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User avatar #23 - fasthink (02/03/2013) [-]
I believed the first one because I've never heard that quote.
User avatar #305 to #23 - pillowmeister (02/04/2013) [-]
also if you haven't heard the quote, it kinda makes sense
User avatar #24 - kandazz (02/03/2013) [-]
It took me till the oranges to figure that these might be fake.
I'm not a clever man.
User avatar #469 to #24 - gayboard ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
You're not alone, dude. You're not alone.
User avatar #132 to #24 - zerokiller (02/04/2013) [-]
Ikr? Everyone knows that Stephanie Meyers could read by her 4th birthday.
#10 - mlpbronyboard (02/03/2013) [-]
Oh god it's so dumb
Oh god it's so dumb
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#331 to #10 - John Cena (02/04/2013) [-]
I know its unrelated, but I can't stand Ricky Gervais. Opinions on him?
#342 to #331 - dementos (02/04/2013) [-]
I simply love him :)
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User avatar #476 to #456 - yurtle (02/04/2013) [-]
ditto. Some of his stuff is funny but there's just something about him that grinds me a little..
Stephen Merchant on the other hand, he's a funny ******
#7 - scodran (02/03/2013) [-]
"The author of Romeo and Juliet, Stephenie Meyer, was illiterate until the age of 17."   
   
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"The author of Romeo and Juliet, Stephenie Meyer, was illiterate until the age of 17."

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#31 to #7 - guythatagrees (02/04/2013) [-]
MFW I didn't even notice that.
#86 - Ishkalorr (02/04/2013) [-]
still tricked me with the first one lol
still tricked me with the first one lol
#18 - zakvanloocke (02/03/2013) [-]
MFW reading all of these
MFW reading all of these
#77 - bknob (02/04/2013) [-]
It took me 2 minutes of complete fury and anger and swearing at the stupidity of the romeo and Juliet (to the point i googled Stephanie Meyer) before I realized they were all BS and stupid.   
   
Then I laughed at myself for 5 minutes realizing how dumb I am. Thanks OP.
It took me 2 minutes of complete fury and anger and swearing at the stupidity of the romeo and Juliet (to the point i googled Stephanie Meyer) before I realized they were all BS and stupid.

Then I laughed at myself for 5 minutes realizing how dumb I am. Thanks OP.
#392 to #77 - cxross (02/04/2013) [-]
googled it aswell hahah
googled it aswell hahah
#215 - kneehumper (02/04/2013) [-]
It took way too long time for me to realize that these fact weren't real
It took way too long time for me to realize that these fact weren't real
#178 - HayleyWilliams (02/04/2013) [-]
I read the first one and was like oh wow, and then the second one I realized its Jennifer Aniston and Stephanie Meyer didn't write Romeo and Juliet   
   
MFW I realized these were jokes
I read the first one and was like oh wow, and then the second one I realized its Jennifer Aniston and Stephanie Meyer didn't write Romeo and Juliet

MFW I realized these were jokes
User avatar #181 to #178 - djgeeza (02/04/2013) [-]
thumbs up for Mrs Bucket!
#424 to #181 - John Cena (02/04/2013) [-]
It's BOUQUET, dear.
#81 - churrundo (02/04/2013) [-]
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#25 - celestiasbeard (02/03/2013) [-]
Was kind of in a rage for a couple seconds until I realized I was just not catching onto the joke
User avatar #37 to #25 - applepiepony (02/04/2013) [-]
me too
User avatar #68 - machinaeprime (02/04/2013) [-]
Clever OP, sneaking in a really fact about Snooki to throw us off.
#219 - crazyolitis (02/04/2013) [-]
Also, dinosaurs fought in WW2. General Tyrone S. Rex planned D-day and fought alongside his troops.   
Gif related, he just stepped out of his spaceship.
Also, dinosaurs fought in WW2. General Tyrone S. Rex planned D-day and fought alongside his troops.
Gif related, he just stepped out of his spaceship.
User avatar #237 to #219 - blokrokker (02/04/2013) [-]
Must have been one of those Top Secret Projects, right? One of those that never made it into the history books?
#241 to #237 - crazyolitis (02/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, the nazis tried the same thing, but their dinosaurs sympathised with the jews, so they got killed before they could ever fire a round on the allies. Dino-artillery killed Hitler.
User avatar #243 to #241 - blokrokker (02/04/2013) [-]
So Dino D-Day actually takes place BEFORE D-Day?
#246 to #243 - crazyolitis (02/04/2013) [-]
Well, it takes place in Africa, right? That ended in 1943. D-day took place in 1944. The more you know.
User avatar #247 to #246 - blokrokker (02/04/2013) [-]
Ah. So the dinos served under Rommel? How fitting, considering Rommel didn't support what Hitler did with the Jews, just like the dinosaurs! Man, you learn something new everyday!
#249 to #247 - crazyolitis (02/04/2013) [-]
They actually convinced Rommel not to support Hitler. A T-rex can be very convincing, you know?
User avatar #251 to #249 - blokrokker (02/04/2013) [-]
Huh. I knew that Rommel didn't support Hitler's regime, but I didn't know that dinosaurs convinced him not to. I suppose T-Rexes ARE pretty convincing!
#252 to #251 - crazyolitis (02/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he also had to promise never to eat chicken again, or else they would lose their support. (Dino's and birds are related)
User avatar #253 to #252 - blokrokker (02/04/2013) [-]
A small price to pay to oppose tyranny. Although I suppose 'tyranny' would be an offensive word to T-Rexes, right?
#254 to #253 - crazyolitis (02/04/2013) [-]
They don't take much offense, actually. They're very gentle and kind creatures. Just don't remind them of the third A-bomb fiasco. It was their absolute lowpoint. They're still ashamed of having to leave so many to die. Luckily, they forgave us.
They don't take much offense, actually. They're very gentle and kind creatures. Just don't remind them of the third A-bomb fiasco. It was their absolute lowpoint. They're still ashamed of having to leave so many to die. Luckily, they forgave us.
User avatar #260 to #254 - blokrokker (02/04/2013) [-]
Well that's good. I wouldn't want a bunch of dinosaurs mad at me.
#262 to #260 - crazyolitis (02/04/2013) [-]
You know who made the dino's mad? JFK. Dino's are great allies, but if you make it personal, well... There is a reason you don't see them very much these days.
You know who made the dino's mad? JFK. Dino's are great allies, but if you make it personal, well... There is a reason you don't see them very much these days.
#212 - jellybob (02/04/2013) [-]
mfw I thought this was serious and was about to rage like a mofo about the Stephanie Meyer one.
mfw I thought this was serious and was about to rage like a mofo about the Stephanie Meyer one.
#233 - CactusFantastico (02/04/2013) [-]
OP you crafty bastard
OP you crafty bastard
#275 to #266 - Unholyken (02/04/2013) [-]
actually he didnt even write it. it was an Itallian folk tail dating year's before shakespear. he was just the firs one to write it down. kind of like how Homer didnt really write the odyssey and the iliad.
actually he didnt even write it. it was an Itallian folk tail dating year's before shakespear. he was just the firs one to write it down. kind of like how Homer didnt really write the odyssey and the iliad.
User avatar #282 to #275 - mutzaki (02/04/2013) [-]
It was Ned Flanders who wrote those, right?
#285 to #282 - John Cena (02/04/2013) [-]
stupid cultural flanders
#283 to #282 - Unholyken (02/04/2013) [-]
i believe so.
i believe so.
#284 to #266 - John Cena (02/04/2013) [-]
Oh Jesus, my sides...
#250 - martinapplejack (02/04/2013) [-]
It legitimately took me 4 frames to realize they were troll facts. I'm retarded
#454 - oux (02/04/2013) [-]
I actully belived the first one until I read the one with Stephenie Meyer...
#414 - jamhamington (02/04/2013) [-]
it took me a minute to realise these were stupid jokes and i was taking them seriously, safe to say i got very angry
it took me a minute to realise these were stupid jokes and i was taking them seriously, safe to say i got very angry
#385 - zombieflorist (02/04/2013) [-]
The Crocs one got me.
The Crocs one got me.
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