Elevator

Cracker is actually what the slaves called the man with the whip back in the day. So whenever some ****** calls you a cracker look then in the eyes and say "Damn straight boy"

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#12 - haydn (04/18/2013) [+] (15 replies)

Hate to be one of those people, but this is racist as **** and would have resulted very differently if it was the other way around. (Being this is true)

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#75 to #50 - infamoustrapper (04/18/2013) [-]

Are you brain damaged? The exact opposite happens in REAL LIFE. What sort of parallel universe do you live in?

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#98 to #75 - guymandude (04/18/2013) [-]

But it is exactly how swiftykidd said it is on websites like this. And it just so happens to be racist either way. He's observing what is painfully obvious while online, not real life. So he's kinda right. I realize that a good percentage of it is just jokes, but lately the amount of racism against blacks on this site has gotten a bit ridiculous and unfair. I remember when people would use the word " ****** " online and defend it by saying that the black person was being a huge asshole. But now it seems like it doesn't even matter anymore - everyone just says that every black person is bad. And swiftykidd correctly showed how this view is being encouraged.

TL;DR I don't give a **** because I'm bad at summarizing.

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#120 to #75 - condormcninja (04/18/2013) [-]

How often do you see black on white racism? I mean like, real racism.

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#127 to #120 - infamoustrapper (04/18/2013) [-]

Wait are you implying that there is no black on white racism???

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#126 to #120 - infamoustrapper (04/18/2013) [-]

That's not what i meant. I meant the reactions are the opposite. Not the racism

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#40 to #12 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]

And if it was the other way around, everyone in the comments would be "loling" and not butthurt like most people seem to be. I found it funny. Learn to take a joke.

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#112 to #40 - guymandude (04/18/2013) [-]

Thank you, angry black man. You are always the voice of reason.

Seriously though, all this site does:

racist joke about black people - "omg lol so true." anyone has a problem with it --> "wow stop getting butthurt its a ******* joke." Involves often use of some form of the word " ****** " as well as a reference to the fact that if it were 200 years earlier, they would be property.

racist joke about white people - "wow that is seriously so ******* racist i mean if it were the other way around no one would laugh, so ******* stupid and unfair whine whine whine..." Everyone decries this racism and gives speeches about the horrid reality and inequality that comes with being white. These jokes usually have barely anything truly insulting in them, unless anyone finds the term "cracker" or a reference to their lack of ability to jump insulting (no one does).

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#118 to #112 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]

By that logic: Fun = Offensive

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#124 to #118 - guymandude (04/18/2013) [-]

...what?

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#92 to #12 - monkeysniper (04/18/2013) [-]

those fun double standards

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#13 - shameonapony (04/18/2013) [-]

I find it hard to believe he knew that number.

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#83 - nnightfire ONLINE (04/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Why does number 3 has a star?!

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#149 to #83 - nikcnakcabc (04/18/2013) [-]

world war 3 from North Korea

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#182 to #83 - samjamfan (04/18/2013) [-]

i... don't get it.. :(

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#178 to #83 - fhqwghads (04/18/2013) [-]

I assume it's the "main" floor.

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#191 to #83 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]

It's the Main floor, it's so you know where the ground floor is in case of EM.

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#10 - bitchplzzz (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)

say this

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#23 to #10 - toughactintinactin (04/18/2013) [-]

Thumb for the weekenders, loved that show.

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#1 - supermegaultra (04/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)

140 years?

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#3 to #1 - pappathethird (04/18/2013) [-]

Yeah, pretty much.

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#2 to #1 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]

147 years since the implementation of the 13th amendment, so they were close at least.

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#7 to #2 - anbieter (04/18/2013) [-]

What if this post was made 7 years ago?

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#37 to #7 - mongoozeone (04/18/2013) [-]

looks like he doesnt have the right to bear arms

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#62 to #7 - williamweatherford (04/18/2013) [-]

It wasn't

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#17 to #1 - littlepolski (04/18/2013) [-]

They probably didn't go to school

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#20 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)

that's when you turn around and say "damn, 140 years of slavery and you're still complaining about everything."

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#38 to #20 - Mahazama (04/18/2013) [-]

"An elevator full of black people."

Hell no.

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#32 to #20 - thefuzzywalrus (04/18/2013) [-]

pretty ****** much

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#102 to #20 - bighairyfart (04/18/2013) [-]

And then YOU get a lawsuit.

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#106 to #102 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]

for...? verbal harassment? no one's going to bring a lawsuit for something like that, it's not worth it. you wouldn't win and you wouldn't get much if you did.

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#113 - moustachefingers (04/18/2013) [-]

I hope he was in the back of the elevator where he belongs.

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#135 - ipaintmyfloor (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)

It's been 140 years and I'm still glad I'm not black.

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#181 to #135 - tocoolforyouinajar (04/18/2013) [-]

Being black would suck. When they make the time machine i wouldn't even be able to go further than 150 years.

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#93 - zanekin (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)

"They put the button there for a reason ass hole"

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#137 to #93 - mrfartypants (04/18/2013) [-]

"yea! for the white man" - from white guy on other side of elevator

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#15 - salmonellabeam (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)

As someone who lived on the 18th floor of a dormitory, **** you.

**** you so hard.

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#54 to #15 - KillerRekoil (04/18/2013) [-]

I second this notion.

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#87 to #15 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]

He said it because the guy didn't want to walk only two flights of stairs.

Still a nignog though.

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#162 - allennis (04/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)

Damn, 140 years after slavery and they're still not over it.

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#172 to #162 - xxkosukexx (04/18/2013) [-]

It was a ******* joke, why do white people get so butt hurt and find excuses to critisize other races because they know the majority of their ancestors were ****** up people.

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#175 to #172 - rotinaj (04/18/2013) [-]

>That feel when you're one 64th Cherokee

I know your pain, bro.

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#180 to #175 - allennis (04/18/2013) [-]

Go away, Connor

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#173 to #172 - allennis (04/18/2013) [-]

Preaching to the choir. I'm half white - half pakistani. The number one word in my life is "Terrorist"

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#179 to #173 - savioranonymous (04/18/2013) [-]

I know how you feel except I'm half white and half Filipino yet I'm still called an Arab (People at school say say it like "Air-Ab") or terrorist as well as being called the closest thing to black...It's like why the **** do you do this?

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#184 to #179 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [-]

personally i think things such as racial bias' and stereotypes originate from a more primal urge to categorize things, animals, and other people so that decision making can be made quickly and more efficiently for survival purposes. things such as "no don't go near that, it's a dangerous animal" and such, however in this day and age where your life isn't threatened as often it's a superfluous trait. so in my opinion, people are racist because back when we lived in caves we needed to be racist to survive, today however those who give in to such feelings are rather ignorant.

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#174 to #173 - xxkosukexx (04/18/2013) [-]

Yeah and i'm black and i literally get accused of every criminal activity that happens in my school, even if i was gone the day it happened.

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#151 - unclegrumpybastard (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)

so do this and get off at 2 laughing ya ass off

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#154 to #151 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]

gl

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#145 - kenwordo (04/18/2013) [-]

140 years ago and they still bring it up like its their problem

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#74 - qubot (04/18/2013) [-]

What he did when i got to his floor

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#155 to #43 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]

Don't you mean employee elevator?

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#138 to #43 - matttboyagain (04/18/2013) [-]

What's that from? It looks like it might be Mr. Bean but I can't find that video anywhere.

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#144 to #138 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]

It's the Japanese equivalent of Mr Bean, found him on youtube.

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#59 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Am i the only one who said it in a racist black man's voice?

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#67 to #59 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]

so any black man's voice?

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#99 to #67 - guymandude (04/18/2013) [-]

no

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