Everyone flips their shit.. . Fl " STEPHEN mm was. I find that his stories aren't scary. True horror really isn't "scary" at all in that sense. I find with good horror, it doesn't make me jump, but it
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User avatar #3 - Crusader (03/25/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I find that his stories aren't scary.
True horror really isn't "scary" at all in that sense.
I find with good horror, it doesn't make me jump, but it makes me stay awake at night, it makes people sit there and worry about what would happen if they were in that situation.
Not to mention that of what I have read of his work, a lot of it is more thriller than horror.
#14 - wootshop (03/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Anyone notice Einstein was his classmate?
#11 - brothergrimm (03/25/2013) [-]
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#32 - ButtonFly ONLINE (03/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#61 - bloofy (03/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think my favorite novel by Stephen King is about a school teacher who goes back in time through a worm hole located in a closet of an old diner to stop Lee Harvey Oswald from assassinating JFK.

I **** you not, it's an actual book
User avatar #7 - caelinnis (03/25/2013) [+] (20 replies)
I have never been scared by a book.
what's stephen king's scariest, lay it on me.
#26 to #22 - ProperInsanityWolf (03/25/2013) [-]
i read cell a couple years ago and yes! that book made be quite nervous all through the novel. At the end i was left thinking, WTF? if this 						****					 happened in real life I'm throwing out all of my nope.   
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i read cell a couple years ago and yes! that book made be quite nervous all through the novel. At the end i was left thinking, WTF? if this **** happened in real life I'm throwing out all of my nope.
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#30 - iamtheblackgoat (03/25/2013) [+] (16 replies)
If you know this guy, then you've read some real horror stories
#16 - jackalcureofprusia (03/25/2013) [-]
So even in his youth he was coked out of his mind?   
That's his own words when writing his older novels.
So even in his youth he was coked out of his mind?
That's his own words when writing his older novels.
#62 - swedishassassin (03/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'd run too if I had to hear another story based in Maine and loaded with a stereotypical group of an alcoholic, an abused wife/lover, an abusive/adulterer husband, wrapped up in an abstract name that has nothing to do with the actual antagonist (Langoliers, IT, Tommy-knockers, the 'Myst')
I'd run too if I had to hear another story based in Maine and loaded with a stereotypical group of an alcoholic, an abused wife/lover, an abusive/adulterer husband, wrapped up in an abstract name that has nothing to do with the actual antagonist (Langoliers, IT, Tommy-knockers, the 'Myst')
#43 - remmyd (03/25/2013) [-]
"gimme dat ass"
User avatar #65 - rplix ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
I took this as the kids are running away because Stephen King's story is so good and the rest of the class sucks at writing so they are running away to avoid reading their writing.
#69 - bdh (03/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW i'm from Maine and everyone ***** all over it....
I met him a couple times, he's a great guy and I really enjoy his work.
#25 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
pet cematary was pretty scary for me
#100 - harleycurnow ONLINE (03/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You want scary? A guy who lived near me recently moved out because his house was haunted. He used to go screaming to his neighbours in the middle of the night because It. Used. To. ******* . Rape. Him. I can think of nothing worse than being ****** by an invisible monster at 2 am.
#102 to #101 - harleycurnow ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
So you're into ghostly dicks in your ass?
#76 - drinpa ONLINE (03/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Stephen King is good, the only problem I had with him was the fact that most of his stories have no real resolution. I mean it works because that's what he was intending, but I like to know why/how something happened, and he rarely gives you that. You get the story and see what's going on, but that's it. Works for a lot of people obviously, it just kind of bugs me.
User avatar #45 - herecomesjohnny (03/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i...kinda find him overrated a bit.

He's a great writer, i read a whole pack of his stories and loved them, but i just can't see him as being elevated above all the competition and the other great writers. I don't know, i just don't get what all the hype is about.
User avatar #47 to #45 - trojandetected (03/25/2013) [-]
As i sit here broken hearted tried to **** but only farted - stephen king
#20 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
guy at the bottom - "where is the door"
#71 - pamelinahot (03/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
just before I looked at the paycheck which was of $9364, I have faith that my best friend was like realie earning money parttime from there computar.. there aunt has done this 4 less than 1 year and at present took care of the loans on there place and got themselves a BMW 5-series. this is where I went, www.Buzz75.ℂom
User avatar #77 to #71 - kayzl (03/25/2013) [-]
maybe you can use that money to attend some English lessons because I can't read what the **** you're saying
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