#75 to #48 - biblioklept (03/30/2013) [-]
Telemericorp
#51 to #48 - macthemann (03/30/2013) [-]
Where do you work where they don't
#2 - Muppetz (03/30/2013) [-]
#22 - pyrusd (03/30/2013) [-]
Put your thumb on the opening?
User avatar #42 to #22 - mrpootkins (03/30/2013) [-]
or pop the top off.
User avatar #63 to #22 - therealtjthemedic (03/30/2013) [-]
explawshuns
#116 - fattyfuck (03/30/2013) [-]
Level 2, light it then throw it.
Level 2, light it then throw it.
#120 to #116 - kaslin (03/30/2013) [-]
**** yea, Combat Engineers.
We totally know what we're doing.
Really, we do.
User avatar #9 - deezknuts (03/30/2013) [-]
You'll just make them breathe happy, no matter what
User avatar #124 to #9 - sorryshoe (03/30/2013) [-]
...IN HELL!
User avatar #79 - hairydickfarts (03/30/2013) [-]
actually, much like whipped cream, you would have to keep shaking the spray can or else after about 10 seconds it would just be spraying air
User avatar #85 to #79 - weinergobbler (03/30/2013) [-]
Ten seconds is all you need ;)
User avatar #105 to #85 - Crazywithanx (03/30/2013) [-]
Attach to a remote controlled airplane, and fly around doing loopty loops simulating the shaking of the can, while simultaneously hitting every persons office.
User avatar #5 - spyisspy (03/30/2013) [-]
no, Liquid Ass
User avatar #99 to #5 - maxismahname (03/30/2013) [-]
Don't they only sell those in tiny vials? well you can buy a bunch, clean out the febreze bottle so there is no smell of febreze, pour the liquid ass in, and, do what the content tells you
User avatar #150 to #99 - spyisspy (03/30/2013) [-]
one thing, aerosol cans are unopenable
#154 to #150 - aerosol (03/31/2013) [-]
It's true. I'm a little insecure. I don't open up to people very often.
It's true. I'm a little insecure. I don't open up to people very often.
User avatar #151 to #150 - maxismahname (03/30/2013) [-]
oh...
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