Epic Item Review. I bring not feels this time but fails.. lines he Blaster Stun Gun , 000 Volt I [L lily tsa) In Stock. aasd Elli by . Daly I left in steel: -mu
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Epic Item Review

I bring not feels this time but fails.

lines he Blaster Stun Gun , 000 Volt
I [L lily tsa)
In Stock.
aasd Elli by .
Daly I left in steel: -murder seen.
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but I was no match fer them. That is when I raked that I new tn pretest myself. The day after t bought this product
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outside the , concealing my secret weapon.
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raise mere meneer"
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I whipped nut my Blaster stun Gun hand and shamed "wheres MOVE B""" l' The the girl seems ran away
screaming.
as I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentaly activated the stun gun and applied sse. aee Volts to my right nipple. I
woke up 4 hates later he the sound elf heavy footsteps., These Girl Scouts had througout they fathers., But I was ready. I
lunged at the largest cine with a cry of WERE . Em" and hit him in the . its hit the ground harder than a
fat kid en a jingle gym.
as the others began ta circle armed me. I changed techniques. Holding bath of my hands in tight lists. I rased my arms
be my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all hacked oft, fearing my ita: Pressie. -e RPM., After a smile I started
getting dirty. and we at we fathers decided tn try ts tackle me. as he ran tn are steed there. may and queasy: time
was wing real glow. Then I remembered- t had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the hints was fighting its way back was my
I mud my enemy and launched a stream of prezek: tile starlet at him, knocking him m the ground. Then I started
singing ‘Let the hedges hit the Hear. let the hedges hit the titer, let. the hedges hit ,.,., , rlr."
I grabbed my Enema Blaster Stun Gan and shewee it into my mouth, naming masks: at my tees. them
with my teeth. Eventually they were all uncork: ious, and I walked heme -
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User avatar #1 - nibblyone (10/23/2013) [-]
This is one of those rare moments when I find a gem among the new uploads.
#13 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (10/24/2013) [-]
"RAGGLE FRAGGLE"
#23 - professoridle ONLINE (10/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM."

Best sentence
#2 - pappysmurf (10/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read this.
User avatar #4 to #2 - cheatmasterjunk (10/23/2013) [-]
muxh wow
so text
many read
#3 - sweetpayback (10/23/2013) [-]
that means
that means
User avatar #20 - chevelleguy (10/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
raggle fraggle : here thar be dwarves picnic clip
#34 - mcsquigle (10/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
fearing my impressive RPM...
fearing my impressive RPM...
#32 - themightykamina (10/24/2013) [-]
i raggle-fraggled at this
i raggle-fraggled at this
User avatar #25 - kaycie (10/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this would be a good exercise for writer's when they have writers black.
just leave stories on weird products and yahoo answers.
#29 to #25 - themightykamina (10/24/2013) [-]
writer black
#5 - aloyzo (10/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Oh god,old as the world(which is 5000 years old by the way,fossils are just Jesus way of testing your faith)   
but golden.
Oh god,old as the world(which is 5000 years old by the way,fossils are just Jesus way of testing your faith)
but golden.
#44 - landanthebananaman (10/24/2013) [-]
"They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM." Is the greatest sentience ever written. I can't handle that.
#43 - thundagawd (10/24/2013) [-]
"They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM"

No matter how many times I see this, I ALWAYS laugh.
#37 - anonymous (10/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
does anybody know how much 950,000 volts is? look at it in perspective of how much energy you use in a year.
#39 to #37 - ajweston (10/24/2013) [-]
A big Tesla coil fires about that many volts at low amps. Putting one on your hand and punching someone with it would be like hitting him with the fist of zeus.
User avatar #42 - triggathepirate (10/24/2013) [-]
just maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨de you wipe your screen!
#40 - ridivey (10/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
all of my wat
#38 - deadlydong (10/24/2013) [-]
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#28 - throatpunchasheep (10/24/2013) [-]
It makes me really happy that there are people out there who actually conceive of this glorious 						****					.
It makes me really happy that there are people out there who actually conceive of this glorious **** .
#24 - vladhellsing (10/24/2013) [-]
4chan goes shopping.
4chan goes shopping.
#19 - MaverickZero ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Oh **** , I lost it at "Raggle fraggle!".
#14 - chopsaw (10/24/2013) [-]
fearing my impressive RPM
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