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#3 - natabre (09/04/2013) [-]
wat
#8 to #3 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
Bill Clinton, man.
User avatar #10 to #3 - varrlegrimscythe (09/05/2013) [-]
"But I am wearing her underwear."
User avatar #6 to #3 - andrewjla (09/05/2013) [-]
Bill Clinton, if you did not know. don't hit me
#7 to #6 - unholyjebus (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm going to hit you hard... with my thumb... facing upwards.
User avatar #19 to #7 - andrewjla (09/05/2013) [-]
I might like that...
User avatar #21 to #19 - holycrapimacupcake (09/05/2013) [-]
In your ass.
User avatar #24 to #21 - andrewjla (09/05/2013) [-]
where else would you thumb me?!?
#20 to #3 - comicson (09/05/2013) [-]
god this brings back memories. When you tried to download a song or porn from limewire, instead of getting the song, you got a soundtrack saying "i did not have sexual relationships with that woman"
User avatar #26 to #20 - ludislavonac (09/05/2013) [-]
huh? I don't remember that ever happening to me, all I remember from limewire is viruses, viruses everywhere
#63 to #26 - misschokesonrocks (09/05/2013) [-]
Limewire was the program that made me skeptical of different things having the same filesize, ever download any strange faces of death, man fits head in vagina, etc videos?
#79 to #12 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#18 - dir (09/05/2013) [-]
LVL:90
LVL:90
User avatar #40 to #18 - thornberry (09/05/2013) [-]
best part of the movie
User avatar #56 to #40 - existacne (09/05/2013) [-]
More like "the only good part of that movie was Leo."
#13 - lucilavit (09/05/2013) [-]
He is not hiding, he is cosplaying.

but ****** cosplay anyway, 2/10
#49 to #13 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
the first time i fought p head i shat myself

then realized he's kinda a joke
User avatar #52 to #13 - merkdox (09/05/2013) [-]
also the umbrella says costume, so yeah
#81 to #52 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#11 - fedegon (09/05/2013) [-]
Day one hundred and twenty two.
They are beginning to suspect about a Headless Horseman without a horse. A beautiful steed is top priority.
#29 to #11 - sorinshrouds (09/05/2013) [-]
Kinda reminded me of this guy.
#22 to #11 - seonjones (09/05/2013) [-]
I think he might need ..
#15 to #11 - darthblam (09/05/2013) [-]
A Horseless Headless Horseman you say?
User avatar #36 to #15 - grimagination ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #37 to #36 - rihardololz ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
tomato TF2
User avatar #60 to #36 - jimmytwoshoes (09/05/2013) [-]
pasta?
#2 - malifauxdeux (09/04/2013) [-]
If his camo is so good, then how do we know that's Leo?
User avatar #23 to #2 - tradith **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Do you see an Oscar anywhere in these pictures?
#30 to #23 - burdenedsoul (09/05/2013) [-]
you're going to hell for that one... and i'm going with you
#41 to #23 - sweetjessierose (09/05/2013) [-]
too far...   
   
 That's why I feel so bad for laughing
too far...

That's why I feel so bad for laughing
#17 - iamphoenix (09/05/2013) [-]
maybe that's why the Oscar can't find him
#48 to #17 - thalfak (09/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - goobyman (09/04/2013) [-]
I think the reason he won't get an oscar is because the papparazis can't get the images they want.
#25 to #1 - superduperpuper ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Well **** me in the knee and call me buttercup, I never considered that, but it makes a disturbing amount of sense.
User avatar #9 to #1 - corpsedolly (09/05/2013) [-]
Or maybe he won't give the paparazzi the photos they want until he gets an oscar.
User avatar #28 to #16 - berbear (09/05/2013) [-]
This made me LOL so hard I cried. Thank you.
#46 - nortledrones (09/05/2013) [-]
This image has expired
You may not see me Academy...
#47 to #46 - nortledrones (09/05/2013) [-]
This image has expired
But I can see you.
User avatar #31 - departed (09/05/2013) [-]
Is that a watermark in a watermark?
#4 - junkinator (09/04/2013) [-]
Heres another one of Leo
#50 - cinematicbrix (09/05/2013) [-]
What about Charlie Sheen.
#78 - bitchplzzz (09/05/2013) [-]
the ******* adverts on the end are like a god damn tumor
User avatar #82 to #78 - ragdollomg (09/05/2013) [-]
At least it wasn't covering the images, like those stupid ******* people uploading stock images that cover almost half of the image itself.
#54 - olelicious (09/05/2013) [-]
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#38 - irolledyourmom (09/05/2013) [-]
**irolledyourmom rolled a random comment #3762479 posted by xdeadpoolx at Friendly ** :

leo's face when he gets revealed
#45 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
His camo is good but not good enough for a oscar
#64 - MacheteJoe (09/05/2013) [-]
I would hire homeless to run up a punch paparazzi in the junk and harass them as much as possible. it wouldn't take long before they left me alone for fear of my lovable gangs of homeless cock knockers and bum biters.   
   
pic is something like I would imagine the media would see as my glorious plan to help the homeless and my public image and turn the tables on the 			*******		 paparazzi unfolds
I would hire homeless to run up a punch paparazzi in the junk and harass them as much as possible. it wouldn't take long before they left me alone for fear of my lovable gangs of homeless cock knockers and bum biters.

pic is something like I would imagine the media would see as my glorious plan to help the homeless and my public image and turn the tables on the ******* paparazzi unfolds
User avatar #69 to #64 - awildniglet (09/05/2013) [-]
But then you would have lawsuits up the ass
User avatar #70 to #69 - MacheteJoe (09/05/2013) [-]
only if there was a way to prove I told them to physically harm them which I would just tell them to keep the cameras away from me and the better they are at it the more i'll pay and I'm assuming that cock knocking an biting would take place or i'm sure the homeless could come up with new and hilarious ways to make them rethink their career choice.
User avatar #71 to #70 - awildniglet (09/05/2013) [-]
I totally skipped over the homeless part I just thought you were going to kick them in the nads. My b, sounds like a great plan!
User avatar #72 to #71 - MacheteJoe (09/05/2013) [-]
Ya , I can't stand celebrity news and most performers hate it too not miley cyrus and like whores . If they are not performing to entertain me I couldn't care less. I had lunch at the same table as trace adkins in Iraq once and he had more questions about my life and job than I did for him.
User avatar #73 to #72 - awildniglet (09/05/2013) [-]
What was Trace Adkins doing in Iraq?
User avatar #76 to #73 - MacheteJoe (09/05/2013) [-]
Also I was Army aviation so we were his ride to other bases that the airforce said were too dangerous to fly too so he ate in our hangar just before we lifted off.
User avatar #74 to #73 - MacheteJoe (09/05/2013) [-]
USO tour. Kinda ****** because the dry air made him lose his voice. We understood though because most of us dealt with nose bleeds when we got there
User avatar #75 to #74 - awildniglet (09/05/2013) [-]
Ahhh, gotcha
#62 - thepouchka (09/05/2013) [-]
last one
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